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  • Just like Red Dwarf

  • Oh god I just noticed the mechanical box on his crotch. Oh god.

  • hes grabing her butt

  • 0:05 was he fingering her?! xD

  • Behold, one of the many unreleased Virtual Boy games.

  • Watch his hands!

  • @Sven2Perroy LMAO I did not notice that til you pointed it out. Ahahaha!!

  • lol american dad this week

  • I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.

  • @Madvillane

    Tentacles?

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA his fingers just like fingering the air ahahah

  • is it me... or is she imitating the movements of the virtual man?

  • @timberhinds He's in the same dress...

  • @ramonsterns

    nevermind.

  • This must've been awkward to film.

  • It counts.

  • description

  • at least one of these comments is like" OMG i want one lololol"

  • Does... he.... have a power supply on his penis?!? WTF

  • Doesn't matter, had virtual sex.

  • LOL, Exeter head on the mantle 

  • Just don't step in any water or you'll electrocute your D*ck!

  • The Sims 4 trailer?

  • Deus Ex update??

  • Elder scrolls 9.

  • Hey, that's the girl from Theater Class!

  • Surrogates

  • The expansion pack has all kinds of great content. Like jizz. Because the expansion pack is his erect penis. Shit, I can't sell double-entendres very well.

  • The revolution of Kinect 

  • why is he wearing tights?

  • @aandrewwggilchristt

    Why wouldn't he be?

    Rawr rawr

  • @funkophone because he could be wearing a potato dress

  • @aandrewwggilchristt

    That is extremely valid. I accept your potato dress in good spirits, sir.

  • @funkophone good

  • @aandrewwggilchristt WHAT?! Everyone does it noadays!

  • @aandrewwggilchristt

    clearly showing a future when gays take over the world

  • if you wanna impress a chick, do the power supply dick

  • Is that Nick from goodneighbor?

  • doesn't matter had sex

  • @ZakobYoa upvote!

  • Why is he fondling a ball sack?!?

  • The description... ugh.

  • add this to World of warcraft and there be NO reason To ever Go outside

  • THESE ARE ALL 8 SECONDA LONG YOU CHEEPOES!!!!!

  • @GEtuP4deTh Notice how the actual short starts at around 2.5 seconds to allow for the 2.5 seconds of title screen and the 0.5 seconds of the "THE END" cut? How's your math?

  • @cleanupinaisle3 NERD RAGE!!!!

  • @GEtuP4deTh Only if you count the opening titles/credits

  • I'm just waiting for it to become affordable...

  • Inception for ages 18 and over

  • som1 has alot of dvds

  • P0rn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Actually, this is all an elaborate experiment and he doesn't know he's in a simulation. The two men on the couch are social scientists who strapped that equipment on their subject while he was asleep and created a virtual first date. When he says 'Let's see here this goes,' he wants to know if they can completely fuck his mind up by eventually tearing his fictional wife and children away from him and dragging him back to the real world as an old man.

  • @TheMightyFiction the would be (puts on glasses) ONE MIGHTY FICTION!!

    Yeeeaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

  • Totally unrealistic. Those guys should be snapping pictures and putting them on Facebook as a caption contest.

  • This is an actual thing. Google "cyber sex suit".

  • ಥ_ಥ

  • The expansion on his crotch has a fan on it! LOL

    Have you seen the Japanese vest that hugs you back? You hug it, and it squeezes you as through it's hugging you back. O_o

  • red dward much? :P

  • Run! It´s agent Smith!

  • @description, that's a perfectly find single-entendre

  • Dick is in the box.

  • thank goodness it's in 1080p, i almost missed all that important detail

  • LOL _O_

  • The best game of all time. Me want that !!

  • Actually, the blonde is real. She came on her own while playing with her XBox.

    THAT'S how you do it.

  • The description is funnier then the video.

  • Wow

  • Where you going with this, bro?

  • WHERE DOES IT GO?

  • @iBrez45 I think its a pretty definite ending where, due to a lack of adequately waterproofed circuitry, he accidentally electrocutes his own genitals. Then begins a WHOLE new fetish.

  • @TheMightyFiction Fetish? Yep... New? Rule #34 mate...

  • @thesplage Well, I meant a new fetish for him, but yes, I'm certain that for the lover of electric shocks to the urethra caused by ejaculating into an electronic device, there is a niche. A hideous, hideous niche.

  • i keep trying to focus only on those 2 guys but i cant lol

  • Started watching video in 360p.

    Saw that there was girl in video.

    Switched to 1080p fullscreen to see if she was hot.

  • Heh, expansion pack, like his *clicks show more* ...oh.

  • Big head in the back

  • I really want to see where this goes!

  • This is the virtual human. Who is he? What can he do, what does he want? Why does he move like that? How does he move like that? Look at him. Look at him now. Look at the virtual human moving virtually. And now look at him all the time.

  • He is fingering one of two things with his lower hand there. And one of them is grosser than the other.

  • he has his cock-in-a-box.

  • I don't want to see where this goes.

  • Is he wearing the Beyonce Single Ladies unitard?

  • The only reason I didn't laugh at this is because Japan probably already made it.

  • @DoomFan2010 They did and they already made a school girl tentacle rape expansion.

  • @mrsims2 Thank you mrsims, that was the joke.

  • @DoomFan2010 No.....it wasn't. =/

  • Brought to you by the makers of the blow up doll

  • beck and nick from good neighbor!

  • there is some weird santa in the background.

  • Matrix reperved

  • ...and the mating ritual begins.

  • Wish I had a power supply unit for a penis.

  • Looks like he's touching all the bases at once.

  • this was fun

  • I always read the top comments first, and I end up missing the video and have to replay it. 

  • his left hand...

  • The sims first kiss music ^_^

  • Yellow painted bow tie man in the background?

  • Oh nice 303 views, and 481 likes.

    no wait ...

  • Giggity

  • Finally, the size of my e-peen can matter!

  • Are...are those tights really necessary?

  • forever alone

  • WTF????

  • oh no...im in the weird part of youtube again

  • @abcmaster34 dont worry its safe here

  • @abcmaster34 not even close to it

  • This video... doesn't have a... 7th second!

    *James T Kirk - official quote*

  • Y U NO HAVE MORE 'LIKES' THAN TOP COMMENT? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

  • You guys needs to make another channel called 10SecondsAfterThat... n continue ones we vote up

  • That looks alot like that actress with that large chin

  • WHY DOESNT 5SF HAVE MORE SUBSCRIBERS?

  • description 

  • The thing is that she really jumped on him to make the video.

  • I honestly thought it was Olivia in the suit the first time around...

    Boner gone.

  • Red Dwarf rings a bell here :U

  • Kiss me *hugs minigun*

  • That couch guy sounds so much like Troy from Community

  • Best part is at 47:22

  • He got to third Base straight away?! :O

  • the descriptions are always great

  • thats best i got 

  • it looks like

    *puts sunglasses on*

    (insert pun here)

    awwwwww yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @iPOWNSCRUBS Shut the fuck up.

  • @MarineroPL damn y u such a bitch? did your mom forget to breast feed you this morning?

  • @iPOWNSCRUBS Who breast feeds someone who's not a baby,

  • @JuliusIsMe obviously your mum

  • @iPOWNSCRUBS Not from my mother, though yours was a good substitute.

  • 0:06 ahahahah

    

  • guess he's attempting the alternative ways of dating to find that girl who will accept him for who he is

  • we should make that a dance move.. to the clubs! 

  • What is his right hand doing?...

  • Hey, this joypad looks like a penis. So Realistic! (the continue)

  • Hey. Hey. Hey.

    The sex scene could be done in one video.

    Because it'd only take 5 seconds for him to finish.

  • @Gameathoner ZING

  • @Gameathoner 

    DAYUM THAT'S COLD.

  • @Gameathoner ROFL

  • over 300!

  • wait, why the fuck are they watching him?

    0.0

  • Insert...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Shitty joke here.

    YEEEAAAH

  • Michael Rousselet without moustache and beard? NO GOD PLEASE NO NOO NOOOOO~

  • ah I see you guys discovered the iLoveMaker 3000.

  • Red Dwarf anyone?

  • Hope that crotch processor is liquid resistant.

  • The video info really completes the package. Because the package is his testicles. Damn, I can't sell double-entendres either.

  • is that a toaster on his crotch?

  • LovePlus 3.0

  • I subbed for the descriptions and tags

  • foreveralone.jpg

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  • FaceBook in a nutshell

  • "wow i'm virtually doing something virtually" i think i messed up that line

  • Red pill...blue pill

  • The Salvation Of MMORPG Players Is Upon Us!

  • Why does she go from blonde to brunette?

  • Forever alo- FUCK, Someone already beat me to it.

  • CROTCH POWER SUPPLY

  • 9 he is speaking french

  • didn't knew you are on vimeo. why aren't there any new videos on vimeo?

  • It's really easy to tell when a girl or a boy makes the description in these videos.

  • @Ayevee39 WHICH IS IT THIS TIME?

  • @WilcoMaree urmama

  • @Ayevee39 OH.

  • Expansion pack. I get joke. I laugh.

  • Forever alone.

  • The last sound he makes is priceless

  • @Logdotzip holy shit logdotzip ily and your vids omgggg!!!!!!!!!!! l0l

  • Doesn't it creep you out that she thinks she is a guy.. o.0

  • @TheIwanzz it is a guy-.- look at the hair... blonde, same guy as in the "virtual"part... are u blind?

  • @TheIwanzz What?

  • @whothefislate She's 'playing' a guy..

  • @TheIwanzz aaah! Your comment was a bit confusing