How to Survive a Zombie Attack : Understanding the Solanum Virus

[MrJAYHAWKS123]

These guys are soooo dumb....they're gonna be the first to die if a zombie apocalypse ever happens! -_-

[EPICMOVI3S90]

If I get bit I'd shoot myself

[silversymbiote]

Am i the only one who possibly thinks these guys did this in one take?

[halosecrets526]

is that really what the virus is called? i knew there was a virus but thats a wierd name

[divineoblivionguy]

how do u know what happens when the virus hits u if ur human?

[ash456ize]

y is there no shotgun

[MrJosh0000]

ok if their brain and heart stop they wouldnt be able to do anything..... littarolly.

[ConquerorofallZombie]

I wonder if they know that zombies arent' sharks...

[theparodymonster1]

"and its gonna seeze all brain acivity, (i wish they said) and thats gonna make you incredibly stupid" xD

[bouncer2556]

Your moms a liar. She is. Lmao

[xxsilentkoxx]

we are str8 out of the zea and we know whats goin on

[huskiemonster46]

Kennewick Wa is under attack we have shelter if you are out there we have shelter to fit 200 people Lol

[jljhdz]

IF ANYONE IS OUT THERE PLEASE HELP MY CITY OF BRONX NY IS UNDER ATTACK BY ZOMBIES IF ANYONE IS OUT THERE PLEASE RESPOND IF U HAVE SHELTER!!!!

[rulerofmetroid]

@jljhdz I HEARD THERE IS A ZOMBIE ATTACK SHELTER IT UTAH THEY HAVE FOOD GUNS AND ENOUGH ROOM TO FIT ABOUT 1000 PEOPLEZ!!!!

[TheShirleypatterson]

@rulerofmetroid is that true?

[rulerofmetroid]

@TheShirleypatterson no i was just being retarded XD

[TheShirleypatterson]

i heard 2012 the end of the world is a zombie attack on every country to wipe us out i ant gettin wipped out that day who ever wants to join me can igot about 500 great weapons including shot guns assualt rifels uzies pistols swords katanas samuri swords base ball bats andaxes

[ConquerorofallZombie]

@TheShirleypatterson If there's a zombie attack, I'll be strangly happy. I'll goin you in killing the meat sacks.

[TheShirleypatterson]

@jljhdz i do but u have to tell me are u tellin the truth if u are get a plane or somthin come to mississippi we got lots of guns and food and were under attack when u read this let me know ill tell u how to get here

[jljhdz]

@TheShirleypatterson the zombies they raidied my shelter and i found a boat and supplies ill be in mississipi in 72 hours

[bobbert890]

finaly a vidoe with real guns in it

[LupeFiasco1231]

Your moms a liar LOL

[gabriellataurus1]

in movies, guys dressed like that end up dieing first XD LOL NOOOOBS^^^^^

[Master8laster]

ever heard of that fungi that turns ants into zombies?

[BlackOpsZombieGuide]

This video changed my life

[96fotball]

A lot of vomiting : D *puts his thumb up*

[sweetypie000]

zombies made this video

[left4dead2addictify]

The greatest thing to do if an zombie outbrake, be the camera man.

[randallschecter]

@left4dead2addictify and get eaten on film

[Jakwattack]

@left4dead2addictify or be the one who never dies?

[Blehbleh9972]

Solanum is a substance that they keep a small amount of in area 51, it has been said that the Solanum "Virus" is simply a disease made up by Max Brooks to help sell his book about surviving a zombie invasion... I'm going to take my chances and confirm my opinion to say that the virus doesn't exist.

[armin3442]

how long can a zombie go without eating

[IamKamoKazi]

its Undead if your talking about people who are infected. the Living Dead are corpsethat have come back from the grave. Also, can you make a video on what to do if your at school? coz i have a general idea on wat to do, but still need a few pointers, thanks.

[TheDrunkBoomer]

No comment.

[TheGFtrooper]

they probably found dicks in its stomach too

[luigia989]

if zombies do attack you never flash a flash light in the dark or light cus if zombies see it thay will see you but some times a flash light can ditract zombies cus of the light reflecting on a windo and if your traped in a bulding you can youse a flash light to distract them an try and escape can you tell me if that wood be a good ideare or a bad ideare

[MrXbox16]

@luigia989 a bad idea because the zombies will see where its coming from but its worth a try if you have nothing else to do altough if i was trapped and wasnt getting out i would kill myself cuz i dont want to be eaten alive imagine the pain

[MrWahoodles]

@willij08 well im sure he would love to but you cant just stroll into area 51 fucktard

[miciso666]

i went like whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut at the eating part lolz

[willij08]

Really @freshnaked? Prove it

[UchihaDaisuke48]

Um I hav a question......... Is this stuff real?

[freshnaked]

@UchihaDaisuke48 i think it is m8 area51 has a sample of it

[MrPineapple2012]

Boomer

[CodGamerify]

Bio: Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career as Zombie

[menple2]

@CodGamerify i dont know but the one in the cop shades is fat so how would he possible survive 30 zombie attacks and if zombies do exist they should be walking around right know..........who the hell is that.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[Basjje555]

They cant a zombie cant smell only hear when you give a lot of noise but a zombie can really good look its weird but they can see if you close to them

[RockStop22]

you guys r crazy u idots

[killshotreviews]

Is there zombies cuz if there isn't I just wasted 2000 bucks on my loadout for z day

[dodd42]

Gernades would actually be a bad idea,

A: there loud

B: if indoors a fire hazard

C: Organic debris (zombie parts) could hit you in the eye or mouth

[EddieCubillo]

"Undead, living dead.........it'll make you both." What does that even mean.

[1dyanna]

What is the ZSA mean

[llyourstalkerll]

I am an actually a scientist and as far as im concerned there will be a zombie apocalypse get your zombie plan ready guys its nearly impossible to survive even with brute strength they have very strong teeth able to tear through solid metal well most zombies dont believe me fine then dont i wish you all luck this is not a joke im a military scientist masters degree

[HHHdahman]

@llyourstalkerll

A scientist who has run ons and such?

I think not.

[megastagbeetle]

Tons of crap in the stomach and it will go out the anus

[dubblestein]

cool guide

[yungchucknorris441]

Zombie survival guide isn't a comedy it's actualy pretty awsome

[jake11696]

Do they know zombies were never here or never will be O.o lol

[tylermatt444]

@jake11696 Wrong bro, there are 5 scientific reasons a zombie apocalyspe could actually happen. Look it up, and get ready.

[jake11696]

@tylermatt444 Yes but what i said was true they were never here if you havent heard in the description it says they survived more than 30 zombie attacks there were never any sooooo................ yea

[CorporateAllianceAus]

the zombie survival guide, is comedy. obviously.

but is also kinda lame.

amusing idea, granted.

[CorporateAllianceAus]

lol

if it actually existed, no one is fully capable of understanding? lolol

you have heard of neuroscience yeah?

there is no evidence to back your comment up. just a bunch of dumbasses making things up for fun and imagination exploration haha

[ForrestJ88]

"dormant", not "dormite".

[JoeSkiee1]

dude theres zombies every where. go to the ghetto and u see crackheads and tweakers... THOSE r zombies........

[TheMusicvent]

Correction :

Max Brooks knows whats going on

[plzwork100]

Ummmmmm would children beable to survive if they were well prepared. I have weapons no guns but stuff in my house I have a bag of nesesitys like canned food. And if a friend of mine was bit I'll kill him / her. Im only 12 I'm not gonna be the living dead if I'm bit I'll kill my self if that is all I can do.

[lizardboyuk]

@plzwork100 hay dude chill the beans in 13 exacaly the same as u i rekon we can survive if we put our minds to it

[yukido42]

there are real zombies but not the one we usually know,

there are *zombie like* people in africa(they were drug or something) but they dun eat people or kill(not that i heard or report) but they will have that pale white look and white eyes,was at discovery channel *african vodoo* or something(only remember african it been years already)

[Stifmeister117]

wait if zombies only want to eat all the time, then wouldnt zombies just kill each other off?

[egeseatr35]

@emosk8ter97 solanum are potatoes eggs and potatoes and solanum virus is a real virus that turns a potatoe or tomatoe into something with bullshit taste

[egeseatr35]

there is a real solanum virus... it only refers to viruses that affect tomatoes and potatoes... OH MY CRAP MY FRIED POTATOES ARE EATING MY INTESTINES!!!

[holidayswithjason]

@egeseatr35

we must put a bullet in your head then D:

[egeseatr35]

@holidayswithjason :D

[jimmydnuttjr]

@egeseatr35 lol

[RandomMon100k]

They're blind, they only react to sound

[holidayswithjason]

if zombies r so fucking brain dead HOW THE HELL CAN THEY WALK?

[Hikarilover123]

@holidayswithjason Were you paying attention in this video?

[holidayswithjason]

@Hikarilover123

well

kind of...

maybe i was typing when he explained it O_o

[Horde1Blades]

@holidayswithjason "hungry man are able to do great things for food.but dead man hungry can overcome even disability in order to feed"

by- random indian man.

[marturasmc]

@holidayswithjason The part of the brain that dies is the outer cortex. This is the part that makes us humans. The only part of the brain that keeps working is the inner cortex. Inner cortex has all the enstincts. So tell me now what are the enstincts that all living things have? Finding for food and run away from danger. Since zombies don't feel pain they have overcome the danger problem. Also the inner cortex is the one that gives us the abillity to move the parts of our body.

[holidayswithjason]

@marturasmc

O_o

ummm the fuck did u say?

[marturasmc]

@holidayswithjason The scientific explanation.

[holidayswithjason]

@marturasmc

i like pie

[slovenedudeandBMWLOV]

@holidayswithjason and why you haveto shot they head of if they dont even need

[MarkoTheCokeFan]

@holidayswithjason

solanum is like a parasite that control your moves 

[holidayswithjason]

@MarkoTheCokeFan

parasite :3

go on...

[pur3pr0d16y]

@holidayswithjason Instinctual motor function, my friend.

[mycomgame007]

@holidayswithjason cause they have a primary organ for muscle control damit :b

[potctk]

@holidayswithjason becasue they want to

[holidayswithjason]

@potctk

best fucking comment i've heard from like 50 people telling me.

[potctk]

@holidayswithjason lol were they mean commets? lol i like to have fun and be sarcastic idk id ont take commets toooo serisouly

[holidayswithjason]

@potctk

no u were just sarcastic,and i thouught u had the best answer. and funny :)

[potctk]

@holidayswithjason :{D :D one of these faces has a mustash i bet you cant guess which it is

ANYBODY IF YOU KNOWWHICH ONE HAS THE MUSTASH THUMBS UP MY COMMET PLZ LOL

:{D :D :{D =)

[holidayswithjason]

@potctk teh first one

(oh shit thats probably wrond D}: :{D maybe not)

[potctk]

@holidayswithjason lol :{D] gotz a beard :D

[markguevarra22]

@holidayswithjason maybe this will explain

urbandictionary(dot)com/define­(dot)php?term=Solanum

replaces the (dot) with real dots and please do some research

[holidayswithjason]

@markguevarra22

hey,check when i made this comment.

how many comments back u think i got in that time periiod?

ALOT! all explaining y. so i rlly dont wanna

[markguevarra22]

@holidayswithjason the timeline doesn't affect the idea,it affects your idea :)

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

@holidayswithjason

more to the question, HOW THE HELL DID THEY MAKE THIS VIDEO?

[tigertank557]

i dont get how u cant controle it

[sirassassain]

there not real man are they?

[wwefan245ps3]

zombies r fake

[SmootheTank]

@wwefan245ps3 No Shit?

[wwefan245ps3]

@SmootheTank i no

[bedvd01]

@wwefan245ps3 You didn't watch the video did you ?

[wwefan245ps3]

@bedvd01 i did

[ParaDiceAngel]

Bert DiVietri: You're a liar.

Andrew Marshall: Your mom's a liar

Bert: She is.

[TheInuyasha100]

can zombies climb

[ourgamingfun]

have they really survived 30 zombie attacks how come i never heard of these apocalypses on the news?

[bedvd01]

@ourgamingfun Cause if they did it would scared people,especially kids.They didn't want that to happen.

[kimomcgee]

isn't solanum the genetic name of the potato?

[flomosk8er]

@kimomcgee yep!



[archerpur7]

Zombies...lmfao

[674206]

don't zombies need blood to control their arms and legs? That means their heart would ave to work to some extent.

[BlackZombieSquad]

When Killing The Zombie Make Sure The Saliva Does Not Go Into Your Mouth Or Open Wounds So After Killing The Zombie Do Go And Have A Bath .

[Carloselboricua]

does garlic keeps sombies away from humans? what if i dress up as The Garlic Dude?

[Wario64100]

zombies do autopsies? You said people have found zombies doing autopsies LOLZ

[mrjacob00]

Did you realize that your muscles have to have blood and oxygen to function at all? This virus that you say would only kill the person. Not make him the living dead... sorry to spoil your fun.

[abion224]

icy i didnt get information from anywhere im using common sense and you know how people are working to find cures something like it but not exactly might happen MIGHT

[madrian96]

this is to u icycoolix. zombies do exist. i saw one in my bak yard yesterday and i killed it with my dick

[rockstar212121]

@madrian96 what a horrible idea, thats worse than an std, oh shit 2 months ago, this dude is gone. if you see anything posted by him its got to be a gov cover up now. poor bastard raping that zombie was the last thing he prolly did. R.I.P. moron

[RomanSoldier13]

@madrian96 hahahaha awesome.

[RomanSoldier13]

@madrian96 hahahaha awesome.

[ometta7]

@madrian96 So...you made it laugh itself to death? I call bullshit! Zombies don't laugh!

[adamadam38]

@madrian96 most of been a zombie ant XD

[MrKillJoy200]

@madrian96 Speak :ENGLISH....

[madrian96]

@MrKillJoy200 i am speeaking english. icycoolix is a youtube user and that comment was for him. not you. so fuck off bitch ass mother fucker.

[madrian96]

@MrKillJoy200 i am speaking English. icycoolix is a youtube username and that comment was meant for him. So fuck off bitch ass mother fucker

[abion224]

oh and guns are a bad choice for a zombie invasion katans knifes swords anything sharp will be very useful

[abion224]

xXRF your wrong cause in the first couple weeks of the infection zombies can run about 3 to 4 weeks after the infection started then they start maybe running but kindve slowly then in about 1 month and a half they will start becoming slow but by then the infection wouldve spread to the armys and few survivors will remain immune

[IcyCoolX]

and where did you get this imformation from?

[xXrfCdaViDXx]

if a zombie attack did realy happen theyd be slow as fuck and our armys would RAPE them

[crunchynacho]

no they would not because the infection travels through the air and if you get bitten than you would either have to cut off the limb imediatly or commit suicide because it only takes 23 hours to start the reanimation

[pirateman5]

green face white neck ....nice =]

[BallPythonDude]

he got the lisence plate thing from sharks tiger sharks have been known to eat them

[pirateman5]

yeah lol jaws

[rmaslakow]

rofl lots of vomiting

[aza0100]

can you betend that your a zombie or will the zombies still come after you

[himitsunoryu]

They may notice the difference. Or hear the heartbeat. I wouldn't recommend TRYING to get close.

[chocrune]

you can't, although scientists haven't found out the reason why, it can tell apart the difference from Fellow Zombies or the Prey (us humans) *check out the book "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks*

[sasuke125]

@aza0100 Not sure but make sure you don't do these:

1) Set your phone to ring

2) Talk crap

3) Say hi to the zombies

[TheAlbinoPikachu]

@aza0100 They shall detect your liveness and eat yo face.

[Lallemartin]

@aza0100 People dont know, they havent tried yet :P

[skaterboysbromely]

@aza0100 no you cant they can smell you

[cykocd]

@aza0100 zombies have some weird ability to know where you are at all times.

[PKfreshJmsneeze]

@aza0100 lol that would be funny

[DestroyerofWorlds10]

@aza0100

have u seen shaun of the dead

[smackdownvsrawrocks]

@aza0100 unhave to smell like tthem and walk like them,,thehn u fool em

[mestarilapsi]

@aza0100 Zombies eat fresh flesh, that's the reason they won't eat each others. They know when flesh is fresh and when it's dead.

In theory if you use make up to make your skin look like pale, stink like dead and act like dead (you don't have to eat somebody) it might work.

[tatervader502]

@aza0100 A zombie can smell humans.

[ebrowne369]

@aza0100 they smell the different flesh to determine, so maybe if you covered yourself in zombie guts (be sure not to get any of it inside your mouth, ears, eyes,or any stratches because that will infect you and make you become a zombie) and used some kind of perfume or something you might be able to fake being dead, but don't count on that working.

[Kevinyock]

How the Crap Brain The Zombiues needf the brain to function all of it but when its off THen zombies will be Brainless IFMO

[DeadbeamNetworks]

your moms a liar

she is

[Kevinyock]

lol

[DrPepperFilms]

lots of vomiting XD

[SwordSage66]

why dont you just fuckin read the book...

[BlazeDragon133]

fake crap..

[kaspar12321]

1. i like how to zombie falls over. 2 i dunno what im talking about but maybe the New organ would create muscle Spazms that move the parts slowly. i dunno feel free to prove me wrong but dont like call me names cause im like 12 okay?

[TheSailorShow]

kaspar why they would spaz but thy would be using there arms and mvoig and legs

[Killerwalrus234]

The way that the practical Zombie works which is the more accsepted possibility is that a parasite or illness will infect the brain and one inlarge the anger part of the brain and eating the frontal lobe causing lack of cognitive thinking and reason and filling the body with adrenaline making them hard to stop need no rest and the virus might destroy most motor skills giving them the slow and moning that is commonly betraied ( sorry for the spelling)

[Nicholas1761]

I agree with soapkid the organs would have to work.

[soapkid123]

That is completely impossible. Muscles need blood to work, if the heart and liver are dead then no blood movement. When there is no blood then that means that the zombie can not move. Try to prove me wrong.

[karisawa]

well, you dont know anything about the "new organ", so maybe it has a strange way of controlling the muscels, and zombies have trouble moving, so yea, blood MIGHT be circulating throughout the body, but just maybe at a slow rate, try to prove ME wrong

[sk8boy11]

lol yeah and when the zombie walks there ankles will crack and break so zombies couldnt walk so there a big failure

[jozzymosbourn]

the guy who made the battery, Volta, tested it on a dead frog when shocked the legs moved disproving your theory but not proving theirs

.

[Killerwalrus234]

I proved you wrong by giving the most plausible way that a zombie would work!

[overheater34]

if this happens in jigglejac, good luck surviving! :B

[jigglejac]

hahahaaha zombies surviving this is so funny WHO CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT HAHAHAHAHA

[greatpapercraft2008]

dude, this is real..."shit". so if there is one, you should see these vids. good luck dude.

[Kensylevania]

True that, bro.

[walkerhoundrebelz]

a guy that lives near me found a pistol in a zombie!! it was weird......the gun still worked an it still had bullets in it....he washed it off an it worked perfect