Titanoboa: Worlds Largest and Biggest Snake ever

[eonleet]

The name is Jibóia. This snake is from Brazil, not Florida.

[TerisKaminari]

the Titanoboa is extinct and likely has been for thousands of years. They say it was about as large as a school bus, so... you would only be an appetizer. =P

[bradsta88]

im gonna watch james bond

[yummysmoothie12]

every time my nan see's a snake even on tv or a photo she freaks out!

[6flipn9]

Here is a "Very" good reason to stray clear of Florida!

[EmperorPear]

That snake is a SPY!!!

[Happyllama999]

I've seem bigger snakes in my pants.

[Arachnalicious]

@Happyllama999 Snakes? How many? Why do you keep more than one snake? In fact, why keeps snakes at all? Not conducive to happy testicle.

[Kynrin22]

SNAKES RULE!!!

[MidnightSanity]

the titanboa has been extinct for god knows how mnay years BEfroe people

[TheGamers195]

Is that snake real c,mon a titanoboa ???

[thebigdawg61]

if it's my backyard they'll be easy to find....just look right next to the soiled underwear

[derek32807]

sweet Bond music

[realtree1212]

10 gauge tie to back of truck drive fast on verry rough terrain

[djbjcjpj69]

Snakes.. why'd it have to be snakes..

[TheDustyspears]

Titanoboa is prehistoric. We have no snakes that big on the planet any longer.

[daveglander1]

I am calling bullshit!

Titanoboa, my arse... the first two are af-rocks, couple of annies in there... and a 4ft Papuan GTP??? You kidding me?

What if a titanoboa was found in my backyard? I'd be seriously fucking rich. Seeing as a 25 ft retic is worth more than a new Mercedes, a fifty (which is impossible BTW), would be worth millions.

[Rnation46]

if i see one in my backyard i will slap him with my shoe

[MrWrestlemania2011]

that was NOT over 50ft :s

[zzy4567]

good music

[hellblazes1998]

how long is this snake?

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology novel about two boys who find something strange on the beach one night see video book trailer

[jum1801]

...and of course the title of this vid has absolutely ZERO to do with the actual contents. The actual title should be -

."Titanoboa: World's Largest and Biggest Snake Ever...has nothing to do with this video"

[djsubliminalreeve]

my dicks bigger hes called penosaurus gigantum

[mrfireshade]

@djsubliminalreeve

[lee0nline]

i fucking hate snakes

[ezdhamfauzi]

No Mr. Bond, I'd expect you to die..

[AryanSoldat88]

I would Kill it, eat it and make some cowboy boots with its skin.

[AryanSoldat88]

I would kill it, eat it and make some boots, belts and jackets with it's skin.

[frobinhood]

if a titanaboa was in my backyard ID RUN LIKE HELL! then i would call some experts to come catch it

[krambok]

Those snakes belongs to one man.........

James Bond.

[McrBoy511]

uh i'd grab a 42 and blow the fuckin things brains out dominant species mafucka

[vojzdlac101]

Anacondas are big snakes... Tsk3..

[emericajunkmunk3yz]

largest and biggest? WTF?!

[MegaDemonMonkey]

Why is it that all the videos about the largest snake that I watch, almost a third, sometimes more, of the comments are about someone's penis? Seriously?

[ThanosAP]

i hate snakes

[MegaDemonMonkey]

Um, if you didn't know, Titanoboa is extinct right now it existed around 20-30-40 some million years ago. Something like that

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

@MegaDemonMonkey -oh sure it did Darwin..and your stoopid ass was there to record that event? Douche!

[MegaDemonMonkey]

@pockmarkedbuttocks Jesus lose the freaking temper. If it is still alive it still has not been discovered yet, which is highly improbable. It is scientific evidence they dated the find it did exist around that prehistoric time. Read something somewhere search it up! Jeez.

[SuperTillydog]

WOW THAT IS SO COral

[SuperTillydog]

lfsLJDF



[FoxDie85]

oh my god

[The91stallion]

try looking up Sucuriju Gigante.

[konnazjEEEh]

Titanboa a snake that lived 58-60000000 years ago in the Amazon rainforest was about 14 feet long and weighing about a ton.Before this discovery, the largest snake that ever lived was 'Gigantophis', about ten meters long resident of Egypt, which is an area inhabited by 39 million years ago. Today's largest snake is a python, due about 9 meters.

[i0hate0abba]

@konnazjEEEh wat the hell are u on about there are plenty of un discoverd snakes yh u right about all dat but there are larger boas up to 16-17 feet long very rare though and will people stop putting suff up like there the new einstine

[0wolf0king0]

@konnazjEEEh Titanoboa was nearly 50 feet long. Not 14 feet.

[phoboskitty]

the Anaconda is the heaviest snake, the Reticulated python is longer, but a little thiner in the body, and on average Reticulated pythons are much longer, Anaconda's are rarely longer than 20ft but reticulated pythons normally reach size of 27-28 feet, the BIGGEST snake on record was a reticulated python shot in 1912 and that was 32.5 ft long the Anaconda just has a bigger rep but they are heavier the record being 500lbs but for me biggest means longest,a short fat guy is just not as impressive

[1000piper]

Is this even real? I thought the andconda is the biggest snake.

[Saxon810]

@1000piper the Anaconda is todays largest snake but Titanoboa was larger it exsisted over 6m m million years ago it doesnt exist no more or does it...

[MegaDemonMonkey]

@1000piper Yes this was real but it is extinct now or so we think the snakes in this video are not Titanoboa they are just modern day snakes Titanoboa lived in Columbia about a few million years ago. Only one snake pic in the vid is actually of Titanoboa the one around 0:26 something like that

[jeanhyves]

@MegaDemonMonkey is colombia no columbia

[MegaDemonMonkey]

@jeanhyves Oh haha your right :)

[oOJulcheenOo]

OMG... it´s soooooooo big...

[Aresftfun]

Soome of these are different types of snakes. Just sayin.

1:00 is obviously not what this video is about. In fact it's a tree snake.

[ZJBF23]

0:31 OMFG!

[littlerascalslol89]

......holy shizzzz thts a big snakee!!!! AND james bond lol

[TheViolent7unicorns]

1:35 is just from the movie anaconda

[xDinomanx]

@evildisco8 No this is an actual snake that died out millions of years ago but holds the record for world's largest snake.

[GaryGolems]

haha The Bond theme is awesome, but wouldnt the Metal Gear theme be more suitable for this video?

[charlesischuck]

not a Titanoboas the real snake is 43 feet long and weighs 2,500 pounds with a diameter of 3 feet

[qcpkerownz]

I LOVE THE SONG =D IT'S JAMES BOND LOOL

[MrStuffystuff123]

r u kidding me that was the dumest thing ive ever seen just about every one of those snakes was an emerald trre boa, green aniconda, or a freaking rock python

[blackwingedleo]

@MrStuffystuff123 yes

[sidkingXXX]

dude...my backyard is not big enough so that a 60ft snake could fit in it...so stop scaring... :P

[alexxlbd]

snake....

big snake...

[raymondle2007]

i have one of those IN MY PANTS ;D

[adriaj99]

chainsaw it!!!

[seiketsu85]

Brasil!!!lol

[iALLEiN]

omg my snake i 3 feet..but this monsta?

[tekcnub]

at o:58 that snake if its the same kind of snake because i saw one like that at a pet shop

[matburit]

my friend call me Titanoboa because i got big dick

[cardiacthapoet]

corny ass shit.

[Pawnanii187]

@matburit lol

[blueranger1983]

the first snake in this video is an African rock python and by the way the Titanoboa has been extict for nearly 67 MIllion years.

[55marv]

fack?

[narutothehackerr]

lol )

[tw1stedgrudge]

ROFL when the green tree boa and the anaconda pictures come up. xD

If Titanoboa turned up in MY back yard, someone obviously divided by fucking zero. o_o

[K2K3Y]

ROFL !!

Chuck Norris does actually divide by fuckin' zero...and he did count to infinite...twice !! ROFL !!

[tw1stedgrudge]

@K2K3Y Chuck Norris is obviously behind this! We should've known.. xD

[K2K3Y]

LOL man, Chuck is the real reason of Titanoboas Corregionensis extinction....just one only roundhouse-kick, you know, we know, he knows (no 3rd person, I swear it !!) LOL

[tw1stedgrudge]

@K2K3Y And of course, Chuck Norris knew before any of us knew. xp

[K2K3Y]

Yep!

and Chuck also knew I'll be fired if I don't instantly put my Italian butt into the car and go to the lab !! LOL

(nice page and a bunch of mutual interests Mr. Twisted !! CU and greetings from the boot shaped Country).

[tw1stedgrudge]

@K2K3Y Aw, thanks. : ) Good luck at the lab and everything. xp Greetings to you too!

[Barrett1223]

Titanaboas have been extinct for years jackass.

[Krystal7002]

heaps of them were just pythons or anacondas and 1 was from a movie.

[scouserdoyle]

if i saw it in my back yard i would scream,

[TheAmazingMantis]

They can't say this is the biggest snake ever unless they have looked everywhere in the world, under every rock in every age.

[bbpigtoy]

Titanoboa is big enough to swallow a ship , and even buildings .

[ralphnnz]

titanoboa is something that doesnt exist anymore. and it is even larger than these snakes.

[Amishboxer1]

not a damn one was a titanoboa jus a bunch of anacondas retics 1 emerald tree and african rocks

[P0IS0N]

WOW largest AND biggest!

[creeperCBS]

the snake listed in the title is a prehistoric snake thats been dead for years and years, the snakes shown here are a mixture of anacondas, reticulated pythons, african rock pythons and i belive i also saw a emerald tree boa...... this video is wak!!!

[Tunerboii2045]

even tho its extict i would probly shit my pants is hat afucking alligator!!! WTF!!

[Toppredator1]

All you people don't have to be scared anymore. Its extinct. By the way, theres a video that proves it.

[Toppredator1]

You are so stupid. TITANOBOA IS AN EXTINCT SPECIES OF SNAKE! You will never see it in your backyard.

[DrNeur0tic]

i would fucking take everything i see and throw at it while i run

[25jafir]

haha imagine one coming up through ur toilet rofl! if it could fit

[Dominator527]

there is a 24 foot anacanda at my local zoo!

[rickgcook]

one of these pictures is from that movie Anacanda..Jennifer Lopez is in it. the water pic

[soulrock40]

if i saw that in my backyard, i would run like hell

[jhonwanegasey]

i would call animal control . if i could lower its body temp enough and not hurt it i would catch it and sell it

[eliaspopinU]

if a titan noba is found i my back yard fuck moltove to the head ad watch that shit burn

or 12 gauge to the head boop

[CoNtEsSaBeTcH]

stayseated, you got that shit from family guy lmao

[Stayseated80085]

That snake come by my house I kill it. Damn nature you scary

[Gumbie2009]

@Stayseated80085 look up worlds largest snake found dead

[XzRedrumzX]

is the 1st snake real?

[poepiedekker]

yes it is.. i saw that one on tv. he was be electrocuted..

[jhonwanegasey]

i dont think it is very long the fence is probably 6 feet tall and the snake maybe 16 feet long just a fat snake dead on electric fence

[abbzlyknhimm]

Its fkn scary xxx

[flameofelijah]

The 1st snake in this clip got to be the scariest fuckin thing i ever seen

[glatorian21]

JAMES BOND =)

[YAMASAKIZUKI]

scratch that after seeing the real bones and a accurate model umm i would not do anything but put my head between my legs and kiss my ass good bye or run like hell to my Ninja and haul ass away lol

[YAMASAKIZUKI]

first i would set up a camera then i would throw some raw chicken at it and watch it eat (after i call the animal control peeps to come get it) then i would take the camera and stay like 20 feet from it and tape all the way around it. and if it were to even act like it would strike 12 guage slug to the head.

[angelmouse432]

It's extinct...........Duh

[reitifoh]

well i have a snake (not as big as these) and she'll likely grow up to 6 ft, main ewason i'm sayinng this is in the first week she was bout 30cm long, now 3-4 months l8r shes alrdy 2-3 ft and an inch thick, so if you think of it on a longer scale most of these snakes could possible reach their full lenth within 1 year (and just to confirm the average corn snake lives for 12 yrs, imagine how long one of these things could live with the right food XD)

[sk83r641]

haha did you see the monkey at 0:34

[7993noobslayer]

what the nut?

insane

[ahydkfbl]

Those snakes look can swallow enough adult human body.

by the way

Why 007 ?

[mrkoolboyx]

theres a bigger 1 its as big as a double decker bus dont belive me look in the foucus magazine plus theres a crocidile as big as a double decker

[ashrocks87]

if u found a snake in your backyard like that and u called a police you'll be put in the news and in failblog...

[Axeman02]

yeah we found the worlds biggest snake...let kill it!

thats like finding the cure for cancer and throwing it in the bin !! well done.

[NygeeLIVE]

huh.. there's like 30 different snakes in this video.. and the 1st one isn't even a real snake. it was a prank.. but if it was a real snake that size.. wtf else am I gonna do!? RUN! LOL

[0hnoezlol]

if i found one in my backyard ID THROW MY FUCKING DOG AND IT

(my is the shitest dog ever)

[wildabeest4]

lolololololololololol

[NateDunningfilms]

if i seen one in my backyard i would shoot it with either my .357 or my .44 mag then burn it.

[rakrakan012]

if i found 1.ill make it as my pet.:-D

[akatsukigrl1234]

ME TO GO SNAKE! KILL AM MY ENEMIES AND LOVE ME FOREVER!!!! *pets snakes head* <3 kisses!

[pumaloco098]

if there whas one in my back yard

i wud fart on it :)

[Savsc04]

LMAO!

[akatsukigrl1234]

yeah and get your ass biten off! lmfaoooo good luck pal :)

[SANCTUARYSIC]

if i see a titanboa in my backyard i will beat the shit out of him/her with mi fist

[J0viiS]

Damn it, i'd run :] SCREAM-o

[Akabuena]

what if a titanoboa is found in ur bacc yard? next day when i wake up, im in the tanoboa stomach lol

[Dontremindme]

Thats not a titanoboa....

[Bullzmilk123]

dude id start crying excessivly and shit my self

[zorlord6]

the titanoboa is exctinct

[near1717]

hahahah no the pics u showed us were retics

[MissSmircich]

jakobl95, sorry, but no. its 1 really long snake.

[unihockey7719]

can't be true O_O

[MrMJRJ]

if it was in my back yard id open a can of woo ass on it

[duv237]

this is fake, that was a painting,,, some people just have no lives.... gay song 2

[limpar85]

Yikes!

[Mushroomhead2003]

in frebuari 11 2009

someone capture a snake photo large as a river

50 foot ,it could be a titanoboa

[a8e4u]

you didnt even show a picture of the titan boa...u just showed a painting of it and a bunch of other random snakes

[jakobl95]

0:18 like 50 snakes?

[bbark25]

i hate you thats not cool

[Cargando321]

but... this is 45 feet... i saw here in youtube a video with a boa from a zoo that was 50 feet... so... why they are amused .... this was only 45 feet... i think it was of the 60 million years old fact...

[hxcpaintballer]

i call bullshit boas rarely get longer than 12 feet

[Cargando321]

u in drugs?!

boas can get almost as large as anacondas

[hxcpaintballer]

haha no im not " in drugs" and no burmese pythons african rock pythons and reticulated pythons get as big as anacondas actually retics get longer than anacondas and yes boas rarely get over 12 feet fuck you dumbass

[RobbiesCornField]

Check your facts. Boas usually only get 13 feet MAX. Reticulated pythons can get over 30 feet, but the largest one ever found was only 32'. If you're referencing the one found in Indonesia, that was a HOAX. It only turned out to be 29', not 49'.

Anacondas are in the same family as boas, but BOA CONSTRICTORS rarely get longer than 12-13 feet.

[JeffTheFutureJaros]

not now, they just found a Python that's 49 ft. in length, it's in a zoo in Indonesia right now, & it was found being worshiped by Villagers on The Sumatran Islands.

[KittyKstyle]

none of these are titanoboa.. most of them are green anacondas, im sure i saw a tree snake in there and some form of boa... atlease show big snakes of the same speches to make a hoax video?

[BiddaBiddaCherryPie]

yeah i totally agree, if anyone hasent noticed the Titanoboa is extinct, green anacondas are not even the biggest snake, their joined with a load of other Pythons including the Black Tailed Python, so this video is just bullcrap

[tremor209]

titanoboa lives 30 to 40 million years ago

[MrLuckviewer]

its just a python titanoboa measures 57 feet..

[Tylerthehedgehog987]

no the titanoboa is 42 feet long, it was in the current science magizen with the drummer thing on the cover but if you read that artical it says it's exstenced... but is not! ever see the show "lost tapes"? The titanoboa is the "Magaconda"!!!

[1tomix1]

holy shiiit

[Sk8terAz]

titanoboa is bigger than that. its 13 metres long! n its body can reach to a persons waist! if u dont believe this search it in google.

p.s. this python is already extinct.

[Peder209]

a months dinner

[RaitoNg]

...

The titanoboa biger than this ×10

[AirChairRico]

its python

[hvutrong]

music name ?

[3709280]

its james bound

[morningstomper123]

haha

[majorpluraeng]

Bond =)

[maquina823]

para ver imagenes mejor en el internet con mi musica favorita, OK

[eekatz]

¡que tamaño tiene esa vibora! menos mal que ya no existe.

[loveresievil4]

Titanoboa lives 60millions years ago, they found the fossilised Titanoboa.

[melloalfz]

they are not titanoboa....i just read that titanoboa is prehistoric...42-45 feet long...

[clubpenguindino]

Or is it? Maybe it survived, that might explain the huge snake sightings...

[100Review]

I am Bond James Bond and I am gonna kick that snake for Good. :-)

Is there anybody else who dares to kick it?