Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2 (Full coverage Tues 10/9c only on IFC)

[C4truth]

why steve jobs need increased touch sensitivity?

[FemurBreakage]

MrWaggaTagga giving away Microsoft points or PSN points when he gets 50 subscribers!!!

[gdaddymack1]

I bet the SteveJobs2S will look the same as the SteveJobs2, but will have a better heart. And 8MP eyes

[trinithis1]

@jamescliff5 If they cure the cancer bug, then there won't be the sleek and new Steve Jobs 3! Steve Jobs 3, think about it!!!!!!!!!!

[The1000charlie]

Wow bill has ate all the apple pies by the looks of it.

[JohnnySaiko1]

But what about Linus Torvalds? Will someone develop a few more distributions based on his core?

[OCquattro]

Oh it's the TYSO masturbator!

[Kram3n]

bad taste

[rocafella142]

I'll wait for the SteveJobs2S

[BrianBuckShot]

the tail looks cute!

[byakuya600]

@BlackIce131 You're not very smart.

[nyampirenyatenshi]

Is that any way to talk about and treat a DEAD GUY? Like some soul-less avatar?

[VerendumProductions]

@nyampirenyatenshi Learn to take a joke.

[Woochaga]

@nyampirenyatenshi Too soon for you, eh? Not the right time, I understand........still funny, though.

[duranarts]

@nyampirenyatenshi Last time I checked I couldn't talk to dead guys...

[CaptainSpellingError]

@nyampirenyatenshi He was a huge asshole. Giant asshole even. An asshole to end all assholes.

So yes, also grow a pair of humors. It'll get ya far in not being an uptight twat.

[guitarmatt94]

increased touch sensitivity lol

[Ome99]

@Fjarhultian Way too zune

[lazyperfectionist1]

LOL! That's Microsoft for ya.

[HoigeyBoobsLOL]

Too soon

[Fjarhultian]

Too Zune?

[ScoobyTheMovieGod]

to soon....

[NinjaWithDragon]

iLost my Jobs-cool song :D

[TheWhiteOp]

who the fuck is Murphy Evens?

[lzrlightshow]

fuck steve jobs, wayyyyyyy to overated so suck it bitches

[highspeedhamish]

Ahhhh delicious Mac tears....

[AydarBMSTU]

iDead

[Sanguiluna]

Announcing the all new and improved Steve Jobs 2S* 

*S=Soon

[flemish4]

Steve Jobs S

[MrHustenbaer]

Can't wait till they bring out the new sTeve nano :D

[Weirdo10o4]

iSteve

[SYCKODELICUS]

TheOnion reports only 1000% true news thn Fox News

[ccaian1]

3 bucks it'll just be a steve jobs 1S

[loveyoulovepinkxo]

ahhahahaha

[phillyguy95]

Steve jobs was a dick. just because someone does, it doesn't mean he suddenly becomes a hero.

[quidnick]

-3 years too soon, Onion (Bill Gates will be killed by a falling anvil in 2014.)

[PIXLnxt]

"when the first steve jobs broke down" XD

[sorpresadf]

E' incredibile!!

[SuprSlowMo]

Lmao, tooo soon.

[Lorric101]

Classless.

[steauarak]

@Lorric101

Oh shut up

[Lorric101]

@steauarak This video was released 6 days after he died. You shut up.

[dwyImike]

... but the camera! what is the camera like?

[DarthSchwartz]

lol

[plshack]

is tis a halloween joke?

[chris111690]

@plshack ya its a Halloween joke when it was uploaded on October 11th. No the Onion makes up funny ass news artificials. google it.

[3martijns]

Thank God that #2 will be a Conservative!

[DerekSypniewski]

LOL and yeah, I'm sure Steve would have laugh too!

[jamescliff5]

lets hope they fix the cancer glich.

[wachmen123]

@jamescliff5 douch

[Cdubzhappy]

@jamescliff5 oh: there's an app for that.

[Idrivethe405]

@jamescliff5 hahahahahahaha

[Idrivethe405]

@jamescliff5 I'm sure TheOnion wanted to make this joke but thought it was going too far

[3martijns]

I was told that Steve Jobs 2 has Brain Cancer, so cannot think.

[HaydenCalhoun]

spring 2012 mark ur calendars

[HyvelTjuven]

I love how upset everyone is, this aint too zune, IT'S RIGHT ON TIME, I credit Onion for taking the risk and doing this.

Then again, I loved to joke around about Fritzl when that was news.

[degeneratgambler]

@HyvelTjuven ha ha ha!!! fritzl you dog!!!

[otsak]

This is a joke, right?

[ijmbvck]

@otsak Of course not, The onion only reports 100% true news, no jokes ever.

[KingADuhYeti]

@otsak nope

[dh2776]

481 people needs to take a joke

[VentusOfficial]

muahahah that is great stop crying macfags and get a sense of humor...

[CommanderRobe3t]

@Churchx77 You dont make a video like this 6 days after some one died you fucking jerk.

[roxasdflame]

Anyone who was a true fan of Steve Jobs would know he would find this rather funny - Grow a sense of humor people. Just because someone is gone doesn't mean we should act like they aren't. Honor him by doing things that would make him laugh. I see nothing wrong with this.

[Godofwar555]

Why do people say "too soon"? Isn't the whole point behind the Onion is to break the boundaries most people deem inappropriate? If you don't like it than don't watch it. Simple as that.

[ajnode]

The question is; would Steve Jobs laugh at this if he was conscious of it? I think he would.

[MethshockFilms]

too soon. Fuck you Onion. 

[goonodeath]

@williamkendrick Steve Jobs has a 19 year old son. I don't think it is funny that a 19 year old lost his father that young.

Dick.

BTW I fucking hate apple with a passion I think all their stuff is overpriced bullshit.

[williamkendrick]

@williamkendrick yes i do.

i'm glad he has no father, and i hope he'll commit suicide too.

no one needs that faggot.

deal with it.

[Chingis09]

@Killershrimpvds Really?! NOOOO! There is no more reason for my existence!

Ummm... I mean, of course I know! 

[lesta09]

too soon?

[Chingis09]

@Killershrimpvds YAY 4 NEW STEVE JOBS! Can't wait!

[CHUMOROCKS]

please don't make jokes about Steve Jobs. He changed the world and left a legacy. I really miss him, and you idiots are just taunting

[rebecca1294]

@CHUMOROCKS

Steve was a funny guy, he'd laugh. <3

[secret212000]

@CHUMOROCKS

Oh go fuck a duck, douchebag.

[Lynnc83]

lolololol omg nice

[TheArchon1]

LoL Apple actually improves it's products, but Microsoft just keeps shipping out shit! good one onion!

[hmjs13]

LOL

love theonion ;p

[ShadowCrowX]

lol too soon

[VentusOfficial]

I guess this is the place where all 30yr old inbreds expose the hate for a guy that actually did something in his life....

Nevertheless as much as I respect fully Steve Jobs this video was funny as hell :P

[kvtaco17]

466 people own macs...

[ThisIsHallStar]

okay...WTF ARE DAD JEANS?!?!! We don't use this term in the black community LOL

[msb1963]

Freaking hilarious.

[hockeymanhunt]

Perfect timing Onion, perfect timing.

[thejayrush]

wayyyy too soon

[chromatic1976]

steve jobs has 2 nephews, blow jobs and hand jobs

[realmencandance]

u should be so ashamed.. another reason i hate the new onion

[sylvur]

Huh? Is this real? Has cloning been legalized or something? Sometimes it's so hard to know if the Onion is real or not. Oh well, one way or another, I can't wait to see a new Bill Gates with a tail, that seems kinda cool.

[NotisExtreme]

too soon onion....too soon

[gredangeo]

@NotisExtreme What a downer. just laugh. I was laughing before the Onion.

[MrFMS55]

Too zune Onion

[RobertSeattle]

On the Internet nothing is ever "too soon".

[Horus515]

Update from some of my friends at microsoft, the tail is actually a wifi antenna.

[mrtoady2]

They stoled Lucas' haircut.

[EnderWiggin35]

Does anyone else think the funniest part of this video is Bill Gates XE?

[jamesgospursgo]

dammmn the onion dont give a fuck. lmfao

[drumdust]

It's funny but what happened to 'to soon'?

[YSKite]

Wait, I didn't know Steve Jobs had a little brother named Blow Jobs... I hope he makes his own version of the iPhone.

[Frungi]

Can't help wondering how long ago they put this together and been saving it up...

[therealpfchangs]

Onion: Never Too Soon

[willlliw]

I BET HE WON'T DIE OF A VIRUS1;)

[bricksquad434]

Dat shyt b s000 fUnny dewd

[Zer0nite]

@bricksquad434 Not as funny as you deliberately typing stupid. That's both original and funny.

[CrownVictoriaCop]

A firefox tail!

[twulthnupple]

I love the nuclear winter USA at the beginning :D

[suicideposter]

I hope the new Steve Jobs can finally run faster than the Flash.

[WorstCommenter2008]

Increased touch sensitivity?

I am afraid of the Touch screen. Every time i look at it now i see Steve Jobs nipples begging to be touched.... Fuck you apple...

[emhean]

This is fake. It's fucking OnionNews...

[ninjapie117]

@emhean Wow your an idiot.

[Frungi]

@emhean And you thought any part of this bore mentioning?

[MrHoppyX]

They'll probably bring out Steve Jobs S first.

[Dereck89]

OMG!! Steve Jobs was a robot all along!! :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

[dudeapokemon]

hmmm... yep...i find this WAAAAY funnier then i should.

[youwish007]

too soon

[werwertuu]

Seems legit.

[SocaTrain]

lmaooooooo

[dopemcee]

does onion have absolutely no morals? no conscience? no guilt?

god......

they crack me the fkk up though

[knuckles91444]

@dopemcee yes they're heartless bastards, but so are we for laughing

[chriswilkie777]

Seems Legit.

[AsianHideOut]

I'll pass, can't wait for Steve2S

[stigoblogg]

@AsianHideOut yeah.. what a coincidence.

[ChangeWasALie]

I'll hold out for the Steve Jobs 2S

[AsianHideOut]

@ChangeWasALie Lol I commented the same thing! xD

[gdwhat]

@ChangeWasALie How is this comment not getting up-voted like mad? Funny.

[RLWSNOOK410]

Siri will you kill someone for me? response is classic /watch?v=d0BWH9Gob-Q

[BlackSabotage100]

These are all effects of the industrial revolution. I've heard of people getting replaced by machines but this ridiculous!

[Owwwwie]

I know it's the Onion and it's meant to me humorous but try to see this from any of his loved ones' points of view... kinda disrespectful, but hey anything for views huh?

[rebellionrob]

@Owwwwie

The whole point of comedy is to laugh at the ridiculous and also at the shitty things in life like death.

If we all took it as seriously as you then the world would be a horrible place...

[waltee07]

@Parz1fal i guess u thought u had 2 say something 2 me as well...im not gonna waste my time with u so im going to jus tell u 2 go drink sum cat piss and shut da fuck up

[ccaian1]

bill gates 2 was hilarious

[stantheman145]

lol, bitch fight

[waltee07]

@toonadict who da fuck r u...i dont even know y u decided 2 say something 2 me...typing like i do is way faster den typing everything correctly...i dont give a flying fuck about somebody judging me on youtube based off how i type...dis aint school and dis aint no fucken interview or job so y da fuck does it matter...u understand everything im saying so im going to kindly tell u to go choke on a dick u fucken faggot

[Parz1fal]

@waltee07 I seldomly read a post of someone more stupid, more ignorant and more secretly faggish than yours. You, boy, are just a cankerous blastoma in a rats ass.

[waltee07]

@RGnack and ima show u no respect by saying fuck u bitch...i can shorthand if i want to...dis is not a fucken essay

[toonadict]

@waltee07 your words reveal loads about you. Your a white guy, probably in highschool who thinks hes bein cool by typing like a moron. What your not getting is that even if its not a fuckin essay people are still going to judge you based on the words you use. Be it speaking or typing, so yes.. I agree you sound like a moron. Drop the G off things if you want, instead of kicking put kickin. Bt dnt typ lik ur txtn

[PTdaCruiser]

@toonadict [You're] a white guy, probably in [high school] who thinks [he's] cool by typing like a moron. What [you're] not getting is that even if [it's] not a [fucking] essay [,] people are still going to judge you based on the words you use [;] be it speaking or typing.

[toonadict]

@PTdaCruiser Hey now, theres a big difference between using poor grammer and typing in TXT speak when you have a keyboard. Im all for pissin off grammer nazi's butt theres no excuse for lazyness of that type.

[toonadict]

@waltee07 awww, and you just had to turn out to be 22 and black, now you've just reinforced a negative sterotype and i look like a racist. Thanks alot you ignorant motherfucker

[waltee07]

dats kinda fucked up...not showing any respect for da deceased but i admit it is funny as hell...smh

[RGnack]

@waltee07 And you show no respect for the english language.

[Madonis]

SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY!

[FailARN100]

Hmm, but will he work with adobe flash?

[grandeTO9]

Too soon?

[TheRealTrikein]

How else could The Onion honor him? I think it's nice

[VeryVeryMeanBastard]

Breaking News:

Blow Jobs, Steve Jobs' nephew, was just appointed new Apple CEO!

Get your Blow Jobs App directly from iTunes for iDiots!

[halflifeproductionz]

@VeryVeryMeanBastard holy shit dude that is funny. hahaha!! fucking blow job. oh man how fucked it would be if steve named his son Blow. fucking blow jobs.

[flyersphan111]

Too soon...

[KatsuhonoProduction]

@flyersphan111 you mean....Too Zune

[Redfire1210]

@KatsuhonoProduction YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!

[flyersphan111]

@KatsuhonoProduction LO

[Brommes]

lol

[TheSundayDelight]

fake and gay

[blogtvpunk]

@TheSundayDelight lol, you have to be the one to point out this video is fake?... now that's gay.

[TheSiCKlings]

@TheSundayDelight Really? I thought this was real and straight. Fag.

[heymisterderp]

Steve Jobs 2 automatically refreshes liver and kidneys on every reboot.

[moshpitmachine]

Steve Jobs 2 now with less cancer!!!!!!!

[xRedheadgirl]

I think Steve Jobs would laugh about this

[stnlywng]

Lol, 439 people think that Steve Jobs gave a shit about them and that this is "too soon." When one person died, a million cried, and when a million die, no one cares.

But they're right, some people think it's funny to make jokes about dead people. iDon't.

[Phillipnoogen]

This is pretty fucked up. You suck onion

[sexyitalian891]

@Phillipnoogen Steve jobs was a bhuddist and believed in reincarnation. There are many levels to this joke.

[angstyDarko]

bill gates will have a tail? pshh niiiiiiiiiice!