Zach Galifianakis @ The Purple Onion

[Renthal127]

I once put an Altoid in my asshole... and, oh thats it.

[screamit1]

this guy is soooo..... raven

[Mar0ke]

@iRantAboutArabs This phrase u just posted in order for everyone to read, was completely fucked up, i dont even know u and u r commented about my personal life, SO HERE I GO, You r a peice of shit who has nothing better to do than read other people's comments and just out of nowhere decide, "oh i wanna get in that conversation." Do u have no friends or something? AAAANNNDDD, to say that i am "flustered" and "nobody likes me" is something that just makes me laugh, EVERY! loves me P.S i hate band

[Mar0ke]

@akanathan first of all, gayist = not a word, also, >.> that guy was saying shyt, i was stating FACTS, yes i said FACTS, dont try and get ina lil war with me, just accept he, he is a FAGGOT and i dont like wut he was saying >.>

[Tyton]

@Mar0ke Thats a gayist thing to say man.

[iRantAboutArabs]

@Tyton lmao, I don't know why that was so funny to me

[misterlestrade]

@iRantAboutArabs i know, that's the genius of it!

[iRantAboutArabs]

@Mar0ke You're like the perfect example of the flustered band kid nobody liked.

[EdvinasYah]

thats a killer perm!

[Mar0ke]

@DEATH2FAGA4eva ur name is kinda ironic since ur such a huge fag, FUCK U bro.

[akanathan]

@Mar0ke

its that very irony that makes people racist and sexist and gayist.

[yodalantern]

Ah, leave poor George-boy alone. It was a different Bush in charge of security of the twin towers. Wonder what Bush's cousin Obama would say about buildings turning into talcum-powder sized dust at free-fall speed. Probably just chuckle.

Check out "between two ferns" also done by zach. Great series. You will laugh. Enjoy life, blessings and a happy new year to you and yours!

[chunks132]

i wonder if it burned?

[xxwesdogxx]

he is funny in his movies but his stand up just doesnt make me laugh.. anyone who likes his standup needs to look up jim gaffigan or sam kinison

[hamersmith6]

why make cracks at bush he wasn't that bad it could been worse i mean look now we got Obama

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@hamersmith6 Bush wasn't that bad? So you're saying nearly shooting down a U.S. plane to frame Al Quaeda (however you spell it) isn't bad? You're saying constantly lying and, to any social engineer, lying terribly? You must be retarded.

[hamersmith6]

@HabeKeinMitleid shooting donw a air plan wtf are you talking about

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@hamersmith6 Read a book. Talk to people. Gain the intelligence before you have an opinion on said intelligence.

[hamersmith6]

@HabeKeinMitleid i do read books and have intelligence but none of the book i read say bush shot down a plane

[c0nman101]

@TheLongestMile you'd also have to grow a beard and play the piano

[Nonghyupful]

RIP, Zach!

[theshantanator]

i have the purple onion special on netflix nd i remember watching it long before the hangover nd i was like wow this guys hilarious... the whole special is a rollercoaster ride of emotion lmao!

[lightningspeed719]

He almost got Kangaroo Jack,almost.

[Gustavofromelcajon]

but he got... The Hangover! LOL

[Nonghyupful]

RIP, Zach!

[JayLo082606]

@Nonghyupful Uhhhhm he's alive.

[cairo69]

@Nonghyupful WTF?? He aint dead boy! :)

[steveodom]

Zach may be the closest thing we have to a modern-day Andy Kaufman.

[ArsenioBeckman]

@steveodom Yes, if Andy Kaufman had no talent. Or denied people work. Or if he were not funny.

[777zachk]

@arsenioBeckman no its funny bc his fat

[ArsenioBeckman]

He's fat, too.

[buttlord123]

Zach and Ryan Dunn look like brothers

[funnypunwatch]

Zach Galifianaskis is without a doubt the modern day Andy Kaufman

[ArsenioBeckman]

@funnypunwatch that would be true if Andy Kaufman was a no-talent hack. 

[hershysquirts187]

i once put an altoid in my ass hole and . thats it. classic

[ArsenioBeckman]

@hershysquirts187 Ripped off from Martin Lawrence's (now banned) opening SNL monologue. What a hack. To rip off the man who can only get laughs in a fat suit is just a new low. Even lower than working with Mike Tyson then denying Mel Gibson. Hypocrite.

[WREQUIEM]

@ArsenioBeckman why did you click on this video. lol u dumb

[jahseedbeatz504]

He is serious omfg!! Genius !

[jiayunlim]

what if he's serious? haha

[bigbadbruins1]

THIS GUY CRACKS ME UP.

[ArsenioBeckman]

Why are these idiots laughing? Let me see if I get this straight. The same guy who was in 'G-Force' is acting like he is above being in 'Kangaroo Jack'? Hipsters are the worst kind of people. Go ahead and waste your money on this hack. The joke is on you. Fags.

[rocktheflare]

@ArsenioBeckman wow. really dude, what do u care if we spend our money on it. he makes people laugh. the kangaroo jack thing was a joke. or are u one of the ppl who was born without a sense of humor

[demsokk]

@ArsenioBeckman haha your a little bitch... as the world turns, you sit and negatively grin, Have fun with that chump.

[thedtp123]

@ArsenioBeckman why are you watching this then?

[ArsenioBeckman]

@thedtp123 . I am free to watch whatever I want and to comment however I please. The real question is how you can possibly think this is funny? Laughter is something that should come naturally. It should not be something you have to force yourself to do in order to appear to "get" the joke. If you want to sit and pretend that this crap is funny, be my guest. I just think comedians should make you laugh and ZG falls short every single time...which is an amazing feat in and of itself.

[thedtp123]

@ArsenioBeckman the real question is why are you commenting on it, just keep your criticism to yourself, everyone has there own brand of humor and there own taste of what he/she thinks is funny, you are just trying to stir up an argument.

[thedtp123]

@thedtp123 another thing is i don't force my self to laugh at this, it does come naturally. You are probably one of those people who likes farrelly brother movies and other bullshit comedians that try to hard. Apparently you have never seen bored to death, that show is great. Just please fuck off.

[OctoMoose]

r.i.p. zach we will miss you

[brady5991]

@OctoMoose wrong thumb i ment to thumb down. he never died

[OctoMoose]

@brady5991 give it a few years this will be the most relevant quote for him.

[brady5991]

@OctoMoose what about the thumb thing or about him being not dead?

[OctoMoose]

@brady5991 people said the same thing about Gary Coleman. Guess who has the thumbs up now? i have no idea

[isaveu]

@OctoMoose not funny ;*(

[harveydeadman]

this was one of the funniest scenes from this movie. I honestly thought I was gonna pass out.

[kennysurdad]

i love it when he starts yelling at the audience i know its for show but dam he gots the magic

[joshmandude1234]

not funny at all.

[zethroth]

@joshmandude1234 No sense of humor at all.

[shikamarucool]

some days i worry jokes are gonna run out someday but people like zach reasure me theres still creativity around :P

[mertyiM]

FUCK YOU! YOU WANT RESPECT YOU NEED PANCAKE MIX!

[zaynzaynzayn]

demitri martin is great. but zach galifianakis is greater.

[vai82]

what channel was that where he had a show on?

[RetroZombieee]

@vai82

Maybe VH1.

[aguywithasniper]

his hands are exactly like the ones from the burger king commercial

[thefatman69dude]

hes is the funniest man alive

[stevenapoleon]

he will have a lot of good ones for Obama some day. Oh wait comedians have to suck up to the current admin

[EricFinnerty]

"the sharing of laughter and all that horse shit!" ppl od on their expression of geekin out with this red head tubby lubby R.I.P. Charlie Miller

[wetthecheat]

@EricFinnerty what?

[wetthecheat]

2 of the best minutes on youtube. definitely.

[TheLoneRanger13]

Was it bi curiously strong with that whole altoid ordeal?

[ChainGangPictures]

Hilarious!

[Demolishor4]

i hope Zach Galifianakis has babies to help continue his legacy of making people laugh their asses off all around the world.

[TheAnimadey]

@Demolishor4

Babies with sweet ass beards.

[tishnikof]

We'll miss you Zach!

[mikolene97]

@tishnikof what?

[woolvett22]

@tishnikof why will we miss him?

[andylakers]

I think he's trying to say "well miss" him because he made it big time, and when people make it big time they are never the same.

[TheAnimadey]

This guy is hilarious. He is super funny on Tim and Eric.

[ejones1588]

@TheAnimadey : Snatch that grahvee up..

[c0nman101]

fixta fernback, thats ur new name

[1wigbert]

HAHAHA*SOB*AHAHAH*WEEP*

he scares the shit out of me, but damnit if he can't make me laugh my ass off.

[griever3]

I laugh my ass OFF when he says, "'Cause who gives a FUCK?!". A hahahahaha

[frollun2]

zach g is so fucking funny. he has a really original style of comedy.

"i almost fucking got kangaroo jack... almost... GOD DAMNIT!!!"

[hramone]

he's like demetri martin only funny.

[superdooperpooper564]

he's like demetri martin only realy drunk

[analect303]

demetri martin aint shit to zach galifinawhatever you comedy nazi

[he11sbe11s]

okay

[kicktotheballs]

I felt so bad for Bald Carl after watching this dvd

[kingofthelaugh]

Zach Galifinakis is the tits, and this is way before he was a celeberty

[goihe]

i think he wash drunk!

[boblawblabla69]

i think you're drunk for spelling "was ...... WASH

[alexander92648]

he has a giant head.

[Trechul]

Kangaroo Jack!

[hollowman113]

i would kill zach and make a Uggiez with his beard

[ghostbuster323]

Instead i gotta sit here and entertain you FUCKS!!

[johnnycoolguy9554]

I wish I was friends with Zach.

[Jams103]

Me to buddy, me to.

[johnnycoolguy9554]

Cuz who gives a FUCK?!

[ckys765]

Different and Love It, he was amazing in the Hangover

[PersephoneSwimming]

somebody has to get the message out

[27streamline]

favorite comedian!

[AntiStalinist]

This is the relative you don't want to have around when booze is being served.

[Janders52]

this whole dvd is freaking hilarious

[rickcaine]

1:17

[cynicglych]

cuz who gives a FUCK

[devinfmf]

Dimitri Martin is funny as cocks in a bucket.

[lobster272]

so fuckin funny

[devinfmf]

Fuck you peterpanman

[stranglestrong]

his character in the hangover is so fucked up lol

[patrobstar]

its very ironic how i discovered dis guy

i was 2 lazy 2 turn frm comedy central like 2 days ago n tghey were playin all o his stand ups n i actually watched all of dem dis guy is lol actually very funny

[Fareru2]

Nice spelling...

[enoezark]

me too. I was wondering why they gave him back to back shows then I went and saw The Hangover the next night and it made his character that much funnier...

[mattisprettycool]

this guy is so fucking funny

[Vvran36]

lmao

[harveydeadman]

I have tears in my eyes from the "kangaroo jack" joke. too friggin funny!

[schnurr31]

carl must have killed himself haha

[CocoaShunter]

CUZ WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

[MoojMajik]

LMFAO

[kdouglas24]

i think he could be on acid......possibly. i watched this whole stand up and looking at all the shit he pulls it seems like he could be on acid. either way, he's fucking hilarious.

[ChadMedellin]

Or it could all be "an act". Crazy thought, right??!! (read with merciless, dripping sarcasm)

[mrdm11]

"I like to read the bible in public places and when i know ppl are watchin i like to say things like OH BULL SHIT!!!!" GOD HE IS FUCKIN GREAT AND HIS NEW MOVIE THE HANGOVER IS GOIN TO BE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!

[mikemip2005]

lol, corporate sockpuppets

[Riste1986]

"i got to stay here and entertain YOU FUCKS "

now we are talking ......

[wobbygongman]

GOD DAMNIT!

[nvicars22]

yea i agree with him 100 percent about the celebrity deal

[pianomanTodd]

nice spelling of tourette  dumbshit , Zach Galifianakis kicks ace

[ChantRodem]

And he does this with a straight face lol.

[d4nny163]

wtf is this?

is he supposed 2 b funny??

does he have torrets?

what a fag

[shortperson1026]

He's an awesome piano player!

[alifeofarcticsounds]

carl!

[P34V3Y7]

i cant find the whole performance anywhere. i saw this on comedy central the other night... funny funny stuff

[Zwartekaka]

He meant it ! Every word of it :).

[zenrarity]

It's almost weird to think I've seen him as an actor. His performance here seems so raw and angry. Is this how he really is?

[davidninja20]

hahai love how it just goes from a peaceful piano

2 yelling at the crowd

hes so fukin funny

[wobbygongman]

Anyone know what song he's playing? Or did he write it?

[zenrarity]

He wrote it.

[ratava911]

you can tell his humor comes from a very dark place inside of him.

[mack1000]

i was gonna watch this on comedy network but it ended up being demetri martin he's pretty good too

[peterpanmannnn]

demetri martin is fucking horrible, don't bring that name up around here.

[ChadMedellin]

Go fuck a lemon juicer!

[chikinpie1]

hes not thatttt bad lol

[rhiannon420666]

@Likeabosscuzimdaboss

You lose.

[Likeabosscuzimdaboss]

@rhiannon420666 If I had lost, I wouldn't have the second most likes out of any comment for this video, but i do faggot

[rhiannon420666]

@Likeabosscuzimdaboss

So because you have the second most likes (not sure why), you instantly gain some sort of higher status? And it gives you the right to throw around the word "faggot"?? To a girl, at that. LOL.

[madnesscombat5]

@rhiannon420666 dont pay him any attention hes just another one of those thumbs whores.

[Likeabosscuzimdaboss]

@madnesscombat5 yeah i only use my thumbs to type and i do it all day long, just because your a girl does not mean your exempt from the word faggot, you should be glad i didn't use a more degrading word like cunt, twat, bitch, slut, or any other type of slander. Oh and Rhiannon i got the most like because I am the boss, I fuck shit up and everyone wants to be me, now suck my dick please

[rhiannon420666]

@Likeabosscuzimdaboss

The more you type, the more it shows your low IQ.

[rhiannon420666]

@madnesscombat5

:)

[madnesscombat5]

@Likeabosscuzimdaboss lol do you come on this video everyday? faggot, i didnt read your paragraph either, dont expect me to read it, or any other essays you send me. oh.. and blocked, gg l2pk legit.

[Resolvetheory]

Haha yea frojo334. It's in this one I think,

watch?v=_ADoo_xBy7s

He screws up the joke about reading the bible and flips out

[wobbygongman]

Don't think it's in that one.

[frojo334]

does anyone have the link to him, freaking out cause he fucked up on the piano?

i cant find it

[cameronzhd]

I almost got fuckin Kangaroo Jack, ALMOST.

[kickflipx69x123]

i once put an altoid in my asshole

[lebbo88]

Does anyone have the clip of him telling the joke to the cameraman the joke on this DVD?

[Greenstarluigi]

........." Cause who gives fuuuck!

ROFL

[mirokupurple]

lol, i was thinking the same thing before i read ur comment

[kdouglas24]

hahahaha i love that smile on his face after he goes, "Cause who gives a FUCK?!?!!?"

[maryjivinjane]

"That would have been my ticket out!" LOL.

[ItsJustARide314]

only he could get people to laugh at him after he calls them fucks, he really doesn't seem to care if they like him which in effect makes them like him, brilliant? or an endless struggle within the mind of zach galifianakias

[G0D666]

he seems like he hates his jokes

[MrClark86]

I laugh at everything this guy says, he's unstoppable.

[Resolvetheory]

I was watching this in the middle of class and just burst out laughing at 1:17... absolutely perfect comedy done by a genius !!

[PunchDLove]

'Cause who gives a FUCK!".

[Te4RHyP3]

that must be one of the most powerful "fuck"s ive ever herd in my life. its so strong i can use it to take out stress

[TomMorello914]

what kind of beer does he drink

does anyone know the what song is on the ending credits?