Dog gets His balls bit by a turtle

[powerlinegf]

roflmmfao

[fitzeoin]

This video is quiet literally "the dogs bollocks"

[mgarciaeptx]

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo~!

[GoldenSilence16]

He wanted to learn how to teabag

[baboonking32]

my balls just retreated back into there pouch

[amekuno1]

hahahaha fukin funny

[tkevans87]

Mmmm Berries!!



[creamiercorn]

We need to get this on tosh.o!

[Xaltus]

Turtle says, "Mm..nice juicy apple..." (crunch)

[defrag220]

flagged

[kclite]

LOL THE DOG SAID , SUCK THESE NUTS U WANNA BE NINJA TURTLE, LIL TURTLE SAID OK BITCH LOL

[NiceOnOccasion]

They couldn't afford to get him nutered.

[gdaman1313]

turtles are natures assholes

[TheAdhard]

ohgod my balls really hurt now thumbs up if it did to

[TheAdhard]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahah lmfao omg ahahah

[Andymobile]

LFAO~!



[enriqueEE123]

I would kik the shit out of that dam turtle after that!!

[thebakerman1]

Those goddamn ball-biting turtles .. .

[brysonwilliams70]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha­hahaaaahahahahaha

[kashi54]

hhahahahahaha hahahahahhhahahaha hahahhahahahahahahahaahaaha

[Angelisepik]

i feel REALLY BAD but the turtle looked funny he looked pissed

[safSAFSFASFSF]

how could you do this??? huh? it ur dog how can u fucking taping ur dog on youtube when it's hurt huh.....are you a human????or a crazy dumbass?? huh??????god will damn your soul you son of a bitch!

[stellari81]

YOU KNEW EXACTLY what it wuold happen BUT you kept on filming letting the turtle bite the dog's balls... You let your dog suffer just to have 25 seconds of video to put on youtube, right? you douchebag...

I hope that turtle get into your bed one of this nights and BITE YOUR BALLS WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING. I regret I cannot be there to film the scene...

[ollenbergerstudios]

@stellari81 was funny.. go back to peta.

[Baldoxxx4000]

@stellari81 retard, this isnt the original video...

[enoughmoney]

I can feel my balls being bitten when  the turtle grab on to it!

[FrigidWhispers]

OMFG LOLOLOL that was great! Go turtle!

[dalittleman001]

Holy crap that was just TOO FUNNY!

[Mr13born79]

From a male point of view, this video is very difficult to watch.

[1justinriddle]

i have same dog lol

[necroticfreak1]

lmfao 

[Hawklen1326]

I started to feel HORRIBLE when teh dog yelpped D;

[Calemboishable]

LOL

[CJ12075]

Dog: $200

Turtle: $15

Having your dog neutered by the turtle: Priceless

[GYROMIGHT1]

@CJ12075 Actually costs $215

[mikee286]

@CJ12075 actually u wind up saving labout 70$ you would have had to pay a vet to do it

[ramrodnj]

@mikee286 70 bucks??? where do you get you dogs neutered supercuts

[camellaish]

the dog said fuck you little tortoise!!:P

[pbevillard]

It must have been testical Tuesday.

[Jarheadftw]

Holy shit... It teleported... Scotty beamed up the dog to save it... I knew he was still with us... In spirit form of course...

[pimptiggerninja]

Stupid turtle!!

[yezidi11]

Thank god it wasnt a snapping turtle

[htmldesigner]

Turtle 1 - Dog -2 lol

[TheHassanv3]

hahahahahaha

[NickRayLina90]

lol the dog tipped the turtle over the turtle was probably this is for tipping me bitch

[Superfreday]

:(

[pianosyrup123]

That made me laugh

[MrDanteaguilar]

Damn... I can feel his pain just by watching.

[hectorsilvas]

kinky as turtle trying to bite on some nuts lol

poor dog !

[Uhlawngnome]

@breeder953 Not anymore

[thegoosendew]

stupid bitch with the camera...fuckin people are stupid. This is why men should be able to beat some women...some women are fuckin retarded and deserve it.

[maddog2335]

@thegoosendew shut up

[thegoosendew]

@maddog2335 didnt say anything

[rooobinhoood]

I know that the dog was in pain. I really felt bad for it, but damn... that was hilarious.

[mackles]

How? How am I here?

[dinezmad]

Wow! now dog is Infertile. Naught Turtle!

[velokaw]

I like turtles

[hpiguy]

I didn't really want to, I tried not to. But in the end, I laughed so fucking hard. Poor dog.

[johnLOVEniamh]

hahahahaha!!!!!

[jomofo67]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[naruman12345]

THAT was painfull to watch...

[TheChrisBarrows]

That motherfucker CHOMPED.

[CheeseyPie12]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!­! AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK NAW! OH FUCK NAW!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhh, my nuts hurt...

[iray89]

That hurt my nuts.

[ZorotheGallade]

"Go Squirtle!"

"I choose you, Hondour!"

"Squirtle, use Bite!"

*CRITICAL HIT*

[djmaster100]

@ZorotheGallade You doing it wrong. LOL joking

[rubnaus]

Sometimes, you just need a little less gun.

[jorgejacop]

Mierda hasta a mi me dolio :0!

[zamtreyu]

hahahahahaha

[killn4fun1]

The owner of this turtle rocks. Hehe eat this one PETA. Precious lttile turtle. ahhhhhhh....

[selmn88]

This turtle is a ball snapper!

[ansarami123456789]

My balls just crawled up and hid in my stomach.

[Kulbrethkid]

Damnnnn I wasn't expecting this video to be...balls.

-Puts on sunglasses-

YOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[RatBatSpiderCrab]

264 Dogs didnt like this video!

[sasslvs7]

you need to be arrested for animal abuse you fucking idiot

[6666waystodie]

@sasslvs7 ???????? dude the dogs fine and the turtle is fine to WHAT ANIMAL ABUSE DID YOU SEE i saw none for the record

[KRAINEHAMMER]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.......Wow Why Did I Even Watch This Shyt? Nonetheless PWND!!!!

[reghanlee]

Asshole

[WolfLamborghini]

The owner is an idiot.

[Whoamiii111]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[NotSoSilentBob2627]

That dog will never trust again.

[Mrechav2]

I came here for a laugh. Instead I got my stomach to cringe. I hope that dog was okay

[AutumnMae19]

@naturalmystic33

What is the dog suppose to put some pants on lol you have got to be the most stupid person that walks this earth

[naturalmystic33]

LOL The dog as just chilling thinking he was about to his nuts sucked hahahaha...That's what you get for laying around with your nuts hanging out. Dumb dog.

[JDMasFUHHH]

why would you film this?! wait.... why did i want to watch this?............... you win this time good sir....

[turtlelover191]

Turtle: Grapes my favorite! *Bites*

[basletGrenetpro]

OMG even I feel it :-/

[breeder953]

Poor boy :( Beautiful dog though, do you breed with him?

[Wolfgang01011]

Fatality!

[OMFGcataFAN1]

wow so mean u couldve easily have seen how the situation would evolve and still u let the turtle be .... so mean poor dog : ( got a tear in my eye everytime i hear a dog do that sound

[hansices]

Did not laugh, poor doggy (istill likes turtle more)

[drunkoncustard]

Hilarious. Laughed hard for 2 mins.

[iCondums1]

xD ...

[shurenren]

Males that likes watching this are sadistic bastards. I just paused right before the turtle was about to bite, I just can't watch it.

[ExtremeRecluse2011]

the turtle knew exactly what it was doing.

[ketatrypt]

Poor turtle!! I sure hope its OK after being flung across the room!!!

[rezarahardian]

I hold my balls while I'm watching this.

[BrokenChinglish]

hahahahahgahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[TheSonico1997]

u gaes are som beach

u estupet as

gay homo fagets

[glasswinng777]

screw you animal abusers go kill a fly or somethin

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

poor dog, no puppies for him

[braxton11000]

-----oo -'.  That's the turtle

[pat2064]

A painful way of being neutered

[AXE325XXEXE]

Ouch, no matter how sturdy you are, one hit (or bite) on the gentlemen's area, total knockout.

[MrsDiscipline1]

:[

[OneShotFart]

ide push dat turtle over

[PreyTameHD]

natural newtering

[GIGGLEZGARCIA123]

THIS IS JCKED UP THAT FUKIN BIYCH SUK BALLS DUMB ASS TURTLE I KILL THEM

[HedonistUnashamed]

That's animal abuse on the part of the dog owner, for being that fucking stupid.

[yamisrunescapechan]

should of protected the dog

[karamewolf]

Omg push 5 x)

[Codinia]

BAD TURTLE!

[adwwghoost]

Poor dog :O

[premeddis]

any time im having a bad fucking day im watching this shit.

[skyshayminandmew]

hilarious

[blackwolfkodi]

i would of taken a sledge hammer and smashed the turtle

[horang106]

my balls hurt now

[embrace123ful]

why didnt they stop the turtle? i dont like people who dont care about what happens to their pets.

[DeafMonkeyCanada]

@embrace123ful Im sure they did try to stop and also I m sure the dog is already rid of the turtle out of his balls :) I guess

[EricFaith1]

aaawwwwww.... poor dog :'(

[egor42]

rofl, who laugh now

[sproginator1]

OH SHIIIIIIII

[halogod18]

lol love it. lol wow good turtle, but poor dog lol

[snekutis741]

oh lets let the turtle bite our dog balls and maybe make him never heve sex and ruin his life

ohh dats a good idea

me:facepalm*

[Liefstehammie]

POOR TURTLE

[reptilebeast123]

poor dog lol

[therhythmslave1]

ahahahahahaha kje se onesvestam !!!

[roscoeisthecoolest]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahaha

[musiconmagic]

wtf poor dog !!!!!



[JayMacc86]

fuckin dumbass jus lets the turtle do that, now we should hold u down and it bite ur nuts or vag ya scumbag

[TheKorpses]

lol

[Tyco200]

Whose up for turtle soup? Poor dog...

[4EverGooners]

Dog:Oh hey turtle

Turtle:hey, so um I've been thinking....

Dog: What?

Turtle:I want to be a vet!

Dog:Well you do know you have to learn how to nueter dogs?

Turtle: I know, i just learned!

Dog: you did?

Turtle:yea but i need some practice at it..... *bites*

Dog: AAAAAAAH WAT THA FECKKKKKKK OOOOWWWWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!

[XDAMM]

hahhaahahah oh shit... I'm still laughing my ass off while crying... this is so funny!!! Unfortunate fo the dog's balls but still funny

[alleksesp]

OWWWW SHITTTTTTT, that hurts my balls

[k5lta]

funny as hell but still....OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUCH!!

[MrWazzup96]

I'm on that weird part of youtube again!

[axtReamX]

ahhh oww poor turtle xD

[Kemperen]

Damn that must hurt like hell

[TheHardcorePony]

poor doggie but it was funny

[brownsugarcandie2007]

LOL, why would you sit there, and watch the turtle neuter the dog?? XD

[adanr92]

this shit is fucking hilarious!

[bluebirdy678]

lol XD!!!!

[KHeide13]

Hahaha. The turtle just looks around like "What did I do?  I thought it was lunch"

[MrMiIlipede]

Bob Barker in turtle form

[BlueClanToontown]

wow if i were the dog and that turtle bit my nuts i would rip it out of its shell bite its neck and kill it.

[kmartin1986]

that is messed up...wtf?

[flyingcows547]

hahahahahahahaha

[sondrens]

my nuts hurts :(

[etornel79]

so that's how to stop a pitbull attack....by biting his nuts...

[TheAvalon33333]

CLICK ME -----> 0:13

[TheAvalon33333]

WE NEED HI-DEF

[TheAvalon33333]

LMFAO

[MWFanz]

Turtle biting testicle = Old testicle.

[beanoboy2k11]

Sick person who made this

[grooveygal1990]

FUCK! that is just fucking messed up!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am scarred 4 life..... FUCK!

[modtyrant]

Who ever did this is fucking retarded you could of stopped the turtle but instead you just kept recording, disgusting.

[shane1413]

frickin idiots -_-

[cholorecio732]

ouch shit!!!

[Superninjahead]

that hurt my balls just to watch dont ever let that happen again PLS

[Morentok]

Lmao! 

[amazingpetgossip]

hearing him in pain made me very sad you really should have grab that turtle well the guy in that video am sure this guy here is not the owner of the video

[YouDabian]

@amazingpetgossip I am guessing the owner didn't see it comming. They were probably just filming how the dog and the turtle were playing, which is kinda neat.

If it wasn't for the title of the video, I don't think I would have seen it comming either.

But yeah, poor dog!

I really hope the dog is ok, and I wish they would post a video showing that the dog is ok.

[stevieray345]

the turtle is to spend the rest of its days walking the earth with a single dog testicle in its mouth.

[Dannyalexanrdo]

That dog was asking for it!

[dinhomoriya]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...........­..........



[llamavore]

disliking out of interspecies solidarity. that sucks what happened to you bro. let me buy you a drink.

[obsessedwgaming]

0:17 "What did I do?"

[creamyfilling102]

i've got some 12 gauge T shot to take care of that motherfucker.

[nathanredz]

does it make me a bad person if i laugh everytime i see this video

[DNA315]

@nathanredz no because that was some funny shit LMFAO

[matthewlovesbritney]

Hahahahahahahahahaha that's sooo funny that's one good turtle!!:)