Friends Are Fickle

[aeseeke]

I'm going to leave a new comment on all these videos just to annoy, because I love (not for real real but for play play). btw GI Joes don't hurt as much as pineapples try that next. And whos unsubbing? Imma kick they asses

[toogangstabeotch]

Ha ha!

HAVE A SIT!

Have a sit!

=]

[gothictier]

Found you from the KING! John Reagan. I will subscribe to your videos.

[endlessjoe]

Hey, thanks for the support compadre.

*salute*

[superloser2180]

LOL I love shitting blood! I'll send you a pic next time.

[TheBlackWesleySnipes]

good lord!

1 minute of thinking about what to record...

1 minute and 35 seconds of video...

1 Day later...

3245 Views, 4 favorited, and 100 comments...

Joe, my friend, You have just graduated to B- YouTube Celebrity Status...

[avid1029]

I'm still pickin' up what you're layin, down.

[DrunkinIrishman]

Unsubscribe Never you had me at GI Joe in the Ass. Priceless joe Priceless

[donkeyjune]

TheBlackWesleySnipes is so rude. keep that ass hole tight, brutha.

[msbuller]

unsub? NEVAH!  love your humor and sarcasm! it's truly a lost art. have a good week.

[sindesign]

I hope GI Joe had his scuba gear on... and may I say, you are a very funny fellow, you remind me of my friend Paul. I believe he has a Millennium Falcon up his ass....

[TheBlackWesleySnipes]

does he always say, "awww what?" and look like a tall glass of milk?

[sindesign]

OK, so no, they aren't alike at all. It was simply a writerly conceit to evoke the image of someone with a Millennium Falcon in their jacksie....busted... ;-)

Whatever, I'm not unsubscribing after this cliff-hanger!

[luciddina]

You're so crazy! Just keep doing your thing and nevermind the rest :)

[AutumnBrooke]

LOL, I love how you grabbed your ass when you laughed.

[captainpeppito]

i wish nick would just accept us for who we are. all we wanted to do was have a normal, everyday conversation!

[MadWom]

F N barbie lover, what a hater! GIJOES have so many uses! tehe..;) You should tape some of these conversations while in mass transit, that would be rad!

Oh! shit, and wear scrubs! that ul really make em think!

[Lobsterman2005]

SUPERFREAK! You rock Joe.

[LadySeneca]

hehe I know. I looked it up on Google. I just never heard it called that. ;)

[Decadent7]

i wont ever unsubscribe from you, youtube is nothing without endless joe, you are king.

[endlessjoe]

Heh. You are too kind. You rock, chick.

[seanbedlam]

Not only will I  keep subscribing, I will begin stalking you and carving your name into my penis flesh. Cheers!

[endlessjoe]

Mission accomplished: to achieve a spot on Sean Burke's penis.

[yieldsigns]

i <3 penis flesh.

[BonnieandFriends]

wit' no lube? Whata keepa'.

[wordsarelouder]

I'm still here... as for the GI Joe in the ass, I find Irony in that.

[mags11526]

I will neverrrr unsubscribe. Although it kind of weirds me out when you, paperlillies, aericwinter, captain peppito and lucyinLA all don't post something for like 5 days...

[endlessjoe]

Well, that's usually when we're plotting the New World Order ... but after that, Youtube time!

[sherryhumikowski]

I'm still subscribed...You guys are crazy!

Lovin' it!!! Sherry

[AericWinter]

Geeez, it's so rude the way some people leave in the middle of a con

[aproxxy]

haha!

friends are indeed fickle...

perchance that fellow drove straight to a Toys R Us...?

[endlessjoe]

He's always trying to bite my style. He's probably got an entire platoon up there by now.

[aproxxy]

hope he knows troop movements shouldn't coinincide with bowel movements

(sorry couldn't resist)

[eldritchwizard]

I will never unsubscribe, you're awesome!

[endlessjoe]

Hey, right back atcha brutha.

[jennfabulous]

hey homestar of pie and cannibal sauce... always a pleasure to work the joetube... nicely done as always.  i want to munch upon dinna' with you and ya lady soon if we can have corresponding free time. xo, homie jenn

[bluehairboyman]

um doesn't everyone have these experiences?...I have a large collection of GI JOE dolls just so I'm ready when my friends come over...

[onceyougoatee]

Who the hell would unsubscribe? Joe, you rock YouTube like a hurricane. No New Orleans joke intended.

Just a simple rock reference for original videos that simply rock.

[endlessjoe]

\m/ [oo] \m/

[Jen4957]

This is no reason to unsubscribe, this is reason to figure out what else one could fit up an ass.

[endlessjoe]

Innovators ... intrepid explorers ... UNITE! There is a new territory yet uncharted: the ass.

[JacksXmessengerX]

The odd things people get stuck up their asses....honestly!

[cinderellaferret]

So does this mean that GI Joe has brown eyes?

[cykcyko1]

lol..."anyway...i'm still shittin' blood"...classic

cyk.

[endlessjoe]

You're my boy, Giles. I knew I could count on you.

[shonco]

Poor G.I. Joe! I hope you bought him dinner first at least

[endlessjoe]

Heh ... well, now you've got me blushing and whatnot. How will I explain this to the other cool kids?!

[angabel]

The hidden world of youtubers. Who knew!

[LadySeneca]

LOL! I'm a faithful subscriber. I had someone unsubscribe from my videos because I didn't answer their question quickly enough as to whether I was into "femdom". I didn't even know wth that term meant. *shrugs*

[endlessjoe]

Blergh. Some people are such vile swine!

[TheBlackWesleySnipes]

When I left the apartment, I unsubscribed to both of you in real life...

but as for YouTube, I'd never...

but as a friend, fuck you, you sick, twisted, GI Joe anal-injecting cunt.

Love,

Nick

[AsertyDances]

Rad. I'm in a fantasy world with you Joe... where I am your, I don't know... left foot... I would never unattach, even if you did something with your ass and dolls for boys. I would just observe without judgement, yep. On another note, I am super choosey about who I subscribe to, I mean really, if you look at my list it's like really short... and your on it and I'll never take you off dude!

(I just got the name game, very clever)

[endlessjoe]

And for this, I am muy honored. The same loyalty applies on this end as well. A Youtube loyalty chain, if you will.

[mattydub1]

hahaha, well shit... I really don't know what to say of this... Dry G.I Joe anal games... Never tried it... lol

As for people un-subbing... It seems each time I get a new subscriber, I piss an old sub off to the point of unsubbing??? Terrible dilemma really...lol

[Paperlilies]

haha 'have a SIT!'

Do you realise that there are now way too many people with the mental image of you with an eagle eye GI joe halfway up your ass?

[endlessjoe]

I'm all about scarring the fragile psyches of my fellow Youtubers. It's kinda "my thing".

[21stCenturyCat]

I must admit recently I did have someone subscribe and then unsubscribe the next day, I didn't even post any vidoes during that short space of time - "fuck the bull shit!" as they say ;)

[Brunettey]

ahahahhahahah oh my god, I loved that!

[endlessjoe]

I mean, seriously! If I had a dime for every time it's happened ....

[NotEvsie]

just promise me there's no more shower scenes for a while... not until this has drifted out of my consciousness anyway.

[ilvsockmonkeys]

What? I thought this was funny! I'm happy I subscribed....

[lestyoubejudged]

don't sweat it man, people unsubscribe from me and I am about as uncontroversial as you can get. Maybe that's it, I am boring. But sorry I am not sticking ANYTHING up my ass for subscribers. Love you as always man. And be carful with your oriffices (sp?).

[endlessjoe]

Haha. That's a sound plan right there. And I would have to disagree with this "I am boring" statement of yours. Rubbish!

[ItsaBitsa]

haha, I don't see the problem, seems like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

Great vid Joe, entertaining as always.

[Urgelt]

I would unsubscribe if I thought it would do any good.

It's too late for me, alas. If I wear jeans, they're muddy in minutes. I talk too loudly. I see beauty in strange thing, like dead bugs or decaying billboards. I adjust my crotch in public and say "what!?" to people who stare. I look strangely at my bathtub, as if it's more than it seems.

Je suis l'endlessized. Gaaa! Faux French, too! :P

[endlessjoe]

Viva faux Francais!

[Kedoke]

Can I subscribe twice??

P.S. This gives me an idea for a video . . .

[endlessjoe]

The fact that this gives you an idea is both intriguing and terrifying, my friend.

[Ni7suj]

Have a SIT! hehe g1

[BadAlbert]

Poor old GI Joe. He should be awarded the Victoria Cross for gallantry in the face of the enemy surpassing that which is normally expected. Posthumously of course...

[endlessjoe]

I can say he exited this world bravely ... silently.

[rhythm7a]

"I've got a grunt in my foxhole". Thanks joe, I've got a new phrase in my lexicon. Hey let the lightweights flake off, you don't need them. A great start to my Sunday.

[endlessjoe]

Glad to help, mon frere. Praise the lord!

[Haynes1994]

Somebody unsubscribed to YOU?? Well, you know what they say... If love you something, set it free, if it comes back, it was meant to be yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

[matty123986754]

OUCH!!!

[oneiblind30]

Good job Joe! 5 stars buddy!

[revilomat]

Who is unscubscribing? Give us names, we will visit them. You can't unsubscribe the ej family. Once you are in there is no way back ;-)

This video was great! If I could rank my subscriptions, yours would be at least in my personal top 3! :D

[endlessjoe]

*sends a heaping pile of "e-love" your way*

[tripplehelix]

lol that was fantastic!

[MakeItFunkey]

So dumb, but I couldn't help but laugh:) The guy in the middle actually looked like he was getting sick and uncomfortable. Do you guys ever do that to people out in real life, like just walking down the street or whatever?

[endlessjoe]

Actually, yes. It's one of our favorite games, and the inspiration for this video. It usually involves some foreign object in some sort of vile orifice. We'll usually end a disgusting, non-existent conversation while turning the corner into a crowd of people. The reactions are truly epic. No shame in blatant dumbness sometimes.

[2redheads]

Oh my God another EJ Classic!! Your videos have created some classic one liners in our household. My Husband and I will be having a conversation and suddenly we both blurt out; "he just pinched the tip!! He pinched the tip!!" or "what up chicken head?!" Those "Unsubscribers" are missing out. Classic stuff my friend! You are the best!

[endlessjoe]

Always glad to enrich the household environment. You are too kind. A grin issues forth from my face!

[LightRayFace]

fuck you. I'm out. I already signed the unsubscribed contract. then i pissed on the youtube unsubsriber representitive. and set them on fire. all out of joy and tener love and size 14 shoe man thrusts. rhythmic.

sore,

indica

[blueathena]

you CRACK me UP!

:)

yay JOE!

[jrb281]

that was some funny shit. i don't mean to sound like a suckup, or a douche, but who in the fuck would unsubscribe to you endlessjoe? i am pretty sure al gore had you in mind when he invented the internet.

[endlessjoe]

Haha! I do believe this is the highest compliment I've ever received ... and I thank you for it. For every subscriber I've been getting, 2 people UNsubscribe. I say, let them drop like flies, the fickle fucking swine! It's the people like YOU, faithful Youtube friend, that I give a damn about.

[derricksteele]

"Did she lube it?"

LMAO!

5 stars and still subscribed.

[endlessjoe]

*mentally gives YOU 5 stars*

[IamTDF]

I want 5 stars too... if I give you 5 stars do I get get 5 stars too?

[endlessjoe]

Consider it done. I'm tossing 'em out like ninja stars.

[RedClincher]

You are a great man.

[IamTDF]

I'd never unsubscribe to yoooou endlessjoe. You just need to start makin some more videos!

[endlessjoe]

Ha. I'd love to, but unfortunately, spare time is a rarity these days. Damn the man!

[dickponderous]

damn the man indeed!

[tdawgsmitz]

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