Captain Birdseye

[TheUnknownGrower]

kaptain pedo

[KeredDrahcir]

Which Captain Birdseye was this?

[KeredDrahcir]

I met the guy who played Captain Birdseye at church today. I loved him when I was young.

[subacount1]

haha rory



[davidov1987glam]

0:23 MOTLEY CRUE!! :D man Cpt Birdseye loves hair metal!

[lousbits]

My father Mike Curran concieved and shot these ad's in the Bahamas and the indoor scenes were shot on the Cutty Sark in Greenwich. He also did Birdseye peas with a 10 year old Patsy Kensit and The Cornetto ad (just one cornetto) Plus he invented jokes on lolly sticks.

[davesmith20092009]

dirty cunt

[dragonfitter]

captain bidrs eye released a record of sea shantys and the cover was a story book and a colouring book it was well cool

[pufferfishish]

I remember Captain Birdseye was briefly re-imagined as a rugged hunk, before becoming the avuncular elderly chap once again before the idea was sadly scrapped

[smellycatchris]

It was a different era, couldn't do it these days. I feel lucky to have grown up in a less jaded era.

[clintfrakington]

RIP Cap.. I will miss you and your unbaliveabley cheap tasty foods..

[t7mmyboy]

Only the best little boys for the captians table!!!!

Dirty old barstard..

[rasenshuriken198]

"i only choose the best for the captains table" i bet he did lololololol what a perv

[gorn779757]

@rasenshuriken198 mr kippling was even worse; look what happened to the two small boys that he caught scrumping for apples in his orchard......

[97channel]

He LOVED fishfingers. His world would have collapsed if he'd developed an allergy to them.

[discoder]

In hindsight, this looks worse than it did when I was a kid.

[xboostshoot]

yay catain birdsye thx 4 uloading

[JDreamProductions]

HELLO AMIR

[biohazardgraphics]

Gotta press gang more children for next week's voyage!

[jerrymail]

Hehehe, we had the same guy in France, but he was named "Captain Iglo"

[Inverdarroch88]

Captain Birdseye is a horrendous paedophile.

[thelyniezian]

I was never a big fan of fish fingers...

[CaptainBirdsArse]

Ooooh arrgh!

[MrLogoman007]

So if you enlist in the Birdseye Navy, you get free fish sticks for life?

What do these kids do besides eat fish sticks?

[applemac555]

get anally raped by captain birdseye, i guess....

[theodordem]

- Do you like fish sticks?

- Yes !

- Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth ?

- Yes I do.

- What are you, a gay fish ?!!!

[puneet1kumar2sharma3]

fish finger sandwiches are the best, just add a dollop of mayo a few slices of cucumber maybe a slice of tomato and enjoy!!!

[LostHatProductions]

i used to have an audio cassette years ago called captain birdseye and the zerdars(?) has anyone else herd of it?

[a3w4]

sniff my cod piece!

[GoldenLegends]

Adverts like this were so innocent - and so they should be.  The UK has become so poisoned with all this paeodo crap, that they wouldn't make them like this anymore.

[UKSazzy67]

@GoldenLegends That is very true.

[Sh4h33d]

@GoldenLegends I see your point dude, but would you let your kids go on a boat with an old man to cook his meals?? :-P

[AngelicStorm1]

@GoldenLegends Sadly, that is very true. Though most of the idiots who make "peado" comments about stuff like this ad are merely trying to come off as looking smart and tough, when really they just come off as pathetic childish morons.

[lizzykiss441]

@GoldenLegends your right, its totaly changed now

[fairyheli2]

@GoldenLegends yet the new adverts feature a serial killer polar bear that lives in your freezer, that's somehow better

[ArnoldTohtFan]

@fairyheli2

I know, its fuckin creepy dude

[BIackMoonCGI]

@GoldenLegends - Well said.

[ArnoldTohtFan]

@GoldenLegends

I know, its a shame its come to where we are now

[TheVoid]

so thats where all the cod has gone...

[xihopeyouchoke]

i just wee'd myself at this....classic

[Zeldamariomz]

Ill see peace back on earth if i have to murder every one of these bastards with my own bare hands.

[9997lm]

defoo pedo haha

[TheVoid]

haha, "i only choose the best for the captains table ;)" taking all the kids away on his boat...

[gorn779757]

lol; creepy old man on a boat full of small children....

[Rawlinson18]

Serve in my Navy ? . Dodgy times indeed.

[rayquazalover]

They have to drop em all off at the captains table before they sell them......

[lmgooner]

i swear thats santa?

[rodders990]

good gag brian

[bryandawkins]

in Canada we had a guy like this except he was Captain Highliner and he hung out with a 10 year child named Billy, his tag was "Have you ever been to sea Billy?".

[landraiderares]

Oh, God, how I remember Cap'n "Hindgrinder" and Billy...it's a good thing that him, Birdseye, and the Gorton's Fisherman in the States never got together and stole a cruise ship...we'd have had to lock up our kids for life.

Just kiddin', just kiddin'...it's just that what seemed innocent and fun back then casts a bit of a shadow today. I miss those times.

[judgementday1995]

kull mick .. whers capt. birrrrrrrrrrrr

[neckus22]

If they only have fish fingers at the captains table they must have a fucking shit chef !

Is that cum on his beard?

[9997lm]

he's a pedo! i had my suspicions all along lol

[THEDOCTORSCHANNEL1]

it's Captain Smith of the RMS Titanic!

[tg117421]

More waffle than birdseye.

[MarcusMeridius]

arrrgh..only the finest cod fillets for the captains table

[VladCarn]

I know someone who is in this video!!! She's not changed at all bless her.K.A.

[MashamSHEEP]

peedo

[187KiIIer]

PEADOPHILE..No wonder he had so many fishy fingers, shoving his cod-peice in all them K........s

[JTR154]

does anyone find it strange he has a crew of preteens?

[thechekov1701]

Golden goodness!

[FabFM]

the captain lives on

[CaptainBirdsArse]

And so he does, ooooh arrrgh!

[themohaguy]

RIP Captain Birdseye

[Giarrettieracolt]

Great!

[Ieuan93]

R.I.P Captain Birds Eye

[sparkmouse]

Gone to Davey Jones's locker.. RIP Captain Birdseye

[rafflesontour]

u farkin mong

[systemworm7668123]

ROFL!

[intensified65]

RIP Cap'n

[FatsSmellyTurnip]

shiver me timbers! il never forget that big beard and his real love for cod. he was one hell of a guy. rip captain

[wackyjnr]

RIP you salty old sea dog.

[XxHelenxXx]

WHat is the tune to the second one, I know the tune and its really bugging me. THanks in advance. :)

[profhum]

In the USA it's Polly Wolly Doodle, an 1840 minstrel song possibly a slave melody. Still a children's favority.

Fare thee well, fare thee well,

fare thee well my fairy Fay

I'm going to Lou'siana for to see my Susyanna

sing Polly wolly doodle all the day

[BelleGuinness]

No, PWD has a different melody. The song in the ad is "Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye/When Johnny Comes Marching Home."

[BelleGuinness]

Apologies, I'm drunk, you're right, I missed the word "second."

[BelleGuinness]

Profhum is wrong. It's called "Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye," which in the U.S. evolved into "When Johnny Comes Marching Home."

[BelleGuinness]

Sorry, I missed the word "second." Shouldn't post drunk, LOL.

[lightningchick]

he died at the weekend!! :(

[rorywilliam]

aaaaaarrrrrrrr scurvey!!!

[colbdawg]

lmao wtf is this hahaaha