(cont previous comment) That is how responsibility works, that is the very definition of responsibility. The ONLY way you can justify this is by saying the cult mantra "the leader is always good"
God put children in a room with poisonous candy , a manipulative sociopath he just created himself and then he stands behind the curtain going "i wonder what will happen next".
God could have taken actions to prevent this, if you could have taken actions to prevent something, knew in advanced or should have known the outcome, and you did not take those action, you are responsible... I was not even born, there were no actions i could have taken to prevent this, so i can not be taken responsible
It's funny how people can believe, that god has "free will" as a valid excuse to punish people, but then punishes people anyway even for things they had nothing to do with.
I mean no child born after the fall had any control over the event... So where does the free will come in?...
@pegasusfreedom ""after the fall had any control over the event""
1. You get to choose evil or God. Which is Gods will or ur own will and Gods glory or your own glory.
2. Adam chose from a state of neutrality. You choose from a state of evil.
3. You get to choose after having laready experienced evil.
4. Adam chose to experience evil(the knowledge of good and evil was experiential knowledge). You wouldve done the same thing if u were in the same situation.
@j919or If you don't believe in hell that's already a good thing, most Christians do sadly enough.
But still, a benevolent god is incompatible with hell and/or original sin, To curse someone for what he MIGHT do or for what someone els did, is not right... Sure, you can find excuses for it, but so does everyone else with a different religion and their inconsistencies.
@pegasusfreedom I believe in (entrust myself to) Jesus and Jesus said that hell was real. So I take Jesus' word for it.
God is benevolent to those that believe. And He works all things together for their good. Those that dont believe are doomed and there is nothing good that waits them. Satan and demons are doomed to and there is no hope for them. Yall have the slim hope that yall might admit ur evil and that God alone is good and then entrust urselves to Him to defeat ur evil self.
@pegasusfreedom If you wanna catch a theif, set him up by planting some merchandise in a place where he can grab it. Police disguise themselves as drug buyers and as prostitutes in order to catch criminals.
God tests us all to catch us in our lack of love for God. He does this in order to teach us not to jail us. Some wont learn though and spend their lives and later their eternities in independence from God which equals outerdarkness and weeping and gnashing of teeth.
@pegasusfreedom The flaw is that we dont want to do what he wants bc we dont love Him. God cant create us to love Him, we need to choose it. But without that love everything is in chaos. So God lets us go our way and thereby teaches us that returning to Him is the best way.
@j919or Humans are flawed, that's all i needed to hear :D .... You can not demand a puppy to love you, you can no demand your children to love you.... you can not threaten them with eternal torture and say that they have to love you...OR ELSE..... You suspend your morality when it comes to the cult leader, becasue the cult leader can do no wrong...
@j919or I"m sorry buddy, but i am more righteous than your god, simply because i would not allow people to "fall in" (send to) hell for being born in the wrong religion... "God is benevolent only to those that believe"... That is called conditional love at best, my stepdad analogy still stands, the only reason you say it is wrong, is because god is God and a stepdad just a human, but might does not make right, and that is the ONLY difference between them.
Nah. Its not about religion its about choosing self/ego or God. Do want to control ur life or do you want God to control ur life.
Jesus is the only one that taught Gods indwelling presence for those that believe and seek God. Abraham was called by God without any religion and he believed and God made Abraham righteous and heaven bound.
Yall just want independence from God but not the inherent consequences of such foolishness.
@j919or Nononono, please... people in other religions believe in their religion for the same reasons that you believe in yours, because they really hope it is the truth... They don't believe in your god and then choose to go to hell, that is a ridicules claim and what any cult member would think about the rest outside the cult....
@pegasusfreedom ""believe in their religion for the same reasons""
This is raw ignorance. Try supporting it with fact. You cant. Believers in most religions do their religion to appease God, yet they desire to stay distant from God. While a true believer has God working in Him and admits that he can do nothing to appease God's for Jesus has done that and He by faith embraces Gods presence and forgivenss and then lets God do as He pleases in his life out of love not fear for to him....
It was the perfect test and the only way to teach us not to trust ourselves and to trust and seek Gods will, no matter how it appears to our experience. ALso, another b ig heads up is that the creator is alway better than what he makes and yet ppl all over think that the parts of the universe that God made is more beautiful and powerful and awesome thah he is. That is at the root of human delusion.
Ok foolish blind ones.You follow this lying pied piper, and thats your choice. Im not talking ot you.Im talking ot those that want the boldness truth not the comfort of the dark
1. They had the knowledge of good and evil...objectively bc God told them
2/ They didnt have the experiential knowledge of the difference between good and evil
3. They wouldnt take Gods word for it and so they had to experience it for themselves and trust in their own expereince.
That would make a great video! Show all the shit god puts Adam & Eve through, then how he curses all of us who didn't have shit to do with it, then the last thing we see is a natural storm roll up and lightning blows away his precious fuckin tree. I'd love to see that. But it would have to be done in a way that people wouldn't mistake the lightning bolt for god's doing. That could be done with a bit of creativity.
seriously, I think that's a cool idea, if it's done just right.
The Fall of Man couldn't have been the First Evil.Adam and Even had no idea what evil was.It was a foreign concept.They may have disobeyed God,but they didn't know it was wrong.It can only be wrong if disobeying authority is inherently wrong.And that sounds like justification by a tyrant to remain tyrannical...
Or it's simply a metaphor for the loss of innonence.But take it literally,and you get the former
@gallileotheguineapig Exactamente...one cannot know that it is good to obey commands from a random guy who created you unless you know what is good and what is bad. If you have no clue what good and evil are, then you have absolutely no basis for knowing if obeying God is right or wrong. In Adam's and Eve's fictional brains, there was no knowledge of morality, so obeying and disobeying were equally viable options. Who knows...it could have turned out that DISOBEYING was the right option!
@viciouskittykat On the 6th day goD created mankind, on the 7th day lord goD created Adam & Eve. The beginning is all god this and that, but it switches to lord god for A & E and most thereafter. There is also a theory that the lord god fellow is Satan and that Jesus is of Satan's lineage. It is all bullshit, but there it is.
Hey now, why ya down on cocksuckers? They're performing a valuable service. ;-)
The plot of the Adam & Eve story doesn't make sense if God is all-knowing, or even just reasonably intelligent. But if Daddy is an irresponsible, narcissistic, abusive little shit, the story clicks together pretty well.
The only reason I can think of, as to why anyone would worship a god like that is... familiarity. Probably why he appeals to former addicts and victims of abuse.
Who were the 13 cock suckers that didn't like that vid. Give 'em to me and I'll do something that the Christians like to talk about alot. Send 'em straight to Hell.
***My Favorite Pick Up Line*** "Uh hey there gorgeous! So I just got out of prison last week and I think you're really pretty! You seem really sweet too! I don't suppose you'd want to go somewhere and like f*ck or something would you?" "Oh okay then, well could I get your number at least then?" PS LOVED THE VIDEO! GREAT JOB! YOU R AWESOME!
@CultOfDusty, Dammit! And here I was trying to be humorous.
Anyways, it was satire -- I thought that would have been obvious from the use of blasphemy.
All God's actions in The Story of the Fall are pretty absurd, but making clothes for Adam and Eve while dishing out such extreme punishments clearly marks him out as schizophrenic.
@GlasgowDude00 Dammit. Sorry dude. It's so hard to tell sarcasm from reality with Christians. I even went to your channel before I responded to try to make sure you were really a Christian.
I hate fucking responding to sarcastic comments like they are real. Makes me look like an idiot. Thanks a lot dude! =)
@GlasgowDude00 it's a bit like a street thug beating the living crap out of you with an aluminium baseball bat and then giving you an M&M afterwards! Only a lot worse! Yep, that's real compassion.
@GlasgowDude00 ""while dishing out such extreme punishments""
Nah. But thank you for letting us all know how utterly absent of the ability to think clearlyyou are. Those werent punishments they were restraints on evil aimed at driving us out of evil and towards a connection to God. Everyone of them is aimed at producing true repentance which has always been Gods goal for mankind.
@GlasgowDude00 Simple, I don t know how this works with child birth but with the difficulty of work draws us to ask God for help. I remember times where I couldnt take work anymore and then God spoke to me and said "Let me do it " and I did. Instantly the work turned into joy and I suddenly was speedy and efficient in my work. I learned that day that God does everything better. So im learning to let God live my life in all ways. BTW, He took me from the infinite worst to the infinite best.
Perhaps, but im totally content with that if it were so. I dont think so bc God demonstrated great love even after those alleged pawn became useless. And if ultimately God wanted to show how great his love is, I have no problem being the recepient of that love.
PS. A&E are better off after they sin and are forgiven and restored, then ever before. Same with me and all other believers.
Yes it is. Extreme pain that is then released. ANd a new life is produced resulting in extreme joy.
I had extreme loneliness and pain which was released. And the life of God came into me resulting in extreme joy. And that experience was just the beginning. Just ask Him to do whatever it takes to make a believer out of u. Its so worth it and time is running out.
@GlasgowDude00 Of course God could have warned that there was a serpent, another of his creations out there, who was going to try and tempt them. Being omnipotent and all and putting the serpent in the garden in the first place, there's not way he could have not seen that coming. Or hey, how about even telling them about the existence of temptation? That could have helped.
@GlasgowDude00 Granted, the making of the clothes out of skins thing was nice. So much more practical than say, making humans more resistant to cold in the first place. Of course, Adam and Eve probably had better things to worry about, such as where the hell their kid's wives came from.
@GlasgowDude00 Hahaha....what made it forbidden? God supposedly designed them not to know right from wrong. Thus, there was no reason to obey or disobey God's orders. He gave them no reason to know which was the preferred option. Commands mean nothing to someone who doesn't know right from wrong. Expecting someone to know that it is right to obey the command of your creator when you designed them not to is like giving an exam on material never covered in a class and then failing everyone.
@GlasgowDude00 Funny how you use your god's name in vain to try and prove his very existence... boy, he must be mad at you now! Or are you gonna throw some soppy line from the Bible to justify it? "For thou art only to useth my name in vain when thou art faced with enemies of the Lord. AMEN!"
P.S: That was not a real quote from the Bible. Just an example of how ridiculous it is.
@5Element4, I'm unsure what you mean by "not a real quote from the Bible". Which Bible are you referring to? It's actually from the New International Version Bible, and I used it because it's snappier than the KJV Genesis 3:21.
@GlasgowDude00 lol youtube should have a big warning on the front page saying "sarcasm or satire wont work in text format" ive tried it myself....it never works
I really love how the Christians are reacting to all the scientific theories slowly proving to deny the very existance of omnipotent being, Christians (especially the ones in Vetican) they slowly admit the thories of evolution even though it means falsifying their bible's teaching, and people use God's name to discrminate againt blacks, jews, and gays this just proves that God is nothing more than a mere tool for our own advantages.
@atttt5 Scientists have just become better at lying and contriving "evidence." But that is the nature within man. The natural man's mind is an emnity with God. It loves to believe anything that is not the truth, no matter how bizarre it is.
@savedbyjesusblood Christians are the real ones that hard hiding and lying by using faith, what is faith? Faith is some sort of dependence caused by insecurity of human beings, which is not caused by scientists and their theories, but it is caused among ourselves. And by combineing our knowledge on our natural tendency to hope for a omnipotent being, and also a help from a science, it is easy for us to see the truth. And so far Christianity has not provided any solid evidence about anything.
@savedbyjesusblood BWA HA HA HA you Fairy Tale Believer is going to talk about lying? Some old dudes bullshit some people into believing Man was first, BULLSHIT SEXIST GARBAGE, a talking Snake,(Must have smoked a lot of herbs) and an Apple that gave knowledge... a god that commited adulty with a married woman that gave birth to a bastard child, which is a sin,(unless ur god...lmao) .. Nothing you can say be taken seriously at all LMFAO
@LucifersAvenger1982 coming from someone who has an inverted pentagram in a double circle for their profile picture it is pretty obvious what spirit you are of.
@chaoszieg Ha ha, I find your latest rebuttal to savedbyjesusblood's rhetorical mumbo jumbo to be a sly-witted, succinct summation of his own backwards thinking. I, for one, would like to appreciate your taking the time to debate with him in this manner. :)
@chaoszieg And God would not be a loving God if he did not punish evil. You have a god of your own making and clearly Dusty has no understanding of the real God of the Bible.
he also wouldnt be a loving god, if he's the god of the bible. anyone who knows what love is, would never say burning someone, cutting them, pulling their fingernails out, and torturing them as a just punishment. Nor would anyone do that to someone they love for a single second, for any crime. Your god seems just fine with torture forever, making him the most evil and disgusting character ever imagined
@ytbabbler No. Atheists are not good people. Like everyone else on the planet they have been extremely wicked towards a perfect, holy God. God in his mercy handed His own Son over to death to take the punishment of men's sins. If men, who deserve nothing but eternal punishment, refuse to reject the love and mercy of God then they have no one to blame except themselves.
@savedbyjesusblood Well, I mean nothing bad if I ask you to check your mental health , you can't see whats real or not.
Don't you folks think Jesus IS God , and then God sent "his own son to die, even if God should be eternal and can't die. And what mercy , no atheists require blood sacrifice , it's you cult members that are so fixated of death and torture.
If your God existed, and was so damn good and perfect, he should just make it right. Eternal torture for not love a tyrant, get real :-)
@savedbyjesusblood You have told me that you once thought that the bible was a book of fairy tales, and now you have "found" God. If this is true then you must believe that God has somehow forgiven you for your sin of "reject(ing) the love and mercy of God", in your own words. This then begs the question: If God couldn't forgive Adam and Eve for their "sin", then why do you think that He will forgive you for yours?
Wake up please, you believe in completely nonsense child stories, can't you see it.
Well, I understand you do your best to avoid any information that can make you understand that you are brainwashed , thats just a part of it, but give it a chance, the video watch?v=pbrBVvtCifw is a very good example that you can't love as we others can. You are a slave to a religion, not free.
@ytbabbler Wait. How does evolution proove that Adam and Eve never existed? that common ancestor crud? Just because something was alive back then dosent mean it was "pre evolved" humans.
@OnlyTubenami Adam and Eve never existed in a form that even semblences to human these days since human did not take a form that we are today until few thousands years, which falifies the theory of Adam and Eve that has been created in God's own image (who is Jesus, which looks very human), if God was real, he would be a monkey or very chimpanzee alike since the first human he ever made was a monkey from his own image
Thing is.... God told them specifically: DO NOT EAT OF THAT TREE OR YOU WILL DIE. God gave them fair warning, but Eve allowed herself to be minipulated by the snake.
@Korkzor God told Adam the consequenses of eating that fruit. The fact that god said: eat it, You will die. Should have been more than enough reason not too eat that fruit. While they didnt know they were being disobidient, it was still wrong because god warned them. Like if you do drugs, and your kids mimic your actions and get caught. They can say all they want: Well, i didnt know it was wrong, because my parents do it too. It would still be against the law.
@chaoszieg God wasnt just talking about physical death. He was also talking about spiritual death . First, they died in the spirit ( by disobeying His command). Then they died in the physical sense. because serving God is not a sin, i believe God put in them an understanding of how to serve him.
Blaming Adam for original sin is like me throwing my 3 younger children out of the house because my oldest made his first mistake as a toddler. Fantastic method of thinking!
Also, I love how Christians believe this nonsense with talking snakes, Eve being born of Adam's rib, Jesus dying and being resurrected yet they think other people's beliefs (or lack of) are ridiculous, black magick and evil. Just wonderful logic from people who think jesus is coming back to bring his fans to heaven.
My research suggests Adam and Eve are makeovers of Enkidu and Shamhat of the Epic of Gilgamesh, Saidu the Hunter was recast as Yahweh-Elohim (God) who presented Eve (Shamhat) to Adam (Enkidu) with the intent of her bringing about his _FALL and REMOVAL FROM Edin/Eden_, by her supplanting his animal companions (antelope and wild cattle) at edin's watering hole 3 days journey into the wilderness near Uruk. If interested checkout my videos. Enkidu's _FALL_ was recast as Adam's _FALL_.
@OnlyTubenami No it came last. About 560 BC whereas Gilgamesh came first at 1800 BC . The Hebrews recast Enkidu and Shamhat and Saidu and made them into Adam, Eve and Yahweh (God). Just Google Enkidu Adam, Eve Shamhat, Saidu Yahweh.
cult of dusty is my fucking youtube hero! man this shit is off the hook. I watched the moohamed one, and about to watch more of his videos. This shit is too funny.
Seemed to me the story of Adam and Eve was a parable regarding the sexual act. Forbidden fruit and an evil snake...eating the apple made them realize they were naked...hmm...what does that sound like to you?
Sucky part is that Eve shared something wonderful with Adam...and women get fucked (not the fun way) from Genesis on thru the whole book because God was not pleased.
Way to go for sharing...Madonna/Whore Complex much...
@skeletonmom I wonder if we lived in a matriarchy if the first man would be blamed for sharing the forbidden cucumber given to him by a talking bunny or something.
@GoblinXXX - Heee, hee-love it! Maybe. I think there were Goddess cults at one time in history in certain places of the world. There are some things written of it-not much survived the changeover. We probably would be very shocked and entertained at the stuff they came up with-for good or bad.
Good points Adam. You lucky shit. A nice garden, great fruit everywhere, talking snakes(probably as a result of the tainted fruit making you guys hallucinate) nobody around to worry about clothing, nudist camp and all. You are a lucky shit, dude.
What color of skin did you guys have? Was Eve Asian? That would have been real cool. How about you? Did god endow you big time? Was Eve a virgin or did god do her first(to see if she was tight)? So many questions to ask.
creepy eyes but love your YouTubes Dusty!!!
62wyo 3 weeks ago
(cont previous comment) That is how responsibility works, that is the very definition of responsibility. The ONLY way you can justify this is by saying the cult mantra "the leader is always good"
pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
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God put children in a room with poisonous candy , a manipulative sociopath he just created himself and then he stands behind the curtain going "i wonder what will happen next".
God could have taken actions to prevent this, if you could have taken actions to prevent something, knew in advanced or should have known the outcome, and you did not take those action, you are responsible... I was not even born, there were no actions i could have taken to prevent this, so i can not be taken responsible
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pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo #dead
ItsSandyCheeks 3 months ago
It's funny how people can believe, that god has "free will" as a valid excuse to punish people, but then punishes people anyway even for things they had nothing to do with.
I mean no child born after the fall had any control over the event... So where does the free will come in?...
pegasusfreedom 3 months ago
@pegasusfreedom ""after the fall had any control over the event""
1. You get to choose evil or God. Which is Gods will or ur own will and Gods glory or your own glory.
2. Adam chose from a state of neutrality. You choose from a state of evil.
3. You get to choose after having laready experienced evil.
4. Adam chose to experience evil(the knowledge of good and evil was experiential knowledge). You wouldve done the same thing if u were in the same situation.
j919or 1 month ago
@j919or That sounds like the justification of an abusive stepdad.
"You get to choose between obeying me or disobeying me, so the results are your own."
"Your sister choose to experience disobedience, you would have chosen the same thing, therefor i will punish you for her crimes too...."
Saying that "every puppy i breed disobeys me therefor i get to torture them all as much as i want." is BS... no contest...
pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
@pegasusfreedom False analogy since God is the creator and any human father is not, therefore to resist God is to resist the creative order.
. God does not send any of his children to hell. All His children go to heaven
j919or 1 month ago
@j919or If you don't believe in hell that's already a good thing, most Christians do sadly enough.
But still, a benevolent god is incompatible with hell and/or original sin, To curse someone for what he MIGHT do or for what someone els did, is not right... Sure, you can find excuses for it, but so does everyone else with a different religion and their inconsistencies.
pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
@pegasusfreedom I believe in (entrust myself to) Jesus and Jesus said that hell was real. So I take Jesus' word for it.
God is benevolent to those that believe. And He works all things together for their good. Those that dont believe are doomed and there is nothing good that waits them. Satan and demons are doomed to and there is no hope for them. Yall have the slim hope that yall might admit ur evil and that God alone is good and then entrust urselves to Him to defeat ur evil self.
j919or 1 month ago
@j919or So let me get this straight.... I could not have made a different choice than Adam, no one could? so No choice = free will?
We are punished for a crime we did not commit, nor could have avoided if we would have had the chance... Yet this is just?
A punishment for a crime not committed is wrong.. yet when your cult leader does it, is is right, because the cult leader is always right...
pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
@pegasusfreedom If you wanna catch a theif, set him up by planting some merchandise in a place where he can grab it. Police disguise themselves as drug buyers and as prostitutes in order to catch criminals.
God tests us all to catch us in our lack of love for God. He does this in order to teach us not to jail us. Some wont learn though and spend their lives and later their eternities in independence from God which equals outerdarkness and weeping and gnashing of teeth.
j919or 1 month ago
@j919or So we are flawed by design and the only way we can improve if we do exactly what he wants?
pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
@pegasusfreedom The flaw is that we dont want to do what he wants bc we dont love Him. God cant create us to love Him, we need to choose it. But without that love everything is in chaos. So God lets us go our way and thereby teaches us that returning to Him is the best way.
j919or 1 month ago
@j919or Humans are flawed, that's all i needed to hear :D .... You can not demand a puppy to love you, you can no demand your children to love you.... you can not threaten them with eternal torture and say that they have to love you...OR ELSE..... You suspend your morality when it comes to the cult leader, becasue the cult leader can do no wrong...
pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
@j919or I"m sorry buddy, but i am more righteous than your god, simply because i would not allow people to "fall in" (send to) hell for being born in the wrong religion... "God is benevolent only to those that believe"... That is called conditional love at best, my stepdad analogy still stands, the only reason you say it is wrong, is because god is God and a stepdad just a human, but might does not make right, and that is the ONLY difference between them.
pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
@pegasusfreedom ""born in the wrong religion""
Nah. Its not about religion its about choosing self/ego or God. Do want to control ur life or do you want God to control ur life.
Jesus is the only one that taught Gods indwelling presence for those that believe and seek God. Abraham was called by God without any religion and he believed and God made Abraham righteous and heaven bound.
Yall just want independence from God but not the inherent consequences of such foolishness.
j919or 1 month ago
@j919or Nononono, please... people in other religions believe in their religion for the same reasons that you believe in yours, because they really hope it is the truth... They don't believe in your god and then choose to go to hell, that is a ridicules claim and what any cult member would think about the rest outside the cult....
pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
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@pegasusfreedom ""believe in their religion for the same reasons""
This is raw ignorance. Try supporting it with fact. You cant. Believers in most religions do their religion to appease God, yet they desire to stay distant from God. While a true believer has God working in Him and admits that he can do nothing to appease God's for Jesus has done that and He by faith embraces Gods presence and forgivenss and then lets God do as He pleases in his life out of love not fear for to him....
j919or 1 month ago
@pegasusfreedom ........heaven is a present reality and with that future guaranteed
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pegasusfreedom 1 month ago
It was the perfect test and the only way to teach us not to trust ourselves and to trust and seek Gods will, no matter how it appears to our experience. ALso, another b ig heads up is that the creator is alway better than what he makes and yet ppl all over think that the parts of the universe that God made is more beautiful and powerful and awesome thah he is. That is at the root of human delusion.
j919or 4 months ago
4. Everyon e does the same thing to this day
j919or 4 months ago
Ok foolish blind ones.You follow this lying pied piper, and thats your choice. Im not talking ot you.Im talking ot those that want the boldness truth not the comfort of the dark
1. They had the knowledge of good and evil...objectively bc God told them
2/ They didnt have the experiential knowledge of the difference between good and evil
3. They wouldnt take Gods word for it and so they had to experience it for themselves and trust in their own expereince.
j919or 4 months ago
love how u ridicule those christians...
MrSpadeofAce 4 months ago
sigh
balleand 5 months ago
I love these videos-keep making them.
Brambledemon 5 months ago in playlist More videos from CultOfDusty
Shouldnt the video end with the tree being stuck by lightning?
AnitoPictures 6 months ago
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That would make a great video! Show all the shit god puts Adam & Eve through, then how he curses all of us who didn't have shit to do with it, then the last thing we see is a natural storm roll up and lightning blows away his precious fuckin tree. I'd love to see that. But it would have to be done in a way that people wouldn't mistake the lightning bolt for god's doing. That could be done with a bit of creativity.
seriously, I think that's a cool idea, if it's done just right.
Cootabux 6 months ago
@rocksolidsnake1ify yes it did..... it was IN FACT apples...they were apples, get over yourself
TheFlames376 6 months ago
Get dat ass, Adam.
ImpendingDay 7 months ago
my kids had some problems, i admit it? lmaooooo
GodsArePeopleToo 8 months ago
Did you just call God a dickhead?.....
BabyLuisify 8 months ago
Should have beeen a gay voice on this one
generatrix999 8 months ago
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GlasgowDude00 8 months ago
The entire Garden of Eden story makes no sense whatsoever. That people still believe this mythological fairytale to be real blows my mind.
viridismonasteriense 9 months ago
You rock
calmreason 10 months ago
The Fall of Man couldn't have been the First Evil.Adam and Even had no idea what evil was.It was a foreign concept.They may have disobeyed God,but they didn't know it was wrong.It can only be wrong if disobeying authority is inherently wrong.And that sounds like justification by a tyrant to remain tyrannical...
Or it's simply a metaphor for the loss of innonence.But take it literally,and you get the former
gallileotheguineapig 10 months ago 3
@gallileotheguineapig Exactamente...one cannot know that it is good to obey commands from a random guy who created you unless you know what is good and what is bad. If you have no clue what good and evil are, then you have absolutely no basis for knowing if obeying God is right or wrong. In Adam's and Eve's fictional brains, there was no knowledge of morality, so obeying and disobeying were equally viable options. Who knows...it could have turned out that DISOBEYING was the right option!
Ledwix 9 months ago
@gallileotheguineapig Yeah, just like Abraham should've told God to go fuck himself when he asked him to kill and burn his only son.
viridismonasteriense 9 months ago
who did adam and eve's kids make babies with?
viciouskittykat 10 months ago
@viciouskittykat On the 6th day goD created mankind, on the 7th day lord goD created Adam & Eve. The beginning is all god this and that, but it switches to lord god for A & E and most thereafter. There is also a theory that the lord god fellow is Satan and that Jesus is of Satan's lineage. It is all bullshit, but there it is.
ShaggyShagz13 10 months ago
my favorite pick up line sounds like this -THUD- -dragging noises-
mattakudesu 10 months ago
Holy crap dude, that's f'ing hilarious!! You should be a comedian and focus all your jokes on the absurdity of Christianity. I can't stop laughing...
ANTHATESYOMAMA 10 months ago
Hey now, why ya down on cocksuckers? They're performing a valuable service. ;-)
The plot of the Adam & Eve story doesn't make sense if God is all-knowing, or even just reasonably intelligent. But if Daddy is an irresponsible, narcissistic, abusive little shit, the story clicks together pretty well.
The only reason I can think of, as to why anyone would worship a god like that is... familiarity. Probably why he appeals to former addicts and victims of abuse.
Rabboleth 11 months ago 2
Who were the 13 cock suckers that didn't like that vid. Give 'em to me and I'll do something that the Christians like to talk about alot. Send 'em straight to Hell.
BgbadWulof 1 year ago
@BgbadWulof make that 14 cunt
TheONeVoiCEOfReaSOn 11 months ago
@TheONeVoiCEOfReaSOn I see religion has taught you some fine manners.
ShaggyShagz13 10 months ago
@ShaggyShagz13 who said i was religious?
TheONeVoiCEOfReaSOn 10 months ago
Love your videos dusty! Still criminally low views though. Has mankind lost their sense of humor?
pololopo23 1 year ago
this is cool now make one of abraham and the virgin mary this is so hilarious
lumbanraja2 1 year ago
seriously dude, you should be like a professional atheist comedian. you would be so freaking popular.
mattakudesu 1 year ago 8
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GlasgowDude00 1 year ago
Fairy Tales = Great
hirakuthedemon 1 year ago
check out Mr.Deity, very funny.
Sourpusscandy 1 year ago
@1deanwdaniel,
Leviticus 4:13-14
"I feel pretty, oh, so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and bright!"
GlasgowDude00 1 year ago
GOD IS A COCKSUCKER!
BWEEBLAST 1 year ago
another thing why did god leave the devil or snake on earth among his kids, a loving parent wouldn't put the devil in the same place as his kids
siwooot 1 year ago
its weird coz i was just saying stuff like this last week
siwooot 1 year ago
@mrabuckten and KrimsonGray,
Leviticus 4:12:
"He who reads only one comment, shall surely burn in ignorance."
GlasgowDude00 1 year ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYYYY !!!! thanks for makin' this ...
MegaRobin321 1 year ago
you need sooo many more views... these are the kinds of videos i would make if i made the :P
Leadman1989 1 year ago
Say there, ClitisDusty thats some good razzin your puttin on the lord thing...did you make that up yourself? you sure are a smart one...
SuperOldfart1 1 year ago
"go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before TUBE, type in "win" then press enter
ashkore 1 year ago
@ashkore its a scam
lambitron3000 1 year ago
***My Favorite Pick Up Line*** "Uh hey there gorgeous! So I just got out of prison last week and I think you're really pretty! You seem really sweet too! I don't suppose you'd want to go somewhere and like f*ck or something would you?" "Oh okay then, well could I get your number at least then?" PS LOVED THE VIDEO! GREAT JOB! YOU R AWESOME!
Maeberry21 1 year ago
@Maeberry21 Thanks girl. That one hell of a pick up line. =)
CultOfDusty 1 year ago
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Jesus f*cking Christ.
You atheists just don't get it. Adam and Eve were told eating the fruit was forbidden. They deserved to be punished.
This video also forgets to mention Genesis 3:21. Just before Adam and Eve leave the Garden, God shows how much He loved them:
"The LORD God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife, and clothed them."
It was cold outside the Garden. Freezing. Adam and Eve would have died from hypothermia. God thinking about this proves how much He cared.
GlasgowDude00 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 I also heard that the Easter bunny was there too and he knitted Adam a sweater!
Also, in related news, you are a grown man who believes silly ancient fairy tales are true. Congratulations.
CultOfDusty 1 year ago 39
@CultOfDusty, Dammit! And here I was trying to be humorous.
Anyways, it was satire -- I thought that would have been obvious from the use of blasphemy.
All God's actions in The Story of the Fall are pretty absurd, but making clothes for Adam and Eve while dishing out such extreme punishments clearly marks him out as schizophrenic.
The guy’s a nutcase.
GlasgowDude00 1 year ago 19
@GlasgowDude00 Dammit. Sorry dude. It's so hard to tell sarcasm from reality with Christians. I even went to your channel before I responded to try to make sure you were really a Christian.
I hate fucking responding to sarcastic comments like they are real. Makes me look like an idiot. Thanks a lot dude! =)
CultOfDusty 1 year ago 15
@CultOfDusty, lol. You're right, it is difficult to tell the difference.
I'll need to work on my satire.
I'm enjoying the videos. Keep up the good work!
GlasgowDude00 1 year ago
@CultOfDusty maybe cos u are an idiot??
TheONeVoiCEOfReaSOn 11 months ago
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@CultOfDusty Don't be sorry!!! Because you didn't realizing it was sarcasm I got to read the most epic comments ever.
"I also heard that the Easter bunny was there too and he knitted Adam a sweater!"
Strictlypointless 5 months ago
@GlasgowDude00 it's a bit like a street thug beating the living crap out of you with an aluminium baseball bat and then giving you an M&M afterwards! Only a lot worse! Yep, that's real compassion.
uncleboring 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 ""while dishing out such extreme punishments""
Nah. But thank you for letting us all know how utterly absent of the ability to think clearlyyou are. Those werent punishments they were restraints on evil aimed at driving us out of evil and towards a connection to God. Everyone of them is aimed at producing true repentance which has always been Gods goal for mankind.
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or Child birth and manual labour are not punishments, but restraints on evil? Could you please explain that.
Also, if God's goal for mankind has always been to produce true repentance, does that mean Adam and Eve were created as mere pawns?
GlasgowDude00 4 months ago
@GlasgowDude00 Simple, I don t know how this works with child birth but with the difficulty of work draws us to ask God for help. I remember times where I couldnt take work anymore and then God spoke to me and said "Let me do it " and I did. Instantly the work turned into joy and I suddenly was speedy and efficient in my work. I learned that day that God does everything better. So im learning to let God live my life in all ways. BTW, He took me from the infinite worst to the infinite best.
j919or 4 months ago
@j919or You could argue that child birth is something similar: extreme pain followed by extreme joy.
What about my question regarding Adam and Eve, though?
GlasgowDude00 4 months ago
@GlasgowDude00 ""Adam and Eve created as mere pawns"
Perhaps, but im totally content with that if it were so. I dont think so bc God demonstrated great love even after those alleged pawn became useless. And if ultimately God wanted to show how great his love is, I have no problem being the recepient of that love.
PS. A&E are better off after they sin and are forgiven and restored, then ever before. Same with me and all other believers.
j919or 4 months ago
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@GlasgowDude00 "" child birth is something similar""
Yes it is. Extreme pain that is then released. ANd a new life is produced resulting in extreme joy.
I had extreme loneliness and pain which was released. And the life of God came into me resulting in extreme joy. And that experience was just the beginning. Just ask Him to do whatever it takes to make a believer out of u. Its so worth it and time is running out.
j919or 4 months ago
@GlasgowDude00 ??? i dont think its was ever freezing in Eastern Africa.
firaz7 1 year ago
@firaz7, It wasn't freezing in the Middle East, either.
Don't take it literally. It was a joke.
GlasgowDude00 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 Of course God could have warned that there was a serpent, another of his creations out there, who was going to try and tempt them. Being omnipotent and all and putting the serpent in the garden in the first place, there's not way he could have not seen that coming. Or hey, how about even telling them about the existence of temptation? That could have helped.
KrimsonGray 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 Granted, the making of the clothes out of skins thing was nice. So much more practical than say, making humans more resistant to cold in the first place. Of course, Adam and Eve probably had better things to worry about, such as where the hell their kid's wives came from.
KrimsonGray 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 forbidden would still be knowledge they wouldn't understand..
jesus fucking christ......you christian's don't get it....
you don't play evil trick's with your kid...... if you think that's ok then you deserve to be punished as well
1deanwdaniel 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 But you don't really believe this do you?
iversonmatthew 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 its all a fairy tale so who gives a fuck. also nice taking the lords name in vain. true christian retard
2BitterFucks 1 year ago
@2BitterFucks, Fuck you, atheist scum.
@iversonmatthew, Since it's Christmas time, here's one of my favourite quotes from the Old Testament:
Leviticus 415-16:
"Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost its wheel, and the Joker got away."
GlasgowDude00 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 wow real christian like of you. HAHA thers no god you're going to die alone and cold HA HA
2BitterFucks 1 year ago
@2BitterFucks, "thers no god you're going to die alone and cold HA HA"
What if I'm on fire when I die?
Ha!
GlasgowDude00 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 ......you just blew my fucking mind
2BitterFucks 1 year ago
@2BitterFucks, Satan's gonna get you. Oooooo....
GlasgowDude00 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00
LOLzzzzz, Man that was sarcastically funny.kudos.
dominant28 1 year ago
@GlasgowDude00 Hahaha....what made it forbidden? God supposedly designed them not to know right from wrong. Thus, there was no reason to obey or disobey God's orders. He gave them no reason to know which was the preferred option. Commands mean nothing to someone who doesn't know right from wrong. Expecting someone to know that it is right to obey the command of your creator when you designed them not to is like giving an exam on material never covered in a class and then failing everyone.
Ledwix 9 months ago
@GlasgowDude00 You Fairy Tale Believers just dont get it. it, is, not, real. Imaginary. Myth. Fake. human construct.
LucifersAvenger1982 9 months ago
@GlasgowDude00 Funny how you use your god's name in vain to try and prove his very existence... boy, he must be mad at you now! Or are you gonna throw some soppy line from the Bible to justify it? "For thou art only to useth my name in vain when thou art faced with enemies of the Lord. AMEN!"
P.S: That was not a real quote from the Bible. Just an example of how ridiculous it is.
5Element4 8 months ago
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@5Element4, I'm unsure what you mean by "not a real quote from the Bible". Which Bible are you referring to? It's actually from the New International Version Bible, and I used it because it's snappier than the KJV Genesis 3:21.
GlasgowDude00 8 months ago
@GlasgowDude00 lol youtube should have a big warning on the front page saying "sarcasm or satire wont work in text format" ive tried it myself....it never works
bigmanoooo1 7 months ago
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Cootabux 6 months ago
thx bro 4 makin more of these vids kick ass man
THE1MADMIKE 1 year ago
coincidentally ate an apple, while watching this :) OMG, I'm sorry :)
Estebanjo 1 year ago
I really love how the Christians are reacting to all the scientific theories slowly proving to deny the very existance of omnipotent being, Christians (especially the ones in Vetican) they slowly admit the thories of evolution even though it means falsifying their bible's teaching, and people use God's name to discrminate againt blacks, jews, and gays this just proves that God is nothing more than a mere tool for our own advantages.
atttt5 1 year ago
@atttt5 Scientists have just become better at lying and contriving "evidence." But that is the nature within man. The natural man's mind is an emnity with God. It loves to believe anything that is not the truth, no matter how bizarre it is.
savedbyjesusblood 1 year ago
@savedbyjesusblood Christians are the real ones that hard hiding and lying by using faith, what is faith? Faith is some sort of dependence caused by insecurity of human beings, which is not caused by scientists and their theories, but it is caused among ourselves. And by combineing our knowledge on our natural tendency to hope for a omnipotent being, and also a help from a science, it is easy for us to see the truth. And so far Christianity has not provided any solid evidence about anything.
atttt5 1 year ago 3
@savedbyjesusblood BWA HA HA HA you Fairy Tale Believer is going to talk about lying? Some old dudes bullshit some people into believing Man was first, BULLSHIT SEXIST GARBAGE, a talking Snake,(Must have smoked a lot of herbs) and an Apple that gave knowledge... a god that commited adulty with a married woman that gave birth to a bastard child, which is a sin,(unless ur god...lmao) .. Nothing you can say be taken seriously at all LMFAO
LucifersAvenger1982 1 year ago
@LucifersAvenger1982 coming from someone who has an inverted pentagram in a double circle for their profile picture it is pretty obvious what spirit you are of.
savedbyjesusblood 1 year ago
Lol. Nice perspective. We need a Noah's Ark version.
sagemakaiserxl 1 year ago
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@chaoszieg Ha ha, I find your latest rebuttal to savedbyjesusblood's rhetorical mumbo jumbo to be a sly-witted, succinct summation of his own backwards thinking. I, for one, would like to appreciate your taking the time to debate with him in this manner. :)
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TestMeatDollSteak 1 year ago
So this is me of me fame, and this is this video according to me!
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5*!!!!!
neonspec 1 year ago
Adam and Eve chose to believe Satan over God. Simple. There is no love without free will.
savedbyjesusblood 1 year ago
@savedbyjesusblood
there's no free will when your chooses are, obey me or I will torture you with pain beyond imagination.
chaoszieg 1 year ago
@chaoszieg And God would not be a loving God if he did not punish evil. You have a god of your own making and clearly Dusty has no understanding of the real God of the Bible.
savedbyjesusblood 1 year ago
@savedbyjesusblood
he also wouldnt be a loving god, if he's the god of the bible. anyone who knows what love is, would never say burning someone, cutting them, pulling their fingernails out, and torturing them as a just punishment. Nor would anyone do that to someone they love for a single second, for any crime. Your god seems just fine with torture forever, making him the most evil and disgusting character ever imagined
chaoszieg 1 year ago
@savedbyjesusblood He don't punish satan, but instead outsourced the torture job to him.
He don't punish rapers, murderers or pedo priests either, they all pray to Jesus and will be forgiven and saved.
The ones that you think deserve the ultimate punish is only we atheists, just normal peoples, mostly good and honest but don't believe what you do.
Is this Love? , what an amazing bull shit story.
ytbabbler 1 year ago
@ytbabbler No. Atheists are not good people. Like everyone else on the planet they have been extremely wicked towards a perfect, holy God. God in his mercy handed His own Son over to death to take the punishment of men's sins. If men, who deserve nothing but eternal punishment, refuse to reject the love and mercy of God then they have no one to blame except themselves.
savedbyjesusblood 1 year ago
@savedbyjesusblood Well, I mean nothing bad if I ask you to check your mental health , you can't see whats real or not.
Don't you folks think Jesus IS God , and then God sent "his own son to die, even if God should be eternal and can't die. And what mercy , no atheists require blood sacrifice , it's you cult members that are so fixated of death and torture.
If your God existed, and was so damn good and perfect, he should just make it right. Eternal torture for not love a tyrant, get real :-)
ytbabbler 1 year ago
@savedbyjesusblood You have told me that you once thought that the bible was a book of fairy tales, and now you have "found" God. If this is true then you must believe that God has somehow forgiven you for your sin of "reject(ing) the love and mercy of God", in your own words. This then begs the question: If God couldn't forgive Adam and Eve for their "sin", then why do you think that He will forgive you for yours?
TestMeatDollSteak 1 year ago
@savedbyjesusblood Adam and Eve never existed, evolution proves that.
Wake up please, you believe in completely nonsense child stories, can't you see it.
Well, I understand you do your best to avoid any information that can make you understand that you are brainwashed , thats just a part of it, but give it a chance, the video watch?v=pbrBVvtCifw is a very good example that you can't love as we others can. You are a slave to a religion, not free.
ytbabbler 1 year ago
@ytbabbler Wait. How does evolution proove that Adam and Eve never existed? that common ancestor crud? Just because something was alive back then dosent mean it was "pre evolved" humans.
OnlyTubenami 1 year ago
@OnlyTubenami Where do you all misinformed peoples come from?
Is it some training camp for ignorants somewhere?
ytbabbler 1 year ago
@OnlyTubenami Adam and Eve never existed in a form that even semblences to human these days since human did not take a form that we are today until few thousands years, which falifies the theory of Adam and Eve that has been created in God's own image (who is Jesus, which looks very human), if God was real, he would be a monkey or very chimpanzee alike since the first human he ever made was a monkey from his own image
atttt5 1 year ago
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TestMeatDollSteak 1 year ago
Haha dude you sound like Flanders' beatnik parents. This might have been funnier than the Jesus one!
E1985Man 1 year ago
Thing is.... God told them specifically: DO NOT EAT OF THAT TREE OR YOU WILL DIE. God gave them fair warning, but Eve allowed herself to be minipulated by the snake.
OnlyTubenami 1 year ago
@OnlyTubenami And if you dont know good and evil, how would you know that not following god´s command was bad?
Korkzor 1 year ago
@Korkzor God told Adam the consequenses of eating that fruit. The fact that god said: eat it, You will die. Should have been more than enough reason not too eat that fruit. While they didnt know they were being disobidient, it was still wrong because god warned them. Like if you do drugs, and your kids mimic your actions and get caught. They can say all they want: Well, i didnt know it was wrong, because my parents do it too. It would still be against the law.
OnlyTubenami 1 year ago
@OnlyTubenami
Except they didnt know what death was, since nothing ever died.
chaoszieg 1 year ago
@chaoszieg God wasnt just talking about physical death. He was also talking about spiritual death . First, they died in the spirit ( by disobeying His command). Then they died in the physical sense. because serving God is not a sin, i believe God put in them an understanding of how to serve him.
OnlyTubenami 1 year ago
@OnlyTubenami
again, if nothing has ever died, a threat of death is meaningless.
It is the equivalent of me saying to you, Gwah beeboo guvi nee.
Then setting you on fire and torturing you for not understanding what I just said,
chaoszieg 1 year ago
Adam, we don't blame you for the sins which you've so wrongly committed. But please tell the Father to go fuck Himself...
Voodoofreak35 1 year ago
Blaming Adam for original sin is like me throwing my 3 younger children out of the house because my oldest made his first mistake as a toddler. Fantastic method of thinking!
Also, I love how Christians believe this nonsense with talking snakes, Eve being born of Adam's rib, Jesus dying and being resurrected yet they think other people's beliefs (or lack of) are ridiculous, black magick and evil. Just wonderful logic from people who think jesus is coming back to bring his fans to heaven.
NocturnalAngel77 1 year ago
I miss Dusty. His facial expressions are priceless.
TVWriterGuy 1 year ago
You know... Adam sounds strikingly like the prophet Muhammad.
ugfabian 1 year ago
My comment is alway the same, Dusty, you just keep getting better.
bigpchamber 1 year ago
3 people are delusional
quisqueyatv 1 year ago
My research suggests Adam and Eve are makeovers of Enkidu and Shamhat of the Epic of Gilgamesh, Saidu the Hunter was recast as Yahweh-Elohim (God) who presented Eve (Shamhat) to Adam (Enkidu) with the intent of her bringing about his _FALL and REMOVAL FROM Edin/Eden_, by her supplanting his animal companions (antelope and wild cattle) at edin's watering hole 3 days journey into the wilderness near Uruk. If interested checkout my videos. Enkidu's _FALL_ was recast as Adam's _FALL_.
sapiensape 1 year ago
@sapiensape Didnt the bible come first?
OnlyTubenami 1 year ago
@OnlyTubenami No it came last. About 560 BC whereas Gilgamesh came first at 1800 BC . The Hebrews recast Enkidu and Shamhat and Saidu and made them into Adam, Eve and Yahweh (God). Just Google Enkidu Adam, Eve Shamhat, Saidu Yahweh.
sapiensape 1 year ago
@sapiensape Wow. Nimrod would be proud of you.
savedbyjesusblood 1 year ago
Chriiiiiiiiiiiissssss Haaannnsennn...
zeroireland 1 year ago
cult of dusty is my fucking youtube hero! man this shit is off the hook. I watched the moohamed one, and about to watch more of his videos. This shit is too funny.
halflifeproductionz 1 year ago
hahahaha great! :)
leevan50rrie 1 year ago
Your hard work is paying off Dusty. You have a lot of fans around the world. Can't wait for the next video.
apostatesspeak 1 year ago
cool
girlonlaptop 1 year ago
brilliant!!!!
rednecktrucker1969 1 year ago
see? you barely have to embellish at all for that shit to be really funny comedy material. ergo, God was a stand up comic.
gothatfunk 1 year ago
Shared the meme!
FIRSTGLADI8R 1 year ago
Damn that's funny shit.
mkmoloch 1 year ago
@mkmoloch You and I are obviously not watching the same video.
savedbyjesusblood 1 year ago
We look forward to hearing from Eve now about original sin!
sapiensape 1 year ago
@sapiensape - Please do it, Dusty! I am sure you can find a wonderful lady to do the voiceover...unless, you have THAT talent, too!!! LOL
skeletonmom 1 year ago
That was some good fucking fruit man! lol
T69bonez 1 year ago
I'd tap Eve.
barod1 1 year ago
Loved the video.
Seemed to me the story of Adam and Eve was a parable regarding the sexual act. Forbidden fruit and an evil snake...eating the apple made them realize they were naked...hmm...what does that sound like to you?
Sucky part is that Eve shared something wonderful with Adam...and women get fucked (not the fun way) from Genesis on thru the whole book because God was not pleased.
Way to go for sharing...Madonna/Whore Complex much...
skeletonmom 1 year ago
@skeletonmom I wonder if we lived in a matriarchy if the first man would be blamed for sharing the forbidden cucumber given to him by a talking bunny or something.
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
@GoblinXXX - Heee, hee-love it! Maybe. I think there were Goddess cults at one time in history in certain places of the world. There are some things written of it-not much survived the changeover. We probably would be very shocked and entertained at the stuff they came up with-for good or bad.
skeletonmom 1 year ago
Tooo funny and true! Great job Dusty.
quickpua 1 year ago
WHo knoew that Adam looked so much like MAAATT DAAAAAMON!? :)
Excellent work as always Dusty. Thanks for existing.
LazyIrish829 1 year ago
lol great job, this was sweet.
freethinker3161 1 year ago
He didn't explain to you what death was either!? };-{/}
panterguy 1 year ago
Good points Adam. You lucky shit. A nice garden, great fruit everywhere, talking snakes(probably as a result of the tainted fruit making you guys hallucinate) nobody around to worry about clothing, nudist camp and all. You are a lucky shit, dude.
What color of skin did you guys have? Was Eve Asian? That would have been real cool. How about you? Did god endow you big time? Was Eve a virgin or did god do her first(to see if she was tight)? So many questions to ask.
saxmanchiro 1 year ago
ROFL!!!
hellshade2 1 year ago
You always hit a home run with these things! I laughed my ass off!
PingJocky69 1 year ago