They are madder then my mom and dad, and they are very mad, so mad in fact that they let me watch everything monty python have made even if I was 7 when I started to watch it
Fantastic scetch. We went on a cruise recently, a couple of our dinner companions (who regularly returned meals for little or no reasons) would do well to watch this.
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@mrmagicroundcircle now you listen to me, you "bleeding philistine". i jest. .... in the 70's english restaurents would "kill" for a (egon ronay) star rating. ( he was a chef,apparently) the burgeoning middle "orders" would flock, to be seen at these "gaffs". ( still do ) the're slaughtering these twats! nowadays, you get a "wannebe" ffing and blinding. nothing's new. mr "michelin", i fart in your general direction.
@mrmagicroundcircle it could be a "absolute stab in the dark", but i suspect you might just be "getting the hang of it. ( python. that is )...... if it was'ent for them, i'd be in "blleding bedlam".
You can just imagine Cleese watching this after it was recorded and thinking "It's Not A Bad Idea, Plenty Of Potential...Change The Waiter's Accent, Make The Manager Irritable Rather Than Pathetic...And Why Stop At A Restaurant?"
I hate to be pedantic - well actually I quite enjoy it. But you can't have more than one best sketch.
mikelheron20 2 weeks ago
I'm amazed by the fact, that I'm not the only one who loves Monty Python and Jascha Heifetz at the same time.
mysteriouspacifist 2 weeks ago
I just love the fact that every other customer in the place is calmly eating their meals while this craziness goes on.
ironballs16 3 weeks ago
Trolling
klindley6 4 weeks ago
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I am mostly amazed why none of the other customers pay any notice to what is happening.
MomoTheBellyDancer 1 month ago
A vast bowl of pus! lol
Rumpl4skn 1 month ago
love the way Graham protests at the booing at the end. Love him!
DidaDragan 1 month ago
Oh gosh, he killed himself with the fork... I love it.
teri17 1 month ago
Im pretty sure John Cleese steals any sketch he's in.
Escafreya 1 month ago
They are madder then my mom and dad, and they are very mad, so mad in fact that they let me watch everything monty python have made even if I was 7 when I started to watch it
nekoyamazambyy 1 month ago
Fantastic scetch. We went on a cruise recently, a couple of our dinner companions (who regularly returned meals for little or no reasons) would do well to watch this.
LMatters1 1 month ago
oh it makes me maad...
duckium60 2 months ago
and now , the punchline..
ahmednabil 2 months ago
A dirty, smelly filthy piece of cutlery!
mindlesspup 2 months ago
YOU VICIOUS HEARTLESS BSATERDS!
itschris96 2 months ago
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itschris96 2 months ago
This is the sketch that made me a Monty Python fan. . . .
mortensen1961 2 months ago
Five people said something about the dirty knife.
mortensen1961 2 months ago 2
Good thing they didn't say anything about the dirty knife. XD
SuperSenshi 2 months ago
@bortelliM what?
HowlMagic95 2 months ago
I could not love Eric Idle more.
amelb8 2 months ago
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bortelliM 2 months ago
@bortelliM No.
MetalGrain 2 months ago
@bortelliM Who cares?
Alsemenor 2 months ago
I love Jones' sniveling sycophant character.
akugyaku 2 months ago
A vast bowl of pus!
mindlesspup 2 months ago
Spectacular flying-tackle from Terry Jones there!
johnnyforeigner33 2 months ago 16
and now the punch line i died
minniemoo09 2 months ago
@minniemoo09 2 XD
rafaelfmolina 2 months ago
john cleese saying 'BASTARDS!!' has the same fantastic energy across every show he was in (Y)
numberxxi 2 months ago 2
One of the best parts about this is that throughout this whole thing the other customers are not paying any attention as if this happens all the time
PubjunkMcKunkin 2 months ago
work in the service industry and you'll see why this is funny!
schizoidboy 2 months ago 2
world class comedy...timeless!
welderman444 3 months ago
When something annoys me, I just say that John Cleese quote as accurately as I can... "Oh, it makes me MAD", and immediately feel better.
IThinkYouLookLarvely 3 months ago
best Sketch ever
BobABrown 3 months ago
I think I've eaten there. LOL
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505elixir 3 months ago
I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing!
BeautyxinChains 3 months ago
if only costumer service these days...be as considerate as them..LOL
beatles223 3 months ago
I love it how not a single fuck was given by the other customers that day.
MomoTheBellyDancer 3 months ago
Oh it makes me mad. MAD.
tblack2628 3 months ago
. . . i really hate punch lines that end in aneurisms.
. . . lemon curry?
mvunit3 3 months ago
@mvunit3 thats cute -.-"
kickbottom111 3 months ago
awe man.. wht happened to comedy 50 yrs later!
shongrocks1622 3 months ago
This sketch is amazing.
SirDruhHu 3 months ago
Aauuugh, they destroyed him!!
MrBuch169169 3 months ago
素晴らしい皮肉だな。小さなことを誇張して大騒ぎして死者まで出すというハタ迷惑な集団… 日本のマスコミのことだよ。(jp
lemint606g 3 months ago
Oh, it makes me mad!
2IBbristol 3 months ago
THE WOUND! THE WOUND!
Shyyrn 3 months ago
so funny !
janiakowska 3 months ago
If you ask me i think they went a bit overboard
mrmagicroundcircle 3 months ago
@mrmagicroundcircle now you listen to me, you "bleeding philistine". i jest. .... in the 70's english restaurents would "kill" for a (egon ronay) star rating. ( he was a chef,apparently) the burgeoning middle "orders" would flock, to be seen at these "gaffs". ( still do ) the're slaughtering these twats! nowadays, you get a "wannebe" ffing and blinding. nothing's new. mr "michelin", i fart in your general direction.
russinhouse 3 months ago
@russinhouse i think your a bit mad
mrmagicroundcircle 3 months ago
@mrmagicroundcircle it could be a "absolute stab in the dark", but i suspect you might just be "getting the hang of it. ( python. that is )...... if it was'ent for them, i'd be in "blleding bedlam".
russinhouse 3 months ago
@russinhouse think your as daft as them if not dafter
mrmagicroundcircle 3 months ago
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mvunit3 3 months ago
this is why i never complain about schmutz on my shit
Runningtail 3 months ago
Oh it makes meeee mad!
AvaPozen 3 months ago
@IrXlegend boring.
(Insert number of dislikes) had a dirty knife.
Chuck Norris bla bla bla.
YouTube comment system is over run with 12 year olds.
iamataff 3 months ago
240p We Meet Again..
iRxLegend 3 months ago
Oh it makes me mad!
rockefoe 3 months ago 2
REVENGE!!!!!
IMNEDot 4 months ago 7
@IMNEDot NEVER KILL A CUSTOMER!!
withalittlehelpfrom3 1 month ago
My manager agreed that my friends and I could do this at the workplace that is our restaurant.
CanadianStereotype 4 months ago
@CanadianStereotype Please film it if you do.
FlyingFocs 4 months ago
Although they're all amazing Michael Palin's gotta be my favorite Python.
listerone 4 months ago
... i think we all know it was neither the fork nor the knife. It was clearly the plate.
tkmvzzz 4 months ago 3
1 person is American
XxSuRrEaLiStSxX 4 months ago
@XxSuRrEaLiStSxX im americano and i like monty python i take no offense to your just making a statement
buzzhorn1 4 months ago
@buzzhorn1 i take no offense to your comment sorry
buzzhorn1 4 months ago
"Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty KNIFE!!" LOL
AnonAvatar 4 months ago
the way Graham Chapman reacted to the crowd booing the punch-line is priceless
thevideogamenerd100 5 months ago 3
the Graham's laugh at 3:35 :'-D
nibugaga 5 months ago
YOU BASTARDS! YOU UTTER BASTARDS!!!
thesoupnazi101 5 months ago
@thesoupnazi101 Vicious, heartless bastards*
Munny603 4 months ago
that's why I rarely complain at a restaurant :)
justjg 5 months ago
Cheesey punchline or what !?
MrBluesky360 5 months ago
a vast bowl of puss...
NameNotAlreadyTaken2 9 months ago 2
the john cleese facepalm...4:37
StaraziaSelin66 2 years ago
you BASTARDS!!!!
StaraziaSelin66 2 years ago 4
No Mongol! Never kill a costumer!
Letviets 2 years ago 94
This is how you get people to never complain at a resturaunt again. ;D
Milestailsprower2991 2 years ago
You can just imagine Cleese watching this after it was recorded and thinking "It's Not A Bad Idea, Plenty Of Potential...Change The Waiter's Accent, Make The Manager Irritable Rather Than Pathetic...And Why Stop At A Restaurant?"
Salierethefish 2 years ago 2
@Salierethefish You can imagine yourself reading your own comment after posting and asking why you've used so many capitals. :)
Because every word Cleese says, requires at least one capital? ^^
lallal3 1 year ago 3
YOU BASTARDS!
cumulo25 2 years ago 90
that sketch was a riot monty python was one of the best brit coms's of all time!
tom03570 2 years ago
lol john cleese plays it so realistic^^
acouragefann 3 years ago 2
:D
one of the best
tanan18 3 years ago 2