Katt Williams Pimp Chronicles pt 1: Stretch Marks

[M1ManOwaR]

Fact, preach on Katt.

[iamabastardchild]

you can tell by the men with straight faces were bitch niggas and hated stretch marks

[potomataafa]

blamin' the babbbby hahaa

[FREEEDOgaming]

Man girls who be worried about every little thing need to watch this. TRUTH

[fightpretty23]

I like stretch marks... it give more character to a person :) men and women!!! hehehe its kinda of like flesh colored zebra print.... YAY FOR STRETCH MARKS!!! ... BOOOO for the ignorant ass people who think thats unattractive... you have some kind of deep seeded issue within yourself and should probably just go smoke a blunt... its the cure to all problems :)

[QmarcesQ]

what about dudes with stretch marks? do ladies have problems with them?

[fightpretty23]

@QmarcesQ I personally dont.. but some girls are what you call a "SB" which means "STUPID B!TCH" and they are Ignorant asses .... stretch marks should be the least of anyones concerns. I am a makeup artist and I have seen plenty of so called flaws on many attractive men and women. People are who they are and look like they do for a reason, BECAUSE EVERYONE IS MADE DIFFERENT!!! Most people need to get over their self and realize that its beauty within a person that really matters.

[m0renachula704]

I dont fuck with bitch niggas, no one has ever said anything about my damn stretch marks. Who gives a damn?

[samrebardi]

imperfection is beauty kids

[wontstoptrying]

either WHAAAYYY

[K00lgrl18]

LOL. Either way we fuckin' ha love that<3

[HearMyDesire]

EITHER WAY WE FUCKIN!!! EITHER WAY LMAO!!!!

[one1thug]

im 21 year old MAN with thoes marks and i prought them to myself becous gym fuck it"""!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingPiccolo08]

Either H-way!

[Seyga104]

LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!

Lmao

[latrigi14]

LMFAOOOOO!!!!!! I LOVE THIS MAN!!! HE SPEAKS TRUTH!!

[ChiiN0XL]

ethier you got big and then small or you got small and then big ethier way we fuckin, ethier way we fuckin Rofl xD

[FreeDrugz]

lol too bad most guys don't think this way ;(

[latrigi14]

@FreeDrugz remember...bitch ass niggas lol....real men look @ what's inside...and kiss the stretch marks away...seriously...good luck!

[LeezayLe]

@FreeDrugz Too bad most guys don't look in the mirror 1st. lol

[Donh9020]

"stop worrying about shit that don't matter"

isnt that exactly what u do when u r high??

so it means that, don't smoke weed??

[weny907]

22 people are bitch nigggas..

[weny907]

"either way we fukking eat awhhayyy"

..lofl!!

[bubbalicious11]

At 0:44 the guy in the pokadot shirt realises hes a bitch n*gga... Thinkin oh shit i got my wife beside me wid all dem stretch marks and im the only who's complaining... haha

[mzgoodgal]

@bubbalicious11 wow i had to play that back to see it and woke up the neighbor's new baby i was laughing so hard!

[kiannah92]

"Eithaa way we f*uckin...eitha hhwaayy"

[jleesa412]

I HAVE STRETCH MARK D**N IT!!!

[jleesa412]

I HAVE STRETCHMARKS D***N IT!!

[greedyloop]

Testify!

[MrGinXL]

lol

[99NARK]

Lol! U either got stretch marks bcuz u was big and got small or u was small and got big - either way we fucking! Either wayyyyy!

[eddie13a]

i love this guy he cracks me up ha ha

[starryknight99]

lol

[platypuspwn]

So true, vaginas look like purses, I think we're fine with some lines.

[AkaPeaches7]

Ok this for real helped me..I was askin my man the other day if he was bothered by mine because I'm 6 months prego! ....he quoted this exactly. LMAO

[c3section]

I got stretch marks too. And I'm a man!

[sixtre08]

all women can appreciate this!!!!!

[Pebric]

I ended up calling my nephew a bitch nigga because he dump his gf cause of her stretch mark she got lol.

[drive1786]

@Pebric .......stright bullets for all bitch nigga,2pac...........now big all shotta across the globe ,big up shottas in afganistian ,iraq,palastien all muslims youths keep your finger on the trigger eyes on the prize shot a jews, bitch nigga ,punks and faggot

[sixstrings209]

@drive1786

How Ironic considering Tupac was shot to death!

[popsicles012]

ITS TRUE. REAL niggas dont give a DAMN!!!

[pacoimadumbass]

karzan10 thinks katt suck fuck him

[DarkCeberus]

Honestly, The highest rated comments on almost ALL if not all the 98% of stand up comedy videos have something that the "comedian" said during the video. Seriously. It was funny the first time. If i wanted to hear it again i would watch the video again. No offence. Its just funny/weird that alot of people do that after they watch a video.

[dimestarr91]

real talk for girls that are self conscious!

[Tazz676]

"Either you were big, and got small.. Or you were small, and got big! Either way be fuckin' either waayyyy!" Haha..

[Punkasaur2009]

i LOVE THIS. always have. now that i'm prego I like to say that jokin around "look what you did to me!!! "

[1800peace]

There are some beautiful woman with stretch marks.... so he made a good statement.

[BallinEagle22]

either way we fuckin, either way lmao

[coolbeens21]

hes awesome

[jazzygurl1330]

He used this joke a long time ago..

[pk3194]

"EITHER WAY WE FUCKIN EITHER WAY!!"

[candigurl2000]

" LOOK WAT YOU DID TO MEH!! " LMFAO

[jax252000]

GOOD man!

[humectantls]

Katt is great. :)

[meghanxinfinity]

LOL.

[MrBloody32]

"Showing the baby your high school picture, talking about 'look what you did to ME!'"

[WNxSpikers]

get a life and quit arguin over the internet

[paranoid1414]

rly

[peachestatalalicous]

.r yall seriusly up here arquin bout wat a comedian said..like rlly dats a damn shame..

[lilgangsta593]

lol

[qtippz]

smh... bad analogy...

[devilish21885]

Nah, people can control what they eat, it's a little tougher for a woman to control how big she gets when she's pregnant.

[FaithLovexxx]

this bitch obviously has never been pregnant

end of debate

[weareskyscrapers]

this comment was fucking excellent.

[MarieTeshia]

shut da fuck up

[antsmama4lifez55]

your so funny kate danm make new video

[DoLLaZWiDoW24]

yea nobodys perfect so... love urself no matta what ur still beautiful!! fwuq da hataz!!! ya dig!?!?

[MarieTeshia]

umm i have stretch marks on my butt hips and my boobs (i have stretch marks on my boobs and every dude i been with said my boobs were pretty) and i have light spots on my back but for real dudes dont care when they about to get some and i like stretch marks because it shows me that people are not perfect and people on tv is plastic until u undress them so if you are worried about your stretch marks dont be cause there is nothing you can do about it they will always be there so fuck bitch niggas

[Amunt8Valencia]

Can I see 'em? lol :D

[bfullilove1]

love this comment..even though it was five months ago.lol..fuck bitch niggas.lol

[samjaramillo]

either you were small and got big

or you were big and got small

either way we fuckin

either whay

[sexykris38]

we still fucking!

[Qutyloca]

Whahahahaa..TRue!!

[asgardreien]

right after the clip I get an add pop up "erase your stretch marks" hahaha

[kevinsbabe]

really?

thats funny cause i aint gettin nothin but 'Get your Christian videos here!"

oh yeah, Katt Williams and holy videos go hand in hand.

[opie2210]

LOL!

[olexia07]

I know it says" stretch marks are awful" lol anyway Kat is hilarious.

[vittaligo]

@asgardreien  Thats classic HAHAHA

[scarfce5]

which one is the one where he says peripheral ....

[SoccerBoyd005]

ether way were fucking ether way

XD funny as hell

[jacobsbabyqirl181]

bitch niqqas. lol.

[SandRuNNer22]

LOOK WAHT YOU DID TO MEH!!!

[jillabous9102]

kate is fucken funny lyk am laughing my ass off

[MisterBarryButters]

I really thought that men hated stretch marks on women. I mean, everyone out there is entitled to their own likes and dislikes but I thank God for men who aren't prissy.

[maddywoo13]

@TenantDesire

A-MEN!

[frugoo420]

[]D [] []\/[] []D

[wariolover]

that is hilarious

[zanbooki]

hahahaha funny shit

[imsoflyandunodis]

hella funny

[chrisbabes]

im black and mine are white soooooo lol

[handsomeone77]

lol eitha way...thats so true, if im about to screw i could care less about S.M my gf is asian so shes hella skinny, and she even has stretch marks

[rasmus11116666]

im skinny to but i got them coz of genetics..lol

[MarieTeshia]

shut yo bitch ass up

[juiicyjasmine91]

" I suggest you Stop Fucking With Bitch NIggaz"

[KMHN3]

ok. kat williams kicks ass!!

[nickanylaboo]

shit, im 125 pounds and have been for all my life (not including minor weight gain from holidays) and i got some stretch marks, i wonder where mine come from?

[mcehoffman]

I know right?

[BlaqSaphire]

me too :(

[Lakishia]

man that pimp makes me feel good about myself LOL

[lilbrowstalker]

lol

[CyanideStudios]

either way, we fuckin

lol

[DAUGHTERofEVE17]

lol bitch niggas vs. real niggas

[powwowlls]

Damn right Kat.

[jignaaa7]

this is soooo good to boost someones self esteem. because i have stretch marks, because i got big, then small again, and etc. and i hate showing my arms and stuff. but this has really helped me. although i still wouldnt properly show my arms off! haha.

[pepsicoke15]

I agree i lost 55 pounds to look good but i got strech marks everywhere and now i want to hide my body even more.Summer is horrible with them

[Coldz2001]

yes it is

[caramellshawtiii]

truee :(

[killerbonez33]

u must have beem big and got small

[ronald2617]

katt is a fool!!!!!!!

[slimshady163]

look wat u did to me

[bootymakinyamoun]

"Either way we fuckin"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[cuteypie81]

ROTFLMAO

[X3fUkkl0VEX3]

lMfA0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[shayolivethat]

i have leukemia and i have a lot of stretch marks on the sides of my hips n uppr arms going all around and thats from all the medicine ..so i use bio oil...and i really see a difference they got much lighter..

[TheUntouchables6]

The only people who don't have them are children, grade school children! I found this clip because I'm pregnant and terrified to get them on my stomach. Thanks Katt! If my man acts stupid because of it FUCK IT!

[kk070788]

everytime i see this i just bust out laughin. it never get old

[Isaiah40V24]

There part of every person, not just black...

[pinkarama]

True say!!.x.

[Lakishia]

everyone has them, not just Black people

[tstormm2]

Lol we have them...ours are just white instead of brown...

God's ironic joke? =D

[TenantDesire]

'If your man gotta problem with your stretch marks I suggest you stop fuckin' with bitch niggas...' Amen to that!!!!!

[dalcacris]

cuz you was big and got small, or small and got big.

[lolll666]

lmao...

[MisterBarryButters]

Stretch marks aren't about being fat.

[mrsedwardcullen13]

it doesn't matter what size you are, how attractive you are, how old you are, or even who you are. 99% of women have stretch marks somewhere and it's time that we stop worrying about them. there are a lot worse things to have. and katt williams is right, i highly doubt any guy will give two shits. so calm down.

[EmmaBreedl]

I got a nice body but I got those ugly marks and I can´t wear a bikini anymore...I mean why did I get them I´m not fat at all! Is there something that helps?

[heshbear]

cocoa butter, do you live on mars? everyone knows that.

[Riixox]

i know. some people say it dont work and crap. they did for me. just use it properly. derrr

[joyceisblasian]

actually cocoa butter is a myth.

it doesn't work.

cocoa butter just helps to hydrate the dry skin but actually your skin needs something like vitamin K to restore the elasticity.

[Eomk10]

vitamin K?? never heard of that

[hipHOPdiedIN96]

coco butter. but it doesnt really help

dont worry i have them too n im skinny i have them all over my hip i hateee them its from dry skin n ur jeans being tight tho make sure u lotion a lot

[MisterBarryButters]

Tri Lastin has helped me. I stopped using it out of laziness though.

[Nena2294]

i aint got no kids and i got stretch marks on my boobs thighs and hips but i got nice as curves i wear a bikini i fluant what i got even them ugly ass stretch marks cuz they a part of me now and they aint goin no where so to all those GORGEOUS women with stretch marks dont worry what others think!!

[SIRA063]

I demand to see proof of your claims about the curves!!

[MisterBarryButters]

I wish I had your confidence. I'm happy that you feel the way that you do. It takes a hell of a woman to think the way you do.

[albanianboy10]

can men get these ?

[Eomk10]

sure, rapid muscle growth

[albanianboy10]

oooo ok

[GiselleBuchanan]

yep men can get them. esp when you work out and you get muscles quickly. the guys i see with them have them on their shoulders and inner arms.

[midwest26]

Coco butter is used to prevent the skin from stretching alot during pregnancy, and growth spurts. It does not make them disappear. The only way is to get expensive treatments which really are not worth it since we all die, and get old, and wrinkled anyway.

[midwest26]

Just because you have stretch marks does not mean your now ugly. Alot of attractive women have stretchmarks. Like this guy said I doubt they will be noticing them when they want you in bed.

[MisterBarryButters]

I don't know. I've met some prissy mother fuckers out there. But to each their own.

[lespaulrentals]

That's why he said, "I think I speak for all REAL niggas..." Real niggas give a shit about what matters.

[MisterBarryButters]

Yeah. Well, there are guys out there that don't care but I doubt you'll find even one guy that wishes his woman had stretch marks. It's just something men have to accept because it comes with the territory.

[midwest26]

I had three kids and went from 86p to 117p now I'am back down to 98p right now. I'am five feet, and two inches tall. I know what it is like not being able to wear a bikini anymore, or not wanting to show people your marks. I actually perfer one piece suits with cut outs those look better than bikinis. If other things about you are attractive, and some guy can't be with you because of stretch marks. Then your better off looking for someone who can appreciate you for who you are.

[ButterPicann]

LMao "either way we fuckin, either way!"

[Bubblezbaby91]

I got stretch marks on my thighs and booty I HATE THEM! I didn't have any kids or anything I guess I just went 4rm small 2 big in a small period of time. I don't care wat my boyfriend say about them I just dont like them 4 me! I can't wear a bathing suit or anything I wish I could get rid of them but coco butter doesn't work!!!

[love184em]

sweetheart first off calm down. alot of women have stretch marks in those areas and more. you can wear what you want.

[midwest26]

Women worry to much about things that are not important. We will all be old, and wrinkled someday so stop worrying about stretchmarks.

[midwest26]

If a man really loves you he will not care wether you have some stretchmarks. They don't even notice it. Like Katt says why waste your time. These guys that are looking for the perfect woman tend to be very arrogant. They and up with failed marriages because they are never satisfied with who they are with. I'am 5'2 and 98p after three kids. So my stomach had taken a beating, but with everthing else looking nice people don't notice it.

[laur3nbaby]

I got em wen I was like 14, i grew like crazy. Im not too bothered normally just wen I go on holiday n they are evern more prominant :(

[memoriesandtonic]

I have them on my legs, I'm 5'1 and 120...

[reaper62692]

im 5'11 170 pounds and i got them on my lags like 1 on my side and on the inside of my arms. i hit a growth spurt and grew like 6 inches taller in like 2 months, so thats where i got them

[sensationalsasha]

same here..shot up to 5'10 and had them immediately. The next few yrs after tht were horrible cuz i was so self conscious abt them but now i cud really careless. Im loved the same.

[SuwoopKidd817]

Shxt i qot emm anit embrassed about emm..

shxt i still qet niqqasz +&&+ dey anit wuz it all about if dey luv yu dey wont kare..yah diqq??

Katt Williamsz is rite thouqh..+&&+ he funny iz hell

[overtherainbowieskie]

i got them and im 5'6 and weigh 129 pounds!!!???!!! WTF

[roeski72]

some people just naturally get them as teenagers, though

[biggamethbiggame]

i got stretch marks cuz in one summer i grew from like 5'5 170 to 5'10 210 so damn its embarassing though... now im 6'2 220

[xXxDirtyBoixXx]

lol same here it sucks they should go away eventually...

[YaDad23]

i have bloody loads of them cos im a fuckin bastard giant at 6ft 6, i realy hope sum girl in the future wont be out off by them lol

[FooledToaster]

either whhaaay

[Tiggah1020]

OMG!!! Hilarious! However, I was always small and still got em'.

[lajollacat]

me too :(

[technogoddess]

that's how my sister is, she's small and she got em some how. She light skinned though so you can barely see em.

[ghostbiy]

that real shit.

[vibrantone220]

ROTFL