YouTube Poop: Lucien Lachance Smokes a Pound of Crack

[DZodiark10]

1 2 1 2 3 4 ......1 2 3 4 FIVE!........FIVE! 4 2 3 2 1 NEVER refuse to FUCK a dark brotherhood supierior to do so, is to invoke the wraith of your mother. NEVER kill.................. the five tenents are as follow's tenet tenet tenet tenet FUCKING TENET never steal the kill of a dark brotherhood supieror.... ??????????

[JTRox96]

Never refuse to fuck a Dark Brotherhood superior,to do so is to invoke the wrath of your mother.

Never suck The Night Mother's tits.

To do so, is to invoke the wrath of your sister's father's mother's brother's tits too. xDDDDD Good show,jolly good show!!! xDDD I laughed pretty much the whole time,except when it played the song...bu it was hilarious!!! XDDD

[truewarriorgod10000]

"Never kill." *long silence

Not much of an assassin's guild, then, now is it? XD

[ChihuahuaLover9991]

but honestly lucien.....are you sure those are the right tenets? jeez i just wantedto hear the 5 tenets

[ChihuahuaLover9991]

"to do so is to invoke the wrath of your sisters fathers mothers brother"

"one....two....one....two.thre­e.four........................­.....one.two.three.four.fiivve­e....five.four.two.three.two.o­ne."

"to do so is to invoke the wrath of your mother."

"tenet..tenet..tenet..tenet..*­***"

never steal the kill of a dark brotherhood superior*reereereereereereeree­*"

my favorite quotes

[MoonBabyhowl]

"tennent...tenent...tennet...t­enn- FUCK"

[bongofinland]

man i smoked an 8ball of crack by myself and almost died but a pound son thats epic. goddamnit i gotta go shit now

[LikeOMGbabyTV]

umm..brie anyone?? :D

[VinzZissou78]

tennet....tennet.....tennet...­.....tennet...

[wayne388]

When I played this game the first time last fall and met Lucien Lachance, I immediately thought of this video.

[krox17]

R.I.P

[Moonguard257]

Wow this is funny! Not. Idiots!

[deadricbunghole]

Kill the night mother, to NEVER do so... ROFL

[GinShira]

Never kill. XD

[juggalojack13]

Sister's father's mother's brother.. Great uncle. Think of it like: If said father is your sister's father, and your sister is your genetic sister, that means he's your father too. So that makes it your father's mother's brother. Then, your father's mother is obviously your grandmother, so that makes it your grandmother. Then, your grandmother's brother, your great uncle.

Ironically mine died about a month ago. O-o

[AegisAegus]

The five tenets are as follows... tenet, tenet, tenet, tenet, f**ktenet.

[riotpolic112]

you better not or we will kick you out of the clan lol

[SANDMAN78308]

Lucien went awesome and look what happened.

[MrKaine777]

what is that face

[FoolishInnocent]

the "AWESOME" face...

[MrKaine777]

thank you my life is now compleate (spell fuck)

[Incogneatus]

Lucien lost his godamn mind.

[Jyggorath]

AWESOME~~~

[mrperson1234567890]

the messed up thing about this guild is that once your accepted you complete alot of assasinations after that lucien requests you meet him he askes you to do a purification and slaughter everyone at the sancutuary

[FoolishInnocent]

Also, SPOILER ALERT.

[Chameleonardodavinci]

Thank you,I was two seconds away from reading that.

[TheGrayFish]

Really? That's the messed up thing? Not the fact that you kill a guy, cut off his finger, and then give it the the guy's successor? Or the time you pray on people's fear, eventually deceiving one of the last two to kill the other? Oh yeah.. Spoiler Alert

(Not meant as an insult if taken that way)

[dinkylieksvids]

This is win just for having 30STM in it.

[mastercool59]

nice job drew :p dude the reereeree part could be used as the beat in a stupid song

[juanitomarihuanito]

Hahahaaha fantastic!

[jokemasterslifer]

Reminds me of Waldfield and G-Man.

[mrperson1234567890]

Fuckin Hilarious!

[FoolishInnocent]

No.

[xnightkillerx]

Haha great ending.

[AnonymousWillDestroy]

Not enough Oblivion poops.

Moar plox.

[wayne388]

Invoke the wrath of the Sith! XD

[mortalkombatfan7]

lol hella funny!!!!!!

[froggycompany]

oh ship

[drummer192837]

5 4 2 3 2 1 funny as hell