Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall

[ctacderas]

Who else wants this song?

[HSAdestroy]

Proof that humanity is inherently evil hahahaha mwahaha

[DrJamSandwich]

My IQ just dropped 50 points

[top2percent]

I laughed and then sobbed violently for nine hours.

[Dioxholster]

proof that life mocks itself

[cumboyz]

this song is really good...

[PhairAphrodite]

Why is there a waterfall inside her butt??????

[joshs413]

What's even scarier is that 80% of people probably like thsi as a real "song"

[F3FisGoodforYou]

Still not at the level of LMFAO... we should euthanize people like that...

[shitttty]

The sad realization when the parody is far better than the other pop artists.

[biggyshack]

My intellect is going to be questioned for saying this, no doubt, but I just have to say that I am so used to what comes out in the radio these days, that this doesn't appal me at all LOL

[lominero5]

"New K'Ronikka Duet With LMFAO May Cause Mass Suicides" lol

[BitterFallAndLeaves]

congratulations mom it is a damn gurl

[suuhl]

Is Booty Wave available on iTunes??

[korruption]

If only I'd have somehow known to stop the video at 1:47...

[Blueknightex]

She's like a Ke$ha parody!

[GarciaCornbread]

@Blueknightex You are a genius.

[Thedeoradude]

Better then nikki minage or whoever you say that.

and that's.... really quite depressing.

[larsmaehler1]

The sad reality is, that if that song actually existed... it would be in the charts.

[KrioGnosz]

At least those apples are there on the table for Tracy to constantly glance at.

[SpartanCXVII]

Hmm the song is actually a little catchy.

[edga69]

The video is actually better than most real ones.

[djay00009]

@edga69 her video is certainly better than Nikki Minaj

[hoodzzeee]

hahahaa, if MGM get onto this gal were all fucked

[Zeitonimous]

I wonder how many people liked this video not realizing the Onion is making fun of them. The art of sarcasm!!

[kimbaundead]

Did anyone else notice in the video she was surfing into a asshole?? O.o

[gredangeo]

@kimbaundead She did say "get inside this" LOL!!

[orkakommapanatt]

and we call genocide inhuman... its time to start clearing up

[Killumanatic]

"It's moments like this when the end of civilization seems most imminent"

[yes4me]

Great song. Where can I download the full song, dear "real" news?

[mrjerrick]

@yes4me

theonion.com/articles/download­-kronikkas-single-booty-wave-n­ow,26869/

You're welcome.

[TigerTzu]

No. Knock it off Onion. I need a healthy wall separating you from reality to not kill myself. This is too close to reality and I'm not yet ready to admit that society has stooped low enough for you to be a non-satirical news program.

[Willibab]

huh?...oww right..its onion o.O

[Billoreillyz]

Thought she said booty and wipe

[Devoti]

this is so awkward.

[Cigarrock]

ke$ha is still the best

[fashiondancer18]

they should seriously play this to the bars! 

[itsmehunter92]

then i was like baby baby baby ohh!!!!

[bobjoe177]

2:01 she rides a surfboard into a giant asshole!

[relazar]

There's no light in your eyes K'ronikka

[EjayDjay98]

I can't be the only one who thinks Tracy Gill is hot

[TheIr0nMike]

@EjayDjay98 What made you think you were?

[mikeyakubenko]

DON'T MIS-BE-HAAAAVE!

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

lol this "music" could easily be on the top10 chart and it probably took 10 minutes to make. sad

[Lunto88]

it still cracks me up so hard when she surfs into the asshole at 2:00 xD

but srsly, love the song. this could actually be a real online hit, please produce the whole thing <3

[bluewhale18]

1:35 reminds me of that obese rapper guy......what's his name

[Killumanatic]

When society mimics The Onion, you know something is really fucked up.....

[LeetVajda]

Way too realistic. TheOnion scares me sometimes.

[mahakar11]

The terrible thing is, I kinad like that song

[WulfBand]

LOLOL, look at 1:54 & the snakes blowing a load :) lolol

[Big10]

Surfboard and two beach balls at 2:26 ?

[arceus121121]

Omitted: After the music video, multiple scenes described by viewers as "is that the holocaust or something?" were shown depicting the members of The Onion stacked neatly in a pile, reported to have literally torn every inch of their skin off of their bodies, starting with the ears.

[shrikechan]

Naturally, she is wearing a cross. lol

[TheMisterWeirdo]

This is prolly gonna happen sometime in the near future :/ we're doomed!!

[waj9876]

Oh, I'm sorry Onion. You got your title mixed up.

"Pop Stars Most Likely Civilization's Downfall" - This is what it should be.

[hellogoodbyemyluv]

... I hate you.

[djay00009]

You know if they make this song in reality , it'll be a big hit -_- Tells a lot about the music and artists nowadays

[darkandtwistyboiz]

... I kinda want to listen to this song... I know I judge myself too

[lukeiamyourfaja]

21 December 2012 can't come soon enough.

[GamingAssistant]

The saddest thing is that's basically everything on my ipod

[FromHablit]

...I've seen enough Onion to know where this is going.

[YoshiRBeast]

its funny how the sample song could for sure pass off as something you`d hear on the radio.

[TheSolitaryTraveller]

@YoshiRBeast It's more sad than funny how that could pass as a real song

[NEWdumbich123455432]

It's so close to reality I'm afraid to laugh...

[BrendanIsCool]

1:36

[Ktotwf]

She is fine

[homewrecker50]

throw LMAFO singing "booty wave" and NICKI M Singing the rest the radio would eat this abortion of a song up.

[darekiscool1994]

@homewrecker50 Sad but true.

[BytheseaMrTodd]

There is not light in your eyes k'roniska, god I love the onion

[bicnarok]

That song should be brought out in the charts, certianly better than that lady gaga crap

[Irishboi4life]

Now, K’ronikka, according to my notes here, you are in the middle of your sold out “Damn Girl” tour, which is a heinous slap in the face to the English language and will also travel to 47 cities sapping the intellects of every young person along the way.

[Irishboi4life]

Now your latest single, “Booty Wave,” and I honestly can’t believe I just had to say those two words, is currently number 1 in the nation despite the fact that Rolling Stone magazine called you quote, “Definitive proof that mankind is inherently evil.”

[HarrisonRocks]

@Irishboi4life

This video already has subtitles so copying it all out in the comments is even more retarded than usual.

[dbassplayer]

She will bring about the end of the world...

[christentze]

lmao, i bet if a famous singer really sang this it'd be #1 on the charts right now. don lie. 

[thecapone45]

I liked the beat,

[fdjizm]

The messed up part is, there is actually worse music out there making it big lol

[1manmafia]

I can imagine Pitbull being in that song, lmao. Mainstream music today is beyond awful.

[TinnedWaffles]

I find that song genuinely better to some of the stuff in the music industry. I mean I try to keep an open mind about music, art can be a very subjective thing, but my god just listen nicki manajs song "stupid ho" and this song turns into classical music.

[r3wcifer]

I felt the fringes of homicidal behavior when that terrible song came on, suddenly, I want to devour and mutilate other humans.

[CrazTiger90]

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass

[NativeAlternative]

I'm head of music for a small radio station. In order to get copies of the tracks that are on the main charts across the country you have to fill in reaction sheets, and generally I just feign interest to get it over with. The fact that I wouldn't be able to tell this fake abomination from the real deal is making me rethink my way of doing things...

[Thedeoradude]

@NativeAlternative 90% of the shmucks in my school actually like this kind of stuff, and when queried about actually WHAT they like about this kind of misogynistic and garishly barren bullshit, i've never gotten an answer beyond "Because they're like, super talented and it's just, like, you know, awesome." word for word.

really makes me wonder how much worse it can get really. not unlike lab rats and arsenic.

[NativeAlternative]

@Thedeoradude What WOULD be a great experiment is if The Onion pulled some strings and got a major record label to release a track similar to this one to music promoters, clubs and weak radio personell like myself and see how they react to it. If it gets a positive response from the commercial world then we'll know for sure we're fucked up.

[Utopiandream111]

@NativeAlternative It's happened before - Remember 2gether?

[jewz456]

"New K'Ronikka duet with LMFAO may cause mass suicides"

LMFAO already causes mass suicides.

[MexicanBearFighter]

I love reading the ticker at the bottom - 1:26

"Unclear If K'Ronikka is Cause or Symptom of Diseased Society"

"New K'Ronikka Duet With LMFAO May Cause Mass Suicides"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SIedgeHammer83]

All I hear from this song is shitting in my ears,  got to be tween wave songs

[DaPivotCreature]

I cant help it. This is too funny!!!

[TheJunkieBox]

I totally want her. Generally speaking, it takes a really nice person to play a mean role, or a really smart person to play a dumb role.

[vdeferens]

@TheJunkieBox Oh thanks Stanislavsky.

[MrHermionePotter]

She does have a nice ass regardless

[Thedeoradude]

@MrHermionePotter and that's why this spoof exists in the first place

[ookami3380]

this is how rebecca black will look and sound like when she discovers sex and drugs. so called miley cyrus syndrome...

[pathocrat]

Was K'ronikka the first failed conception of Lana Del Rey by her managers?

[cockshield]

I want to hit her in the fucking face with a plank of wood!

[MissRoosa]

Nicki Minaj stole that title with her "Stupid Hoe".

[skateordiety27]

Isn't it sad that this seems like it could actually be a song nowadays?

[newinhuman]

beyond what is the common goal there is always the individual to reign over others. the mass may hide behind their numbers but the generations of change will show itself through the pinnacles and depths we arrive to.

[takatakatang]

"surfs up on this booty hang ten bitch"

i just needed to type that part out to try and make sense of it.

[VirtuaNick]

K'ronikka - K + I = I'ronikka

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[CoreyL11]

@VirtuaNick Nope..

[lukeiamyourfaja]

anyone else doubt 2012 is the end after seeing this?

[TheRealBibwitHarte]

What I really want is someone to remix this, contact the Onion to publish it on iTunes, get massive press coverage and see how far this abortion of the music industry can go.

[lolnostanku]

@TheRealBibwitHarte Don't forget Pitbull xD

[PimpIncorporated]

@TheRealBibwitHarte Remix on my channel...

[TheRealBibwitHarte]

@PimpIncorporated Have my babies.

[jewz456]

This video has received less than 500,000 views while "Tik Tok" has received more than 85 million.

Game over, America.

[TheDeadDudeWalking]

I thought The Onion did satire?

[WillTrollForTatertot]

Corporate whores and intellectually bankrupt people.

Both the makers and listeners to today's music, need shot in the face.

[derick1259]

The Onion has successfully represented the top 40's of today, which manily consists of music about love and lust.

[Michylikespie]

I hate this song and every song like it ._. .......:D

[whenducksgobad]

i dont know why put i actually like the song its catchy

[TheMagmagoblin]

The dreadlocked guy is amazing. He lurks inside the anal cavern and goes "yeah" with like a karate chop. I see him as a demiurgic figure, the Id, Pan or something.

[Estragon17]

@TheMagmagoblin

And of course his cry of "get your trick on!".

[TheMagmagoblin]

@Estragon17 Suddenly I see clearly! The trickster-god Coyote animates this foam-borne child of Aphrodite by way of black bile. We mistake the call to "trick on" for the cry of the common flesh-peddler. Our fears diffused by her lifeguard persona and Oedipal demands, we fail to notice she has plucked her eye - gaining the wisdom of Odin, but with the treachery of Loki. Hypnotized by her gaping neo-vagina, we are mocked by the eyepatch. Piracy! Too late, we stumble in to be digested.

[g1981c]

K'ronikka is a female version of Vanilla Ice ...

[TheNingishzida]

its should have been a rapper thats would be more realistic

[ReflectedDream]

You know it's bad when even Tracy and Jim are horrified.

[cherrycola8795]

this actually could be a top hit nowadays -____- lol its actually not the worst thing on

[Darron1967]

"Booty Wave", is it really any worse than a lot of what's in the charts? Just to wait for the mashup with "Baby Got Back". Hell yeah!

[acslater652]

i'm gonna slam your d! featuring pitbull

[smellyc]

This is not that far from the abomination that is Rack City

[barisax25]

Lol "Lifeguard on Booty"

[W0WurREALLYgood]

I would tap that, if I could beat it unconscious first.

[c0mbineelite]

There's no light in your eyes, K'ronikka

[jonathangagne]

I can't believe they made a music video! haha

[jonathangagne]

Can't wait for Imma slam your D feat. Pitbull

[JBehnen]

And soon enough music videos in which the singer just names the week-days will be hard to understand for the nations youth. Well done.

[Neurrosive]

There's more evil in the charts than in the Al Qaeda suggestion box.

[VinnyMcFly]

@Neurrosive thats uncalled for

[VinnyMcFly]

@Neurrosive Who's Al Qaeda anyways?

[CallieWaggers]

Still better than Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe."

[wjun0131]

Are those green penis dragons at 1:53 ?

[chaughten]

@wjun0131 and a vagina at t=2m2s

[OgreMECH]

@wjun0131 Awesome! There is so much symbolism in this vid.

[Nodstudios]

They mispronounced Ke$ha's name throughout the entire video.

[TheMors666]

@Nodstudios It... it really doesn't matter. Ke$ha's just so very horrible. If anyone reading this likes Ke$sha you should no longer be allowed to make any life decisions, including deciding what you do for fun. What music you buy, what TV you watch, what movies you go see; all of them are bad choices.

[Nodstudios]

@TheMors666 - You do know that my point was almost exactly what you said right? Kesha is every bit as bad as the "singer" in this video... actually worse. At least the parody version doesn't brush her teeth with Jack.

[TheMors666]

@Nodstudios My second sentence was just a general declaration. It wasn't directed at you because obviously typed your comment out and Ke$ha fans can't use keyboards.

This girl's better than Ke$ha in 3 important ways:

- She doesn't need to auto-tune every single goddamn lyric

- She doesn't look like she has Hep C

- She doesn't look like she smells like vomit

Ke$ha is a good looking woman, but I can't get past the fact she looks like she doesn't shower.

[agent1442]

@Nodstudios Probably because it's impossible to pronounce a dollar sign. It's not a letter at all. I personally pronounce a '$' when used in a word as 'fucking stupid' and it renders all other letters in that word silent.

[fivefoflow]

@Nodstudios You're super lame for knowing that.

[saintoccasionally]

@Nodstudios Oh well.

[Serutonin598]

@Nodstudios I'm laughing so hard at your comment right now

[propjam2]

I WANT THE FULL SONG

[ProgramMagician]

Dear Onion:

I demand a video for "Slam Your D" ft Pitbull. lmfao

[waggygee]

Funny,sad but true

[propjam2]

now i want to see the whole song

[Kenshiro77777]

This song competes with Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby got Back

[Eddiexx4]

She's like a mix of Katy Perry and Kesha. Disgusting..

[itsmejunky]

Is her music on itunes? i have never heard of her before. Seems like she makes good music.

[oinvierno]

Oooohh gurrrrrl, diz muh songgggg

[Top10TennisNetwork]

Is it just me or is the exact same as Lady's Twerk?? Kinda get the feeling she thought this was real and took inspiration from it to make her own god-awful song.

[shaneldias421]

i need to download this song. LOL

[firstmoth]

Can't tell if mocking today's music or newscasters tendancy overreact and assume music has negative effects on today's youth/society...

[Stealthsuit07]

@firstmoth Pretty sure it's the first one.

[Significantpower]

@firstmoth Both?

[MEareCAT]

"DAMN GUUUUURRRLL!!!!! .... there's no light in your eyes K'ronikka."

[junkypoet]

I think that California Girls (or whatever) by Katy Perry is actually worse than Booty Wave, also in sexual Innuendo.

For example: 100s in there is a gingerbreadman (in his underwaer) that looks somewhat phallic. He has a blob of white stuff on his head. Katy and the girls rub him and dance around him. Katy proceeds to eat the white stuff, apparently it's tasty. And after that the gingerbread man explodes on a brown star. But perhaps I read to much into it...

[MEareCAT]

@junkypoet I don't think there's anything wrong with sexual innuendo is a problem if the song itself is good, and California Girls is lyrically superior to this 'Booty Wave' crap lol.

[chavkill2]

@MEareCAT Around the world by daft punk is lyrically superior to California Girls.

[9876543219876]

omg it is actually quite good!

[IJustMovedHere]

"God, you're just the worst."