#1 Happy Father's Day with Jeff Dunham and Achmed

[Markisacoolkid]

silence!!!!!!! i kill you!!!!!!!!

[repoman174]

sucks

[harry2798]

Iwas funny like achmed but i took an arrow to the knee

[nesa726]

i love you achmed

[TheToxicNinja00]

@TACOisYOURfriend who the fuck uses myspace.

[smashbrolink]

@TheToxicNinja00 I do. It's convenient for storing photos with no limits.

[Twilight252545]

Achmed's my favorite! Always has been! Always will be! I Love Achmed!

[AksaTheLol]

I love Achmed!

[expectodude]

I am about to show a fake comment just to make a video showing that this crap about it is fake. Do not post rude comments about it.

[Kuranhox]

86 people is lier :))

[NUTJAIL]

howdy

[nagenramanunk]

is there a crow in the audience?

[keilhugx]

ahahhaha....

[goldenboi2323]

u can keep that 14 seconds of my life its worth it lol

[grezie1002]

do fathers even lie?

[MrGreenie11]

Lol

[ircuteskitty]

I completely failed I totally didn't get the joke until I read the comment underneath this one DX

[LoVeYdOvEyZoRa]

to the greatest father in the world

from the greatest liar in the universe

LOOOOOOL

[CronistImperialis]

He is a Master of his Craft, the only giveaway i saw was his troaht moving a bit, and he made acents and a perfect sounding voice

[AbbyCullen88]

jajajajajajaja Love it

[crookedstar9]

my dad will love this

[ManUtdStar99]

Keep pressing 6 for Achmeds eyes rolling!!! :-)

[Kikyo539]

i am totally sending this to my dad!!!

[snapsgehaps]

repeat pressing 5 for laz0rs!

[TheSiliconV]

While the clip is playing, hit 1, and you hear "frame the world"

[luckyxever]

Silence! I KILL YOU! jingle bombs xDDDD

[koksama1]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool



[MrGAMERBOY98]

keep pressing pressing 3 and listen to the first laugh after achmed says verse XD

[MateusVIII]

i actualy send this to my dad XD

[ilyNaww]

i bet jeff is thinking 'i keeeeeeeeeelllll youu'

[nightoffallendark]

lol

(jeff)to the greatest father in the world...

(achmed)to the biggest liar in the universe

[davevandijk1]

Fun

[troutman141]

His father or brother was our sub at school

[rockmanmega1]

80 father doesnt like achmed

[imezraable]

what a suicide boomer!! VERY terrifying!! are you terrified!?

[bracythegreat]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[skater998899]

@ileenkiesel18 SILENCE I KILL YOU DEAD

[lisabodisa]

jeff dunham was on a disney show that my niece told me about called sonny with a chance

[Destruction891]

Good evening. Infidels Gets me every time

[lordfranz24]

Good Evening......Infidels

[Bailliesowner]

im saudi n dis guy is fuckin HILARIOUS Lol Achmed RULEZ

[MultiGreenjay]

Ma I love achman

[MateusVIII]

@MultiGreenjay Do you mean Achmed

[HoverboardFan14]

@MultiGreenjay achmed

[yomamaonfier]

There all funny but achmed the most

[Magicallybig]

I like this video but I still think "elvisflorian" is funnier

[lamont924]

Fuck you achmed

[mimi5alive]

Im Iraqii and when i see him perform i diee off laughter itss soooooooo funnnnnnnnnny xD and noo im not muslim :D

[Alex123491996]

/watch?v=DDpUgkUlggY

[plcooladam]

silence I keel you!! Lol

[NoneMad]

@plcooladam It's a typo u dumbass... -.-'

[abdulazizmak]

very funny

[elvisflorian]

I like this video but I still think rock band roid rage is funnier.

[JRBeaman]

The long version has over 120 million views. and counting.

It's a funny way of saying that terrorists give their lives just to piss us off, with no other effect, or value. What waste... well, until this video, which couldn't have been made without them.

[GypsyRockyOrlando]

Omg

[GypsyRockyOrlando]

Thayer was funny

[Igoryok1990]

camarodan32,

Like totally, agree!

[kingkid15]

jeff and the muppets need to team up for an ultra hilarious mega video

[DarkKellyAngel]

for the biggest lir of the universe XDD

[ShadowLady247]

LOL I need that as my Dad's ringtone XD

[anas474]

ok i'm muslim but this is god and fny

so go a achned

but do not talk about islam

achned hahahaha xd

[anas474]

@anas474 *****but this is good ***** sorry

[quiconico]

MY FAVORITES ARE ACHMED AND WAlter

[merilionzzz]

SILENCE!!! I ll Kill You!! :D XD

[asdf1gh2jkl3]

@merilionzzz I love that part!!! :D lol

[Sarahopeful12]

i like achmed he is very funny i could watch him all day

[TMAJE2009]

achmed is 1 of my fav

[Zeus1845]

after he said the biggest liar in the universe, WHO HEAR THAT LAUGH AT 0:04 XDDDD

[matthijseric]

@Zeus1845 That was me

[UpsidedownBirdPro]

@Zeus1845 I love your username...

[wadapakdawat0414]

@Zeus1845 It was like a friggin' t-rex!

[Upskir7]

@Zeus1845 sounds like a big ass dinosaur

[Hostage365]

@Zeus1845 XP it sounded like a baby godzilla! XDXDXDXDXDXD

[zZTrickShotZz]

@Zeus1845 lol EHH!!!

[abcdabcd151993]

@Zeus1845 Sounded like and effin bear groan! ROFL!

[AcidSeth]

@Zeus1845

Someone get raped in the chaos...

[DJSchousen]

@Zeus1845 ITZZZ GODZILLAAAAAA!!!

[TurtleBlastingOG]

@Zeus1845 thats not a laugh, thats a freaking velociraptor from Jurassic Park D:

[liveforlife2494]

Awesome =D

[shaorone]

@fxnot nice one., i really respect you guys.,

[FiragaBreak182]

i would SOOOO send this to my dad.. lol

[155chipmunkz]

lol from the biggest liar in the universe

[Ulti99ROBLOX1]

I sent this to my dad. XD

[misspowerpink]

I Love This Guy!!..Powerpink

[SirCooler]

I am a very very big fan of Achmed.. so I had to make a music for him. I worked very hard on it and the result is quite good. If you like Achmed too then you should listen it. You can listen this track on my profile or find SirCooler - Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Its a proffesional track so I really hope you like it :)

[kimo10025]

In fact the media is trying to show that Islam is a religion of terrorism, are passed goals and interests that want to achieve. And that is Nogerkm toward these goals and you do not know. In every way, and Islam the contrary, if you ever meet him, the evidence being the fastest growing religion in the world

[xiaoli26]

absolutely...probably...of course...

eheee~

[abbba2]

Achmed is the best character then peanut comes after :)

[TenkaQ6]

lighten up. jeff also has the stereotypical american white trash and a mexican galapeño. so people that are saying jeff is a racist for having a "muslim terrorist" character need to take a closer look at all his characters.

above all, lighten the f**k up and stop looking at things in black and white.

[mikeluvluc]

@TenkaQ6 dont forget the pimp black guy puppet

[AfflictionSkateboard]

@alhjar

Marines kick Al-Queadas pussy ass to Pakistan!

[nameless763]

i REALLY gotta say that to my father at Father's Day

[JDsbassplayer]

@nameless763 haha i sent it to mine last year

[nameless763]

@JDsbassplayer what did he say?

[JDsbassplayer]

@nameless763 lol he said thank you. i think he was too dumb to realize i meant it as an insult

[sOuLlOsTdEsIrEs]

yes i am a muslim and i am half from europe and unfortunaltely half from middle east and i hope i can go to london ay soon anyways i'd like to point out ppl tht this is just a funny video it doesn have to be mocking anything or anyone it's just a joke and yes ( camarodan32) ppl need to learn how to take a joke.........

[11alhajri11]

@ navyguardf18

it the same. man u dont No nothing

[navyguardf18]

@11alhajri11 wow.... way to go you can't even spell Allah right.

[DianVieira]

LOOOOOOOOOL XD

[Tigerlilyfirefly]

Lol, awesome, and people who don't know what humor is..I have a very important statement for you STFU if your so pissed about what he says, go to a forum and don't watch his videos..

[DinoWinoSaur]

hahaha

[camarodan32]

People need to just learn how to take a joke. This guy is really funny and that's what this country needs now. This is just an act that Jeff does, it doesn't mean that he thinks that all people from the middle east are like this. You people that think that need to catch a clue and learn how to take a joke.

[Sapphire101MFS]

@camarodan32 Actually, I am a muslim and I'm from the Midde East, but I think Jeff Dunham is really funny. I've watched every video of Achmed and laugh every time.

[Sapphire101MFS]

@camarodan32 Actually, I am a muslim and from the Middle East (something I am usually ashamed to admit) but I think Jeff Dunham is really funny. I have watched all of Achmed's videos and laugh every time.

[hassibf]

@Sapphire101MFS why the hell are you ashamed of admiting that you are from the middle east??? u have no respect for urself buddy....

[Sapphire101MFS]

@hassibf Because I'm a 13 year old girl from the Middle East. What does that immediately make people think? That I'm a stuck up girl who wears tons of makeup. Well I'm not. I never wear a spot of makeup, I love to read classic books (and I hate Twilight) and I think that what everybody says about KSA is true. The society IS regressing and in all ways, retarded. The first thing I'll do when I'm older is move to Canada.

[MrRaha00]

@camarodan32 whenever ppl enjoy these jokes, he momorises it very easily and it works as a prejudice when he is in reality. And its a problem in the society. I wish no one will do this kind of jokes..

[duntzwitch]

@MrRaha00 I kinda felt the same way when I first saw Jose Jalapeno on a Stick, but since he's NOTHING like a real Mexican, I can't get offended. These people can think whatever they want about us Mexican's, as long as they're laughing, ain't much they can do to hurt us. It'd be nice if the only thing they think about us Mexican's when they see us is "Hehe... on a stick." Instead of "Border jumper, I should call immigration."

[mikeluvluc]

@duntzwitch Border Jumpers on a stick hehehe Just kidding. Feliz Navidad

[duntzwitch]

@mikeluvluc See, that's the kind of stuff I'm talking about: comedic relief. :D

[mikeluvluc]

@MrRaha00 Youre too emo. Ur the problem in the society. He's making a joke of what you idiots are doing in real life. you talk of prejudice... look around you. the world is full of hate. 

[MrRaha00]

@mikeluvluc Now i have learnt from your reply, how you kind of ppl hate others and spread hate in society.

[weezing22arbok]

@camarodan32 Amen, bro!!! And besides, he didn't say anything "Achmed is Muslim, so therefore all Muslims are terrorists." He just shown a puppet that IS a terrorist.

[moneymanmoe]

lmfao

[ervinnledesma]

I like achned better than walter

[darkangle70s]

انها أشمد... hahahahahaha... لا أكنيد.. هاهاهاها.

[101smartbro]

yah me too,..

[Taylorzxzx]

@ervinnledesma you can say that again

[mac19971]

@ervinnledesma ACMEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!

[zapfly]

@mac19971

"no, it's "achmed"...ch ch ch !"

[mac19971]

@zapfly YUP, Pretty much mate.

[diwacoolofthecoolest]

@ervinnledesma its "achmed i guess" :P

[rosrychaplet]

@ervinnledesma it's spelled a-c-h-phlem! lol. just kidding you.

[jmbgouveia]

@ervinnledesma Achmed

[CODLeGeNdMaKeRz]

@ervinnledesma achned?

[soocute121]

@ervinnledesma I know right!

[restf0rm]

LOL

[mench45]

LOVE ACHMEDD(secretly like walter more)

[RamboAAK]

cos hes american and achmed aint

YOU RACIST BASTARD

[lazermat22]

LMAO XDDD

[HitmanAssassin11]

he means that kids are big liars when they say their father is the best of all other fathers in the world

[alexanderwesterhof]

no dude you got it wrong

he says to the greatest dad in the world

and than achmed says from the biggest lier in the world

so he is not hte greatest dad in the world

[HitmanAssassin11]

that is what i was meaning it cmae out wrong

[klote2314]

? i dont get it

[NofarxMike]

he said it because he took his kid to his work..and his kid exploded with him XD

[pinkixora]

LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY JEFF

[MichaelFemie]

Fathers Are The Biggest Liar in the Universe !

Thats True!

AHEHEHEH

:D

[piepiepie11111]

you got it wrong, thats not what he was saying.

[burekskremicem]

HAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH totaly bured Michael !!!! :)))))))

[acauabboy]

"para o melhor pai do mundo"

"a partir do maior mentiroso do universo" kkkkkkkk'

he is a great comedian!

[olivierfromricochet]

"for the greatest father in the world"

"from the biggest liar in the universe"

LMAO!

[mrRhyspieces]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[wwehollowichigo]

what achmed say please ?, (I'm french)

[hahahaha92007]

from the biggest lier in the universe

[connyluckirby9]

du plus grand Lier dans le monde

[DXfan9]

jeff said: for the greatest father in the world, achmed said: from the biggest liar in the universe

[JuanchoCE]

why are you people getting so offended? This is called comedy.

World peace will be had when there everyone is able to laugh at, and with, eachother

[EdwardAndJasperRock]

I love all your videos!!!!

[halloollah95]

lol

[RealKengeki]

Do you even know how many terrorists al qaida has? Compare them to the total number of muslims or arabs from any single country. The difference is far too great to let us generalize the entire muslim/arab population by the acts of a relatively much smaller group.

And to you arabs and, stop getting offended by every little thing then fuckin' boycotting some products for it.

[iHaxd]

@RealKengeki, BLaim THe PAKiz lmfao jokiingngn

[aquanette123]

LOLZ

[leka26061989]

ahmed  legend :)))

[B10h4zz4rd0005]

lol this is for fun, muslims dont have to be urious

[pkerch00b1]

i am muslim too and i love achmed xD if your ofended your probably are a terorist

[MniToster]

This actualy is just like my father

[fxnot]

ah btw,

i'm a muslim and i love this man's jokes. the one about achmed and heaven disturbs me a bit.(...this is the part where i should explain the 'heaven and virgins' thing really exists in my religion but doesn't work that way and

how a terrorist can't go to heaven anyway... but hey, we all now no one'll understand and keep saying mean things so i won't. )

and why should i be upset about other achmed jokes. i mean, i'm a muslim, not a terrorist. so.. i love your jokes :))

[Henrym3tal]

aww

[atgblue1]

for real? Like, no insult or argument intended ,just open-minded question. What do the terrorists think they will get for dying for their beliefs if they dont go to heaven? (just an honest question)

[fxnot]

how do i know what they think ? :)))

well, i guess they believe it's not a sin since it's for God. it's their belief. but i don't know how could anyone extract that from islam. because there are two sins God'll never forgive. dennying God's existance and invading someone else's rights. and obviously, taking lives breaks the second rule...

[JoeyBananaz]

can't forget suicide being a major sin lol

[drav1dan]

Passionate hatred brings on a great rush. It makes them feel good about themselves, because then they can convince themselves all their problems, frustrations & failures are just because of the people they hate. Once the hated people are killed off, earth will turn into paradise. They get a purpose in life- to kill the hated people. They get mentors & friends who make them feel important & accepted. Any hatred will serve the purpose- hatred based on religion (al Qaida), race (Nazis, KKK).

[RealKengeki]

You mean to tell me terrorists do what they do just cause they hate someone? That's just naive, mate.

[drav1dan]

You mean to tell me terrorists do what they do because of some high ideals? That's just stupid, mate.