Re: Atheist's Nightmare - God's Magic Banana Factory

[Gordonzo17]

Dude. You aught to sort your washing out. Its piling up in the background

[biporio]

So... Bananas are ok to show, but eerything not? THAT, my friend, is christianity in all its glory.

[MikeUntstinks]

So God create you? God created Gollum?

[paulhb]

Drink much?

[rawkforme]

this really is an extremely unsound argument you have going on whether you think it is actually good or not....

[beermn45]

I assume your talking to me. If not, I apologize and disregard this post. Unsounded?? Argument!!!!! You christians are the ones coming up with a totally baseless argument and you try to spread your delusion to me. All I do is tell you how illogical your faith-based belief is. Better still, go argue in the mirror. You'll get a better response.

[beermn45]

Stephanie, lastly, stop wasting my time and your's. Go out and enjoy life, have fun, get layed and stop pms-ing over everyone. If you christians would stop making such moronic claims and inventing such fantastic creatures we might have a saner world.

Oh, get an education. Get your nose out of the bible as being a source of historical data

[peaceonearth777]

You are goofy. I am not a Christian, so save it. Do not tell someone to get an education when you spell like a third grader in need of a tutor. I am no one to talk but I do not post idiotic vids here.

[beermn45]

You are right. You are no one to talk. You talk like a christian and have no idea about spelling. I do have a spell checker so can remind me if a word is off. Your vexation is unfounded, like a christian. Grow up, little boy.

[beermn45]

Also for these religious cukes who see this earth, and our life on this earth as being merely a weight station join the war and go into battle with a bible. That way there's no waiting. You can become worm food quicker. Oh, but leave me your car and house.

[hocema171]

Wow, god did not make us?? where did we come from?? think about it. I will pray for you.

[beermn45]

Don't waste your time. I'll not waste my time trying to validate a make-believe incompetent, blood thirsty, covenant crazy, megalomaniacal invisible sky fairy who has as much power as the horse shoe, lucky rabbits foot or the four leaf clover, with, I might add, the same results. Take you coin-flip god, his Charles Manson type son and the pussy fart air pollution called the holy spirit for a long walk off a short pier.

[hocema171]

Wow, You want to live in Hell forever???? you think this life is rotton just wait!

[beermn45]

Must be bad drugs, boy. You feeling ok? Need help? See a shrink. He might stop you from hearing voices telling you to do evil in the name of some jerk-water prick named Jesus. Or was that Horus. No, Dionysus. How about Hercules, Mithra, Oden, Amen Rah or a host of other god-men preceding this plagaristic, and might I add, poorly copied con artist and opportunist. Even Hell and Satan were invented before Christianity with Zaroastrianism. Can you say copyright infringement?

[beermn45]

Hell and the devil originated for Zorastrianism

[IlluminateYourMind]

Hey, what do you get when you cross sheep and a Jew?

A Shrew...

...a blind, ignorant animal that has to follow others by biting the ass of its sibling to get anywhere or survive.

Ironic isn't it. LOL

[IlluminateYourMind]

This is a good video. The really moronic thing that Christians will also try to pass off is that our imperfections are caused by sin...either ours, or of our ancestors....of Adam/Eve. What a load of crap!

If God is supposedly perfect, yet he designed all this junk, KNOWING that it would cause us problems, hardships, heartache, etc...then that's NOT a perfect God....nor a God I would EVER follow.

[beermn45]

God made me?  He must be one fucked up geneologist

[IlluminateYourMind]

God must have been the most incompetent, ignorant deity in all of recorded history.

To allow all the rampant contradictions in his 'literal holy word'....to promote murder, lies, and deception in his religion....to knowingly create us just so that we would be persecuted in his name because of someone ELSE'S 'original sin'?

What a moronic myth....only a HUMAN could have dreamed up 'God'.

[inhumanity80]

uh...your just fuck up, sorry you had bad genes.

[chinisup]

something hit me before I left, ever hurt someone really bad and everyone turned against u but the one u hurt forgave u sincerely without asking for anything back, the fact that they believed in u made u vow to never do that to anyone again, the fact that God believes in us enough to forgive us and to pay our pentalty is what causes "true" christians to change...because he loved us when he had no reason to...hagd

[beermn45]

Only delusional sheeple like yourself worship this blood thirsty hoax. I am not a sinner. Christians are the guilt ridden, insecure idiots willing to believe they were born having done wrong as soon as the doctor whacked them on the butt. You, my friend, need to get a life outside of paranoia.

[chinisup]

he was willing to die on a cross to give us, he's not asking for anything back, he's just asking u to accept it so u don't go to hell...in other words he's trying to save us..not enslave us, but we have the choice to reject it, he won't force u, God's a gentlemen not a beast, the beast is the one we follow when we reject God's gift, have a nice day

[beermn45]

Who is hge trying to impress, other than himself?  He reincarnates himself as a man to die a tortious death to save someone's ass? He's God, the omnipotent, all-seeing, all knowing. Why not say, "Ok, your forgiven". Such grandeur. And still I spit on him and his pussy fart called the Holy Ghost.

[IlluminateYourMind]

You must be delusional chinstrap.

Jesus NEVER said he would die on a cross to save you from your sins.

Nor did he say he was 'God'.

What would he 'save us from' anyway? Ourselves? Original sin? What kind of idiotic myth is that?

Good/Evil, Sin/Salvation are ALL man made concepts.

What is evil in one perspective, is tradition in another. Take cannibalism, or killing children for cussing (as commanded in the bible) for example.

[chinisup]

If u committed a crime, and I stood up paid your fine in full because u couldn't, you'd look at me the same way? God isn't about obedience, you're a sinner, I'm a sinner, wages of sin is death, and because God is holy, sin can not enter heaven, kind of like light and darkness can not occupy the same space, but he loved us so much he was willing to pay our fine (death), it's a free gift, one which

[beermn45]

The only person that would come up with such tripe as this has to be the most insecure, down trodden misfit looking for an answer and the easy way out. Get a real education, and not from the bible. It is not a historical text. Neither are Peter Pan or Moby Dick. All you have there is a Horror/Fiction comic book.

[IlluminateYourMind]

If you paid for a crime I committed, I'd look at you as one stupid motherfucker, and gullible as hell.

What's this nonsense 'the wages of sin are death'? Even your so-called perfect, incorruptible saints STILL died. Not one person in history, not even your imaginary Jesus figure, has escaped death.

We all die...it's part of the natural order....not some man made concept called 'sin'.

[chinisup]

maybe it's because He didn't want to force you to love him...just like you don't wanna force people to love you...it wouldn't be love would it...so He gave you a choice...it's called free will to accept Him or not...good point about the eyes with only one we wouldn't have had peripheral vision....

[beermn45]

Oh he gives you a choice. Love him or burn in hell. Rule from fear. Remind you of anyone. Pick a dictator. Any one. How about a rapist who holds a knife to the girls throat and gives her the option. Let him have his way with her or kill her. What kind of option is that. And even IF your god did exist I wouldn't worship that maniacal megalomaniac

[IlluminateYourMind]

Well said.

The Christian scare tactics are weak. Most Christians are unaware the concept of 'Hell' was not even in the original bible...it was adopted into Christianity by the Roman Catholic Church to scare pagans into converting to Christianity.

That's called lies and deception....typical Christianity basically.