When u pet a cat or a kitten, they pretend to like it but they are judt plotting the destruction of the fucking earth in their heads man.... Thats why i have a german shepard guarding my property ;)
I hate when his Final Summation Doesnt Explain the Video Thoroughly... Cuz I only usually just what that part as my Last Resort if I dont Get the Whole thing.... :/
@missmusicrox04 He doesn't have to answer that I guess... It is because... I'm serious... I just tried... You wont be able to Pick your nose If you just had one... And another Couple more reasons that I'm too lazy to talk about...
DUDE YOUR VOICE I LOVE IT you make PERFECTION with your voice to make sound just like one of the best ACTORS EVER in the WORLD and i think you should do some vids of your self talking just like JOHN LITHGROW
hey, i just started loving you lately! just saying, ur awesome and ur crazy and i dig that... ;) i am an exchange student in the usa, not a big deal, but i would love it if u made one of ur videos to make fun of exchange students cuz i try to do so, and people think i am unapreciative and mean :D thank you <3 hindo
O.o i was lost nce he started talking all sciencey O.o im not smartical. i dont have smartical particals so please say that again int he mind of a moron. O.o
Yo Danny, you should make a video on modern day slang and cuss words, the one s I never EVER say. Ones like fuck, shit, damn, ass, prick. I never saay em. Nope, I'm an angle.... yeah... well *ahem* anywho. See what you can do with that, man, if you will. Thx
omg it's the new and improved ray william johnson!!!! u should do a video on why medz r so important and on wut would happen if a crazy lunatic were to lose their medzzzzzz...zz....
I feel like i'm ruining the fun slightly but his theory is wrong. His social and psychological explanation has nothing to do with why we find things cute, seeing as we can find animals which we have never seen before be cute. It's pity, human nature to conserve helplessness life. Ah fuck it, nobody's gonna pay any attention anyway haha
@Kempter1 couldnt he then argue that its because these not-before-seen-things share qualities and/or traits with those things which we have already been 'socially programmed' to believe to be cute?
@andrestheguat He could, and he'd be right that they do share qualities with favourite cute animals but it is logically redundant to assume that makes his point correct. He uses the analogy that if you have a bad experience with an animal it doesn't make it cute, assuming by this logic cuteness is formed from good experiences. Without cuteness being a point, we don't have many good experiences with animals. We find things cute because of the "cute" factors triggered by our human nature
Џоџуле, Дени, Џоџуле. Скоро је један лик овде стварно звао подршку и питао их зашто му нису инсталирали Џоџуле, кад цео свет има Џоџуле, а он нема, и како ће он да ради без Џоџуле хаххахахаххахахха...
DANNY!!! : / can you give me advise on how to tell my mom i have a boyfriend... do you really think 14 going on 15 is too small??? and especially if the guy you are dating is 16 ; / help mee!!!! plzzz :(
You are of course, supporting the nurture side of the nature vs. nurture debate. If you are trying to be informative you shouldn't let your personal views get in the way of educating people. In this instance it is argued that although psychological conditioning may result in opinions on "cuteness", people find things cute because our brain seeks to preserve our young. This has been extended to the young of other species. Whether or not this is a western ideal is up to debate. Just sayin.
When you mix up bunnies,kittens and something highly level danger you wouldnt think that that thing is cute(you wouldnt think at all).
BGSpark 1 day ago
When u pet a cat or a kitten, they pretend to like it but they are judt plotting the destruction of the fucking earth in their heads man.... Thats why i have a german shepard guarding my property ;)
giancarloblackops11 1 day ago
When u go to pet a cat or kitten, thry pretend they like it but they are just plottingvthe
giancarloblackops11 1 day ago
what does he do for a living...?
BlackStarCandie 1 week ago
i gotta fart..... GO DANNY!!!!!
mickfaith97 1 week ago
so he has a bunny cannon and Adam West has a kitty launcher. SWEET!!
~Family Guy Reference
FMAfangirl88 2 weeks ago
i think velociraptors are cute, bunnies are evil (i can see it in their eyes) D:
CueCappa 2 weeks ago 2
Repeatedly press 5!
HostDavid 2 weeks ago
keep pushing 8, he sounds like a dog XD
xLILxPAZZOx 2 weeks ago
I hate when his Final Summation Doesnt Explain the Video Thoroughly... Cuz I only usually just what that part as my Last Resort if I dont Get the Whole thing.... :/
KiraAsakura14 3 weeks ago
0:22 = Best transformation ever.
xAugustx11 3 weeks ago
1:45 = STEVE-O!
Rainbowzebras971 3 weeks ago
Why do we have two nostrils instead of one?
missmusicrox04 3 weeks ago
@missmusicrox04 He doesn't have to answer that I guess... It is because... I'm serious... I just tried... You wont be able to Pick your nose If you just had one... And another Couple more reasons that I'm too lazy to talk about...
KiraAsakura14 3 weeks ago
Dragisa kad ce serbian lesson??? :DDD
asdfsdfsd98 3 weeks ago
90% of his videos are things like " bah HEHEHE , UIEE , agar, a... basicly jhefuidngfuidhgijd.
the other 10% is science
Nostro200 3 weeks ago 2
Watcing dannis videos while high is awsome
Derier12345 4 weeks ago
DUDE YOUR VOICE I LOVE IT you make PERFECTION with your voice to make sound just like one of the best ACTORS EVER in the WORLD and i think you should do some vids of your self talking just like JOHN LITHGROW
HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9 4 weeks ago
dude you should ask if you can be in THE HANGOVER 3
HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9 4 weeks ago
"So please dont invite me into you again" Wow. Thank you Danny for making my mind go craaazzzyyy!
B3TH1able 1 month ago
YAY! IM ME AGAIN! AHHAHAHAH MADE MY DAY
CanadaIsTheBest2010 1 month ago
Yeah! im me again!
TheSillybeans 1 month ago
Hey look, he is wearing a shirt for once!
Sixthshadowfail 1 month ago
shot by rabbits and drowned in a bucket of kittens.HAHAHA
killa46464 1 month ago
I think things r cute and cuddly cuz a Chinese unicorn tells me so.
TheShadowchocolate 1 month ago
i wish u were my teacher
batistax50 1 month ago 2
hey theres 47 trolls dicks put inside the dislike bar......weird
AussieTeaBagger 1 month ago
SHORT HAIR!! waaatt?!
LivvieParis 1 month ago
Can i has your glasses?? :DD
PlayingGodHatena 1 month ago
@PlayingGodHatena I believe it's "Can I have your glasses, please?"
BosshogProductions 1 month ago
wtf are you on cuz i want some, i will smoke it with you
benZiandmKlTricKs 1 month ago
0:54-to 1:22: anyone else feel like they'd been manipulated their whole lives?
nerdygurlrulez 1 month ago
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roxyfoxy337 1 month ago
hey, i just started loving you lately! just saying, ur awesome and ur crazy and i dig that... ;) i am an exchange student in the usa, not a big deal, but i would love it if u made one of ur videos to make fun of exchange students cuz i try to do so, and people think i am unapreciative and mean :D thank you <3 hindo
hindo96 1 month ago
ok, at some points u look like Jim Carry..........just sayin.....
saylalovesmj 1 month ago 31
@saylalovesmj i was thinking the same freaking thing
fOX5022 1 day ago
wow i find you quite crazy, but ur also quite intelligent im confused
tammyuk 1 month ago
Wait if his hat is as orange as it is illfitting does that mean it fits?
MoomieAli 1 month ago
0:06 everyday.
assassinyourendo 1 month ago 8
2:30 on a Tuesday... :)
jamishaebaby 1 month ago
haha my freind got hickups from watching it
rex13245678910 1 month ago
Is that John Cleese at 0:45?lol.
68McSweenmachine 1 month ago
What does bitch komateo means? LOL
MsRainbowiee2315 1 month ago
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@MsRainbowiee2315 you mean u picku materinu? look it up.
Death2662 1 month ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Press 6 over and over again.
hamsterlover707 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
you should do a show were you just act normal im curious on how you really act ?
TheSouljagirl1995 2 months ago
@TheSouljagirl1995 he did. It's called: My normal Speaking voice.
colourbrainmania 2 months ago
Pause at 2:23 haha!!
XblackswanXx 2 months ago 3
LOL this made me choke on my blueberry muffin!
beastar34 2 months ago
@beastar34 I bet it did... Nyuk nyuk.
ScrollSpike777 2 months ago
i dont think kittys are cute.. n bunnies freak me out. secialy the ones with the red eyer.. bbuwwrrgfhghtsonnwsjdejdj..
Theolgacruz 2 months ago
press 6 for orgasm
ArePiesYum 2 months ago
O.o i was lost nce he started talking all sciencey O.o im not smartical. i dont have smartical particals so please say that again int he mind of a moron. O.o
XxXgOtHiCcHiCkXxX213 2 months ago
YOU ARE SO MUCH LIKE JIM CARREY!!! TIS UNCANNY!!!!!
nerdbird614 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport 3
You should do a video hairdos... your hair is pretty crazy
AcaciaThunderdome 2 months ago
@Metalrocks250 me too! La la laaah!
Rachellenn 3 months ago
Who am I!? Haha
Deadliestcatchfan3 3 months ago
He's just like Jim Carey!!!! ADHD crazyass fags
HawjSimon 3 months ago
Danny doesn't look like Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey looks like Danny :)
mrLoodak98 3 months ago
JUST LIKE JIM CARREY!!!!!
cesarpicca7 3 months ago
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cesarpicca7 3 months ago
dude.... i've watched so much of your videos that JIM CARREY reminds me of YOU....
tiarebaby 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
at 0:27 reminds me so much like jim carrey
MrJolt13 3 months ago
Ì am allergic to kittens, and i watched certain creepy bunny movies :l
Xhendraful 3 months ago
you remind me of jim carry :)
thesingstar2012 3 months ago
Yo Danny, you should make a video on modern day slang and cuss words, the one s I never EVER say. Ones like fuck, shit, damn, ass, prick. I never saay em. Nope, I'm an angle.... yeah... well *ahem* anywho. See what you can do with that, man, if you will. Thx
wilburn135 3 months ago 3
omg it's the new and improved ray william johnson!!!! u should do a video on why medz r so important and on wut would happen if a crazy lunatic were to lose their medzzzzzz...zz....
adventureteen13 3 months ago
ㅛㅐㅕ ㅁㄱㄷ 려ㅜㅜㅛ
you are funny
thethethethe1231 3 months ago
I think he forgot to take his meds...
45Girl56 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
The "helloooo" at the beginning of the episode reminded me of a seinfeld episode!
Metalrocks250 3 months ago
I feel like i'm ruining the fun slightly but his theory is wrong. His social and psychological explanation has nothing to do with why we find things cute, seeing as we can find animals which we have never seen before be cute. It's pity, human nature to conserve helplessness life. Ah fuck it, nobody's gonna pay any attention anyway haha
Kempter1 3 months ago
@Kempter1 couldnt he then argue that its because these not-before-seen-things share qualities and/or traits with those things which we have already been 'socially programmed' to believe to be cute?
andrestheguat 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
@andrestheguat He could, and he'd be right that they do share qualities with favourite cute animals but it is logically redundant to assume that makes his point correct. He uses the analogy that if you have a bad experience with an animal it doesn't make it cute, assuming by this logic cuteness is formed from good experiences. Without cuteness being a point, we don't have many good experiences with animals. We find things cute because of the "cute" factors triggered by our human nature
Kempter1 3 months ago
I think the social side of his argument is rather good, but a good explanation of cuteness would also require biological explanations.
TheObjectivegamer 3 months ago
could u do a video where u go to a public place dressed as a gorilla
amber59400 4 months ago
love ur glases
amber59400 4 months ago
43 people share a brain.
HarvestMoo 4 months ago
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I personally think that you would be a good actor :)
animaluveralwayz93 4 months ago
Cute and.. CUDDLY -burps- ..STINKY.
kaymadteahtay101 4 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport 2
0:31 killed me
2punkgirls 5 months ago
@gradualreport хахаххахахаххааа, ово је супер.
Џоџуле, Дени, Џоџуле. Скоро је један лик овде стварно звао подршку и питао их зашто му нису инсталирали Џоџуле, кад цео свет има Џоџуле, а он нема, и како ће он да ради без Џоџуле хаххахахаххахахха...
nishtabre 5 months ago
Meth is a hell of a drug......
TheJoJo104 5 months ago 117
your sound soooo smart but you talk like a goof just saying
AkiGavriloRadovic 5 months ago
your soooo smart but you talk like a goof just saying
AkiGavriloRadovic 5 months ago
Pause 3:01... Hilarious !!!!!
Andrewcbld 5 months ago
thumbs up if you <3 danny's adorable smile. :D
BieberSaysRAWR 5 months ago
Cick ze 6 for ZOMBEH Danneh. And Click ze 8 for doggeh Danneh :3
fizXwolf 6 months ago
Its get a life you dumbass
angelmunoz111 6 months ago
how many voices can you do? Do a video on voices/accents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (plz)
teehee
ManicBruisers 6 months ago 120
@ManicBruisers hey, you must be a ryan higa fan ^_^ teehee =))
Leoxlim81 1 month ago
@DainahAndLeko get a live
milea94 6 months ago
@milea94 Moron.
Nemesis0300 6 months ago
@Nemesis0300 stfu nigga bitch.
triplennn11 5 months ago
He reminds me of Jim Carry!
aemguitar 6 months ago
Why do all old people smell the same?
ElenMaggs 6 months ago
@ PrinceCicope is my twitter please follow meee =)
PrinceCicope93 7 months ago
keep pressing five. balls that had rabbits
Mshaddix2 7 months ago
rapidly click 0:24
jarrod4500 7 months ago
i like your glasses :)
shoma365 7 months ago
DANNY!!! : / can you give me advise on how to tell my mom i have a boyfriend... do you really think 14 going on 15 is too small??? and especially if the guy you are dating is 16 ; / help mee!!!! plzzz :(
ThePrincessofhis 7 months ago
SMIIEE!! <3 heheh haha :)
3EJ3321 7 months ago
lol the hello of begining scared me but then i laugh so hard XD "heeeelloooo" XD
loveeso 7 months ago
1:45
MeanLabRat 7 months ago
Sometimes I think u r cute. It is probably those horrid glasses
LisaJMoore 7 months ago
Like this if you're allergic to cats :l
KarlayS 7 months ago
pause at :20 for cute
ali3nplan37 7 months ago
Jim Carrey serbian version haha
1997basty 7 months ago
Why do some 12 year old girls have mustaches
hm924 7 months ago
2:55 is better
Carleegroen 7 months ago
i find scary things cute.is that wierd?
skitzol4dhuntersYAY 7 months ago
Hahhaa press 3 for HUMAN!
DanniSurprise 7 months ago
pause and press 6 for funny face XD
Jailchiken7 7 months ago
what does "bitchcumatre" or however you spell it, what does it mean???
xXEagle2101Xx 7 months ago
press hold 3
what is he doing whit mouth
997blacksamurai 7 months ago
Pause at :24 (:
mayanchiquita 7 months ago
how many people generally invite you inside them, eh?
ilikeblue00 7 months ago
looool keep pressing 6
DarkFrostxX 7 months ago
slap 4 times to reset to former Danny! Priceless!
Drfuzzyy 7 months ago
Hi my phone number is
Phil13524 7 months ago
i think i slipped into a small coma during that video.. but your awesome usually :D
why do we laugh??
10pooter 8 months ago
press 6
TheOurName 8 months ago
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Starfox384 8 months ago
u look like fabregas O.o
walcott779 8 months ago
after watching this video i proceeded to watch adorable little fuzzy bunnies and i almost died of a cuteness overload. just saying
Emilysvlogz 8 months ago
i touched a snake once... it didn't harm me.. but my pet cat always does...
naaah.. i still love that kitteh XD
mcrladygerard13 9 months ago
hi danny, i was thinking that you could do a youtube post on the future. plez?
NoodleyOodely 9 months ago
Danny is a comedic genius!
Lkenmaner 9 months ago
i love you
217hman 9 months ago
0:00
THEISSMONSTER 9 months ago
wait...what?
Shapania 9 months ago
Danny, My man.
Make a vidio on why some lady teachers come to school with no bra. It's fucking gross and I want to know why.
:3
JefferyPanda123 9 months ago 105
@JefferyPanda123 My teacher does that...it's hot...cuz she's hot, and she has big boobies!
Onslaughtlol 7 months ago
No one goes as far as Danny to answer our questions!!!
sucker4horses05 9 months ago
u pitchku materinu hahahha i love this
stefaniamodia 11 months ago
Keep pressing "6" after pausing the video, you will learn all the secrets of the universe. =)
Le0ga 11 months ago
Aww...this video was made on my birthday and all I got was a present...I didn't know about Danny...and i didn't get him for a present? BULLSHIT.
Le0ga 11 months ago
omg i have been BRAINWASHED AAAAHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO lol
emo125awesomeness 11 months ago
how does he come up with this stuff? such a ledgend ! love him :) ..x<3..
milea94 11 months ago 49
@milea94 Learn how to spell.
DainahAndLeko 6 months ago
press 5 for a clicky SOUND
IT IS LEMONY DROPISH
EPOD39 11 months ago
Rapidly press 8...hhaha!
HipHannahRose 11 months ago
40 people couldnt find out how to change back into themself.
coolyo778 11 months ago
keep pressing 6.. hahahahah :DD
jerevucica 11 months ago
You are of course, supporting the nurture side of the nature vs. nurture debate. If you are trying to be informative you shouldn't let your personal views get in the way of educating people. In this instance it is argued that although psychological conditioning may result in opinions on "cuteness", people find things cute because our brain seeks to preserve our young. This has been extended to the young of other species. Whether or not this is a western ideal is up to debate. Just sayin.
verybored231 11 months ago
His glasses have no lenses.
Peaceintheeastnow 11 months ago
1:24 he sounded like jim carrey
IalreadyWON18 11 months ago
rapidly press 0 C:
kierradaly123 11 months ago
press 6 repeatedly hahahaha
MakZues 1 year ago 2
ROFLMAOMG!!! XD @0:55
JtotheROClarkson 1 year ago
HAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 0:24
karomsab 1 year ago
READ THIS!
rapidly press the number 3 on your keyboard!
MrLudaVjeverica1 1 year ago
Danny i wish you were my teacher at school......all 4 subjects........all day......everyday........im so serious :D
ladygagaDIscostiCK 1 year ago
@ladygagaDIscostiCK thats my dream tooo i want him as my teacher
aks99cacak 10 months ago
first 0:55 second.....hilarious
XTReMeMeNx 1 year ago
while ur watching the video hold down the 0(zero) key
docterkl 1 year ago
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FatWrecked497 1 year ago
i think snakes are cute dose that mean im psyco?
TheDrak0n 1 year ago
@TheDrak0n No, snakes are adorable.
SilverLadyFox 1 year ago
0:05
xxxxmusicx4xlifexxxx 1 year ago
click :24 over and over
400underground 1 year ago
lmao cody rhodes all grown up!
JessicaFisher80 1 year ago
35 people don't think paraphrasing is cute (Y)
cheetofacedon 1 year ago 2
I wonder if he wore those glasses just so he could take them off at the end:) love you man!!
guitarbelle727 1 year ago
dude lol ma names danny too :D
yu made ma day...i spent hours watchin yur vids lol
do one on why we go to school danny....
sungo19 1 year ago
I can so imagine you as a science teacher. xD
TheRenaeKate 1 year ago
but i think snakes r cute and ive only heard bad things of snakes
boredgirl701 1 year ago
yay! im me again! xD
TheMancarCamoran 1 year ago
Dude that is the coolest old british person accent eva. 0:45
11anonomys 1 year ago
Dude that is the coolest old british person accent eva.
11anonomys 1 year ago
Snazzzy
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JessicanaiRussel 1 year ago
cant believ it but dis guy is pr0 >_--->
0hdodgy 1 year ago
so.......you get bunnies shot at you in prison! omg poor things! lol
crazyperson1093 1 year ago
Nice to meet you Dragiša! :D :D
Molekulica 1 year ago
ha! i tried clapping 4 times but im still not my former self :(
MrFeelinHot 1 year ago
@MrFeelinHot lol try slapping 4 times! maybe that will work!
crazyperson1093 1 year ago
A collective consciousness also known as Goggle. XD
goodguywade 1 year ago
HAHAHA! rAPILDY CLICK THE PAUSE BUTTON AT 2:53 !!
iamm34life 1 year ago
if you understand what i say we both have a problem
slovencleta 1 year ago
I love you. :D
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rapidly click 1:21
kylezell36 1 year ago
rapidly click 2:43
kylezell36 1 year ago 2
U R soo crazyy xDD
LIKE ^^
LittleCarFreak 1 year ago