DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL BE GETTING KISSED ON THE NEXT POSSIBLE FRIDAY.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS YOU CANT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.POST THIS COMMENT ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOURE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
The expansion pack has all kinds of great content. Like jizz. Because the expansion pack is his erect penis. Shit, I can't sell double-entendres very well.
@GEtuP4deTh Notice how the actual short starts at around 2.5 seconds to allow for the 2.5 seconds of title screen and the 0.5 seconds of the "THE END" cut? How's your math?
Actually, this is all an elaborate experiment and he doesn't know he's in a simulation. The two men on the couch are social scientists who strapped that equipment on their subject while he was asleep and created a virtual first date. When he says 'Let's see here this goes,' he wants to know if they can completely fuck his mind up by eventually tearing his fictional wife and children away from him and dragging him back to the real world as an old man.
@iBrez45 I think its a pretty definite ending where, due to a lack of adequately waterproofed circuitry, he accidentally electrocutes his own genitals. Then begins a WHOLE new fetish.
@thesplage Well, I meant a new fetish for him, but yes, I'm certain that for the lover of electric shocks to the urethra caused by ejaculating into an electronic device, there is a niche. A hideous, hideous niche.
This is the virtual human. Who is he? What can he do, what does he want? Why does he move like that? How does he move like that? Look at him. Look at him now. Look at the virtual human moving virtually. And now look at him all the time.
Just like Red Dwarf
sayzeem 2 weeks ago
Oh god I just noticed the mechanical box on his crotch. Oh god.
splitsticks 1 month ago 2
hes grabing her butt
AznNinjaViet 1 month ago
0:05 was he fingering her?! xD
muchmaplevideoz 2 months ago
Behold, one of the many unreleased Virtual Boy games.
CuzinNiko 3 months ago in playlist More videos from 5secondfilms
Watch his hands!
Sven2Perroy 3 months ago
@Sven2Perroy LMAO I did not notice that til you pointed it out. Ahahaha!!
xXAmoureuVII 3 months ago
lol american dad this week
IridianDarkThorn 3 months ago
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.
Madvillane 3 months ago 13
@Madvillane
Tentacles?
TheB345T007 3 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA his fingers just like fingering the air ahahah
philatwill123 3 months ago
is it me... or is she imitating the movements of the virtual man?
timberhinds 3 months ago
@timberhinds He's in the same dress...
ramonsterns 3 months ago
@ramonsterns
nevermind.
ramonsterns 3 months ago
This must've been awkward to film.
mickyj300x 3 months ago 8
It counts.
RazeFlare 3 months ago 7
description
Ploiken 3 months ago
at least one of these comments is like" OMG i want one lololol"
Thechosenchicken 3 months ago
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DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL BE GETTING KISSED ON THE NEXT POSSIBLE FRIDAY.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS YOU CANT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.POST THIS COMMENT ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOURE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
firelord301 3 months ago
Does... he.... have a power supply on his penis?!? WTF
Uyuzefe 3 months ago
Doesn't matter, had virtual sex.
Sonerr9700 3 months ago
LOL, Exeter head on the mantle
Nixel85 3 months ago
Just don't step in any water or you'll electrocute your D*ck!
ytfanforever 3 months ago
The Sims 4 trailer?
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Check out a rap I did with my friends
/watch?v=kWm_gJU4CmM
^^
TheHooHan 3 months ago
Deus Ex update??
CODMASTA 3 months ago
Elder scrolls 9.
Thelondonbadger 3 months ago
Hey, that's the girl from Theater Class!
dLema1 3 months ago
Surrogates
GutsyguyPrime 3 months ago
The expansion pack has all kinds of great content. Like jizz. Because the expansion pack is his erect penis. Shit, I can't sell double-entendres very well.
Syatek2020 3 months ago
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/watch?v=TIq-ut8yMso
omg.
rugbyguybean14 3 months ago
The revolution of Kinect
panczyszyn1993 3 months ago
why is he wearing tights?
aandrewwggilchristt 3 months ago 5
@aandrewwggilchristt
Why wouldn't he be?
Rawr rawr
funkophone 3 months ago
@funkophone because he could be wearing a potato dress
aandrewwggilchristt 3 months ago
@aandrewwggilchristt
That is extremely valid. I accept your potato dress in good spirits, sir.
funkophone 3 months ago
@funkophone good
aandrewwggilchristt 3 months ago
@aandrewwggilchristt WHAT?! Everyone does it noadays!
sweYoda2 3 months ago
@aandrewwggilchristt
clearly showing a future when gays take over the world
eskabarz90 3 months ago
if you wanna impress a chick, do the power supply dick
Esubalol 3 months ago 4
Is that Nick from goodneighbor?
TheSeaBase 3 months ago
doesn't matter had sex
ZakobYoa 3 months ago 284
@ZakobYoa upvote!
ciavarella1292 3 months ago
Why is he fondling a ball sack?!?
TPBXDRicky420 3 months ago 8
The description... ugh.
tfhkyoshi 3 months ago
add this to World of warcraft and there be NO reason To ever Go outside
ChiCkeNlegProjeCT 3 months ago
THESE ARE ALL 8 SECONDA LONG YOU CHEEPOES!!!!!
GEtuP4deTh 3 months ago
@GEtuP4deTh Notice how the actual short starts at around 2.5 seconds to allow for the 2.5 seconds of title screen and the 0.5 seconds of the "THE END" cut? How's your math?
cleanupinaisle3 3 months ago
@cleanupinaisle3 NERD RAGE!!!!
GEtuP4deTh 3 months ago
@GEtuP4deTh Only if you count the opening titles/credits
sjd25591 3 months ago
I'm just waiting for it to become affordable...
honorific88 3 months ago
Inception for ages 18 and over
Maestro2514 3 months ago 6
som1 has alot of dvds
AnimeJunction 3 months ago
P0rn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XeDro987 3 months ago
Actually, this is all an elaborate experiment and he doesn't know he's in a simulation. The two men on the couch are social scientists who strapped that equipment on their subject while he was asleep and created a virtual first date. When he says 'Let's see here this goes,' he wants to know if they can completely fuck his mind up by eventually tearing his fictional wife and children away from him and dragging him back to the real world as an old man.
TheMightyFiction 3 months ago 6
@TheMightyFiction the would be (puts on glasses) ONE MIGHTY FICTION!!
Yeeeaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
SpazzyFizzle 3 months ago
Totally unrealistic. Those guys should be snapping pictures and putting them on Facebook as a caption contest.
TheMightyFiction 3 months ago
This is an actual thing. Google "cyber sex suit".
Apollomasque 3 months ago
ಥ_ಥ
Nerwik 3 months ago 3
The expansion on his crotch has a fan on it! LOL
Have you seen the Japanese vest that hugs you back? You hug it, and it squeezes you as through it's hugging you back. O_o
hirokx 3 months ago
red dward much? :P
MasterControl9000 3 months ago
Run! It´s agent Smith!
Simpkin1992 3 months ago 2
@description, that's a perfectly find single-entendre
ezelouie 3 months ago
Dick is in the box.
lbthai 3 months ago
thank goodness it's in 1080p, i almost missed all that important detail
tehc111 3 months ago 5
LOL _O_
Intosia 3 months ago
The best game of all time. Me want that !!
BossPanzer 3 months ago
Actually, the blonde is real. She came on her own while playing with her XBox.
THAT'S how you do it.
TheMightyFiction 3 months ago
The description is funnier then the video.
EXILED4LIFE 3 months ago
Wow
Nickelstarfilms 3 months ago
Where you going with this, bro?
speros24 3 months ago
WHERE DOES IT GO?
iBrez45 3 months ago
@iBrez45 I think its a pretty definite ending where, due to a lack of adequately waterproofed circuitry, he accidentally electrocutes his own genitals. Then begins a WHOLE new fetish.
TheMightyFiction 3 months ago
@TheMightyFiction Fetish? Yep... New? Rule #34 mate...
thesplage 3 months ago
@thesplage Well, I meant a new fetish for him, but yes, I'm certain that for the lover of electric shocks to the urethra caused by ejaculating into an electronic device, there is a niche. A hideous, hideous niche.
TheMightyFiction 3 months ago
i keep trying to focus only on those 2 guys but i cant lol
xel99 3 months ago
Started watching video in 360p.
Saw that there was girl in video.
Switched to 1080p fullscreen to see if she was hot.
zoso682 3 months ago
Heh, expansion pack, like his *clicks show more* ...oh.
Dasyati 3 months ago
Big head in the back
DefectiveDave 3 months ago 4
I really want to see where this goes!
TheMaskedInsomniac 3 months ago
This is the virtual human. Who is he? What can he do, what does he want? Why does he move like that? How does he move like that? Look at him. Look at him now. Look at the virtual human moving virtually. And now look at him all the time.
VirtualTechno 3 months ago
He is fingering one of two things with his lower hand there. And one of them is grosser than the other.
MasonicDisplay 3 months ago
he has his cock-in-a-box.
kynayo 3 months ago
I don't want to see where this goes.
GameKeeper28 3 months ago
Is he wearing the Beyonce Single Ladies unitard?
sketcheddreams 3 months ago
The only reason I didn't laugh at this is because Japan probably already made it.
DoomFan2010 3 months ago 567
@DoomFan2010 They did and they already made a school girl tentacle rape expansion.
mrsims2 3 months ago
@mrsims2 Thank you mrsims, that was the joke.
DoomFan2010 3 months ago
@DoomFan2010 No.....it wasn't. =/
mrsims2 3 months ago
Brought to you by the makers of the blow up doll
ThatGuyNamedTim 3 months ago
beck and nick from good neighbor!
TheD415 3 months ago 2
there is some weird santa in the background.
flashmate100 3 months ago
Matrix reperved
Simpkin1992 3 months ago 212
...and the mating ritual begins.
vegemitosis 3 months ago
Wish I had a power supply unit for a penis.
tydwidell 3 months ago
Looks like he's touching all the bases at once.
SoarOfTheConchords 3 months ago
this was fun
DWSProductionsUK 3 months ago
I always read the top comments first, and I end up missing the video and have to replay it.
AnglSummer4 3 months ago
his left hand...
craigogilvie 3 months ago
The sims first kiss music ^_^
ItsSoDomVoice 3 months ago 4
Yellow painted bow tie man in the background?
SabCorps 3 months ago
Oh nice 303 views, and 481 likes.
no wait ...
NoobiiPower 3 months ago
Giggity
MyNameLeonIs 3 months ago
Finally, the size of my e-peen can matter!
Atylonisus 3 months ago 5
Are...are those tights really necessary?
DJRozwell 3 months ago 4
forever alone
RawrNinjaBurgers 3 months ago
WTF????
AshleyTisdaleFan2145 3 months ago
oh no...im in the weird part of youtube again
abcmaster34 3 months ago
@abcmaster34 dont worry its safe here
halosmallmac 3 months ago
@abcmaster34 not even close to it
droids89 3 months ago
This video... doesn't have a... 7th second!
*James T Kirk - official quote*
WTFRawrtube 3 months ago
Y U NO HAVE MORE 'LIKES' THAN TOP COMMENT? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
fawnfromdown 3 months ago
You guys needs to make another channel called 10SecondsAfterThat... n continue ones we vote up
touchsmart0 3 months ago
That looks alot like that actress with that large chin
Harekiet 3 months ago
WHY DOESNT 5SF HAVE MORE SUBSCRIBERS?
XChupacabraXx 3 months ago
description
franks1no 3 months ago
The thing is that she really jumped on him to make the video.
ScopeFater 3 months ago
I honestly thought it was Olivia in the suit the first time around...
Boner gone.
Kaiza20 3 months ago 2
Red Dwarf rings a bell here :U
ginacartoon 3 months ago
Kiss me *hugs minigun*
jsDX11 3 months ago 6
That couch guy sounds so much like Troy from Community
msndokaralho 3 months ago
Best part is at 47:22
MrVulgaris 3 months ago
He got to third Base straight away?! :O
WH1T3YHD 3 months ago
the descriptions are always great
CheezeWolf 3 months ago
thats best i got
iPOWNSCRUBS 3 months ago
it looks like
*puts sunglasses on*
(insert pun here)
awwwwww yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
iPOWNSCRUBS 3 months ago
@iPOWNSCRUBS Shut the fuck up.
MarineroPL 3 months ago
@MarineroPL damn y u such a bitch? did your mom forget to breast feed you this morning?
iPOWNSCRUBS 3 months ago
@iPOWNSCRUBS Who breast feeds someone who's not a baby,
JuliusIsMe 3 months ago
@JuliusIsMe obviously your mum
iPOWNSCRUBS 3 months ago
@iPOWNSCRUBS Not from my mother, though yours was a good substitute.
MarineroPL 3 months ago
0:06 ahahahah
eldeano1 3 months ago
guess he's attempting the alternative ways of dating to find that girl who will accept him for who he is
grayfox122 3 months ago
we should make that a dance move.. to the clubs!
eldeano1 3 months ago
What is his right hand doing?...
AliFREAKINGJewers 3 months ago
Hey, this joypad looks like a penis. So Realistic! (the continue)
Arceuxx 3 months ago
Hey. Hey. Hey.
The sex scene could be done in one video.
Because it'd only take 5 seconds for him to finish.
Gameathoner 3 months ago 479
@Gameathoner ZING
HudsonRyde 3 months ago
@Gameathoner
DAYUM THAT'S COLD.
Pringle4Box 3 months ago
@Gameathoner ROFL
4321brij 3 months ago
over 300!
musterdsandwich 3 months ago
wait, why the fuck are they watching him?
0.0
VirtuaBlueAM2 3 months ago
Insert...
*puts on sunglasses*
Shitty joke here.
YEEEAAAH
MrDasaint08 3 months ago
Michael Rousselet without moustache and beard? NO GOD PLEASE NO NOO NOOOOO~
SkaarjRogue 3 months ago 5
ah I see you guys discovered the iLoveMaker 3000.
divinesleeper 3 months ago
Red Dwarf anyone?
CrazyKosai 3 months ago 9
Hope that crotch processor is liquid resistant.
infrafan 3 months ago 8
The video info really completes the package. Because the package is his testicles. Damn, I can't sell double-entendres either.
piercedj316 3 months ago 438
is that a toaster on his crotch?
djdtisking 3 months ago
LovePlus 3.0
Muotka 3 months ago
I subbed for the descriptions and tags
ZombieOwen23 3 months ago
foreveralone.jpg
Londonnnc 3 months ago 5
Comment removed
mukkua 3 months ago
FaceBook in a nutshell
coolbionicle 3 months ago 7
"wow i'm virtually doing something virtually" i think i messed up that line
SmashLiXs 3 months ago
Red pill...blue pill
StephensStuff 3 months ago 2
The Salvation Of MMORPG Players Is Upon Us!
Judixify 3 months ago
Why does she go from blonde to brunette?
Vagrant123 3 months ago 2
Forever alo- FUCK, Someone already beat me to it.
BlueRushAlt 3 months ago
CROTCH POWER SUPPLY
Vitaminous 3 months ago
9 he is speaking french
houseofcards613 3 months ago 5
didn't knew you are on vimeo. why aren't there any new videos on vimeo?
1993paule 3 months ago
It's really easy to tell when a girl or a boy makes the description in these videos.
Ayevee39 3 months ago
@Ayevee39 WHICH IS IT THIS TIME?
WilcoMaree 3 months ago
@WilcoMaree urmama
Ayevee39 3 months ago
@Ayevee39 OH.
WilcoMaree 3 months ago
Expansion pack. I get joke. I laugh.
bf2lover42 3 months ago
Forever alone.
tenpinbowl12 3 months ago
The last sound he makes is priceless
Logdotzip 3 months ago 4
@Logdotzip holy shit logdotzip ily and your vids omgggg!!!!!!!!!!! l0l
mindis99 3 months ago in playlist More videos from 5secondfilms
Doesn't it creep you out that she thinks she is a guy.. o.0
TheIwanzz 3 months ago
@TheIwanzz it is a guy-.- look at the hair... blonde, same guy as in the "virtual"part... are u blind?
lolmaster111222 3 months ago
@TheIwanzz What?
whothefislate 3 months ago
@whothefislate She's 'playing' a guy..
TheIwanzz 3 months ago
@TheIwanzz aaah! Your comment was a bit confusing
whothefislate 3 months ago