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  • Its a type of pseudo-scorpion. Im sure u guys have heard of the camel spider... Also a pseudo-scorpion

  • I want one!! They're soo cool

  • the spider is like ok backing off now bye bye

  • NYMPHADORA 

  • Nothing to do here

  • this shit looks like from the Starship Troopers O_O

  • if someone with nails like those was trying to grab me id back off too

  • saw this one in harry potter :D

  • Looks Exactly Like The Spider Looking Thing From Professor Moodie's Defense Against The Dark Arts Class In Harry Potter...

  • Hmm,

    Very strange beast,never seen those before..

  • Holy shit the hell looks like a freaking alien damn nature u scary

  • kill it with fire

  • @falloutforever88 used to kill him with fire, but he got an arrow in the knee a few times :/

  • HOW THE FUCK DID I END UP HERE I WAS JUST WATCHING CUTE KITTENS

  • @monicannabella long time ago it was a cat?maybe :/

  • These spiders are actually completely harmless. And they're really interesting. I'd touch one myself if I could... maybe. If you get past all the legs.

  • Once you get past the f*cking scariness of them, spiders are actually very beautiful creatures.

  • wtf am i watching..?

  • Hate spiders!

  • HOW DOES IT MOVE

  • D FUK?

  • shit did you sqish it!?! its fucking gross man

  • God I think there is somthing crwling up my leg...

  • AVADA KEDAVRA!

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • oooooh shiiii

  • thats one bigass mofo

  • How can you keep this as a pet? I would be so terrified I might break it. Shouldn't it be scouting some cave or something?

  • stab it!!!!!

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand­ i'm done

  • i would just buy it to reduce the population lol.

  • Thumbs up 4 everybody that realised this thing was in harry potter!

  • @zacharia105 omg i saw the video and imeadiatly thought "hey, thats that thing they tortured in harry potter!

  • kill it with fire

  • Oh hell no! I am not touching any kind of creature that freaky! I can't even handle being around regular spiders! *shudders*

  • NOPENOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPE

  • that's the thing from hp: goblet of fire !! I thought that was cgi ... 0_0

  • is that thing dangerous???

  • dah fuq is that?! D:/

  • so cool!

    

  • harry potter's spider!!!!!

  • is your spider watching insect porn?

  • ...but will it blend?

  • It looks like a mutated crab

  • BURN IT, BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • I had minimize the screen because I'm that scared.....then I find out it's no bigger than the tip of someones finger >.>

  • I seen this guy get killed on harry potter !

  • Dam nature you scary!

  • oh shit son, Facehugger spider.

  • It's a Harry Potter Spider!

  • aw, I have two of those. They are really cool to watch move, waving their antenna around.

  • i want one so bad but am not aloud since i have little siblings :(

  • Whipscorpion. Not spider.

  • @AskMeezy tailless whipscorpion. that's a completely different thing, actually

  • Do those bent claws at the front come stretching out like massive arms? If so, I wouldn't much wish to meet one of these fellas.

  • thats from harry potter right?

  • @heatwave174 Actually, they're originally from Africa.

  • You have a whip spider! so lucky

  • Isnt that from harry potter

  • That thing is pure evil. PURE EVIL!!

  • i think this is what moody used to demo the curses on

  • Damn nature, you scary!

  • AVADA KEDAVRA that thing!

  • cut your nails, lol

  • what inclined you to get this as a pet?

  • 4 words: WHAT THE HECK WASTHAT?

  • This one is under your bed right now!

  • looks like hes bin flattened bless him hehe

  • Damn J.K. Rowling, you scary

  • Bear grylls ate that.

  • Spider is slow, not twitchy. The slowness is disarming and makes me not afraid of these spiders.

  • FUCKING KILL THE BITCH!!!

  • i was watchting Taio Crus mixes and now a watch a spider video? xD

  • Imagine finding that thing in your bed at night!! I would have a friggin heart attack.

  • Where's Draco when ya need him? XD

    

  • The whole time I was watching this I was like "Don't touch that shit.. NO.. DON'T.. NOOOO... THAT SHIT IS GONNA EAT YOUU"

  • How thaa f*ck can u even think abt touching that creepy creature !?!? O.O

  • it looks like the result of a shameful secret between a spider and a crab lol seriousley which is it?

  • THIS IS WHY I LIVE IN THE CITY.

  • BURN IT, BURN IT WITH FIRE

  • you shouldve named him Matt

  • howd i go from watching TF2 videos to watchig spider vdeos??

  • cute but...kinda creepy

  • i can tell im not going to sleep well tonight all ready so...

  • @drplbiftin first we shall crucio its ass

  • Is this type of spider - or scorpion - always calm like this?

  • that mother fucker has an hp bar

  • cute :3

  • These are REALLY neat, we have them in AZ, and they get to be HUGE. They sure look ferocious don't they? Sometimes I have them crawl on my arm if I can get them to. They look real slow, but they can move FAAAAST. Totally fascinating creature, I love them.

  • If there's one thing I really can't stand, it's people who pester animals and make videos of it because they think it's funny. You are an absolute retard. It wants to be left alone, and if you handle it, don't fucking poke it! Moron! You're traumatizing it.

  • Ugh lol

  • Hurting it? Squash that beast! Send it back to Mordor, where it came from!

  • It IS the HP spider....Prof Moody

  • i found a smaller one of those in costa rica when i was on vacation 2 of those 8 scorpion of the same speices then i found a scorpion from the tityus and 1 big ass wolf spider ive never seen one bigger than it

  • That thing scares the shit out of me lol

  • AVADA KEDAVRA!!! Shit, didn't work...

  • EAT IT!

  • thing looks like the thing from Harry Potter!

  • @Skydie911 I've never seen that thing, but that thing sounds like a pretty cool thing

  • I love this video. I show it to all my friends that don't know about them and think they're vicious and monstrous. You bug the crap out of this guy and he just sits there calmly. -lol-

  • i love the very informative description! he is so amazingly handsome and pretty and cool!!! <3

  • i keep thinking one of these fuckers is gonna drop down from under my desk and land on my legs RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

    but i keep watching :]

  • DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT!!!!!

    THAT BITCH WILL EAT YOU!!!!!

  • Avada Kadavra that shit outa here

  • man that thing is hideous... but beautiful at the same time

  • If that was the only pet my parent's would buy me, I'd have killed myself a long time ago.

  • That is NOT a Spider!

  • that spider deserve it's name FUCKING PEST! burn burn!

  • What does it eat, babies? lolz

  • Mother Nature, WTF? lol

  • I wonder why it isn't called the hammer head spider or something because it looks like the hammer head shark but a spider version lolz

  • I am burning my monitor as we speak

  • THAT THING LOOKS TERRIFYING

  • this is not a spider this is a scorpion!

  • omfkg !!! are those its teeth at 2:08 :O

  • eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • is that teh one from the goblet of fire?

  • Cool critter! .. I think im going to get a Giant New Zeland Wetapunga.. Ive had pets all my life and bugs are by far the most interesting. Right now I have a Female Mantis as a pet..

  • omg omg omg omg omg omg omg my skin is crawling in places I didn't know existed...

  • It got ran over and survived

  • What the fuck..

  • I don't understand

  • i tink spiders are awsome so if you kill it then you shoud be ashamed >:l

  • That thing needs to fuckin die!!! ALL SPIDERS NEED TO DIE!!they do nothing but torture and scare me to death

  • @dimondrw because you are ignorant and aren't willing to give up 2 minutes of your time to learn about them.

    stop trolling on stuff you don't like

  • NYAAAAAAAAAGHACAAGASDASRASGASD­DSG

  • aw thats pitiful. he belongs in the wild, not your house. hes probably scared to death. poor thing.

  • @sparky35242 or not,

    if i had a constant supply of food, no risk of predation, stable heat and humidity, along with my own space i would be very happy.

    invertebrates don't have feelings, it won't be scared, it is all instinctive.

  • @SpinninTom thats cause you are a HUMAN stupid. humans LIKE that! that thing up there is an animal. he is scared when in a place he does not know, and who are you to say he does not have feelings? animals have feelings just like humans. think before you say, idiot.

  • @sparky35242 no, he is not scared.

    invertebrates do not have a well developed nervous system, they don't feel pain in the way we as mammals do, nor do they have feelings. they rely solely on instinct.

  • it looks so peaceful..

  • CUT YOUR GODDAM NAILS!!!

  • This f'n makes me want to crawl out of my skin!

    

  • imagane if u woke up with this in your bed

  • O_O

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  • Who flattened the lobster?

  • Appreciate the information given in the description.

    Mighty fine insect.

  • i feel like there's something crawling on my feet 

  • I love these, they're so cool. 

  • Something to test the Unforgivable Curses on.

  • if this is your pet, why whas he afreid of you???

  • do they bite or sting?

  • HOW THE FUCK U CAN LIVE WITH THIS KIND OF FUCKING ANIMAL I WOULD FUCKING STICK A DAGGER IN HIS HEAD OMFG

  • I'm laughing at all these "EWWW SPIDER KILL IT KILL IT" comments.It's not the spider's fault it looks like that,calm down.

  • Where's its face? And wtf are those two giant things in front? Pincers like I'm so confused.

  • It looks like the insect on the 4th Harry Potter movie XD I think it is. That is an awesome insect, now I don't like bugs or insects, I get queasy when I see them, well, except for butterflies lol. But those things and butterflies may be the only ones I can handle looking at :)

  • *takes deep breath*

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  • bear grylls ate one of these

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  • I hope you're not cruel to it.

  • @diamonddust22

    It's an insect... I bet you're the last to complain about cockroach fumigation.

  • @aveyowyns It's an insect? What the fuck does that mean? That it has no feelings all of a sudden, that you can slap it around and be cruel to it and it's ok? Secondly, if I'm in an apartment and I am over run by filthy roach that have infested my house, fumigation is the only way. Lastly, it's a cave spider and should be left in a cave. People went to the spider, it didn't come to you. Roach were carried over here from luggage. Grow up you numb skull.

  • @diamonddust22

    No, it doesn't have any feelings. It may feel pain, but insects cannot be conditioned (like a dog who is hit so often, in flinches when you raise your hand, or whatever). When they are hurt, they forget about it only moments later.

    "Filthy roaches."

    How rude of you! Aren't you worried about hurting those cockroaches feelings?!

    "A cave spider should be left in a cave."

    No, it shouldn't. I am sure that if animals WERE self-aware, they would prefer to be in the care of humans...

  • @aveyowy Oh they don't have any feelings? And who told you that, your religious leader at your local church? Also, how arrogant of you to think that an a cave spider would actually want to live with a human being. Take a look at just how ignorant and insensitive you are. Why the fuck would any animal want to live with a douche-bag as ignorant, self absorbed, and arrogant as you? I guess your religious leader and church taught you that you are the superior one on earth. Puritanical bullshit

  • @diamonddust22

    Yep, I'm religious ... therefore nothing that I say is valid. But, that's okay - you can use my religion to act like a prejudice idiot and dismiss the opportunity to look into such things as 'sentience' and 'human consciousness.'

    Good day.

  • @aveyowyns I knew you were because you are taught that animals are shit inferior creatures with no feelings and are on this earth for you to slap around and treat like crap. Do you know what they said when they abolished slavery? They said, "It's ok, we have religion." Wake up the bible is nothing more then one big ancient soap opera.  Your mind isn't yours, it's owned.

  • @diamonddust22

    ...not out in the wild, where every day death is sure.

    It looks like you're the one in need of growing up if you cannot defend yourself without attacking a persons character.

  • @aveyowyns If Insects actually knew what humans were really like, they would rather face death everyday then live and be around a creature as evil and destructive as we are.

  • holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap i'lll never eat or sleep again...im a reasonable person, i get that ur really proud of ur pet...im just mad at myself for watching it haha the brave people can have them

  • ADVADA KADAVRA!

    It's the killing curse!

  • *le long neck reaction guy meme*

  • @OnlyPerfect1 lmfao i just did that.

  • OMG YOU TOUCHED IT

  • me during the whole video: ew eweweewee, no dont zoom on it!!! *covers eyes* omg turn it off, turn it off. *looks* ahhh! closes laptop

    ._.

  • @dawnshadow23 i know, the whole time i was scooting my chair back and covering my eyes and peeking between them.

  • WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH THAT! BLAAAH

  • i didnt know this was actually a real spider i thought it was a made up harry potter spider