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  • LOL CRISS DE CHEVRE SÉKELLLL

  • 1:11

  • 0:50 OVERKILL in Halo Reach! xD

  • 1:11 I lol'd

  • Perfect name for one of these goats would be Boo.

  • Hahaha so cute :)

  • lol, how many times will these goats get startled in their lives.

  • 0:04 Herp Derp

  • Almost a nuke

  • 0:45 ... KILLTACULAR!

  • no all that science stuff is bull krap. there retarded thatas it

  • @parad0x42100 maybe you are just not very bright :)

  • There cute and I like them but they would be screwed if a wolf came along. :-(

  • That's funny and pityful.

  • 0:48 <3

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  • Funny shit!!!!! :) lmao

  • Funny

  • poor goats :(

  • 0:49 HOLD B TO DIVE TO PRONE

  • at 0:48 ppl do the same when chuck norris comes

  • 0:48

    That is all

  • they do dat bcuz some retard shot them

  • I wouldn't be too excited about being fat

  • 50 sec mark reminds me of bowling a strike.

  • this is sooooooooooooo funny!

  • Myotonia is a disease where the muscles stiffen up from excitement or fear. Did you know the heart is a muscle? Did you know that if they get scared one too many times that fainting won't be fainting. Think of that the next time you say "I want one!" or "lets go scare the stupid goat!" Get educated.

  • @DJDangersJessiJane there are 5 x 10º6 nicotinic receptors on a single neuromuscular junction, 5 x 10º5 are needed to produce paralysis by acetylcholine which has a very short half life, in order for the acetylcholine to survive the trip all the way to the heart without being degraded by pseudocholinesterase and have any effect on the hearts muscarinic receptors would require an exceptionally large amount of acetylcholine liberation so "lets go scare the stupid goat!"

  • @ToniSkit Or we could simply not call them stupid. Or scare them. Because it should be considered cruelty. Maybe instead of looking up facts on nicotinic receptors on a single neuromuscular junction, you should read first when I posted the above comment.

    And also maybe do a little more research on goats and find that they are not the 'tin can eating' animals you probably think they are.

  • @DJDangersJessiJane i didnt have to look it up silly, i studied this for quiet some time...also even if i did have to look it up would it make any diference? And i never said that they are tin eating animals ...in fact if i did please find where and when... also i was trying to point out that you dont know it all and shouldnt tell people to ºget educatedº as the same for me i do not know it all either and i do agree with you that it is animal cruelty to place it under such stress constantly

  • @ToniSkit Yes, it is very stressful, and there are SO many people out there that buy these animals and just scare them and scare them. It scars them for life, and it almost always irreversible.

  • @DJDangersJessiJane The normal herbivores life consists of nothing BUT fear and paranoia of if and when some big nasty hire up on the food chain decides to have them for lunch. In the wild they'd live in constant fear of them and would be used to the ever present threat of attack.Rabbits have a weak heart so they can die instantly and buffalo deaden feeling in their nerves so they don't feel the lion gnawing on their backend since lions don't always wait till it's dead before they start eating.

  • They were first bred for herd protection. If a wolf or something went in for the kill they'd faint, and the rest (your praised animals) could escape.

    Sorry if this is explained in the video, my sound isn't working.

  • I love them, they are so funny! :-D I want one

  • 0:48 Multi Kill XD

    LMFAO!!!

  • It reminds me of that pig dice game.

  • Awww cute little baby goats :)

  • hahaha lol. funny shit.

  • never read the goat's survivor guide :P

  • leuk

  • 0:49 multikill

  • :49 - :55 LOL ALL OF THEM

  • hehe thier little legs in the air lol

  • wicked ragdoll physics!

  • Believe it or not, there are people like that too.

  • lol:P

  • How can they reproduce under such high excitement?

  • Even the dumbest mountain lion would have a buffet here.

  • lol

  • pause at :05 is prolly the funniest moment in vid

  • Fucking idiot goats should be stewed

  • HAHAHAHA

  • Thats cute and funny!!

  • OMG THEY FIANTED!!!!

    lol

  • lLOL this is the funniest thng ever!!

  • hahaha funny shit

  • i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!

  • *thunk*

  • :49 is so damn epic!

  • funny yes xD

    but they get used to mix them under "normal" goats, so that the wolfs eat just them, while the "normals" re running away. so, not so funny any more...

  • hahaha I know I shouldn't be laughing. But I can't help it. I never knew watching a goat fall over would make me laugh so hard, :)

  • Ive never laughed this much in my hole live I bet

  • tats fucken funny!

  • how did these not get Darwined out of life

  • @PocketFire if i remember right they are breeded to be like that for the meat quality =P so i would believe that there would be something to keep predators away more than in normal farms =3

  • @PocketFire hahaha.. the mighty dinosaurs died off.. yet goats still prevail!!!

  • @PocketFire Breeding has probably made them this way, obv.

  • @PocketFire Its really easy to survive and reproduce in an artificial habitat supported by anything that isn't pure nature. I just have to keep eating potato chips and watching youtube long enough until my penis works.

  • @PocketFire Because they're surrounded by fences? Lol

  • @PocketFire its called human impact on wildlife

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  • @PocketFire Maybe because they are one of the "earliest domesticated animals". They didn't have to survive in the wild. Possibly. ? 

  • @PocketFire because darwinism is an retarded.

  • @PocketFire

    How did you not get Darwined out of life anus face?

  • @PocketFire

    Because breeders breed them specifically because of their condition

  • its funny but thatd suck so bad if you had that. like, imagine being in a horror film with that condition........lol. and how would you have sex? youd be all excited than freeze there! boo! lol.

  • hehehehehe

  • That's so cute LOL.

  • these gods give me a good laugh hahaha xD

  • Oh my God! That's so cute!

  • lol if they where in the wild they would get eaten alive

  • Not really.

  • I always thought that was a defense mechanism. Like they were playing dead to fool predators or something. Maybe I'm wrong.

  • Surely if they play dead then the predator has it's food presented neatly before it? xD

    Not many animals kill for fun.

  • most predators that don't scavenge tend to stay off dead meat.

  • it's not a defense mechanism. this could only exist on a farm with no predators.

    most predators will scavenge ie: tigers, lions, wolves, etc.

  • Why do some animals in the wild play dead as a defence mechanism, for instance some snakes play dead. Some sharks and Beatles. Do you see tiger roaming American woodland? Or lions?

  • Yes its true you don't have tigers roaming American woodland Or lions.But yur forgetting we have cougars , mountain lions or pumas. There are bears, black bears and brown bears and Grizzly. Wolfs and even coyotes

  • I didn't forget that, it's just irrelevant...

  • How is that irrelevant? All those animals will scavenge and are present. Your "defense mechanism" theory is good to shot to death when you can see the older goats try to adapt by staying on their feet and hobbling away. That's a good way of playing dead... hobbling away like a wounded animal.

  • Why do other animals in America use playing dead as a defence mechanism...

    Really, your a dick.

  • it can be a defense mechanism acutally, I think possoms do it. And your supposed to 'play dead' when faced with a bear. Its beacuse preditors dont like to eat dead things, they like to hunt them. and Scavengers can smell that your alive + youd get up and run away before one came alone (hopefully) So playing dead can work in some cases...

    NOTE: You are right, tigers/lions will scavenge, wich is why antelope DONT use this defense. But whatever eats a possom leaves them alone lol.

  • FUNNY!

    haha "Baaahhhhhh *freeze*"

    Funny

    0:37 - the one near the bottem xD

    ROFL !

  • OMG this is the most funniest video i have ever seen in my whole entire little 1 yr old life.

    XD

    HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAH

  • LOLL

  • lol at 1:10

  • they would be good playing freeze tag

  • Lmfao! Yeah, I know eh! HAHA

  • LOL Interesting reaction xD

  • lofreakinl thats sooo freakin funny omg i didnt get wat was wrong with them till they fell

    '

  • hahah that's kinda sad, but still funny xD

  • Fail.

  • Hahahahahahahahahahhaha...'EPI­C NATURE FAIL xD

  • LOL =) goats are freaking awesome

  • JAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!

  • Like... FREEZE! NAO!

  • hahahaaaa xDDD

  • ahahahah

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAH

    OMGGGGG

    they just..

    fall

    lol!

  • that's natures failure

  • lmao... they were talking about these goats on the news this morning and it made me youtube it ... too funny lmao

  • that is rye grass syndrome. sheep get it too.

  • i had a cocker spanial that used to do that

  • hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahahhahahahaahha

  • It's like the goats are running..then boo! they plop over like statues.

    and I love the last part where the guy opens the umbrella. I couldn't stop laughing when half of them fell over.

  • lol my favorite part

  • these are a specific genetic strain of goat. they are not the "common" goat. try scare a "normal" goat and you'll end up being the one looking like a fool :)

  • They are quality goats

    How can i get one!!!!

  • This kills me everytime I see it.

  • lmao

  • Goats wiil be perfect target for predators because they get paralyzed when scared. Tough break.Poor goats.

  • That's the idea, they grazed with sheep and if a predator came they'd faint and be eaten while the sheep would survive.

  • hahahahahahaha

    lmao!!!

    cant stop laughing 5/5

  • in that last bit, when the guy opens the umbrella... HAHAHAHHAHA!!! its like freeze-frame bowling!!!  HAHAHAH ^_^

  • lol, this is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh XD

  • hahaha

  • haha, i watch this video every day. it brightens up my otherwise dull life. goats with genetic defects are not funny... o_0

  • ajaja q no se guillan las cabras esas ajajaja

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