I need more slack. You dig??? Like spider monkeys on meth and MT. DEW, pinkies work till' they blue, grey and all is few, nether we go, like the ol' times at BOB's BAR, come on now, hook a brotha up. CHILL TIME is NOW for NWO.
Tell me something, Rev Stang. If you moved to Cleveland Heights in 1999, then who put up all the church of the subgenius stuff at CWRU and Coventry back in the early '80's when I lived there????
PAY THE 30 BUCKS, THEN REALIZE THIS IS A RIP OFF. BUT I DID , AND I LOVE IT , I PUT MY FOOT DOWN AND SAID" i will fucking decide how i'm getting ripped off , for a change!" best investment i ever made, ty stang.happy xday
Which doktor or rev or whatever sang the origional? Doktors for Bob? I know it's clipped back in Alive and sure I've heard it in old whatever the radio show's been called over the years.
OK...for the love of Bob can someone please explain to me what the hell all this church of the sub genius stuff is about? I found the book and have looked around online but i am totally confused...Is this "religion" real, or just a joke? Did that Bob guy really get assassinated? Or is this like most other religions where it asks you to "donate money in the name of our god!!!" Can someone, WITHOUT STARTING A HUGE ARGUMENT OVER RELIGION, explain this to me?
@fireblast64 It`s a real "real religion".Unlike other "real religions" "Bob" guarantees life after death OR 3 times your money back--does christianityism,zoroastrianism,bhuddism,taoism,hinduism,islamism,discordianism,7th day adventism,rastafarianism,magickism,scientologyism,estism,et alism?An emphatic "NO!"So smoke some Frop and find true Slack."Bob" believes in you so you don`t have to.
@fireblast64 It's a serious message wrapped in a silly joke... Or is it a silly joke wrapped in serious message? Maybe it's a serious joke wrapped in a silly message... Anyway, it's one and/or all of the above plus more...
Ha ha, only serious.
If you don't get the joke, then the joke isn't meant for you. We could explain it to you, but then the point of it all would be lost.
It's some music by me mixed with old SubG media barrage tape clips that were doktored by Mr. Fernandinande LeMur. Every music video in the Dobbsedeliasteses DVD collection ends with a variation on that.
Bob ain't dead! He's like Dr.Who, The more you kill him, the more he regenerates! He has more slack he has to sell! Death is kind of bad for business!So Bob lives...in fact,he's telling me to write this crap!
BELIEVE! OR I"LL HIT YOU WITH THIS SHOVEL!.......amen
In a time of turmoil, "Bob" is the beacon! In a time that has become chaotic, threatening and confusing, "Bob" is the answer! In a time like now, "Bob" will be your WAY OUT - if you send $30 to The Church of the Subgenius, PO Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, Ohio, USA - THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, PINKBOY! (or -GIRL).
Innocent enough, but only to those too foolish to not hear what is hidden in the silences between the notes. The non-sound is rife with the profundity of deranged non-mind supertardation. O the horrors revealed! Praise Dobbs!
"Jesus didn't die for your sins, he died because he was killed for his knowledge of the ultimate conspiracy." - TruSlack
Actually Jesus never died, that was faked just like the moon landing and 9/11. Jesus currently has a job in England and his wife Magdalen had her kid taken away by the Conspiracy but she got the kid back due to a heavenly Miracle. Anyway, "Bob" is a much better personal savior than Jesus, at least in the short duration.
Um.....Wow. I had no idea this existed. Now I wish we had done a better job in the studio with that song. Well done, Rev. Stang! -Doktor Ahmed Fishmonger
"Bob" is not dead like this song says! The assassination of 1984, like the other assassinations of "Bob", was a fake, carried out by the Conspiracy, which secretly controls the Church of the SubGenius! J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is alive and living in a cave in Afghanistan with Osama Bin Laden, Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe, John F. Kennedy, Eris Discordia, and the Lindbergh baby.
Oh sure, thats what 'they' want us to believe. The TRUE Conspiracy WANTS us to believe that "BOB" lives so we'll keep paying attention to 'their' so-called Church of the Subgenius and not see the REAL meta-conspiracy that, by it's very nature MUST NOT EXIST, but fnord DOES! Jesus didn't die for your sins, he died because he was killed for his knowledge of the ultimate conspiracy.
it's all just a cover for the invasion. the earth is being changed to suit the preferences of beings who evolved on another planet. soon, we will all be enslaved to mass produce cheap tourist souvenirs and silk screen t-shirts for four-armed, three-headed gobs who leave smelly slime trails all over our sidewalks.
Salvation unto the Yeti! Please do not forsake the Salesman of Slack, yes it is, thats what you buy when your buying someting and Bob Dobbs sells just exactly what that is. He's giving you something for nothing and at the same time taking your cash because that is only a distraction from the thing that it is that you were working for before you bought what you did. Now, that satisfaction may be a passing illusion but B.O.B. will always be there to give you what you got.
Bob is a piece of shit
nomangodoytoka2 1 day ago
did i miss xday!? shit...
misterwackydoodle 2 weeks ago
I need more slack. You dig??? Like spider monkeys on meth and MT. DEW, pinkies work till' they blue, grey and all is few, nether we go, like the ol' times at BOB's BAR, come on now, hook a brotha up. CHILL TIME is NOW for NWO.
jadewindsong 1 month ago
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If everyone could just LOOK TO THE BOB.. Tisk tisk tisk..
missopan 4 months ago
SALUTE!!!
qwertywrangler 4 months ago
Tell me something, Rev Stang. If you moved to Cleveland Heights in 1999, then who put up all the church of the subgenius stuff at CWRU and Coventry back in the early '80's when I lived there????
spudth 5 months ago in playlist SLANDER BOB'S SUBGENIUS MEDIA BARRAGE SHITSTORM
Praise Bob brothers!
sikpuppet 6 months ago
ahhhhhhh.........
tomcornhole 6 months ago
This has become my favourite song during the past days.
Fnordblaster 7 months ago
THIS SONG IS MY "WHITE ALBUM" THERE ARE MESSAGES IN IN JUST FOR ME.
aardvark763 7 months ago
PAY THE 30 BUCKS, THEN REALIZE THIS IS A RIP OFF. BUT I DID , AND I LOVE IT , I PUT MY FOOT DOWN AND SAID" i will fucking decide how i'm getting ripped off , for a change!" best investment i ever made, ty stang.happy xday
aardvark763 7 months ago 5
Could anyone get me the guitar chords? I want to play it, but am not smart enough to play by ear. Thanks
DemonicBadgerThings 8 months ago
Which doktor or rev or whatever sang the origional? Doktors for Bob? I know it's clipped back in Alive and sure I've heard it in old whatever the radio show's been called over the years.
SublimePathos 9 months ago
FUCK THE ILLUMINATI!!!
ViewWatchGori19 10 months ago 4
For the love of BOB!
1973Drummer 11 months ago
OK...for the love of Bob can someone please explain to me what the hell all this church of the sub genius stuff is about? I found the book and have looked around online but i am totally confused...Is this "religion" real, or just a joke? Did that Bob guy really get assassinated? Or is this like most other religions where it asks you to "donate money in the name of our god!!!" Can someone, WITHOUT STARTING A HUGE ARGUMENT OVER RELIGION, explain this to me?
fireblast64 1 year ago
@fireblast64 It`s a real "real religion".Unlike other "real religions" "Bob" guarantees life after death OR 3 times your money back--does christianityism,zoroastrianism,bhuddism,taoism,hinduism,islamism,discordianism,7th day adventism,rastafarianism,magickism,scientologyism,estism,et alism?An emphatic "NO!"So smoke some Frop and find true Slack."Bob" believes in you so you don`t have to.
holmsatlarge 1 year ago
@fireblast64 It's a serious message wrapped in a silly joke... Or is it a silly joke wrapped in serious message? Maybe it's a serious joke wrapped in a silly message... Anyway, it's one and/or all of the above plus more...
Ha ha, only serious.
If you don't get the joke, then the joke isn't meant for you. We could explain it to you, but then the point of it all would be lost.
luccaskunk 11 months ago
o"bob"i one konobi uses the farce
dfrostjr23 1 year ago
'KALLISTI' )|(, =Þ
Zefvan 1 year ago
Bob is dead. Long live Bob!
Lukiel666 1 year ago
BOB sold it, I smoked it, that's all that matters!
shizzle5150 1 year ago
The song at the end, does anyone have it, or know what it's called??
DezyncFILMS 1 year ago
It's some music by me mixed with old SubG media barrage tape clips that were doktored by Mr. Fernandinande LeMur. Every music video in the Dobbsedeliasteses DVD collection ends with a variation on that.
revstang 1 year ago 2
@revstang
It sounds nice. Got a full version of that?
DezyncFILMS 1 year ago
bob bob bob bob dobbs
eunwaka 1 year ago
bob
eunwaka 1 year ago
BbDbBd? One person knew.
meforgodforall 1 year ago
::rr11111111llrr--.. --ooooccllrrrrrr11ccll:: ;;3322ppppppcccccc33oo33oo:: rrppll**rr11cc11""--::**o
PostProto 1 year ago
……. Brendan! Major slack! Thanks for the direct link here. Rev. Ivan Stang is still omniscient, if not ubiquitous ~ (•8-D
Clematisian 1 year ago
Bob ain't dead! He's like Dr.Who, The more you kill him, the more he regenerates! He has more slack he has to sell! Death is kind of bad for business!So Bob lives...in fact,he's telling me to write this crap!
BELIEVE! OR I"LL HIT YOU WITH THIS SHOVEL!.......amen
GanarfGeorgie 1 year ago 5
Give me slack or give me food!
zzall22 1 year ago
Fnord, bitches!
BobChaos23 1 year ago 3
... One crazy cult.
stupidko 1 year ago
Thy pipe and thy slack, they comfort me.
Praze Bob!
VonRDR 2 years ago 2
I sat in the motherfucking batmobile in Dallas in 85 and made out with batgirl while Stang spread the message. Talk about conversion! Praise Bob!
BigEvinrude 2 years ago 2
Exchange your dollars to Bob for slack and eternal salvation. FUCKING GOLD!
PRAISE BOB!
reverendshnar 2 years ago 2
is this a serious religion? it's kind of odd... I like the whole slack concept though lol..
intj123 2 years ago
my pipes loaded with frop
skree100 2 years ago 2
Gimme suomi slack! Oh wait i allready have it! THANX you are the greatest bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob
emilblaster 2 years ago 2
In a time of turmoil, "Bob" is the beacon! In a time that has become chaotic, threatening and confusing, "Bob" is the answer! In a time like now, "Bob" will be your WAY OUT - if you send $30 to The Church of the Subgenius, PO Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, Ohio, USA - THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, PINKBOY! (or -GIRL).
Don't mess it up; July 5th 1998 may be tomorrow!
khae0 2 years ago 4
Praze Bob.
uncledeercamp 2 years ago 2
praise bob dobbs mother fuckers!!!
jewburgarr 2 years ago 4
I love Bob, praise Bob, get SLACK.
:D
djeightman 2 years ago 4
praise bob dobbs
bretcrawford 2 years ago 5
anyone know where i can get a bag o frop?
primalsincerity84 2 years ago 4
Innocent enough, but only to those too foolish to not hear what is hidden in the silences between the notes. The non-sound is rife with the profundity of deranged non-mind supertardation. O the horrors revealed! Praise Dobbs!
intr1nzic 2 years ago 6
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nice Joke =D
CloudAYB 2 years ago
no joke Dude its REAL ! !
squeers63 2 years ago 3
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suuure ;D
CloudAYB 2 years ago
Hail "BOB"
Hail Slack
Hail 'Frop
RexNunc 2 years ago 2
BOB FUKIN' DOBBS
mechagb 2 years ago
Praise Bob :D
scorcher59 2 years ago
Haha, cool
Zlamzambo 3 years ago
are you sure....????@@@@&&&???
ffej980 3 years ago
97.7 % of all eyes watching are Pinks Beware
HellclubFilms 3 years ago 2
Praise Bob!!
Rev. St. Bong Tokker, PhD.
SigalaSigala 3 years ago
bob loves bob thank god for satan!!!!!!!!
obwan1306 3 years ago
this song will be on the soundtrack of my life
praise bob
poopydoolarroo 3 years ago
Now THAT'S entertainment
chimpstop 3 years ago
GO BOB GO!
carrakulo 3 years ago
Hail BOB
sausage4mash 3 years ago
SLACK!!!
SigalaSigala 3 years ago
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Quit being such a bobbie. The only true subgenius is an apostate subgenius. FSCK BOB!
1HAETJ00 3 years ago
Sounds like Gibby Haynes to me.
madgasser01 3 years ago
Subgenius is the original anonymous
JACKOFSPADES253 3 years ago 28
I love the guitar/voice in this. Epic.
eyevahn 3 years ago 2
What would Bob do?
JustAReminder 3 years ago 7
Who would "Bob" do?
austinrees 3 years ago 22
@austinrees Who would "Bob" do for a Klondike bar?
seandunx 1 year ago
i love the girls and the money and the shame of life
GreatestPotential 3 years ago 5
Bob Dobbs :D Did anyone know that Mojo Nixon is a member of the Church of SubGenius?
ibanezmancons 3 years ago 4
no. but is it really a surprise?
dpavelko 3 years ago 4
Wish we could access to information about Bob's sexual exploits
zeit23geist 3 years ago 5
i shall slack my days unto ye Bob
anarchycastro 4 years ago 3
could Bob Dobbs?
HappyBrokenTeeth 4 years ago 2
one Nation under Bob!
VannevarBush 4 years ago 2
The ol' Bobbster
JediofZen 4 years ago 2
Slack Power!
Down With Pinks!
dragon0042 4 years ago 4
for sure...
St4yTru3 3 years ago 4
How much "Bob" Could a "Bob" Dobbs Dob if a "Bob" Dobbs could Dob Bobbs?
googlemyharbl 4 years ago 2
Bob was the greatest salesman there ever could be...
Subgenius23 4 years ago 3
Bob was my grampa
aura723 4 years ago 2
he was all our grandpas
shakmooll 4 years ago 4
He's the guy that stands behind the pope, bit of an anti-hero I guess funny though.
Jonchess 4 years ago 2
Why did Bob Dobbs?
custerslastarrow 4 years ago
Who did Bob Dobbs?
austinrees 4 years ago
Wait, wait....when is Bob Dobbs???
bennydreadful 4 years ago
Bob is the way the truth and the slack
nofukenway 4 years ago
slack is good, slack is fine
but id do eris anytime.
too the prettiest one bobby
coolfoilhatman 4 years ago
"Jesus didn't die for your sins, he died because he was killed for his knowledge of the ultimate conspiracy." - TruSlack
Actually Jesus never died, that was faked just like the moon landing and 9/11. Jesus currently has a job in England and his wife Magdalen had her kid taken away by the Conspiracy but she got the kid back due to a heavenly Miracle. Anyway, "Bob" is a much better personal savior than Jesus, at least in the short duration.
mcgrewrich 4 years ago 2
"Bob" lives behind my couch and sometimes behind my refridgerator.
burteriksson 4 years ago 2
Met Bob once. I'd assumed he'd be taller and I told him so. He forgave me. Very awkward moment. Never will forget it.
ichbineintoober 4 years ago 2
Um.....Wow. I had no idea this existed. Now I wish we had done a better job in the studio with that song. Well done, Rev. Stang! -Doktor Ahmed Fishmonger
DoktorEoanthropus 4 years ago 3
Never whistle while you piss!
hhholmes88 4 years ago
The Xist DID come on Xday. Didn't you hear about all those fires in Fla.?
regusted 4 years ago
When the Xists come to harvest humanity, I will welcome them. About fucking time!
NotSoOldHippy 4 years ago
prayze bawb dawbz!!! letsall schlack auf!!! x dayza cummin andee pinksarr bummin!!! de xists vill rool joo!!!
mcgrewrich 4 years ago
LET US UNITE IN PRAISE!
seltzerwater464 4 years ago
"Bob" is not dead like this song says! The assassination of 1984, like the other assassinations of "Bob", was a fake, carried out by the Conspiracy, which secretly controls the Church of the SubGenius! J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is alive and living in a cave in Afghanistan with Osama Bin Laden, Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe, John F. Kennedy, Eris Discordia, and the Lindbergh baby.
mcgrewrich 4 years ago
Oh sure, thats what 'they' want us to believe. The TRUE Conspiracy WANTS us to believe that "BOB" lives so we'll keep paying attention to 'their' so-called Church of the Subgenius and not see the REAL meta-conspiracy that, by it's very nature MUST NOT EXIST, but fnord DOES! Jesus didn't die for your sins, he died because he was killed for his knowledge of the ultimate conspiracy.
TruSlack 4 years ago 4
"but fnord DOES!"
Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to? }:-}
NotSoOldHippy 4 years ago
ya cant swallow your own throat
RexNunc 4 years ago
jhv1 = 16:9 + Lao tzu - 2% solution = ?
laotsu7777 4 years ago
it's all just a cover for the invasion. the earth is being changed to suit the preferences of beings who evolved on another planet. soon, we will all be enslaved to mass produce cheap tourist souvenirs and silk screen t-shirts for four-armed, three-headed gobs who leave smelly slime trails all over our sidewalks.
PlanXfromMars 4 years ago
Salvation unto the Yeti! Please do not forsake the Salesman of Slack, yes it is, thats what you buy when your buying someting and Bob Dobbs sells just exactly what that is. He's giving you something for nothing and at the same time taking your cash because that is only a distraction from the thing that it is that you were working for before you bought what you did. Now, that satisfaction may be a passing illusion but B.O.B. will always be there to give you what you got.
megaseth999 4 years ago
Amen.
XsapphickizzezX 4 years ago
mor dem kind pils bod
ZachsMind 5 years ago
Just remember, you're all PINK until BOB sees your GREEN.
Always remember that "BOB" IS ...
TruSlack 5 years ago
Take back the slack the pink poys stole from you!
DoctorScissors 5 years ago
praise 13013
naglma 5 years ago
pull the wool over your own eyes!!!
rdelaney 5 years ago
That was awesome!
D4Shawn 5 years ago
Well "Bob" sure is the masiah, idk why more people don't know about him
rdelaney 5 years ago
Any chance of seeing a "Take Me Up To Space" clip?
mikekole 5 years ago
Hey, Bob Dobbs goes to my church. Bob should have been named Dick.
FishBonker 5 years ago
world greatest salesman
Jotadobbs 5 years ago
PRAISE "BOB"!
agenttachyon 5 years ago