Your stories are fucked up. No really that was just a dream! I mean, holy shit! I didn't start wondering till the court thing and im like holy shit, this guy has had a good story, then Im like "Shit dude. Thats almost sad"
haha fuck honestly that was funny as fuck im not gonna lie, but not to be rude, i think your........maybe not, strait??? maybe you could change your name to cumfights XD
[SPOLER] Wait, so if the whole thing was a dream (including having a girlfriend) then where did the pirate map and IOU slips come from? We should assume you created them your self after you had the dream?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA shit man.. that is just tops... jesus props to you.. i find myself commenting negatively a lot but.. oh my god there is nothing poor about this video 10 fucking starts outta 5 bro keep it up.
dude that was so funny. that's a very creative gift though, but if that was a dream then why did u still have the map? unless i'm a complete idiot and didn't notice something!
I thought that "IOU rules " you meant like its really cool like it rocks and then half way through im like.... wait... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh haha i was like you mean those rule things that like at school they're always talking about... but this video was very niceeeeee. :]
I laughed the whole video my brain hurts
Survivalwithaknife 2 weeks ago
I want a fuckin bulldozer
gman925ful 6 months ago 4
BAHAHA IT WAZ A DREAM
! I ACTUALLY HAD A FUZKING GF IN DIZ ONE!
TheAnabandanaShow 8 months ago
Hilarious!
mbschwerin 8 months ago
i bought my boyfriend a fucking bulldozer. and not the shitty hotwheels one,.... a matchbox bulldozer :D
FistPumpinOHYEAHH 10 months ago
I WANT A FUCKIN BULLDOZER!!!
Metalderrik769 10 months ago
i would love my bf to give me this gift
and i would ask for a magical rainbow unicorn pegasis pony
MsHotkittykat 11 months ago
hahahahaha!!!!!! =]
BuckeyeGirl0304 1 year ago
1:01- 1:05 hahahahahahahaha i had to pause it cause i was laughing so hard :-P
MissMuffinToYou 1 year ago
3:22 i stole that phrase god damn dunce from you a looong time ago
Bunomous 1 year ago
Your stories are fucked up. No really that was just a dream! I mean, holy shit! I didn't start wondering till the court thing and im like holy shit, this guy has had a good story, then Im like "Shit dude. Thats almost sad"
bboyh8sh8shmann 1 year ago
Hahahaha, this is amazing! I haven't seen this in so long! I missed it :)
meganxx23 1 year ago
hahahahaha wow that was very amazing
Roploop 1 year ago
this is so random O.o but i LOVE IT!!!!!!!
CarterSheehan 1 year ago
haha fuck honestly that was funny as fuck im not gonna lie, but not to be rude, i think your........maybe not, strait??? maybe you could change your name to cumfights XD
prodigyhoodrise 1 year ago
@prodigyhoodrise ur such s fucking hater -_-!!
LonleyJulian 1 year ago
HAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA 1945 dallas cowboys singing nysyncs dirty pop LMAO!!!! fuk i cant stop laughing..this was brilliant!
lovinliverpool 1 year ago
ok u need a hobby
tothedragonwho 1 year ago
kill hannah shirt!!!!!!!!! love that band
funnygurlsrok 1 year ago
I officially love you.
ScandalousAss 1 year ago
hahaha xD
dude ur genius!
Rdy2Rock 1 year ago
lol! this is soooooo funny
MrSs4gogeta 1 year ago
who the fuck fucks around with Cody? He's a hero.
AyumuNarumi123 1 year ago
y tu de que vas?
borozonx 1 year ago
WHAT?!?!?!?! YOU DIDNT GET HIM THE FUCKING BULDOZER?!
XD i laughed so hard my cherios almost ruined the COMP.
Garret0298 1 year ago
You make me happy :)
BeYourOwnFan 1 year ago
This is such a funny video!!!
Lol=]
2015kimberly 1 year ago
Love it! Hahahaha soooo funny
suleviea 2 years ago
Matchbox.
BSCLOUDY 2 years ago
that was funny?
lol ive seen better rants but that was still pretty good
FlyingPaint00 2 years ago
haha!
Toss1996 2 years ago
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2 things.
1, I think you have a lazy eye.
2, is that a poster of Pirates of the Caribbean on the right?
marioluigidean 2 years ago
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you are the biggest tool every and your g/f is not very far behind so...well i guess wat im saying is your a fag
cousinpsyco 2 years ago
HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA god dammit this one was brilliant!
Your videos are underrated man!
Mycological 2 years ago 21
LOL I haven't seen this in such a long time.
sarahsarahsarahx 2 years ago 2
haha lol !!
tinaluvsbunny 2 years ago
woah... haha
MrPonytale 2 years ago
fucking great
xempire45x 2 years ago
lol i want a fucking bulldozer SREEEETCH!!!! lol
MetallicPower45 2 years ago
ROFL!
i've watched this three times and i still cry xD
SWEET! i am so eating pickles before i go bed! you sir , are a comic XD
Slawter1234 2 years ago
eatting or sucking pickles?
CutieTheCuppyCupCake 2 years ago
dis is too funny! lmao! im subscribin!
acdkat 2 years ago
This is your best video !
xXThexArtxOfxProfess 2 years ago
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xXThexArtxOfxProfess 2 years ago
priceless....
Emocore911 2 years ago
just like princess down there . REALLY SAD. Just found out about you :D xD Thanks Sooo much[:
superdbzfan8311 2 years ago
dude so funny i'm crying so hard
classclown1011 2 years ago
veryy niceee tee
Laurennnn100 2 years ago
i would have gotten you a bull dozer lol its an anything you want card so you have to do what it says no questions asked right? lol
charmaine1009 2 years ago
:L:L:L
i was feeling like really sad, but you just cheered me up, even though im gunna have a bruise in the morning because
i literally just fell off my chair with laughter, i love all your videos thankyou so much lol
xprincessindamakinx 2 years ago
LMFAO DREAM
LILBABYBEATS 2 years ago
lmao,i loved this one!
you're hilariouss. :D
asPUZZLESyoux09 2 years ago
hhaha dude funny stuff
SamSladeVideos 2 years ago
[SPOLER] Wait, so if the whole thing was a dream (including having a girlfriend) then where did the pirate map and IOU slips come from? We should assume you created them your self after you had the dream?
wonderbread57 2 years ago
wTF PICKLES I MIGHT TRY THAT
Jenaliecullen11 2 years ago 2
hahahahahaha. this freaking funny, dude stop smoking that shhhhhhhhhhh....
Jeovanny7fraesp 2 years ago
you funny
tino799 2 years ago
lol
cherrylipgloss1 2 years ago
You know what i would FUCKING LOVE A BULLDOZER
axeteen 2 years ago 2
HAHA, you said tickets really cute haha (:
kkkbabygurl 2 years ago
i wanna a bulldozer... >.>
lynnal7 2 years ago
That made me subscribe.
Digipatd 2 years ago
hhhhhhhhhaaaaaa me toooo lol
Starkiller148 2 years ago
Funny as hell!
I want my fucking bulldozer!
TobinD3344 2 years ago
Hahaha!
LTFallenAngelForever 2 years ago
u are hotttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BreBreshay 2 years ago 2
se exei fai file
MegaVaxe 2 years ago
same dude
ututtx518 2 years ago
omg this made me laugh sooooo freakin much haha!
xxvfreak99xx 2 years ago
hahahahahha holy shit this is so random
oHOLYSHITo 2 years ago
lol i know
ToolPride 2 years ago
i watch this so manyyy times
dragongamer123 2 years ago
OMFG YOUR HOT
iheartgaara1 2 years ago
go away you fucking motherfucker i like it
03can91 2 years ago
I love your story tellin.
AzizaSMILES 2 years ago 12
funniest video or most interesting that i have every seen
NewbornHippo 2 years ago
Hilarious!
allyssalewis 2 years ago
Omgeez! I love this video! Made me laugh! Thank you. :]
xsarah12364x 2 years ago
hahahahahhaha
this video makes me laugh EVERY time
i love how you say "i would like a f*kin bouldozer"
boysrhot809 2 years ago
wtf ur gay dude! pickels pickel fucking pickels!LOL
pjazpjaz 2 years ago
i didnt pay attention to the video at all.
i was too distracted by the creepy pirate man in the upper right hand side of the screen!
did anyone else notice that, or was it just me? :\
themeredithaffect 2 years ago
you forgot the hi-5 card. lol.
tlg1021 2 years ago
HA HA HA... MATCHBOX!!
TascaRat 2 years ago
LMAO im faving !!!!
<3 sumfight <3
xxcrazyponyloverxx 2 years ago
kmfao (:
LuversLoveLiarsLie 2 years ago
what?
dragongamer123 2 years ago
this video is so fuckin funny i didnt c that comin
jeneeney 2 years ago
"I want my goddamn fucking bulldozer!"
JerryLynnDavis 2 years ago 3
i love how it goes from recentally to like years later lol.
orechestrafreak 2 years ago
cool!
im sub-ing!
qwertyflib1 2 years ago
You used the f word 25 times, lmao. I COUNTED... xD iiloveyouu(:
iloveyoubbi 2 years ago 2
epic win dude XD
oh n btw u r totally, hawt!
laurenkiki 2 years ago
lol dulldozer
Muzik9727 2 years ago
haha, you deffinatly are funny
riopx22 2 years ago
LMFAO I FUCKING ADORE YOU!
From This One Vid...But Yeah :L
theorientalcookie01 2 years ago
o mie golly miss molly! this is so epic!
SparkleRoo 2 years ago
Hahaha thats one epic story.
TWELLS117 2 years ago
lol!
lost a limb haha thats random =D
hilarious
ozdobby 2 years ago
My..........fucking........HERO!!!!!!
I ALWAYS EAT PICKLES BEFORE I GO TO BED WHERE ARE MY SUPER FUCKING GOD FUCKING ULTRA FUCKING DUPER FUCKING AMAZING FUCKING DREAMS!!!??????
Lol sorry but you did say fuck alot lmao
Great video dude, also, sick hair :P
CreamCornYO 2 years ago 2
u seriouse? i better get me some picles
seanthemonx 2 years ago
best dream evaa
TiggerBabe08 2 years ago 2
awesome!
KatieM101388 2 years ago 2
cowboys!?!? >:(
Caligirl0229 2 years ago
dallas cowboys suck but funny haha i wanna bulldozer
pandazwoopwoop 2 years ago
heheheheh eating pickles.
shikichan116 2 years ago
NO NO NO NO you are funny but matchbox is crap
Oblivionnonnoobdude 2 years ago
hahaha. lmao. awesome :D
motherfreakinlovely 2 years ago
Ur fucking hilarious... Like the perfect mix between Daniel Tosh and Mitch Hedberg.
XxJTTxX 2 years ago
lol , why a buldozer ?
MMCBF 2 years ago
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This would be funnier if your voice weren't so annoying.
ohnoez1234 2 years ago
AHHAHA AWESOME
you really know how to draw a viewer in, damn!
eleonoralivia 2 years ago
Holy shit.
You remind me so much of Dane Cook
MyChem4ever21 2 years ago
haha awesome
rockerchick6889 2 years ago
i love your shirt lol but this video is amazing!!
freakofnature1203 2 years ago
sick hair man,no homo
Dman199999999 2 years ago
awesome shirtttttt =]
MySoulBelongs2Music 2 years ago
i fucking love this video XD
makes me lol everytime XD
GiZzGORE 2 years ago
w8 if that's a dream , howcome u have the map?
someguy1085 2 years ago
Haha i was enetertianed the whole time
so yay u
XxBamLuvrxX 2 years ago
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Funniest video ever
Music1592 2 years ago
at first i thaught you were a chick
SmokeAfatJoint323 2 years ago
ROFLZ
Jageer0 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA shit man.. that is just tops... jesus props to you.. i find myself commenting negatively a lot but.. oh my god there is nothing poor about this video 10 fucking starts outta 5 bro keep it up.
jhunt123456 2 years ago
omg this is my FAVORITE video of yours fucking amazing!!!!!! i crack up every single time at the end and i showed it 2 all my friends!!! love youuu
changing0the0scenery 2 years ago 2
By far the BEST fucking video i've ever seen in my whole entire life!
Rosegirl310 2 years ago
You are amazing!! I'm so happy I found your channel...I think I'm just going to watch all your videos and not do my homework...
alyiswriting 2 years ago
HAHAHA.. i love thiss.
xD
neva1366 2 years ago
Your wayy hott
amberbell14 2 years ago
i cant stop watchin this video lmfao
beachchic123 2 years ago
Yes. Those IOU rules need to be set. Damn IOUs...
Roxannoogi 2 years ago
Hilarious
YouAre0Hp 2 years ago 3
haha nice!!! the cowboys are amazing!!
alyssanicolegrabbs 3 years ago
roflmfao
13kissofdeath 3 years ago
omfg best video ever :D
D3NIS08 3 years ago
BRILLIANT.
embroidedjeans 3 years ago
my dream man
Staceyisrad 3 years ago
ok litterally lmao/rofl
kaibari 3 years ago
MATCHBOX IS NOT BETTER THAN HOTWHEELZ!!!! but yu r fukin funny
gabriel4eva 3 years ago
the "f" word is said way to many times in this video.
lmao
you're so funny
Ghanimah2008 3 years ago
OMG!! I LOVE this one!! Now I'm giving people IOUs for gifts, and typing up a rule list :P
Keep making these! :D
bengallily 3 years ago
AHAHAHAH LITERALLY ROFL!
changing0the0scenery 3 years ago
OMFG that was the most FUCKING HILARIOUS video I've ever SEEN!!!!
qwertypower9 3 years ago
lol!!!
lovepeace318 3 years ago
LOLzz!!!! LOL I AM LITTERLY AM
lennythelinx 3 years ago
lol
BurningTwilightTV 3 years ago
i will send this to everyone i no you are fucking hillarious lmfao
corganator 3 years ago
KLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL
i love you
JessicaLyseyko 3 years ago
This is the stuff of legend right here. (:
YourSomeoneIOnceKnew 3 years ago
wow!!!!!
lol thats awesome
scenesk8er 3 years ago
OMG hero!
F1RE3RR0R 3 years ago
haha :P thats great
god damn you are hott :)
shauna471 3 years ago 2
bahahaha this is seriously the greatest thing ive seen in a long time.
kotafxnchaos 3 years ago 2
Lmao. A bulldozer. That's great. xD
TheUndeadZombiex 3 years ago
i have a jack hammer i knock doors with!!! lmfao hilarious
tickletiff94 3 years ago
DUDE I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!
greg13l 3 years ago
lmfao
gibsonfreak21 3 years ago
lol
Aeonec 3 years ago
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****kissing test**** hold your breath, then c+p this to another vid. if you can without having to gasp for air, yur an awesome kisser
lovetorock667 3 years ago
BAHAHAHAHHAHA
beegirl135 3 years ago
it took me till the judge part for me to notice that he wants a buldozeri tought he ment to bulldoze her
kingstomman 3 years ago
whuts a buldozeri
TinyTiff12 3 years ago
look it up on google
kingstomman 3 years ago
Adn you're... how old?
qwertypower9 3 years ago
.... does it matter?
TinyTiff12 3 years ago
pause at 1:02
flyguy1333 3 years ago
haha
randomjalapeno 3 years ago
LMFAO
mikeys94 3 years ago
dude that was so funny. that's a very creative gift though, but if that was a dream then why did u still have the map? unless i'm a complete idiot and didn't notice something!
darknessatheart 3 years ago
w.o.w. interesting. uh huh. hmm...pickles aye...well that didn't make you sound queer...
carcinogenXkiss 3 years ago
ok...what!?
EsumiXD 3 years ago
Hahah nice. I love you already. :D
whatthepoopo 3 years ago
I thought that "IOU rules " you meant like its really cool like it rocks and then half way through im like.... wait... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh haha i was like you mean those rule things that like at school they're always talking about... but this video was very niceeeeee. :]
LaughAlotx2 3 years ago
lay off the cussing man
Whammybar500 3 years ago
she lost a limb thats hell bad.
tiarnividerxoxo 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
u are sad.
shopoholicmii 3 years ago
wtf
aaronlikesguitar 3 years ago
Super high-larious! =]
beachchic123 3 years ago
YEA DALLLAS COWBOYS <3
MrBrightsideANGL 3 years ago
You have really good ideas, but your acting is pretty terrible. I hope you get better.
ICouldHaveSworn 3 years ago
lolz u said fuck 22 times in this video :)
megtaladeth 3 years ago
hahaha i counted 25 times :)
lilpinkers098 3 years ago
hmm... ur right :) nice observation.
megtaladeth 3 years ago
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
this was great.
llamarave 3 years ago
this is funny.
[:
danielleoath77 3 years ago
wasnt very impressed
MuRielSkye 3 years ago