Canadian Workplace Safety Pt. 2

[TheVicecity3]

Holy Fuck! I feel very sorry about her!

[black1abel]

that man must have burned his knees on that hot oil.. terrible

[Drokob]

@black1abel omg I just read your comment and burst out laughing in class. Thanks lol.

[mnsg08]

press 6 every 2 seconds

[sasafraser]

Press 1 and then press 7 two seconds after

[mattjalcorn]

soooo she works in the one kitchen in the world without non-slip mats on the ground? 

[ThaBongKing]

Anyone with reflexes would have easily got that hot oil away from them instead of dumping it on their fucking face.

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@ThaBongKing Yes, I'm sure in the intermittent second between slipping and hitting the fucking floor you would've had the presence of mind to somehow throw the big heavy container in a different direction...you little fucking bullshitter.

[Mulekeep]

@ThaBongKing lrn2physics

Judging by the way the woman was lifting that whole tub of oil, do you think she'd have enough strength to do so in time? I'd say you couldn't either, except you'd actually deserve it.

[ThaBongKing]

@Mulekeep

I am not a weak retard woman. That oil probably weighed about ~15lbs. I am not judging you, but that is not a lot of weight and any man could have easily avoided fucking their face like that.

also, meme elsewhere, faggot.

[fman40000]

@ThaBongKing "I am not weak reatard woman" Mai boi your strength is what all true warriors do not want.

[ThaBongKing]

@fman40000 The force is strong in this one.

[fman40000]

@ThaBongKing why reply to a youtube poop meme with a starwars refrence?

[ThaBongKing]

@fman40000 damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

[The2002DNA]

Canada is all that's right with the world and all that's wrong.

By the way, this series of ads makes me wanna go cook/build something and kill myself.

[blakbull11]

its cananda

[UniQueLyEviL]

I'm going to hell.

[fr3ddz]

I will never step into a kitchen for the rest of my life.

[ikorack]

XD why can't i stop laughing

[joehabana]

Pure freaking nightmare fuel....

i was going to make me a sandwich.... now i´m rethinking about that...

thank you!!!

[Apocolyps192]

shoes for crews... the original slip resistant footwear.

[MelikeFanta]

AHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHH­

[wcresponder]

Those posting sexist comments definately are low, really are you a better person for that comment?

[FurtherIllusions]

@wcresponder there is a fine line between sexist and truth. if it has anything to do with women in the kitchen i can vouch, as woman it's true.

[Megasevo23]

O____o....... the scream was pure nightmare fuel...*shudders*

[Extremehalofan14]

See? You tripped because you were looking into the camera dumb bitch.

[Stealthknight1]

I wonder why it's her fault when somebody didn't clean up the water that she slipped on that she never mentioned.

Canada: blaming women for workplace accidents that others cause.

[devsHaruhix]

@Stealthknight1 "Never mentioned"? As she was picking up the pot, she said, "But really I should have cleaned up the grease over there," very clearly. It actually /was/ her fault that she slipped. They weren't just trying to blame women.

[mikeemon44]

HOLY SHIT!

[Demios101]

NIGHTMARE FUEL!

[Yetivision]

That scream reminds me of candle cove...damn you nightmare fuel...

[jacksonnicholls]

Walk it off

[catatonicnutz]

Rubber mats, they lose traction, so you don't have to!

[Bluebugs1]

they don't use rubber mats in Canada?

[TheTurbinator]

@Bluebugs1 They use rubber mats in Canada, otherwise the kitchen I work in would be a skating rink. They don't in this add, in order to generate a proper atmosphere, for the point they are trying to make.

[keichishoshuko]

OH MY GOD! and then I preceded to laugh... this commercial was funny AND scary

[Zuhzuhzombie]

Terrible kitchen. Where the hell was she going with a pot of boiling water? Why the hell was there no rubber mat on the floor? You're not gonna make chef sweetheart cause that place has too many working violations.

[derickferris]

rubber mats can be more dangerous

[FrancescoG7]

I'm scared of pot, now.

[Agent54c]

YOU DON'T FUCK WITH CANADIAN KITCHENS.

[tfpmacheath]

Silly bint. That's what she gets for going around being all smug about her fancy chef job and her AMAZING fiancé...

[greyfox389]

America's are funny.

Does anyone remember that one where the guy has a steel pole through his chest and the other guy just says "Looks like you've got a little knick there?"

Hilarious.

[PrecisionDerision]

Jesus shit-fucking Christ.

What the fucking fuck, Canada.

[j2oshua]

In all fairness, anyone who carries around an open pot of boiling water and doesn't look where they're going in a crowded and busy kitchen kind of deservs it.

[macc305]

wtf, that was bizarre

[busorjan]

Are errm... are those... are those men?

[harknessemulator]

and that young blond man, scarred by the unfairness of the kitchen

WOULD BECOME GORDON RAMSEY

[bobknowsall]

Despite the horrific quality of that video, your comment is still utterly fucking hilarious. Good job. XD

[dragonfirenze]

Jesus CHRIST lol, that got out of hand really quickly. The fuck is wrong with you Canada??

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

Those wacky Canadians.

[Liyenn17]

this is clearly not funny :|

this can actually happen to some one :/

[northerbrewer]

@Liyenn17

Sadly you can talk safety and try and teach safety but for so many young workers they need to be injured to learn.

Safety is not a thing you do its a way you do a thing

[catfish552]

...and that what happens when you talk about the dangers of your work instead off paying attention to what you`re doing.

[kyle268]

"None of you understand, I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"

Swear that was the first thing I thought of after seeing this.

[Kirix]

HOLY SHIT

[ChemicalTryst]

jesus, canada you win

[CaptainNensho]

awesome!

[RetardPwnage]

Another 2-3 seconds and I would have came.

[fman40000]

Lol "I'm about 2 b in an accident."

[StickyLickins]

That nearly gave me a fucking heart attack. wtf. D:

[inuyasha128b]

after I watched the red cross burn video in high school I couldn't eat a burger for a week and I refuse work anywhere with a fryer...

[peanut3992]

Holy shit! D:

[LTFrostbite]

Holy mother of BitchBurgers!

For once Im glad for the FCC

[BLUEWACKADOO]

Oh my god. I will now have nightmares forever. That was the scariest fucking thing i've ever seen in my entire life.

[SenorTucan0594]

OOOOHHH MY GOD

FUCKING SHIT

[Buffalosabskis]

First time I saw this was with a buzz in the dark late at night watching hnic, I almost shit my self.

[NineTailedIdiot09]

omg that was scary try watching this in the middle of night....O_O

[AmericanOldGlory]

HOLY FUCK CANADA

[MissAnastatia]

lmao XD

[thefvck]

im a sous chef

[HaloKirby9]

OHMYGOD

[Dynysia030]

Us Canadians are a bit... disturbing sometimes O_O

[MissAnastatia]

im from canada and i agree XD

[AdMAHraMeR]

BLUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[GANGLIAGOROTUS]

Nightmare on Elm Street: Prelude

[AsteroidStrike]

mmmm..... Her face looked like delicious, delicious bacon. Damn. this commercial got me hungry.

[Nauticus89]

0:24

"SOMEBODY! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

Help... you?

[ilikeche2]

wut

[sickofpeoplesshit]

ah she'll be fine

[himself000]

Bitch should have been in the kitchen.

Wait..

[dodad12]

Bag over the head. I'd still fuck her

[f00ky3w2oob]

lmao

[tincture]

canada's anti-cuteness laws strike again.

[Kingdomheartsbabe101]

That scared me big time!

[MentalSentinel]

the canadian workplace is really unsafe

they should all go on strike

[JUSTFOOLYCOOLY]

oh my fucking god! D:

[pierceuh]

fuckin` lol!

[rhysdalegend]

): im scared for life...

[diogeneslaertius666]

Uh-oh, better get macco

[fishyfish777]

Lol ketchup and mayonnaise

[BrownNigguh]

The hitting of her head before she falls, and the guy saying "SOMEBODY HELP ME" are fuckin hilarious

[RevengefulRaccoon]

Damn, yo.

[SupaBeaver]

LOLOLOLOL

[Preanubis]

Dude, only a fick fuck would make this... i know its not real but still! And if they actually put this on TV, thats even worse! Thank god I live in the states... worst thing we have here is 4kids... and 4chan... and 9/11... and Obama... and PETA... and recession... and Katrina... and New Orleans in general... and thousands of illegal immigrants a day... and a supermajority federal government... and Yellowstone's gonna go some day and take 95% of the country with it... actually, this sucks.

[natedoggcata]

Why the hell does the stove ignite when she slips and falls?

[JacksRache]

@natedoggcata:

Ever tried to extinguish burning fat with water? If not, try it!

[IlSilentEarthIl]

Just before she slips and tosses the oil, for whatever reason, there's an open flame just chillin' behind her...

Go figure

These PSA's aren't really meant to be realistic, I guess. They're a feeble attempt at fixing stupid.

[Jeff40K]

NEEDS MORE LENS FLARE

[BrownNigguh]

"SOM-SOMEBODY HELP ME"

[natedoggcata]

die in a fire

[galuple]

work in canada... and die in horrible greasefire accidents

[FedoraMcQuaid]

fucking owned

[anarky4321]

the funniest thing to ever come out of Canada

[JacksRache]

lol wtf...

[InsaneChef]

fap fap fap

[DDRMixer]

That was horrible! Why you people are laughing?

[conorthompson89]

You do know it's fake right. When somebody uploads a REAL video of this happening, I'll care and be concerned.

[DDRMixer]

conorthompson89, I know it's fake. I'm not stupid. The thing is that this has already happened to someone somewhere and they made a video showing it. Shouldn't that be good enough? Why would there be someone in a kitchen filming someone getting burned?

[Taiyosuna]

Oh, so YOU'RE the idiot in the back of the theater who won't shut up while everyone else is trying to get into an emotional movie.

Because, you're just there to eat overpriced popcorn. Why freaking care what the message of the movie is even ABOUT?

[SgtTitch]

Because its grade A comedy.

[thevladdo]

pause at 0:19 hahahaha xd

[BoxxyFan]

At first I was like O_O

But then I lol'd :D

[SgtTitch]

Funniest thing ever xD

[ManlytearsUK]

DIE DIE DIE *FAP FAP FAP FAP* HAHAHAHAA

[boyAPE]

pause at 0:25, she just got some ketchup and mayo on her face.

Stop screaming bish, it just a bit of ketchup.

[joodude]

Canadians

[lolcatz4win]

pause 0:25

[Rahfzerz]

BOILING WATER'S PINNED ZOEY!

[Knifyman]

Imagine if it was Louis...

[Rahfzerz]

Refer to the construction site accident video

[Knifyman]

Peelz here!

[toker606]

Why does the guy say 'sombody help me' at the end? It's her who needs the fucking help.

[BrownNigguh]

i lol'd

[AJRichardson1981]

Not a Masterchef clearly

[eatme967]

Hardcore yo

[Schattenbolt]

Posthumanfetus, "There are no accidents" means that this accident was the result of negligence, laziness and stupidity. And it implies that all accidents are pretty much the same story.

[l3ardoc]

O SHI-

This actually disturbed me a bit.

[Windowman12345]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!! brightend up my day

[posthumanfetus]

If there are no such thing as accidents, does that mean she did that to herself intentionally? I guess she didn't really want to be married that badly anyway.

[ilikemetroid]

I remember when I saw this on TV... O_o

[zhevox]

she wanted it anyway...

[wasted6]

smug bitch got what she deserved

[EnigmaIsACoolBand]

Fucking HELL.

[BM28335]

FML

[pistolpetethemeat]

hoooooly shit

[LeeARM]

that's not funny my dad died that way

[Windowman12345]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA filming an ad?

[XxZeeroxX]

omfg! I friggen loved it!

Her screams of agony brang fuzzy feelings in me! :3

[DragoonBoom]

ahahahaha oh wow!

been looking for this

[wraith342460]

I came.

[JHDXD]

I lol'd so hard

[YourProfessor]

Well she should have stayed in the kitch...oh

[ddpl365]

Old commercial is old

[ISpearedJesus]

That isn't funny - it's surprising, there is a difference. What are you guys, newfags?

[PrettyBrg]

lol that was pretty graphic.

I'm in Canada and in my college they had a bunch of pictures of people who had things like spikes going through there chest (not real though) from the work safe board of BC.

[Solmangrundy]

holy shit that surprised me

[manoftrix]

lol stolen from autralian workplace safety ads

[Judicius]

Oh, wow

[cookbookdoom]

WTF?!?!?!

[Tectonas]

I would also have accepted her picking up a knife to chop vegetables and lopping off the finger with the ring, + a few others. 9/10

[OniXV250]

"bitch...that's coming out of your paycheck!"

[babboonkill]

THERE HAS BEEN AN ACClDENT

[nochtis]

HAHAHAhaHHAHAHAHhHAhAHAHAHAhAH­AHHAahAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[WarningSDE]

I mean, I get it...but seriously, wtf

[Jesseb0]

she probly tasted great

[seniorten]

that is some pretty hot spaghetti sauce

[jglasma]

she did it for the lulz

[afgc55]

Little did the customers know what they would be getting when the ordered the "Chef Special".

[mstcrow5429]

Her hair is dry!

[DarrynTheStrange]

Canadian Workplace Pt3

Fiance:

stupid Bitch...

Now clean your blood and dead skin off mah floor NOW!

Then go maek me a Samwitch!!!!

[LatestUFOSightings]

Benny Hill track would be good at the moment she spills the boiling shit on her

[prahanormal]

Yes Canada, everyone has to be totally omniscient when working and if their not than it's their fault when they get maimed. Totally.

[mikji]

i came

[73k4]

reminds me on good old charly chaplin slapstick

[ViciousCannibal]

Holy shit!

[SDeluxe777]

Anyone notice her bust her head against the counter? This is extremely well done

[Grahamx2227]

Is she the same woman from the coffee psa? It sure looks like her, and she's got the same crisp scream.

[Grahamx2227]

lol

[manderf]

You wouldn't say that if you knew how to spell properly.

[manderf]

You wouldn't say that if you knew how to spell properly. And, as Nazi is a proper noun, I think you'll find it's capitalized.

[JWcolour]

Saw+The Hills Have Eyes= Canadian Workplace Safety Pt. 2

[MrSamsa01]

5 minutes later, that bitch was makin dinner again

[proulx1q]

LOL

[TheForgottenPanzer]

only in america xD

[Piercezoner]

Go Back to the Kitchen

[manderf]

OMG so fake. I bet shez fine. MOAR LIKE FIEN PEECE OF ASS AMIRITE?!?1

[Kuzlarija]

ye man

[ShatteredGrace15]

your a retard

[manderf]

No, I don't have a 'retard'. I think you mean 'you are a retard' which, if you wanted to elide the 'a' of 'are' and remove the 'e' as well, would be spelled 'you're'.

So, actually, I think you'll find that you're the retard.

[MrSamsa01]

Well put, im sick of idiots saying 'your a retard' or 'your gay'