Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

[jaicoslilsis123]

GET OUT OF MY WAY I NEED TO PEE!!!

[Ainsl3yMontgom3ry]

omg this is my favorite vid right now!!!<3 lol mullet with headlights!!!

[shrubbery918]

OMG you should soooooo get this on iTunes!!!!! luv it!

[rx0ftw]

You make one of the best videos on Youtube! I envy you...

[SuperMetalmania666]

this is awesome :)

[WillowstarOfFireclan]

666 dislikes means the devil was here...... Alright, cool.

[SereielAz]

"What the effing crap."

[MusicLover3553]

The devil disliked this. Humorless bastard.

[Oyyy123]

666 dislikes is perfect for this.

[669person]

u should make fun of HELLO? IS IT ME UR LOOKING FOR.............. I CAN SEE IT IN UR EYEs

[EpicLifeTV]

lol magic foot.(:

[Redlamp8]

"The gayest man on earth would call this over the top!" -genius line.

[BodyBoarder6]

those ninjas know how to twirl

[slipknot1175]

To the 665 people that dislike this song WHO CARES!!!! because 47,535 people think this song is ether Well done or REALLY FUNNY

[98anelson]

i love this video!!!!!!!!

[ChaoticCorey]

this was probably hands down the most genius thing i have ever seen.

[bocarnie]

hahahahahah! -i loved it :-)



[Videogenius7]

Mullet with headlights! haha! XD This was really funny.

[SecksTheSniper]

"What the effing crap? That angel guy just felt me up!"

That's my favorite part. xD

[noxvesica]

665 people will never go to church again

[dallases]

OMG This is the best literal video I've seen so far

[tickettoride964]

Even though I like the original version better, Ringo Starr? That's funny! It does look like him during the Beatles' second film Help! in 1965 except the clothes, the wierd eyes, and his nose is slightly smaller than Ringo's...

[jasminealexandra]

I was doubling over in pain from laughing so hard... I can't stop laughing...dying... can't breath...send help...

[DuplicatedOnce]

Zombie Cult?

[DuplicatedOnce]

This is a masterpiece man!

[RoseMaddison]

Hard to believe the original song didn't have these words. It almost seems like the music video was made to be parodied.

[SwivelChairProds]

Metaphor? XD

[timber72]

BOOO on "embedding disabled by request." BOOOOO!! We want to SHARE your greatness on other websites! :(

[dascottjr]

@timber72 Tell Sony that. They're the ones blocking embedding AND viewing in the UK. (You may be able to embed the version I posted on FunnyOrDie though....check my DASjr channel there.)

[bootyknocker2010]

i love this! it exemplifies just how retarded music videos really were (some of em, not all)

[yobynop]

This is irreverently hilarious!

[corkeythewoo]

never mind i just went on the Floor!! =D LOLOLOL

[KLLinBama]

Favorite part... "What the effin crap??? I think that angel guy just felt me up." hahaha! This is GREAT! I literally LOL

[graciebear2255660]

"I guess he just flipped me the bird"

[DavidUmstattd]

The backup singers are the best.

[Riajleon]

slo mo dove.

[FEAOLIN93]

@dascottjr Have you ever seen the video for Alphaville's "Forever Young"? You should totaly make a video for that.

[HjPj97]

"Mullet with headlights" had me laughing so hard. Another video that was great was Annie singing "Only Hope".

[TBericnorthman]

Thumbs up for people still watching this in 2011 !!!!!!!!

[fruitegable]

"Blind Possessed Choir Boys"

"GET OUTTA MY WAY I GOTTA PEE"

"Zombie cult?ZAAAH FLYING ALTAR BOY"

That cracks me up all the time XD

[PowderProjects]

Am I crazy or does Bonnie Tyler look a tiny bit like Laurie from That 70s Show?

[Nijichan3]

Rofl'd... literally XD

[boobearstina]

zombie altar kid scared the crap out of me

[SeanFidelski]

The guy in the fencing mask looks like Tuvok.

[Yoder23m]

mullet with headlightssss

[SpockRocksMySox]

Like if Michael Muhney's twitter brought you here!

[dlh7201976]

love the part about the angel guy feeling her up!!!

[Appaloosapinto]

Thumbs up if Michael Muhney's twitter brought you here!

[WWEfan967]

Lol!

[TVChaseH]

fuunyjunk brought meh here

[sisertiser]

That so FUNNY!!!!!!! I love it!

[Fuzzyfun12]

Lol i like the part when she said GET OUT THE WAY I GOTTA PEE and nvm i went on the floor LOL

[yurianne07]

choir boyz chargin up their lasers while singing Franz Josef Hayden

[emiller0098]

tobuscus impersonatiors. and you didnt even do that great of a job

[TheElihs]

Tobuscus is better.

[Rubyjuke719]

It's been so long! lol But I must say every time I watch this, THE VIDEO MAKES NO SENSE!

[DavidUmstattd]

oh my gosh. I can't believe this is an actual music video

[Solomanium]

"Fonzie's been cloned" and "Over Suprised Guy" made me fall on the floor. I can't even breathe I am laughing so hard, ha haha ha ha haaaaaaaaa

[NEXTLEVELOU812]

(((((((((((((( lol )))))))))))))))

[thelifespark]

OMFG Laughing so hard. Don't know if I can ever listen to the original version again without cracking up thinking of this.

[NikkityNikkNikkNikk]

Funniest literal version ever! Though, there is a "Love is a battlefield" literal version on YouTube that is pretty darn funny, too!

[SirChezarie]

Honestly -this made better sense than the original .

[Fuzzyfun12]

@SirChezarie ikr the orginal one is about some man but what would you do if your like the princabale or something of a private school and some werid person just opens the doors and you don't do nothing but sing? That part on the oraginal was kinda retarded.

[sbrooks0178]

You have completely ruined the original "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for me...and I don't care one bit

[dpbj602]

@sbrooks0178 For a lot of these, I start to mix the original with the literals now o.o

[joshrobertcassey]

@sbrooks0178 the original sucked

[DanosLawnCare]

haha this is hilarious, good job

[Missnxt2normal]

thank you, vondell...

[Bleabot]

@Missnxt2normal I knew I couldn't be the only one Vondell sent.

[bekah78006]

I hated that book too...!

[b0roryjfok3]

bwahahahahaahaaaaa I lose it at "Mullet with headlights" EVERY time! WELL DONE!

[ronathandaman]

Right when they said "Hairless chests!" the video stopped loading! Weird...

[j3anthony03]

WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY CHEEKS HURT

[mymorbideprince]

AAAA FLYING ALTER BOY! Love it

[Mignonette2012]

Hahaha oh my fucking god!! I need to stop watching random YouTube videos...

[Alleyhellcat]

I so wanna use this version for an AMV lol XD because in my opinion this version is better then the original even though I do like both versions but i like this one more

[dascottjr]

@Alleyhellcat Got for it! :D

[Alleyhellcat]

@dascottjr yay ty :) Ima download it now n get started on it c(=

[UnimpressedByAnythin]

@Alleyhellcat Amvs are the only vids i watch on youtube cause everything else is pretty lame and redundant, just make sure its good.

[Alleyhellcat]

@UnimpressedByAnythin it's already been up and according to everyone that i know that watches my vids my vids vary between being really good - really amazing & i mean there was an audio mess up at one point that i could not fix at all without deleting the entire project

[lexilou989]

i loved the random references!

[yaelgrauer]

How come this is unavailable in Canada?

[dascottjr]

@yaelgrauer Ask (or rather, complain to) SONY (SME). They've blocked this in almost every country outside the US. :(

[brummy1511]

"mullet with headlights" ROTFLMAO!

[sealdog201]

PLEASEEEE do a literal version of this song!::: Maggie Reilly - Everytime We Touch 1992

[ErinLovegood]

So wrong! This is hilarious.

[turlockgirl24]

@dascottjr o wow I love you lol, I got it now on my Ipod thanks :)

[turlockgirl24]

I just love this one, wish I had to put on my Ipod lol

[dascottjr]

@turlockgirl24 Check the info box. There's an mp3 link. :)

[tuckers02]

Viva Forever by the Spice Girls would be good too.

[aylaisafox]

it started out as "hogwarts" now it's "lord of the flies" (i hated that book!)

[Jmontanez95]

i think the next song that should be literal is E.T by Katy Perry and kanye west

[BTKookies]

I'm liking the joke about Glee.

[airsoftawesomeness]

"emo kid throws slo-"moo" dove at my face, guess that means he jut flipped me the bird" lol slo-moo

[Zfortsniff]

"Get out of my way I gotta pee!"



[Toyman1982]

Dudley and Bob Show FOREVER!

[dascottjr]

@Toyman1982 I take it we've been plugged? Awesome! Send them my best. :)

[shoju0099]

@Toyman1982 Hell yea thats where I heard it first too Great Video Dudley and Bob ROCKS!!!!!! Thanks for the find Matt Bearden.

[karrak2]

Blind possessed choir boys...Oh, that scene creeps me out. LOL

[carriewhite410]

The video itself is just strange...

[NerdyCanadian]

ROFFLE

[Zubinina]

Which book did @descottjr hate? Harry Potter or Lord of the Flies?

[guiness76]

@Zubinina Lord of the Flies

[xFirebird925x]

most epic literal ever. period. xDDDDDDDDD

[ekedolphin]

One of the (many, many) amazing things about this video is that with just a little imagination, you can actually place a lot of the lyrics in that person's mouth-- it *looks* like that's what they're singing. "What the effin' crap, that angel guy just felt me up!" is an example.

[Shinitkun]

Still lovin' this.

[dingostail]

of all the literal videos this is the funniest

[SchoolGirlLove]

AHHHH, FLYING ALTER BOY!!!!!

[cbearley1]

This. Is. Amazing.

[ericrr99]

HILARIOUS!!

[ngm1214]

"YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!!!!"

[andrew30329]

its like the lyrics match her mouth movements lol

[me8587]

Funniest ever...GAYEST MAN ON EARTH WOULD CALL THIS OVER THE TOP LOL

[beautifulpsychosis]

Best. Thing. EVER.

[LvndrHppE]

The gayest man on earth would call this over the top. LOL!!!

[RIPjkripper]

I played this for my dad and he was laughing so hard he had an asthma attack.

[blinkaholicus]

the greatest thing about 80s videos was that you didnt have to do much to become famous, bonnie tyler wouldve probably done better if she wouldve been a porn star

[joshrobertcassey]

it is ok bonnie tyler the angel guy felt me up to...... it was father mcfeely... i am just shocked he went for someone so old

[2scoops36]

Check out my first stand up "Devontay Scott stand up" I talk about the confusing part of music and why i didn't like my high school football coach. Please Hurry! Hurry!!

[MissMalibuCouture]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha Ringo Starr lol

[Noromongrel]

This got funnier starting with the tablecloth part.

One of my favorite part was, "I've gotta pee!"

*evil eyed choirboy flies at her*

"Nevermind, I just went on the floor".

[cruz01ful]

whos the kid dat comes out at the end? he looks familiar

[toddco44]

Best 2 lines:

"When did spazzing out qualify as a dance?"

"Dancing Ninga men that know how to twirl"

[megatommylover]

GET OUT OF MY WAY I GOTTA PEE!!!!!!! NEVERMIND I JUST WENT ON THE FLOOR!!! NOW I NEED TO FIND A MOP!!!!!!!!! :-]

[Orica27]

I love this song but this is just too damn hilarious...My stomach hurts now...LMAO

[Valentinerose1987]

And they shouldn't fence at night... or they're gonna hurt the gymnasts. I haven't laughed so hard in ages!! :)

[thementallyweirdkid]

I wonder if Bonnie Tyler has heard this?

[dascottjr]

@thementallyweirdkid We may never truly know. I've heard her do quite a few interviews over the last few years, but it's never come up.

[megatommylover]

@thementallyweirdkid Yea i wonder!! haha

[smurfyday]

This remains by far the best literal video ever. A catchy song, a ridiculous video, and perfect reworked lyrics, not to mention wonderful singing... The whole is what made this production so great.

[PapSett]

This had me literally laughing out loud! I will always love this song but the video is... odd.

[codeorangeXC]

Emo kid wears too much make-up! LMAO!!!

[DoctorScipio]

Sheer brilliance!

[TimeTravelingTardis]

"bottle shot" random lines

[christinahirt13]

pleeeease do a literal video version of whitesnake's "is this love" - this would be AMAZING

[IStillWishUponAStar]

"Watch a bunch of half naked guy.."

"HAIRLESS CHESTS!"

"As they dance around in diapers.."

LMFAOOO!!! :D Hilarious.

[blinkaholicus]

This is the most hilarious video i have ever seen and thank you for re-mixing it, but I do have two questions, why was this woman fixated on middle school boys, and how many gay men did it take to make this video?

[cloverkid65986598]

This is the funniest video i have seen yet ahaha

[someFINEstuff]

Can't tobuscus and dascottjr just make one giant literal trailer and we all just get along???

[dascottjr]

@someFINEstuff I'm up for it if he is. :)

[HaloSpartanG13]

I sang this when this song came on.

[aaronandelib123]

This vid has 10,643,244 views and im pretty sure Im atleast the 243 of it. So effin awesome!!!

[lilymaytHiNk]

i accidentally found this n' am glad i did shit was so funny :D

[coolcatsamantha]

Stupid chair!! lol

[heyitsdanna]

That was SOOO funny... the angel part... oh my gosh I just about fell out of my chair. So friggin funny! Nice job!

[JanWicked]

This video cracks me up every time I watch it.

[iAmWimbly]

tony hawk sent me

[BlueThunderFlik]

Happy to be able to see this in England.

[Fbueller129]

Just based on the video I do believe that Bonnie Tyler supports teachers having affairs with their students. It would be interesting to know whether or not this was Mary Kay Letourneau's favorite song.

[backstreetpixie]

@dascottjr I'm in the USA. It was banned (or at least not working for me) like a month ago when I was trying to show it to my dad but today it's working again. I love your videos!

[backstreetpixie]

OMG the video is back yay! i'm so tired of having to watch the one with that dumb cat on it...

[dascottjr]

@backstreetpixie What country are you in? It looks like it's still banned in the UK...and a ton of other countries. :(

[fyce9188]

hahahaha. this shit is so great

[HannahBoltForever]

SLOW MO DOOOOOOVE

[msandisue]

Funniest thing I ever saw. That video was so unmatched to the song it deserved to be trashed. Good job.

[khamphet1992]

dood....why is this so perfect.

[WhiskeyGirl539]

epic win

[eeky97]

that girl is a great singer

[HeyRuka]

What the effing crap, that angel guy just felt me up...

[KSplash100177]

651 people have no sense of humor.

[DamienGranz]

What's best is that, I think she sings a better version of this song than the original.

[Atlasthebearer]

Hahaha this is brilliant. So freaking weird, but brilliant

[codeorangeXC]

'What the effin' crap? That angel guy just felt me up' I almost pissed myself at that part.

[dguitar1213]

651 people got felt up by an angel boy

[GunslingerMehs]

God, i thought A-Ha was funny, this is hysterical! Can't wait to show my friend!

[SaulMeyersz]

this is a master piece !!!!!!

i love it

i cant stop laughing

[DorkiieAaron]

dam this is mad funny lol

[SoltiMiroslav]

Well, this is the BEST literal video I have EVER seen! :) Kudos from Serbia and keep up the good work! 

[Zuluglue]

I hated that book

[bosstanaka88]

people who keep saying they stole from tobuscus really need to shut up, i understand that they might have had the same idea, but this came out WAAAAY before we even knew who tobuscus was :/

[klingingmen]

lol hanging balls

[cameramanjosh]

Thumbs up if Tony Hawk sent you here

[kurga]

thumb up if tony hawk sent you here!

[catalan0111]

this is fantastic!!!

[piperkrabbenhoft]

hahah "youre making it worseeee"

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Tony Hawk likes this, congrats Lol.