JJBATAS Parody: Episode 4

[Closurenomore]

Jotaro: "Hey granddad, it's the guy who's been stealing our screen time. "

Granddad: Oh, granddad's about to beat some ass.

[bionicdragon5]

Stand go go down and up and dammit!

Got to move that gear!

This thing ain't on autopilot! Dammit!

Got to move that gear!

[Xephler]

lol 3:23 Guess Who's Kidney is in here

[braigus09]

"I'm french! And I never back down!"

"Yeah and I'm japanese and I never flown to Pearl Harbor--WE gotta get the F*ck out of here!"

[DesuDeathFox]

FINALLY! Someone else saw that Benimaru and Polnareff look almost exactly the same!

[animeniac2]

@DesuDeathFox well im not sure this is true but i heard that benimaru was based off of polnareff

[DesuDeathFox]

@animeniac2 Really? Actually that would make sense since JJBA came out long before KoF. And a lot of people have made references to it. I'll have to look that up.

[heavenhellblades]

MEANWHILE IN CAFE GAYLORD

[UltimaKamenRiderFan1]

What's the clip at 1:27 from?

[uchihaitachi121212]

@UltimaKamenRiderFan1

An animated series called Clone High.

Alot of people from Scrubs worked on/in it.

[kaosknife123]

I hear some DMC4 music..

[KOkami03]

Actual dub dialogue

"There's no way your sword can beat my gun"

"What's that? You say I can beat your bum?"

Actual manga translation

"You don't stand a chance in hell"

"You don't like the way I smell?"

[NeoGamemaster]

Don't you love Joseph's cameoing Optimus Prime? xD

[infamousk9]

"Saved... by jello... it's like my le dream..." - Polneraff

[DeathTeachings]

There's someone called "Foker" in that Café Gaylord.

[Neojoey360]

How can it be "The Emperor" If it's just a gun?

[KOkami03]

@Neojoey360 It has something to do with the meaning of the tarot card and what it can symbolize; I think.

[cadburycaramel]

why can't this intro be in the real series :P

[Swepaat]

"Polnareff sappin my stand!" damn i laughed at that!

[RetsuRokku]

i definitely LOVE this!!!

[pyrolee17]

omg thats really its name!? gaylord?

[kellorkleft02]

"We've lost a great comrade, but gained new ones."

"No we didn't."

"..."

[ridjf]

This episode is brought to you by TF2

[AlexanderGailson]

I think that cowboy should meet up with Bandit Keth...In America...speaking American...

[chronotriggerman]

Paulnareff seems more a ripoff of Paul in Tekken :3

(yes, I'm french and I make fun of clichés of my country ! Clichés FTW !! \o/)

[Dayntei]

Heheh, so many TF2 references...

[xScavyX]

DMC 4 battle music FTW!!!!!

[Wurzelknecht]

I laughed my ass off at the "Teleportation" joke. Seriously how DID he get to the bike? Even with Polnareff being distracted by the woman clinging to his leg (not seen in the abridged), Jotaro and Gramps were still RIGHT IN FRONT of him. Did they just go: "oh yeah look at him running to his motorcycle. I'm sure Polnareff has this all planned and under control."?

Well maybe it's just the power of Hol Horse being played by Norio Wakamoto ^^

[OhMyGourd94]

What's the song when the Egyptian guy is getting shot?

[Secretasianman888]

awesome devil may cry music

[GOLDENASSHARRY]

@teencomment BUKAW

[cucu10000]

At 0:36 Kakyoin's face just shows, "OK, you do that."

[Jax009]

This episode got me hungry im orderin Chi-na-ma-nese

[kowen12]

Kakyoin: "Why don't you explain to me how exactly you found this out?"

Polnareff: "Why don't you explain to me why when ze car was tumbling, it vaz making funny honking noises?"

Kakyoin: "..........touche."

[PalaPisstDaneben]

POLNAREFF IS SPY!!!!

[EmeraudeLupus]

cafe GayLord, Fajitas - 99cents. did anyone else catch that? XD

[BronzeAnkh]

Hey, J. Geil?

LET'S SEE YA GRIT THOSE TEETH!

9:52

[chibikid22]

dude he stole a kidney 

[chibikid22]

dude he stole a kindey

[panix6]

Jayguile wants to finish off Polneraff the same way he finished off his sister?... kinky jk

[MusicalRoses]

OMG Maybe funniest episode yet for moiXD but I liked when the Peta-Man said "Shut the FUCK UP"=P

[teencomment]

Darn, I liked Abdul's stand.

[conradojavier]

@teencomment Having a Chicken on Fire as a Stand is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWESOME!

[xRick37x]

You know you're dead..... when you're not breathin

[killforfunandmoney69]

At 8:43 Allen Walker shows up. The hell...? lol

[blackbankai21]

@killforfunandmoney69 Its a reference to Tehexcorsists's D. grayman abridged, from what I've seen Antfish and Tehexcorsists are buddies, and make refernces to eachother's series sometimes.

[gaintrobotsrulez]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOU HAVE 18 BLOODHOUNDS

[gaintrobotsrulez]

WHERE DID YOU GET THE KIDNEY THING

[tenkensan1]

kudos for using devil may cry 4 music at 6:46

[BM309K58SMERCH]

1:38 RED DEAD REVOLVER! :O

[MetalShadowX]

Wow, after finally playing TF2, I got more jokes out of this than I thought I would.

[imperiomrr]

the "only way to defeat something is to ...Burn it !" ...could be a MEME .

[conradojavier]

@imperiomrr Abdul:The Only way to Flag a Troll, IS TO BURN IT!

[dantreiscool]

It's only way doit something, it's to BURNED!

[Vassalius]

You would think with the ability to control bullet trajectory, Hol Horse wouldn't suck as much. Sheesh, imagine if could use his ability competently. *CoughMistaAndSexPistolsCough*

[gaintrobotsrulez]

@Vassalius OR LIKE WANTED

[Mariner35]

"How about you explain to me why when the car was tumbling it was making funny honking noises..." Gotta love that line.

[Ginnungugapr]

"I am so f--king ready"

[TempestDacine]

Teleporters...fuck yeah.

[Dathen40]

10:03 LOL!

[Dathen40]

Wow CHINAMANESE.

[theluiginater]

So much TF2 Jokes, so little time.

[HuggumsMcgehee]

*Actual Dub Inflection*

[charlescarpenter1]

whats the song that plays at 00:15

[avengedme101]

And my Final answer is.....

E! Propane and Propane accessories.

[IceCreamManBC]

telaporters...F**k yeah

[IceCreamManBC]

"Im French, and french never surrender"

"Yeah and Im Japanese and i never bombed pearl harbor"

LMFAO >D

[Ryusan11]

Oh Granddad's about to kick some ass :P

[desolatefix]

OH NO HE LE DIDNT!

[EvilRyuGuy]

"Please Polnareff! Don't kill me! I didn't mean to kill your sister!... I mean it's kinda her fault anyway for dressing up like a slut" LOL.

[bomber1012]

He Stole my Kidney!!!

[bomber1012]

ZE IRONYY!!!

[alantrik]

why would anyone fuck a raccoon, a cat is fine too after all

[pulmonaryarchery88]

word

[coroixiwa]

how'd i know that song would play when he got shot?! XD

[ZanaBonanza]

Why does Allen pop up with the awesome face? xD

[zerovalentine112]

8:42 pr 8:43 is that allen waker o-o

[zerovalentine112]

8:37 - 8:44 it realy hard to see it but was that allen waker? o-o

[Zoso881]

Lol moar tf2

[JakariHanma]

SAVED, BY JELLO

[JakariHanma]

CHINAMANESE

[MrNinjerk]

I laughed my mutha-fuckin ass to death (L.M.M.F.A.T.D. if u will) when he said, "Well, I don't care if its china-man-ese, it don't sound like no Uncle Sam speak to me!"

[Daeon10000]

teleporters... fuck yea

[Blackitu]

Polneraff - I'M FRENCH! WE NEVER SURRENDER!

Kakyoin - Yes, I'm Japanese, and I've never flown over Pearl Harbor.

[supermariosonica]

10:23 Damn you just can't beat teleportation

[abridgeduploader]

4:40

I'm sorry... I just keep thinking Stepbrothers.

[DraccoKnightblade]

Saved! by zee Jello...its like mah dream!



[enjoyingincubusXD]

@hajjivision yeahhh :DDD

[Urmean15]

I am so fucking pretty...

[ofer1987]

nice Clone high bit.

[enjoyingincubusXD]

devil may cry 3 musicccc :DDD

[Jetsiuc]

Oooooooooooooh le s***. XD

[DementedJuggalette]

bahahahahaha im about to be shown who is the boss! hurrah for TF2

[TheEmpress666]

Aww, Hol Horse was cooler in the original :(

Doesn't matter, 'cos this is fucking funny, but still...

Anyway, keep up the good work!

[jegsimmonsproduction]

oh grandad's about to beat some ass.

[MetalShadowX]

lol, "that's the bitch"

[theladysesshomaru]

Well you see in my book there are only TWO kinds of languages out there; American and not American, and I can sure as hell tell that you ain't speaking no stars and stripes. L M A O

[manimarc]

surprise jaygail now that i found you......im so fucking preaty! hahahahahaha!! jesus one of the best parts!

[toonadict]

am i the only one who sings "HOOOOOLY DIVER!" right after the intro ends?

[lackluster6]

DMC 4 music

[UndeadResitance]

DAMN IT I THOUGHT THE ANSWER WAS E. PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES

[FengZeXiao]

what was the name of that india song

[theladysesshomaru]

AR!...E VOIR...

[ChaosTicket]

Wait Benimaru from KoF is a ripoff of Polnareff, who was made way back in like 91. Glad its a good dub, except for for just making Avdol muslim for poor taste jokes.

[conradojavier]

@ChaosTicket & Rose & Guile from Street Fighter are based on Lisa Lisa & That Nazi Guy from Part 2.

[Dudinator123]

@conradojavier Waitaminute, are you sure Rose is based off Lisa Lisa and not Enya? Because I get a serious Enya vibe from her.

[conradojavier]

@Dudinator123 That's from what i've heard, also Juri Han is Jolyne.

[conradojavier]

& Gramdpa Joseph is Sean Connery.

[Dudinator123]

@conradojavier Wow, didn't know that. BTW, Is Jolyne suppose to be a reference to Jouta. I really don't want to believe that, but she is the child of Jotaro, and she does have similar powers.

[Alcatraz644]

LOL" I don't like your shirt so tan, i do not like you American"

[1aundulxaldin]

TELEPORTERS, FUCK YEAH. 

[mrxai658]

cafe gaylord. WIAT that s not in the MANGA.. holy abridge crap

[4PeacexDarkness]

cafe gay lord hahah

[itchypan]

I am French! We never surrender!

Yeah, and I'm Japanese, so I've never flown over pearl harbor.

[TheMonacleSpy]

teleporters, fuck u yeah!

[ActionMovieEd]

"My intuition tells me--etc..." -Polnareff at 0:20...

Whoa, there's some Inspector Clouseau in Polnareff! PLUS!

[Draztion]

Teleporter! Fuck yeah!

[DarkUnknown48]

10:12 Best line for any old person!!!!!!!

[GaaraBabyEater]

You know you're dead... When you're not breathing....

[ricky13santiago]

I love it, EXCELLENT STUFF!!!

[lordguy5]

Abdul is proof that characters can be brought back to life if the fans demand it, originaly the author of the book killed off abdul but the fans liked abdul alot and they demanded him to come back, later abdul was brought back thanks to 'plot device' and later was killed.

[gathimest]

This makes Hol Horse look terrible, i never liked him anyway.

[dachamp21]

And the bad news just keeps coming!

[gathimest]

Kakyoin is pretty badass really, he's like Rei from Hokuto no Ken.

[Trygyl]

what the heck does Polnareff say at 6:45?

[ActionMovieEd]

@Trygyl "I'm about to be SHOWN... WHO IS ZE BOSS!!!" - Polnareff at 6:43.

[ricky13santiago]

Sooooooo Awsome!!! I love it

[operationkilled]

"Stop or I shot...."

[gm239]

@operationkilled dammit.

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Polnareff sappin' mah stand!

[KaosMachina]

0:35 THAT FUCKER TOOK OUR MATERIA!

[mattiathekaiju]

time to say good bye is a rip-off of an italian song.

[helluhpinoy]

"Why don't you explain to me how exactly you found this out?"

"Why don't you explain to me why when ze car was tumbling it was making funny honking noises?"

"...touche."

[liayuki29]

why did he diiie Dx

[s12115]

wow i just love this abridged series but the desscipons say that you did all the voices you really need voice actors.

[paladin400]

why? he is really good

[LBcrimson]

LoL just had a flash back of transformers with that last scene espicially since the guy that died was the only black one.

[jegsimmonsproduction]

oh grandad's about to beat some ass....

[clauslesterkun]

7:22-7:30 lol those Sounds LOL

[panic695]

what is that, you say i can beat your bun

they must have a great team of writers

[panic695]

and i'm british i've never had a cavity

[jegsimmonsproduction]

@panic695

and im from alabama but ive never lived in a trailer.

[Skybaby79]

"Seatbelts mother F**ker!"

[MasaruKato82]

"I know... I'm ****ed up like that."

XD

[fuzzyg57]

It's official - Your sound effects are the BEST. When the car was rolling over and squeaking, I laughed so hard! XD

[idlesenses1]

Is that there a Clone High reference

[Ignatius2722]

"POLNAREFF'S SAPPIN' MY STAND!"

[IrukutheNinja]

holy shit, clone high reference...

[kindestchains]

woo C3H8 and accessories.

[jegsimmonsproduction]

I DONT CARE IF ITS CHINAMANESE!

[Maravex44]

Rumble fighter music and SFX FTW!!

XD

[jegsimmonsproduction]

"Thats the bitch."

[mattiathekaiju]

time to say goodbye is a ripoff of a famous italian song.

[Blitz46002]

"Saved...by Jello....Just like my la Dream"

I had a Good laugh at this...and All parts lol. This is great.

"That's for your f**king emotions getting the better of you"

[Minipolce]

"I do not like your shirt so tan,

I do not like you American"

[Andyrodney12]

What's that song at 0:15?

[yodayossum]

benny lava.

[Andyrodney12]

Thanks.

[jegsimmonsproduction]

i about died when he said "chinamanese"

XD

[MrXegek]

5:40 made my day

[Animeking194]

STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!

...

Dammit

[PokeEXE]

"I do not like your shirt so tight,

I do not like you American"

Dr.Suess, haha~

[XTakoaX]

dude wrong word its tan not tight :p

[PokeEXE]

ff, thanks. I couldn't hear him right XD

[whatgari]

wow your voice acting abilities are amazing I cant tell polnaraff is you! Kackyoin either.well sorta but not really.

but damn you polneraff you got avdol killed!fucking canadians-I mean fucking french people. my bad

[magickTamer]

Chinamanese: when Mandarin or Japanese just isn't enough.

[insertoverusedname]

Actually, Polearnoff is the man that that character from KoF is based on, so you got that backwards.

Then again, JJBA wasn't really popular in America, and infact, still isn't in comparison to stuff like Naruto, so it probably makes sense to get it confused, but Polnaroeff (I can NEVER spell his name right), came first

[LaZodiac]

it was a joke, but I think you know that =P

If they were doing Part 2 they'd do the same joke with Stronhiem and Guile from Streetfighter, after all.

[Cadavaris]

TELEPORTER GOIN UP

[dakidukno]

Oh, Grandads about to beat some assssss. lol