MST3K Best Of: Hobgoblins

[Angelus00000]

Best line... "SOMEBODY'S RUBBING PUPPETS ON US!!!"

[izzybeth]

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[TheInstantClassic1]

4:59, HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!

[sexyglexy]

Uhh theres a phone call for Rick, any of you Rick?? lol gets me everytime.

[Igarappappa]

I love how the cutout of Mike looks like he's picking the character's noses. I wonder if that was intentional. XD

[emoneybagz23]

I don't like the way you greeted me at Wal-Mart!

[KaristaSwiss]

me: aww you missed the best line : "There was an accident at the studio.. we made HOBGOBLINS :(

[halifaxshayman27]

is that a standard army issue bandanna?

[Secundinius]

*gasp* DON KING! Oh, no...

[CertifiedGooner729]

@daliwndrland Me neither. There's some funny riffs but the movie itself is just so painful. I think Hobgoblins is the second worst.

[Drez26]

Why aren't you old?

[Eddie820]

This, along with screaming skull are my fave episodes ever!!!

[MrJimile]

if you think this movie is bad you should see mst3k and a movie called space mutiny.

[hunterofall]

Meet the Hobgoblins!

[sexyglexy]

Drive us to Chucky Cheese. haha

[ilikethecoke]

Seriously, how DO you read a record?

[MstGuy1]

You and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to Hell.

[prettysplash5bell]

"how do you read a record"

[sprybug]

Wow, how did you not include the best line in this best of?

"It's the 80's do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan"?

[ccipollini1984]

Forever will this be known as the movie so bad they had to leave.

[marsisamazingilys]

"Bock bock bock bock boooooock"

XDD

[PunchSydeiron]

2:34 "Meet the Hobgoblins: Frinky, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and The Claw!"

[belladonna4577]

crow-"sorry, i hate myself. goodbye!"

mike-"no, crow get back here!"

servo-"james mayberry RFD. oh i hate myself too!"

LOL@2:42-3:10

"go team go!"

servo-"when you came up with the idea for hobgoblins, were you high on crack?"

crow-"yes. i had been doing quite a bit of crack that day as i recall."

crow-"i was home one night right before the filming of my film hobgoblins, when i recieved an unsolicited call suggesting i try their service; wherein they replaced my brains with rat droppings."

[ilikethecoke]

Worst movie EVER. Even WITH MST3K riffing it it's hard to watch for me.

[PunchSydeiron]

@ilikethecoke It's pretty bad, all right. It's easily on par with "Troll 2" or "Mac and Me." I hate the 80's a little more now.

[SafetySam]

@ilikethecoke Even WITH the guys riffing it's hard to watch for you?! B-B-But it's MST3K...the best show ever....ugh, your comment is giving me current traumatic distress disorder.

[ilikethecoke]

@SafetySam Yes, this movie is THAT bad.

[votepuke]

@SafetySam did you ever notice that Road Rash is MAYNARD from Pulp Fiction?!?! I love you for having all these great montages (kitheths)

[SafetySam]

@votepuke Thank you kindly and I did not know that. I always thought Maynard from Pulp Fiction was Billy Mays...

[votepuke]

@SafetySam Road Rash is in Pulp Fiction!

[MichRockHop81108]

@SafetySam no man I understand, I feel the same way he does. Even though it's myst3k you still have to watch the movie.

[Alluthalas]

@ilikethecoke Oh yeah? Try Manos the hands of fate. Just remember you ask for something worse.

[ilikethecoke]

@Alluthalas That's the second worst movie that MST3K's riffed that I've ever seen by itself. But unlike Hobgoblins I felt Manos actually had some things that Hobgoblins didn't: 1) Enjoyable scenes. The brides fighting was just so ridiculous I found it hilarious. Also a likeable character - The dog.

[joeskis]

@ilikethecoke Actually Manos: The Hands of Fate, is the worst movie they riffed

[ilikethecoke]

@joeskis They felt the worst one was actually Monster A Go-Go

[daliwndrland]

@joeskis Ever ever ever...I can't even watch that episode....

[AbbeyandOlivia]

Dermarderosian....Longest last name I am yet to see....

[htomsirveaux42]

were on the road to nowhere...

[TenderNINja]

Make my muscle car prune colored please!

[OzzyFan87]

You could put up the whole episode and call it the best of.

[drduke28]

"Drive us to Chuck E. Cheese!"

[dinoman2222]

the cardboard cut-out scene is one of the all-time greatest mst3k moments in my opinion

[sm2142]

3:28 best line ever!

"There's a girl touching me, YUCK!!!"

[SoylentGreeeen]

I love the opening segment so much. Poor Mike.

[DreamTraveller1]

How peculiar that the club announcer would eventually become the voice of Cosmo.

[purpleshamrock17]

:36-1:30 Best credit opening from them EVER!

"you and your stupid thoughtfullness can go to hell!"

"Somone's rubbing puppets on us!"

"There's a girl touching me! Yuck!"

4:21-1:37 hahaha!! Great idea, Mike!

"when you came up with the idea of Hobgoblins were you high on crack?...say yes"

"are you in fact a total idiot?...say yes"

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now running mst3k 24/7

[shevy7god]

And thats my act, Goodnight!' Fucking Epic stuff

[evildeadfan123]

Haha. This looks like some of the monsters that didn't make the cut for Ghoulies.

[BryonYoungblood]

"Sorry,. I hate myself! Good-bye!"

"Crow, get back here!"

"I hate myself too!! Boo hoo hoo hoo!!"

XD God, the guys are a riot in the opening credits!

Bryon

[sexyglexy]

"We're on the road to no where, come on inside..."

haha that song was in Little Monsters.

[Tareltonlives]

Speaking of awful movies...

[c3section]

"We're going to sit down and watch this movie."

(Commercial Sign'd)

D'OH!

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You know, they just made a sequal. Hope there will be a Rifftrak of it.

[sillygrl23]

This was the first episode that introduced me to the fun that is this whole show!

[MetalShadowX]

Ditto :)

[MaxieTheThird]

Even though it's great, you know what's wrong with this episode? THEY MADE NO GREMLINS JOKES WHATSOEVER.

[99jo99jo99]

Fish Picker, the concert for herpes.

[sillygrl23]

lol, did you see the scene when they show Daphne it look like Mike is picking her nose.

[sillygrl23]

LMAO! My favorite part was during the opening credits when Mike was trying to keep Crow and Servo in thier seats lol!

[paperstreetfilms]

@sillygrl23 The director of the film even said he was proud of the fact it was the only movie that made the 'bots try to escape the theater...

[igd93]

"When frightened or enraged, she has the strength of 1000 trollops"

"We're drinking yer bongwater!"

[FaithLestrange]

"Get off the stage idiot!"

"But you're my Manager!"

[untitleme61]

"I don't like the way you greeted me at WalMart'!

[darrellkaiser1985]

3:42

I remember being quite young when I first saw this episode. I was rolling on the floor when this line came up!

[ksb78]

drive us to chucky cheese!

[diddymouse]

I'm so glad you included the scene with the stupid guy dancing around in the window. XD Always makes me laugh!

"There's a girl touching me! Yuck!"

[Tareltonlives]

"It's an all-girls night"

[jashman1987]

One of my favorite MST3K episodes :-)