Family Guy House Rule Book

[superZAKTAN]

ROADhouse!

[OCNVN]

family guy is not funny... is just stupid

[TheDukeskiller142]

That's what I'm gonna say if someone gave me the "Justin Bieber: Never say Never" DVD as a gift.

[thelifeaquatica]

@TheDukeskiller142 Are you out of your Goddamn mind?

[MovieDoctorful]

My reaction to someone handing me the "Fred: The Movie" DVD

[TheCarsten1000]

@MovieDoctorful DID YOU GET THE FяED MOVIE :O

[Free28761]

My reaction to Jehovah Witness coming to my door

[TheSupernaturalGuy]

@Free28761 A very good friend of mine is a JW so you sir, can eat me!

[firehawk8259]

That's like me playing any game

[chileo1]

So true of house, they basically do this every episode

[thaninjah75]

my reaction when my friend handed me a high school musical album

[karakarumba]

puts kkkkkkkkkkkk

[kurbypinky]

Im laughin at the not funny part.

[ARavingLooony]

my reaction if someone gave me a Justin Gayber cd,Gay Wayne cd or the next Call of Campers

[TheBigfatsausage]

"but doctor house, how you going to play by the rules if you don't have a rule book?"

[shadowpal2]

I guess i was the only one who actually laughed ...or it was a giggle I guess...

[Girard1020]

"GET THIS THING OUTTA MY SIGHT!!!

[MrMGSdelta]

my reaction to other people posting there reactions

[SpitShineT0mmy]

My reaction to MLP: FiM.

[tylerjoxrc]

its like thats the 5,732th window you broke

[jimmi161]

Family guy needs a laugh track so we know when we are suppose to laugh.

[TheEsaful]

Am i the only one who thinks Family Guy sucks ass? It's even worse than the new Simpsons -.-

[cuteandfurry69]

It's only funny if you watch House.

[ThEGhOsTsKillZ]

This is my reaction when my mom tell me to do my homeworks

[JanBoyce]

... and its a great way to stay in shape. (for family guy enthusiasts only)

[tobbacoDog]

my reaction when i tried to post a good comment on this video

[Indoornutt]

Dr. House is a meta-gamer.

[solbergsindre]

my reactio to "my reaction" comments

[NaLi2977]

Roadhouse!....... That too...........

[neilpatrickstewart]

Its funny because House refuses to follow the rules.

[kornmasterdan]

He should've done that years ago with the scripts he was getting. Now its too late and the writing on house has been on the decline ever since.

[MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

@kornmasterdan If one more so-called 'fan' says this, I will throw THEM out the window.

[Antimanele104]

making fun out of something which is generally fun...is not fun.

[aza4444]

not even remotely funny

[Trashcansam123]

@aza4444 Exactly. Seth MacFarlane doesn't try.

[MrOnkL]

@aza4444 They parody the premise of the House show. It's funny, perhaps just not out of context.

[aza4444]

@MrOnkL I'm fully aware of the show and the context, house is a great show, it's still not funny at all.

[TheSpigge]

@aza4444 get a sense of humor

[imusthavewhisky]

@TheSpigge yeah, i think that's the problem. he has one.

[TheSpigge]

@imusthavewhisky he has one sense of humor? lol.xD

[SirApathetic]

@aza4444 I know right? Even with a remote, this is still not even funny.

[jorceshaman]

@aza4444 You obviously don't watch too much House. It's not too funny if you only watch Family Guy...

[aza4444]

@jorceshaman I do like House I used to watch it alot.

[AngryLoo]

@aza4444 Your comment made me laugh.

[anothga]

Gregory House in a nutshell.

[dark7element]

This is highly exploitable

[skinnyshit8888]

Why is volume messed up?

[Thor0din1]

my reaction when my girlfriend says that i should use a condom

[planetary109]

@Thor0din1 Good luck with that child support...

[Rainb0wWarri0r]

@Thor0din1 because the condoms you use are apparently heavy enough to break glass.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@Thor0din1 I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your condom.

[Thor0din1]

@TheOtherLioyd actually, youre right mr. troll. she left me 2 weeks ago

[TheOtherLioyd]

@Thor0din1 Gee, I sure wonder why.

[Thor0din1]

@TheOtherLioyd cause she found out that i fucked your mom :S i tought its okay cause every fatty on youtube sticked his german bratwurst in your momy.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@Thor0din1 Point proven with the force of a thousand suns.

[theonlyred4]

@Thor0din1 Damn, and then Emma Stone shows up in a suggested video.

[thfump]

@Thor0din1 : the fact that your comment has 170 "likes" is seriously disturbing. Somewhere in the world there are 170 accidental babies with horrible fathers.

[Thor0din1]

@thfump

god damnit..stop flaming around. ALL OF YOU it was just a fucking joke..jeez..i'm not this dumb as you think xD

[presidentbrian1]

My reaction to fallout new Vegas after playing fallout 3.

[TheCoolboy975]

that's what i did when someone gave me a dvd of dragonball evolution

[0946218123]

GUESS WHAT AMERICA HE'S NOT HOUSE HE'S HUGH LAURIE STAR OF BLACKADDER AND FRY AND LAURIE HE WAS A STAR BEFORE HOUSE

[UltrarubikXD]

@0946218123 TMCL;DR

[Therealdude286]

@0946218123 So what? He's more popular here for house.

[JZPotter]

@0946218123 Gee, no shit, did you figure that out all by yourself?

[iLoveMy98CHEVY]

aha it was Chase!

[dan8889]

22 people play by the rules

[ARavingLooony]

that would b me if i got given a justin bieber, lil wayne,jedward or ne yo album

[Bankai1484]

so dr house. what kind of cancer is it this week?

[jpb1rosegan]

I used to throw the rule book... but then the book took an arrow to the knee

[TheTremor209]

House . . . . . ROADHOUSE!

[SorryNoCommentHere]

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[tukasa76]

You:hey guys, here's rebecca blacks cd, wanna listen?

Me: GET THAT THING OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

[duggerboy35]

@tukasa76 mine was legit u just made sumthin up

[TheMSpence89]

What i did with my copy of sonic 06

[XxGaMeGLItChErZxX]

thats what i did when i bought duke nukem forever

[DainiuZMania]

ROADHOUSE!

[shelby4369]

Friend: hey i got Sonic Free Riders. wanna look?

Me: get this thing OUTTA MY SIGHT!!!!!!

[F12Y14N25]

runny because it is true

[johnthesios5]

Road House...

[LFCEOIN]

since when could i watch videos in different speeds?

[crassirus]

Screw the rules. I have house.

[Giiillette]

But doctor how are you gonna follow the rules without the....OOOOOOOW

[iDjGio]

Road House

[unulify]

:)

[unulify]

:)

[DemonLordChuck]

What episode was this?

[Arnes111]

needs to be shopped with a dvd cover of duke nukem forever

[lihkin1000]

Thats what she said...

[bun182]

Chase didn't have an Australian accent :/

[marvelzombies28]

Roadhouse!

[Tinedmovie4062]

Lol it's funny because it's true

[Stanbobernie]

what episode is this?

[ThatTRMGuy]

House:SCREW THE RULES, IM A DOCTOR!

[MrLuigiv]

poor book XD

[giannadimou]

REPLAY WAS RAPED... I ACCIDENTALY made the thumbs down button very small...!!!

[FluffyPidgeon]

How can people find this funny

[MahajiHaji]

@FluffyPidgeon It's only funny in the aspect of, House never follows the rules of medicine.

[samuel7897]

@FluffyPidgeon Family Guy is built on references, you have to understand the reference to find it funny.

[SSROCKLEGEND]

Why'd you cut the best part "How are you gonna play by the rules if...Ohhhhhhhhhh"

[anybodyontheinternet]

i do that with every sheet of paper my teacher getz me

[StorybookComa]

This is the first funny and intelligent joke I've seen on Family Guy in a long time. Props.

[TheGhostfreak212]

This is one good video player....

[guramika1]

is that chase running in?

[imogengraceleyshon]

@guramika1 i think so but he doesnt have an australian accent

[Sylar03]

I threw it on the ground!

[HaloReplicas]

@Sylar03 You must think i play by the rules, IM NOT GONNA BE USED BY THE SYSTEM!

[BlueSpirit2100]

my theacher hands me my homework...... same reaction

[SoraRue19]

*pouting* AW it's NEVER Lupus *kicks dirt*

[duggerboy35]

thats what i did when some one gave me a justin bieber album

[grutzinthagrunt]

@duggerboy35 did you really get a justin beiber album? hope u killd that ass who gave it to you

[iTzMist]

@duggerboy35 well, this is what i'd do if i saw justin bieber

[vhanna38]

Lmaoo

[DanTheMan774]

To all of the people - especially you, Searcheur, that's arguing and cussin' and dissing each other - STFU & GTFO off my interwebz.

[meaganfarr2]

QUESTION! in this episode, does the actor of house do the voice or is it just someone else?

[Al3xX420]

@meaganfarr2 its Hugh Laurie.

[don2neptune]

hahahaha

[DownPsychic]

At least it wasn't Lupus

[DemonLordChuck]

@DownPsychic It's never Lupus

[iBischoff]

@DownPsychic

it's never lupus

[f0cusen]

@DownPsychic It's never lupus!

[Rodaxoleaux]

@DownPsychic wolf disease.

[DreamKing2]

@DownPsychic Its never Lupus

[Hoyas2594]

Get this THING OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!

[MrTrigger641]

I knew that House is crazy but not so much

[iOnlySignIn]

@MrTrigger641 You haven't seen the last season finale have you?

[MrTrigger641]

@iOnlySignIn

I've seen only 3 seasons,it's no bad but i don't like serials

[iOnlySignIn]

@MrTrigger641 The later seasons are lame, yeah. But season 4 is still fine IMO.

[thunderchundering]

War! Kill all infidells

[007Influence]

"How not to be a fool" Mr T: Get this thing outta my sight!

[creaphoenix]

looking at these comments makes me feel about twice as Intelligent as I thought I was... frankly it even makes peter seem smart.

[Snapshot290]

Why is the comment section in a state of war?

[Searcheur]

the war in iraq is the product of shit and sperm

[ParadigmShiftr]

@Searcheur Thank you for placing a nonsensical, indecipherable attempt at a political opinion in an otherwise funny video. Now please go hang yourself from a ceiling fan.

[Searcheur]

@ParadigmShiftr

go fuck a spider you limp fuck

[ParadigmShiftr]

@Searcheur That is certainly an insult I've never heard before. Bravo. Thanks for supplying my daily guffaw, sir.

[Searcheur]

@ParadigmShiftr

what kinda retard says guffaw?

[ParadigmShiftr]

@Searcheur The kind that reads books.

[Searcheur]

@ParadigmShiftr

yea admit you're a retard

[ParadigmShiftr]

@Searcheur Okay. You're a retard. There, I admitted it.

[Searcheur]

@ParadigmShiftr

yea you're a retard

[ParadigmShiftr]

@Searcheur Lol. Someone should tell your mommy you're using mean words like these. Maybe she'll give you a time out and sell your Beyblades on eBay.

[Searcheur]

@ParadigmShiftr

i'll spin my beyblades in ur mom

[EfcJoeyScouse]

Roadhouse.

[nicothegreat795]

house is a pretty good show

[khvjdjyrd]

Wait, how are you gonna play by the rules if you don't have the ru- ohhhh.

[chronocross14]

10 ppl play by the rulez

[poganla123]

ROAD HOUSE

[ShadowGricken]

you know what's really funny about this? I can imange house actually doing this.

[ArturoDabdoub]

@ShadowGricken the funny thing, is the "rule book", not him throwing it since there is no "rule book" per se in real life.

[ShadowGricken]

@ArturoDabdoub I know. I'm saying that is there was a rule book I could see house doing this

[ArturoDabdoub]

@ShadowGricken ... ok. you dont get it.

[ShadowGricken]

@ArturoDabdoub the joke is that house dosn't play by the rules.

[ArturoDabdoub]

@ShadowGricken form and function, dude. of course thats what they are saying with the joke (so obvious it could be a really lame joke), and they could have done in another way. Now, why they chose to do it in this particular way and why its still funny? mmm? Now, analyze it, and you could maybe taste what else they are saying about the actor, and the character. Simple, yet with a deep background.

[ShadowGricken]

@ArturoDabdoub so we really have to do this? it's wasting both of our time, and not getting us anywhere.

[ArturoDabdoub]

@ShadowGricken ok, whatever. just trying to help you notice a mistake in your argument, so you could double check what you write next time. sometimes a screw less means the structure will fall apart.

Its not good to dont say a word, when you see something wrong. see ya.

[ArturoDabdoub]

@ShadowGricken well, i think that if you see something wrong, you better not keep quiet about it. thats all.

Just trying to help you consider double checking your argument before posting next time.

[ShadowGricken]

@ArturoDabdoub uh-huh

[Sangdude]

This one outburst makes me question if maybe it WASN'T actually Hugh Laurie doing the voice. Good stuff :)

[lars330]

Hahaha Awesome!

[SammyUchiha1]

He saw the words "It was Lupus" on the book

[wowisagaygame]

Funny as fuck man....

[TheSilentOne50]

Whenever i played Zombies, i always say "ROADHOUSE" whenever i kill one.

[99gaz99]

LMFAO

[TheHalfFullHalfEmpty]

Get This thing OUTTA MY SIGHT!

[finsam98]

get this thing outta MY SIGHT!

[xHP1996]

what is this episode called?

[Subliminalhiphop]

house is a breed of charlie sheen and chuck norris :)

[beat612]

">_< Get this thing out of my sight!! lmaoo

[Voice463]

Ghost

[Merc89PSU]

ROFL - that is so true. :)