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[dangblacksheep]

LOL i forgotten about KKB! must prank this 2morrow...

[Hahnck750i]

LOL can't believe i just saw this vid >< fail me

[hitsugayatoushiro101]

Ey your bday today ah'? TAUPOK

[Uchiha99ML]

Sorry but dun insult Pokemon ....

[Smoshsuperfanz123]

preist make so singaporean part 4

[phoenix2158]

lol I'm not singaporean but what you say was almost all true so funny

[MrPr01000]

I did ALL of these in primary school. Im now in sec 3

[Sogurtlover]

Where are you originally from? :) haha your video is cool! Reminds me of my pri school time 'orh i tell my mother ah ' LOL

[nicolejuliaaa]

I like ur video! Its So true.

[26prahlad]

AWESOME!

[janghyunseungily]

You look so innocent ish while doing LOLOL

[dontbeannoying]

i did all this in my primary school

[kirstenpascua123]

please do part 4

[mintobloo]

oh woww you look like sophie, xiaxue's friend

[soupayam]

Check this out: > you've actually inspired the making of this I guess. xD

/watch?v=JHyb_pXDJsc&feature=r­elated

[TheRyanboom]

William fucker lol jkjk

[haziqR1]

listen to urself..i dont understand a thing.all i hear is chinese guy talking english..these are the average singaporean

[TotalSG]

lol not being racist but u ang-moh anot??



[dylanlong94]

whats the thing during ur friends bday ? O.o

[TheClinkzorz]

cbb kena walao why you liddat lah sia

[SHINeeSakura]

LOL Buy and throw away xD

[MultiIlovegaga]

Eh..Got KKB ah?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[zulafiq40]

im a malaysian, and nuw i know.. bahaha

[aloozer]

what's your race/heredity? i know you're making an effort to sound extra irritating when u speak singlish, and it is.

[Electricladyland8]

Happy 1000th comment. :)

[dawnmariejade]

anywhere STOMP

[jaclean5245]

@1.34 . funny

[trashcanjon]

Are you related to Rowan Atkinson aka Mr Bean? U really look like him.

[skyciele]

i remember when my friend first taught me zha and how I thought it was so cool... thanks for these vids! keep 'em coming!!~

[shotingstars]

are you a saint andrew's boy ? o_O

[atomicapplesahoy]

I laughed until I got stitches, this is wickedly nostalgic and funny!

[Annezza1231]

so cute

[butukau]

so stupidity...

[zickhardy]

i'm johorean, and yeah this is nice!

[zjeu]

King Kong Breast . Epic.

[Justyna200376]

Hahaha... totalnie mnie rozwalił

You rulz!

[TORP3DOupsb]

you missed pen spinning

[NNashella]

classic :) raising flag my fave i so wanted to do so!!!!

[DIYANAH123456789]

You do know you're out of focus ?

[killtheink]

Am here to tell you, flag raising/pledge saying wasn't as fun as it looked. LOL. Raise too fast, kena scolding. Raise too slow, also kena scolding. Can't say the pledge too fast or too slow, or else will ALSO kena scolding. Its like, WTF, even men with erectile dysfunction don't get told off when they... you get the point.

[Crimsonapple92]

hmm hardly any difference between spore and malaysia. I'm from the suburbs and it's swarmed by chinese people here man driving's effed up, chinese girls especially. but i like the banana ones :) most of my chinese friends are bananas. the real ones don't talk to malays as much. They have their own clique. but we interact nevertheless, just not as much. good job :)

hopin to go to spore again!

[janet18612]

hw old ar ?



[VictorianDarkRose]

76 ppl are oversensitive singaporeans :D

[politicsforfun1]

KKB!Female or Male,u'll still lose out!

King Kong Breats(female)

Koo Koo Bird(Male)

[tf2scout88]

CHOKOPA...YOUR MOTHER BOTAK xD...

[SharinganBoy9899]

wuji kaka lai la dun keyboard warrior nia lai come down dolby chamber

[88205566]

i dont know what he say at 2.13

[GuildWewx]

@88205566 pua chu kang the show

[kenoobiomelon]

haha,i was actually the flag raiser

[anoahalias]

its football

[killerz2111]

cool cool cool

[shadowofthedayz]

Omg I never knew Pokemon Zha existed!

[Junruuu]

I like how you laugh at your own jokes! :D

[inchchua]

thumbs uppp

[kianyen]

shld join the "NOOSE" team.

[SunflowerOfHappiness]

HAHAHAHA! You seriously have epic s'porean comedic talent!

I applaud youu~! (:

[nickdisney3233]

The scolding one is TOO true xD

[MissWinnifred]

Walaueh! I go and comment then YouTube never save it since my password sala

I'm Singaporean but I moved to US when I was younger. I still visit once in a while but I remember all the good times with my cousins(they're all in S'pore)

I always kena scolding by my father one since my brother always sabo me. I still use a lot of singlish: "Oh hor...!", "wah, jin kanjiong leh!", "chiong!", "chope!", and "o ya beh ya..."

Anyways, super-long comment, sorry! I miss Singapore -3 but it's shit hot, man.

[Destiny2204]

ohh hor i go stomp

ohh hor i go stomp

ohh hor i go stomp

[polkadotcarousel]

RESERVE SEAT WITH TISSUE.

[Gurizin]

aiyo... like a true blue singaporean. before start video also must put warning to cover kachng. in case gahmen tekan !

[wizardlore90]

Pepsi cola (feet-touching game), slapping game (holding hands, scissors-paper-stone, winner slaps loser's hand), Ji Ko Pa (two-hands version of scissors-paper-stone)...

[Musicrocks151]

what is stomp?

[syahhh1110]

Ahahaha so cute xD

[shadyboy969]

singapore people are to nice in the us u guys get ur asses kicked

[xxwhyamistillsingle]

@shadyboy969 oh really?

[shadyboy969]

@xxwhyamistillsingle yep 

[DreamNeverComeTrue]

0:54 is malaysian style too! haha

[SkyxCloudxRain]

Best attack in pokemon = Fire spin (You get to attack 5 times)

[lovekimheenim]

OMG . You are super cute lah ! ><

[drummerxkun]

batman superman alibaba. chickenman / gong xi fa cai, hong bao na Lai, mei you hong bao, gei ni black eye :))) then laughing about it

[xitznotmex]

have!!! people walking frreaking slow infront of u . haah!

[EarlVoid]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST SHIT EVERR omgg i can so relate to all of that xD

[z0mb13n00b]

Wow a Ang Moh speaking singlish which is very rare!! :D

[XueEnBoomz]

FUNNY TO THE CORE!!!

[sugarashley]

OMG! effing hilarious!

[heikesins]

I'm 23 and it's amazing how we used to do and say the exact same things that you apparently still do.

Gooooood Mooooorrninggggg Misterrr Gohhhhh.

Eh 'cher. Cher. Cher. I got question sia..

Even used xiao ming, xiao hua and guo ming for chinese names. Every compo.

[TaoLe9]

Omg! hahahah, im like laughing like mad watching your videos! :) So funny! hahaha, and i think Singaporean is really cool and awesome (Y) You don't see it happening around at other places! 8D

[yulinamanda]

OMG ROFL!!!!! though i'm a malaysian i feel the same way.. LOL!!

[emshams]

omg you're so cute

[zhy11david]

so singaporean everyone loves him NO HOMO.

[xsophiagohx]

HAHAHAHAHA :) Im singaporean and this is hilarious!

[alweifeng]

Seriously dude, you make it seem damn effortless to do this video BUT I know how much time it takes to come up with a video with such entertainment value. Keep it up!

[bangsais]

I ROFLED ESPECIALLY THE KKB PART XD

[Megasnsdsone]

primary sch jokes lolol ^^ im in sec sch

[AgainstDeleteOfVideo]

I laughed so hard tears come out and I have stomach ache. Why? Cuz its so true & funny XD except I didn't really have phone until late in Primary School

[luqman121998]

Do most singaporeans speaks malay?

[DeadCaseyJones]

@luqman121998 Majority are Chinese but everyone uses a bit of malay like 'kena' or 'makan' etc etc Btw, im Malay:)

[LexIsThere]

The primary school jokes are SO true god damn it xD

[28emmi]

71 people have no humor..

[Snowbizdragon]

I only just realised that we all did that XD

[nikooru97]

awesome (Y)

[hinatastrike]

It is hard not to laugh xD

[ModThatLightLauncher]

I was having dinner, when i watched this vid, i vomited some out :P!!!

[megabuff918]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!you're cute in every video

[MRiamnotracist]

Haha both So MALAYSIAN and So Singapare are sooo funny

[leehwangso]

조이스 ㅅㅏ

[SFireBeautyS]

Nice!! Great job!!!!!

[123r3ras]

This is so TRUE!!

[waterminko]

hahahaha so funny

[i2PMHottest]

LOL. Some of these are things we find funny when we're young. Come to think of it now, they're seriously too lame. >__<. And i'm laughing cos i didn't know i was that lame. Hehe, especially the kkb part.

[wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

It's what Singaporean kids do. The problem is what Singaporean adults do. Like me. I sit in the reserve seat of the MRT, rush past people blocking my way on the escalator and tend to ignore buskers or old people selling tissues.

[Kindiakan]

0:50 It's an Pod :P

[yien97]

awesome dude (:

[Dx6girl]

@Electricladyland8

1. wa lao head kena bang sia!

2. oh ya le ya som ba le ya roti prata chao kuay teiow yr mother butt is very big

3.ho se bou!

4. bei song ar!?

5.let go shopping la

6. aaa! got liddet one mah

7.siao! u crazy ar!

8.want to go shopping aimai

[Goygfamily]

u look like justin bieber

[zarnisawsan]

nice

[sarahroxannesim]

"wah lau bo jio"

"wah lau pang seh"

[xparkehx]

@SparklezStar101 : Stomp is a website in Singapore where people can post anything they want up there, eg interesting news. So it's really irritating when people see something not right, they take pictures and post on that website!

[SonGoku72100]

Eat in restaurant kena stomp?

[CABERZIKIS]

SO TRUE

[idunnokk]

this is so funny hahaha :D

[FionaBeh]

You're cute. :)

[xueqionglurvyou]

lol i like the BATA stands for buy and throw away XD

[sherlgp]

hahaha its so funny

[iamabove18youknow]

PLEASE DO PART 2!!!!!!!!!! =D

[controlable1]

Walao. Bo Jio

[kelvinickable]

HEY :) PLEASE GO TO MY CHANNEL AND CHECK OUT MY VIDEO "Two jokes that will make you laugh". Please check it out!

[amosn9]

NICE Better than any videos I've seen

[bigfatfoot]

Hahaha... brings back some memories.

[zitao123456]

Nice vid :)

[Seville773]

I am not offended in anyway, Sam. That is because I used to do that in school, so do my friends. Love your vids! <3

[yvonnealexy]

this is funny. :) 

[xueqionglurvyou]

lol

[Sogurtlover]

Lol instead of feeling offended, i actually feel that this video is so interesting. I am a Singaporean btw :)

[MsEverythinggirl1]

@Sogurtlover Same here!!! BTW, awesome vid!!

[Minicocokid]

You are so cute! XD

[Theshirley921]

Hahahah lol,he's funny:D kinda cute too:p

[17june2000]

When sigaporeans see pretty girls, they'll say, " WA CHIOBU SIOL!"

[singaporean1234]

Theamosyee copy wat lor

[CoolVideoULike]

/watch?v=Re0ZjNurGAA so singaporean part 4

[michaelhongng]

What's zha?

[purplepinkgiraffe]

YOU ROCK YO 0:52-1:03 (Y)

[MAOsaysHello]

youre hilarious hahahaha :)

[FreAkyMe2000]

Haha,even he also laughing when making his own video

[anovermage]

You missed out "NAAAAAAAABBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEIII­III" (taxi fares gone up!)

[dumxx]

*dies laughing* DO MORE!!!! XDDD SUBSCRIBED, LIKED AND FAVOURITED :D

[lolandpro]

Cool. nice. HAHAHA

[ChloeSoftSoft]

i watch this so many times that i can memories some of the responses xD

[Buttaneko98]

LMAO ! XD

[LRyuugaHideki]

LOL Kukubird and King Kong breast hilarious!

So nostalgic...

wait I'm 13 and I still do that stomping thing hahaha

[xboredBITCH]

OMG ZHA. LOL! Good old times.

[SherylKpopFan]

Ahhh, no kukubird XD

[brendajaydnn143]

HAHA WHY YOU SO CUTE. the stomp thing damn funny!(:

[84215249]

Ur mother boys u no lampah

[jacphoenix13]

using tissue to reserve seats! that is extremely singaporean! =D

[mumdadbro]

I love his "bye" at the end! Almost all of his video have this "bye".

[oOjasabelleOo]

YOU ARE SERIOUSLY FUNNY!!! GRRR

[MuffyyyPLAYS]

really funyy!

[nerf595]

you are a funny boy or you are a tricky boy say

[smilee231]

i rmb playing pokemon ZHAR.!!! joke

[Chelsea318able]

I asked people whether they have K.K.B or not. xD

[MichiyoTsuaida]

AHAHAHAHAHA nice video seriously i laughed like hell XD

[Misssushi88]

you cheebye lah you, the scissors, paper & stones wrong lah

[PhantomKirbz]

BAHAHAHA.

[Justonlyher]

Spinning erasers ?

[84215249]

@Justonlyher with staplers

[PyroCocky]

are you trying to make jokes?

[ChloeSoftSoft]

HAHAHAA!!the part i laughed the most is asking yr ffriend(boy) if they have 'KKB' laughed my ass off xD

[loveconfusion95]

I love you.