Ask A Ninja - Ninjas and The Matrix

[chefkirbby]

pedo bear



[Enimatox]

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[TheMasculinist]

On behalf of the CRRABS Citizens for the Rights of Retarded Anal Bears that Stink...I approve this message. =)

[Cakeman20001]

i can see him make a fist..im a ninja

[CheJK666]

Drunk Mexican 60.000 FPS? Something's wrong here

[SpyMaster356]

Q: How ninja is Shen from League of Legends?

[thechosenonemark]

"if u took the regular footage of them fighting at regular speed and then play that at 400 times faster, that would be about 1/2 ninja speed" oh man im still laughing!

[MsJessica105]

Don't you love...ah fuck it. Im too lazy,

[diablo10118]

Don't you love when the top comment is a comment about loving when the top comments are the same.

[ImDoinYourMother]

i thought the bear was a hamster.

[karamerru]

Aw, the ninja's so adorable!

[MrJDMAROON]

131 people are retarded bears

[stingrei777]

no 1:51...

[Squirelgirl315]

fuckin retarded bear

[TechnoIntenseified]

poor bear. (still kinda funny) any animal lovers please like.

[MegaLoulou73]

Funny,cos i love the matrix.lol

[hardabsman]

...us watching the matrix is like watching a retarded bear in the circus... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HA

[zabanadz16]

this is seriously cool

[PackAPuncherz]

"You have got to be kidding me... That couldn't be farther away from real ninja fighting if it were a brick... uh... trying to be jupiter."

[MrRazor2223]

The Matrix is awesome no dissin it

[PackAPuncherz]

Watching the matrix is like watching a retarded bear at the circus

[PackAPuncherz]

Lol

[vinigure22]

I like matrix! and ninjas..

[martinayiteyisgod]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!! way....way over ¬.¬

[jonnyw0nny]

ISNt his voice to be all high and chinesy

[MrRockinonline]

@jonnyw0nny ninja's are japanese stupid

[XnoDomainX]

that was a really big bick 0.o

[10naj]

I didn't thought that the ninja's voice is THAT deep. A bit surprised :P

[TheHavocGamer]

Dont you just love when the 2 highest rated comments are the same...

[babyhero1100]

that was okkkkkkkkk but not awesome

[afatmeanguy]

dont you just love when the top comment is "dont you just love when the 2 top comments are the same"

[Killerkrad1]

@afatmeanguy Didn't you just... o-o

[majmunko23]

@afatmeanguy oh the irony

[corphish129]

@afatmeanguy I once saw a video where both the comments said that.

[callofsaintsrow2]

does he understand 60,000 fps is really slow? a lot of fps makes it smooth but slow

[LucasKussowski]

BRILLIANTLY FUNNY! :)

[mattotd]

follow me on twitter, i promise to follow back @Matt_teamNOLA

[xboxgamer123451]

@nathan122009 fucking asshole

[nathan122009]

@xboxgamer123451 what? did you fall for it?

XD not even mine.

[cosmicsnacktime]

Haha no joke I know them they are my friend ryans uncles. it's pretty flipping awsome

[RetiredYet]

lol

[Delgado973]

A brick trying to be jupiter. xD 18:00

[goochybaby9]

the bear is awesome!!!!!!

[BLACKOUTMK2]

That retarded bear was epic.

[Miniclipsean]

im 1,517,000 VIEWER

[Infernox1320]

Brickitur.

[pipdaddy7]

the human eye sees at about 30 fps... except when there is an adrenaline rush

[pipdaddy7]

@pipdaddy7 which makes you see at about 45

[NaijaTion]

THE analogy in this whole segment and others are just HILARIOUS!!

A BRICK TRYING TO BE JUPITER?! LOL. genius

[madara435]

Ninja's speed is based on Graphics of the computer you are using. LOL

60,000 fps that's crazy!!!!!!! WAHAHAHAHH

[thafuknouz]

The matrix is slow due to lag.

[ThatWasPrettyFunny]

supersonicfan990 is running far below subsonic

[MrSnackization]

retarded bear lol

[knightofjustic]

v for vendetta was awsome

[patemansmith1]

thumbs up for retarded bears

[MrSnackization]

Retarded bear lol.

[supersonicfan990]

screw ninjas THE 3 MATRIX MOVIES WERE SO COOL. NEO CAN FLY AT ABOUT 200,000,000 FPS OK? SO SCREW NINJAS.

[bblack21]

@supersonicfan990 Is that a nerdrage??

[shadow479]

@supersonicfan990 lol take it easy champ

[skylightvideos]

@supersonicfan990 RAGEQUIT

[MrDtape]

Pirates are superior!

[SuperNewtnewt]

were really flippin fast XD

[VirusX]

124 people got raped by ninjas.

[Mrogaman1]

RETARDED BEAR FTW!!!!

[applefan236]

CHuck norris vs ninja

[chavisfiction]

@applefan236 its a draw

[NBbeta84]

if it were a brick...uhhh...trying to be jupiter

[calichic98]

ummm is that orabrush thing lidgit.......or a joke?

[3COOLKIDD3]

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[TehFiishy]

lol cant believe my old acc has 233 likes xD

[Scar5999]

They're on like a little bike and you're like just get it out of HERE =)

[Epicbluedragon]

chisnit na bitch bitch

[DarKMinD0]

ROUGHLY!



[lily0777]

Thumbs up for the retarded bear! lol

[Sustanaelle]

watching the matrix is like watching a retarded bear in a circus!!!!! lol overload

[MultiSalsaboy]

@jazzyh1407 what does it do?

[demiser21]

I love that he obviously drinks the alcohol through the mask

[jokkepokke95]

Dont you just hate when the 2 highest rated comments aren't the same...

[Devintheguy]

like a retared bear!lol

[AliCimbomRs]

Don't you just- Ah damn!

[sasorinodanna13]

mercury, venus, earth, mars, brick, saturn, uranus, neptune...

[TheZephos]

oh crap.

[MrBlam62]

ha CHUCK NORRIS is faster

[Dragon313035]

get that ninja in my computer

[speedddogg]

a retarted bear in the circus LOL

[xvxtobyxvx]

me: *looks at 2 highest rated comments* anyone know what irony means?

[techn0FTW]

So wait... Jupiter's a brick?

[BigRicTheMc]

lmfao at the retarded bear part

[MYNameispie1]

That would be like....1/2 Ninja speed.

[PerfectSh0ts]

Human eye doesn't see past 30fps

[mrspdrcr2]

123 people acted in the matrix!!!

[candygirllllll]

cats r like ninjas they r small but the can like climb high places and run fast and puke hairballs and attack stuff >;D!!!

[halberdman7]

1:15 he cries lmao

[zallirog2002]

Actually moving in more frames per second would make you slower...

[darmeteor]

i was looking up v for vendetta just ass he said it

[0411mb]

Dont you just love when the 2 highest rated comments are the same...

[4duncanm]

@0411mb Don't you just love when people copy other peoples' comments to try to be funny?

[skylyn12]

the ninja cant do squat!!

[Elllie5o5o]

So ninjas move at 800x regular speed? Good to know. 8)

[TANKVC]

5 years...

[Shabbyorange101]

I wasnt expecting the retarded bear comment. Cant stop laughing.

[regirock13]

@IIIIandrew said the same thing as jounas12

[deepart15]

@IIIIandrew Don't you just love it wan the 2 highest rated comments are 100% THE SAME COMMENT? no joke its word for word the same comment.

[Akatsuki7557]

Film - 24 FPS

Human Eye - 72 FPS

Ninja Move - 84,000

Ha Ha xD

Akatsuki7557 = 100,000

I Am Ninja :D

[KittySasuke1996]

@Akatsuki7557 i take it from your name akatsuki do you watch naruto are something becasue so do i and i am also a ninja moveing at 100,001 fps :D

[MuffinPuffin01]

It's like a brick, trying to be Jupiter XD

[drwiiguy5]

LOL

[MrShebaw]

The Ninja is soooooo funny!

[Infernox1320]

...Or a brick trying to be the sun.

[xXMijuXx]

Drunk Mexican Ninja=60,000 fps? Holy shit.

[Xfluffymonkeyx]

@xXMijuXx to tell you the truth some get faster...

[Matracokura]

@xXMijuXx When the DMN showed up i spit my joint onto the screen from laughter

[GingerChloe29]

haha mexican ninga :L 

[omardude2]

84,00 fps lmao!

[sidewalkeaters]

Wow i like how everyones like hahaha a brick trying to be jupiter and only the first person to say that got a lot of thumbs up the that other guy said lol which completely ruined it soooooooooooo if you want to say it say it to yourself since people have already said its like trying to tell what you want to be when you grow up to person playing World of Warcraft

[661444]

i want more doogtoon ask a ninja

[FletcherDOA]

That movie couldn't be farther away from ninja fighting if it were a brick trying to be Jupiter.

That would be about half ninja speed.

XD

[osdorpmaffia]

how we watch the Matrix is like, is like we watching a retarded bear in a circus its painfull and annoying but its just frustate but you wish some thign you cud do

[CucumberMagic]

121 people like the matrix

[TeddyZombiesUnite]

121 People like watching bears on little bikes.

[Aranx2o]

Just watching the matrix is like...like watching a bear in the circus. LOL

[TheLamas408]

@Aranx2o retarted bear i would of thumbed up u but.

[timteddytitan00]

he just got scientific on all of our asses

[jonahJAQUISE]

Matrix x 400 = 1/2 ninja

[jounas12]

Dont you just love when the 2 highest rated comments are the same...

[pionicor]

@jounas12 Ok, how did you do this and why did you do this?

[4at4ish]

@jounas12 no. no i don't

[Ruhtard7]

I laughed my pants off at the retarted bear part!!! You are so funny!

[mikeanator55]

wow i love how all of the highest rated comments are all quotes of the video lol

[dancingfr3e]

the best the picture of the ninja at the circus

[BritishAndProud13]

ITS OVER 9000 frame per second

[Randomkid797]

"its like watching a retarded bear in the circus...its,its painful and it's annoying but it's just frustrating because you wish there was something you could do..." LMFAO

[ShadowBlades0]

"ninjas can move at about roughly 84000 Fps" XD

[KillerShipInABottle]

Hilarious! 1:15!

[Jec11911]

Retarded bear lol

[hh0man1]

XD a brick trying to be jupiter.

[1999MadHatter1999]

0:29 look at morpheas (Right) lolol

[dmd356]

60,000 Fps on a bad day. lol

[happydayzify]

its like a brick trieing to be jupiter. LOL its like a retarded bear in the circus! ROFL

[thePEOPLEperson1]

why do both of the most thumbed up things say the same thing

[PrinceStryker]

LOOL 84,000 fps!! Thats like Sage Naruto!

[hunnibabbe]

its like watching a retarded bear in the circus... xD

[Ashwood101]

:O I understand you man....I actually unterstand his analogies >:O

[DJaxs312]

Us watching the Matrix is like... is like watching a retarded bear in a circus. LMAO

[wwejeffo07]

the "hectors" are already fighting at a ridiculously slow level if you took the footage of them fighting at regular speed and then played that at 400 times faster that would be about 1/2 ninja speed look just get ninjas in there who can actually do it that fast unfotunatlly its difficult to capture us on film which is at about 24 fps and uh the human eye processes at about 72 fps and ninjas can move at roughly 84,000 fps on a bad day it might get down to around 60,000 fps were rly flippin fast

[plutoskateboard09]

us whatching the matrixs is like watching a retarded bear in the circus.its.....its......its painfull and annoying,but its just frustrating. xD lol

[0987654321conster]

im so sad... i though Jupiter WAS a brick

[PS3fan486]

"-And ninjas move at 84,000 fps...On a bad day its 60,00 fps." LMAO 1 "Why a retarded bear in the circus lol?

[MeAreMeGoesMOO]

LOL, A retarded bear in a circus...

[Twilightisafterlight]

Too funny! XD

[reesepuff719]

matrix rocks.......... but so does ninjas!

[ThePeacockindia]

funny

[ozzmaster13]

the ninja sounds like Arnold Swartzintor! (the terminator.)

[ipwnuforever]

lol "watching a retarted bear in a circus" lol xD

[mic2000100]

My Favorite one of all Time!

[purpletiger12]

I love the random bear analogy.

[blessedubitch]

ON A BAD DAY IT MIGHT GET DOWN TO ABOUT 60000 FPS

[thewwepunk]

its like watching a retarted bear in a cirous

[maxcam100]

so basicly your saying the matrix is a retarted bear on a unicycle in a circus with a ninja siting in the 4rth row and crying and then dies fyi my cousin haveing a mental break down (his name is max :D

[tranquilRain13]

1:17 :( ...

[Porkz27]

i wish my computer can process that much fps in games. that would be awsome.

[mousedrag]

lol a retarded bear in a circus

[lestersole]

84000 FPS lol

[thejack374]

@lestersole the most ninjas i see is 60,000 fps and soo ninjas stand fore drunk fast figters rigt?