Best Line Ever

[witlessrogue58]

Weird part of youtube. *sigh*

[SuperCoraxo]

i don't remember if they had females wearing the same suit? xD

[dewhistle]

@SuperCoraxo LOL Yeah, I think we can guess... ;) Still, it staggers the imagination!

[ronaldrabbit28]

lol

[InSorteDiaboIi]

Nah. best line ever was "About this long, and this thick"

[SolidlyStated]

Groovy jumpers.

[AntiSocialSaoirse]

What episode was this??

[TheMrmovies1997]

As Sheldon Cooper would say "WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOO­OONNNNNNNNN

[TheRantingCabbie]

2 fags showing their nipples? I would make up anything to get away from them.

[pimpnhard101]

@TheRantingCabbie lmao.. nicee

[tommyjimster]

no nipple chafing... Genius!

[GaijinCartoonist]

And people wonder why we hate the character Wesley.

[DJDelta0]

SHUT UP WESLEY.

[cooldaddyjames2814]

oohraw.



[Pingsteal]

SHUT UP WESLEY!

[Uelegy]

DIE WESLEY JUST DIE

[Neverfallforfun]

And yet, he does lie... oh, how he lies...

[dianaAthemiscyra]

No Admiral. We never broke the Prime Directive. LOL!!! Tell us another one.

[martinsbigmouth]

my god Weasley is gay ;)

[imedi]

must have been a gay planet

[chimamiresatoh]

@imedi I remember the episode... it was pretty gay. About as gay as olde times get. There was even -frolicking.-

[Mountain6969uk]

SHUT UP WESLEY!!!!

[IzzyIsou]

Gay.

[needmorejava68301]

Video title: Best Line Ever

Screenshot: Wil Wheaton

My expectation: "Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood."

I was slightly misled. :/

[WebVManReturns]

SHUT UP WESLEY!!!

[jmm1233]

Was so waiting for picard to say "Shut Up Wesley"

[eliotno3]

Most depressing episode ever was when that turd hooked up w/Ashley Judd

[troublemakir]

@eliotno3 but she was really a wookee?

[eliotno3]

@troublemakir he was trying to get in her pants while they ran around all cute while ship addicted to some druggie game. The very thought of those two together still makes me itch...

[troublemakir]

@eliotno3 oh yeeeeeah that was fucked up especially how lame the game looked even compared to an 80s arcade game.

[Gnometower]

In the next scene, Wesley loses his virginity.

[CJLOVESRIVER]

ah that was Fucking hopeless

[freeyourmind775]

ARRRRRRRGH Fuckign wesley.

[jesustonight]

by god he was awful

[HindsightPOV]

Imagine if women wore shirts like that in public.

[Musiclectica]

@HindsightPOV You mean awesome poop colored sweaters? <.<

[HindsightPOV]

@Musiclectica

No no no. I said shirts, not sweaters. Women do wear drab poop colored sweaters in public. BORING! Now, if women wore chest showing shirts in public, that'll make me very happy. ;)

[2424mohan]

wesley is dumb

[DarkDayz85]

what the hell are those guys all about? gross, is this seriously a clip from a gay porn or something?

[completebastard]

Whoa dude, I want some tit-shirts too.

[FloridaLawDawg]

Shut up Wesley!

[PaulGrantDesigns]

Two men with hairy purple triangles are trying to "stick" you.. I recommend lying your ass off to get out of it.

[therealonethistime]

@PaulGrantDesigns They aren't even hairy.

[star50ify]

I'm with the Republican Party. We lie all the time.

[DancingSpiderman]

No doubt the title of this episode was Star Trek: The Next Generation -- ManHole.

[soldier93rus]

FUCK THIS SHIT!

[jovantheun1337]

Oh geez. I hated this thing that persisted in the first season where EVERYONE from Starfleet is supposed to be absolutely perfect. It wasn't realistic, even suspending disbelief in the notion of a near-utopian Earth with no money. (Which I think is even more unbelievable.)

[shitthrowingmonkey1]

@jovantheun1337 The whole show is stupid once you're an adult. The characters are pretty much all rediculous. The federations peaceful utopia is sustained by perpetual wars with other species, supposedly there's no money but there are "credits" (how is that NOT money?) and everything is so technological there's never a low-tech solution (you couldn't fix something with a wrench, it would have to be a high-tech laser spanner with buttons on it). The prime directive is stupid too.

[jovantheun1337]

@shitthrowingmonkey1 That is your opinion. I still enjoy the show despite its faults.

[therealonethistime]

@shitthrowingmonkey1 While there are some ridiculous characters (e.g., Wesley Crusher), most of them are quiet believable. Those within the Federation support the Utopian peace. It would be harder to believe that there are not any extraneous aggressive species. The credits are used as a form of redemption in the Federation for alien species; the citizens of the Federation don't use them.

[therealonethistime]

@shitthrowingmonkey1 Using "high-tech" solutions is entirely plausible. This takes place almost 400 years in the future. Why use a manual egg beater when we have electric ones? Lastly, the Prime Directive itself is a perfectly logical doctrine. Yes, it is cheesy and has many idiosyncrasies, but that's part of what makes it Star Trek.

[therealonethistime]

@therealonethistime quite*

[toobularbells]

@therealonethistime

1st-Move your sad,sorry fuckin ass outta your mom's house.

2nd-Get laid

[darksword5252]

we dont lie. then the episode "The First Duty" happens. Good job Wesly

[keekee1981]

I swear Lady Gaga wore one of those at her last concert...

[UnionGarside]

How can we trust a man as . . . nippleless as you?

[Ziabatsu]

This is the planet where the Homosexions live.

[kdc43]

"Honest Humanist Humans"? Isn't that a wierd phrase like "Jumbo shrimp"? Or intelligent life in Washington, DC?

[tmanran]

I've got the same purple tshirt. It rocks!

[1984Phalanx]

Best gay porn opening ever... if your into that sort of thing.

[VongolaAQW223]

I'm a Jedi like my father before me.

[altha2008]

sure you lie, when you covered up your friends death during doing the star brust

[benjaminshinobi]

I fucking hate when they go to planets of blond people....season 1 (I think this is where it's from) of TNG had some d00d00 moments.

[randomnameorwhat]

shut up Wesley!!

[kxmode]

Wrong Wesley. Only Vulcan with Star Fleet don't lie.

[HorschiesKiss]

IT'S A FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[basherman69]

@NoAtheists I'm not saying that Wesley was immoral by protecting his academy friends--just misguided. It just goes to show that the ST:TNG writers would write in a character trait, and, then, another set of writers later would forget about this trait for their plot purposes.

[Kousaburo]

They think Welsey has the Continium Transfunctioneeeeeerrrrrr.

Only a handful of people will get that.

[1stClassCptClutch]

Somebody gets his merit badge in honesty...........

[Kyuubi424]

Shut up, Wesley.

[Phr3nos]

Ah, Star Trek nerds. Just love them.

[RaifukuMaru]

Best line ever? Did you not fucking notice what those two dudes were wearing?

[lerandalthor]

@RaifukuMaru How could he? The man-boobs had him entranced.

[basherman69]

@RaifukuMaru I try my best not to. :)

[timb0nic]

@RaifukuMaru best comment ever.

[KARMANOIR1]

@RaifukuMaru

LOLL that was what I was thinking before I even heard the line!

[leirgauk]

HAHAHAHA!! It's the gay Sweeds from Uranus (Dude Where's My Car)!!!

[smmou812]

Shut Up Wesley!!

[IngoWarpServer]

gay time xD

[Mozart1220]

I hate the first season, but it dod improve into a great show. But I never did like "Wesley the Wimp"

[HoshikoHyuga]

Oh, it's season one. Next Gen really didn't get good until season three anyway.

[codafett]

What am I looking at here, exactly?

[Purplecatsoup30]

welcome, Wesley Crusher to Gay World. A whole planet of gay guys who wear practically nothing at all!!

"I'm with Starfleet. I don't lie!"

But, Wesley my dear, DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!

[sommergold2]

@Purplecatsoup30

The video is cut off. Wesley's full sentence was: "You gay planet studs. I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie down during sex. We do it doggy style."

[Slywolf1992]

holy shit this is the first I've seen of The Next Generation. Wow i'm so ashamed this exists lol. Original Star Trek FTW! fuck this milked garbage

[mjmjr2191]

except when we got another kid killed doing risky flight maneuvers.

[opheliaroxs17]

I was already loling at those 2 guys with their nips cut out HAHA

[wilde1]

NIPPLE COPS!

[spontaneoussam2]

um...wtf those 2 dudes wearing?

[JamesonBondy]

United Federation of Triple H?

[jungledrumnbass4ever]

wesley = gay

[greenrangerv1]

@jungledrumnbass4ever No, he's quite heterosexual.

[basherman69]

Wesley doesn't lie? Right. What about the fifth season episode, "The First Duty"? Wesley chooses loyalty to his squadron over telling the truth about what caused the death of a wingman. Eventually he reveals that his squadron tried an illegal Kolvoord Starburst, but his first impulse was to conceal the truth.

[AlexRider001]

@basherman69 jesus christ you're a geek

now i happen to have known that too but jesus christ you're a geek :D :D

[basherman69]

@AlexRider001 If you knew it, too, that makes you a geek, too. :) Just take it easy on taking our Lord's name in vain, okay?

[AlexRider001]

@basherman69 ha :D your lord perhaps, though i doubt even that, seeing as star trek is a show with a strong atheist message

[basherman69]

@AlexRider001 Is it? How so? In the original, uncut version of "Who Mourns for Adonis? Kirk tells Apollo that his people believe in "The One". Yes, I know. I'm being a "geek" again, but I'd rather be one than a hateful troll who is upset because I made a post that, fortunately for me, made the top comments section. But, go ahead make your points, which, for you, is to make more personal attacks, assumptions about lifestyles, and calling people you disagree with names.

[AlexRider001]

@basherman69 i never made a personal attack, assumption about lifestyle, or called anybody a name oO

when i said geek, i was obviously kidding...

in the newer series (tng onwards), loads of allusions are made to humanity's lack of need for religion

false gods are exposed in numerous episodes, and if something supernatural takes place, the plot usually leads to there being a natural explanation

one of the actual godlike figures encountered is a complete dick

roddenberry himself was an atheist...

[basherman69]

@AlexRider001 Calling me a "geek", and then making criticisms about my supposed choice of religious practices while being a "Star Trek" fan weren't attacks? Okay. I wasn't entirely sure whether your "geek" comment was intended to be an attack or not. The "Lord's name in vain" comment was intended to test you, and you jump all over me about atheism, and how Christians would never support a show like Star Trek. I have Christian friends who love the Star Trek series.

[basherman69]

@AlexRider001 Gene Roddenberry was an atheist, but Star Trek didn't always have an atheistic message. Aside from my mention of the Apollo episode, TNG's "The Rightful Heir" (Kahless the Unforgettable returns) was an allusion to Christians who have awaited Christ's return. Worf put the story's theme in perspective: It isn't the man (or deity) that is important, but the message. And, what about Star Trek V? A blatant exploration of faith among several races?

[AlexRider001]

@basherman69 I really don't see how one or two episodes cancel out the general positive depiction of a general lack of religion in the star trek world. or the negative depiction of countless religions in countless episodes.

but then i suspect you're just seeing what you want to see here anyway. in which case further discussion is completely pointless...

[basherman69]

@AlexRider001 Perhaps you think it is pointless because you know I'm making valid points, though you are too proud to admit it.. After all, your original purpose was to attack my commentary. In conclusion, perhaps there are more incidents of depicting theism in a negative light in ST, but it wasn't exclusively an atheistic show.

[AlexRider001]

@basherman69 just like a theist, misreading every single thing i say even though i state my true opinion repeatedly

i did NOT attack you in my original comment (i was actually expressing how i felt the same way, and that i consider myself to be a geek as well)

and i did NOT say star trek was exclusively an atheistic show

that would be an ignorant statement

i stated it was LARGELY an atheistic show

it should be apparent to anybody that gene roddenberry did his best to imbue it with his message

[basherman69]

@AlexRider001 "I have fought the good fight. I have finished the course. I have kept the faith."

--Joseph Sisko, quoting 2 Timothy 4:7 in ST:DS9's "Far Beyond the Stars"

I'm sure Roddenberry's ashes were spinning out from their orbit when this episode aired. I'm glad you agree that ST was not exclusively atheistic.

[basherman69]

@AlexRider001 As much as it "pained" me to do so, I reread all your posts to me. You never referred to yourself as a "geek" until just now. You did say that Star Trek was an atheistic show, and that GR was an atheist whose intent was to devising a fictional future without the need for religion. Okay, then how do you explain "Bread and Circuses" an episode co-written by Roddenberry himself? If Roddenberry saw no need for religion, then why bring up "the Son of God"?

[AlexRider001]

@basherman69 Wow. I used to think of myself as a geek, but that's changed - thanks to you.

Seriously man, get a life. When you can actually quote Star Trek episodes, that's when it gets embarassing.

Anyway...

[basherman69]

@AlexRider001 One must do whatever he needs to do to prove the trolls, the ignorant, and the haters that they are just that. Sorry if I embarrassed you, but you were asking for it.

By the way, this little video is trivial compared to YouTube-related topics that are important, so, yes, I do have a life. That life certainly doesn't include launching attacks on people that post opinions on the internet. SMH.

[casablanca4381]

@basherman69 really ? wow didn't know all that

[Dargonhuman]

@basherman69 Not to mention the entire Prime Directive is built on hiding the truth from "primitive" species, especially when said primitive species learns of advanced races.

[basherman69]

@Dargonhuman Agreed, Picard and company should probably have not have visited the planet in "Justice" in the first place, as it was a pre-warp civilization.

[whitedevil2]

@basherman69 virgin

[basherman69]

@whitedevil2 You would know, Mom. :)

[j2theosh1]

@basherman69 i find this comment easy to masturbate to

[basherman69]

@j2theosh1 You're a very disturbed individual. Get yourself a girlfriend, instead. TMI!

[lsl70]

@basherman69 Peer pressure will destroy even the most honest of idiots.

[basherman69]

@lsl70 Isn't that the truth. That applied to Wesley's fictional situation as well as my own, having to deal with some of the hateful posting on this thread. All I can say is I'm hanging in there, letting all the hate pass, and handling it all the best as I can. Thanks for the words of wisdom.

[Marijane1968]

@basherman69 that was peer pressure

[BrokenAeroVT]

@basherman69 Wesley Crusher isn't a real person.

[basherman69]

@BrokenAeroVT Obviously, but is he realistically characterized as a typical late-1980s teenager?

[BrokenAeroVT]

@basherman69 Inconsistency is often the trademark of different script writers. 

[basherman69]

@BrokenAeroVT Very true.

[tml4873]

@basherman69 He's about 14 years old here, he has the naivete of youth.

[Ashmansworth]

Where did they land? Blue Oyster Planet

[ColinFrederick]

I'm sorry. The fuck is wrong with their clothes?!

[LalaisBoom]

We're the Wesley' Crushers hahahhaaha

[das0ei]

he never lies. because he is so boring. he never had to say something like "i dont drink beer" or "i never masturbatet in the holo deck"

[theSolo33]

best line ever? really?

[WebVManReturns]

Fine. We won't lie either. We've been out of the cloest for three months now and are enjoying it.

[Sciesch]

lol

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

Didn't he lie like 3 months later....?

[Bluntbowz]

I thought it was be garbage day :D

[DediJ8k]

And I'm not lying when I say that's a funny clip!

[spadehatesscrewtube]

wesley: i am with star fleet. we don't lie. i find the both of you incredibly attractive.

[airwolfman]

Women need to were Edo-men's clothing!

[epicmoore]

so gay

[thewewguy8t88]

yeah and yet he lied in the frist duty lol.

[DarthRushy]

I'm with the Borg. We don't lie.

[Ambarenya13]

@DarthRushy I see what you did there.

[DarthRushy]

@Ambarenya13 Cos Borg never do lie of course(besides the Queen who was a bad idea anyway).

[simplestrum]

That's why Wesley will never be captain. Captain Kirk and lies go hand in hand.

[fucktardickis]

seems as honest as my open nipple shirt

[misjif2341]

I'm with star fleet. We don't act.

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@misjif2341 hahaha

[TheSecondEvolution]

Wesley's never heard of Section 31. lol

[MrHattley]

Unless we need the Romulans, or to get of a tricky situation, but other than that starfleet doesn't lie!

[Treblaine]

But what if he is lying about how they don't lie... oooooh, I get it.

[WanagiAkicita]

No, Will Wheaton's best line ever was in response to Kiefer Sutherland's line: "What, are you going to shoot us all?" Response: "No, Ace. Just you."

[AudioInklined]

"did you just jump the fence into our yard during our STTNG cos play session, and trespass, will wheaton....??...."

"yeah, I did guys, I just came out of the game stop and two guys wanted to thow me in the garbage can...so I ran and..."...(enter clip...)

[LaunchSpecials]

Ha ha !

[dorfpomeranze]

WHEATON!!!

[tuseroni]

little does wesley know star fleet officers DO lie, often...hell even vulcans lie if its logical to do so.

[Turrican4D]

The teenage chick was hot in this episode.

[rah01kah1]

yeah we don't lie but hey we'll bend and or break the Prime Directive when it suites our individual needs.....but who's counting..

[Mozart1220]

Wesley is a wimp. They should have killed him.

[SchweitzerMan]

"I'm with Starfleet...we don't lie."

But you will hide the truth to cover up for an accident that killed the life of a fellow cadet when you're at the academy

[waldoman7]

dammit why can't those be the WOMEN'S outfits? and why did everyone on this planet act retarded? wait...free sex and people who act like they've had way too much pot? omg it's the planet of the hippies. someone find me a deathstar.

[zoeyrat]

He should of said one of his lines from the movie Stand By Me.

[MrDemoncrusher]

"NOW BRING ME WILL WEATON!!!"

[CelebritiesSuckAss69]

"I'm with Fag Fleet" We Always fuck!

[Neropoo]

They should have left him there, indorder fror him to get executed.

[TheIncredibleD1701]

Shut up, Wesley.

[teriyakipuppy]

Those purple shirts are making me shiver

[TheDuckmonk]

Fuckin Wesley again...

[DaniJCast]

Seems legit.

[Maples01]

We can bluff, mislead, and alter facts, but we don't lie. LMAO

[scoman9]

That guy had no nipples.

... WHAT THE FUCK!?