Funniest Best Man Speech...Funny Wedding Toast...1st Try

[rennyboy123]

Great job - Just put up my friends speech effort "best man speech elmo" . He fluffed his opening line but did a good job. Check it out if you get a chance. Great Quality Video. better sound and picture than most of them on here. Well done again - being best Man isnt as easy as some people think!

[damned50]

The grooms laugh makes the speech,

[TheSweetalchemist]

This is the best best man speech out there, I have checked all the best man speech out there. This is the one! Good job!

[sfrance783]

haahaa..nice peech

[JoeyTheKillerjtk]

He made a 6 min speech feel like 2 min, well done

[AliciaMc89]

Nicely done! I've heard a lot of these jokes before but you did a good job in delivering them.

[PrincessTammySDH]

You're so funny!!!! :)

[JayBee671]

"...sorry, I can't read your writing!" hahahahahahhh GENIUS!

[gsilva387]

I'm about to give my speech at my brother's wedding, and I'm nervous as shit. Great Job man!

[campbellshaw007]

Fantastic funny best man speech, well done.

bestmanfunnyspeech.webs.com

[mrelamjr]

Christ. Last week I got merely invited to a last minute wedding, yesterday I was asked to be best man. Wedding in 2 weeks and I'm flipping out about the speech.

[BugsyMalone82]

Great speech. It helped me for my Best Man Speech for my brothers wedding

[jkc3956]

Got one day to write my best man speech. I am stealing 3:23.

[26ACEBOOGIE]

friggin geek

[2662noor]

funny speech!beautiful bride

[hurshell]

americans arent funny



[livelovecheer32]

@hurshell you r retarded.

[edits1000]

im using this 

[spinxsi]

haha! at 5:22 the cameraman tries to get a close up of the hottie in red

[sek17514]

you coppied this from me

[dillonkevin8]

the groom is a huge pussy.. stop being a fag and leaning into her you deusher

[cosg9531]

Why do the brides always wear white, when, in the vast majority, they slut themselves out after several dates? There isn't one woman in ten-thousand with the character and moral integrity to wait until marriage, when wearing white would actually be justified, and the woman would genuinely be worthy of it.

[sek17514]

@cosg9531 because it is a tradition to americans

[MartyHITD]

Lol 3:43 thought he was going for her tits...

[mrgeeProductions]

lol...great speech. Natural speaking in public.

[butterfaceee]

look at all of the negative comments on here. this was an amazing/humorous speech, so what if he has notes? he had the crowd laughing the whole time.

if you don't have anything nice to say, get the fuck out.

[lawnsausages]

Here's to all you virgins out there....thanks for nothing

[lawnsausages]

Here's a toast to the Maid of Honor

Many nights I laid upon her

Fucked her sitting

Fucked her lying

Even once I fucked her flying

Now she's dead but not forgotten

Lets dig her up and fuck her rotten

[FiswaT]

@lawnsausages Necrophillia for the win! It's not sexual abuse, it's merely an act of vandalism since they are no long considered to be persons!

[lawnsausages]

@FiswaT lol... sick but true! There is a story that has been floating around for years (not sure if it's urban legend or not) about a woman that sued her mortician husband for divorce on the grounds of irreconcilable differences because she claimed he made her sit in an ice bath for an hour before they had sex and then remain still and silent during the act. When I first heard this story I thought...dude, let me introduce you to my ex-wife!

[Manyissues101]

Groom can't even put his glass down to hug his brother in the end lol.

[mikeman1234567]

You put "improv" as a tag for this? Really? All of these jokes are canned.

[JasonViens23]

best speech i ever heard not gonna lie I used one of your jokes in my best man speech and it went over great.. epic speech in my opinion good job

[latinfueg0]

Did anyone else notice that the Groom appear to be 100% with it during the speech. He already looked wasted... hehee

[jamesgandalf]

Incredible speech; best one I've ever seen. I saw this about a month ago, was totally inspired, and used those jokes (hope you're cool with that) in my speech last Saturday. It couldn't have gone better; people loved it!

[MrJCAST15]

hahaha

Epic Fail at 1:38

[heyllo1337]

1:39 Denied.

[MrShadowz1337]

wtf, the best man is his brother?? That's rare....

[buttfuckcentral]

wow that was pretty lame

[randommagnum]

That kid looks like a young Mitt Romney.

[TheLedge84]

Nice speech.  I will be emmulating it on December 4th, hopefully, with a similar amount of success.

[Kobuck84]

Good job!check out best best man speech ever by Ally Ross,it's brilliant!

[jknewcastle21]

classic

[st3vieuk]

Dude - nice speech, hope mine goes as smoooooth as yours. All the best to your bro and sis inlaw..

[eppingoz]

Your funny! You made me laugh

[heavenlyrko]

hahahahaha, he's a funny guy, that one... his brother getting married must love him and know how he is by now, thats why he's not stuck up and mad, but he's actually cracking up laughing. He thought it was pretty good.

[Jamaicanchocolate34]

God! I would love to have a brother like this. Dead serious man. What a guy!

[petrovicisdead]

OMG 4:24 "i love this fag"

[bestmanspeechesnet]

haha, funny!..nice dude. Yes, she is soo pretty (the bride)... Congrats!!!

[yenguccia]

what a sweet brother!!

[babylo0n71407]

BEST speech ever!

[ihaveanhp]

i wonder if they are still married?

[hoshus123]

"john sorry man i cant read your writing" at that point i almost shit my pants out of laughter!!!!

[Toadsanime]

@hoshus123 Uh, really? Really?

Most things like this are quite cheesy, it's only funny to the people there because it's personal to them, they know the people and the general atmosphere of the day.

To someone watching it online with none of that of course, it shouldn't come across as laugh-out-loud hilarious.

[Timcookie321]

3:44 could laugh be any more dramatic

[carnivalpride]

great delivery...

[MrGunaratne]

this guy is funny !!!

[shane12345davis]

he should be ashamed

[mikey464]

well done awsome.

[amoghakrishnas]

lame............

[gemwocoj]

shut down at 4.19 too. what a beta male

[woodzyshrek]

why not check out my best man speech, tell me what you guys think.

[Santana23453]

She totally dissed him for a kiss!

[vegasviking42]

Groom left hanging for a kiss by the bride at 1:42.....what a n iiiiiiiiidddddddddiiiiiioooooo­oooottttttt!!!!!!!

[ninemen123]

That was a great speech man, in places it would have come over a bit ass licky to a UK audience but it was really good.

[bestmanadvice]

good job!

[cbernst1]

haha theres a lot of funny toasts on toasttothat

[samiabusaad]

John is definitely drunk, check his raction at 4:00

[lester8436]

i read some of these jokes on a website.. Nice delivery !!

[TheSweetalchemist]

@lester8436

could you give me a link of these jokes?

[wefinditfunny]

Great speech but i think your brother might be gay

[EuroStatus1985]

This is the best speech I have ever heard. So funny!!! You're awesome! & they are lucky to have you :)

[TDog4444]

groom got the most jenk fake tan i've ever seen.

[LucaBrazziSleepy]

tried to get a kiss at 1:38... SHUT DOWN!

[x1y1l1e1m]

awesome. I think I saw some toungue coming out there

[gemwocoj]

@LucaBrazziSleepy so shut down looool :D

[pajamadude15]

@LucaBrazziSleepy He gets shut down multiple times lol

[XschindlerX]

WOW, WELL DONE!!!!!!!!

[carnivalpride]

Very fun speech. He has great delivery and quick on his feet adding to the speech. Good job!!

[Timcookie321]

GIVE IT UP FOR JOHN!!!!!!!!

[kookaburra31]

Check out thebigspeech  . co . uk

[101musiclove]

stupid!

[reedsposer22]

ahahahahah

[reedsposer22]

he went in for the kiss, and she so rejected it. i bet they are divorced by now!

[freddiefernandez]

very nice

[Tiger90Drake]

It was kinda short (because they laughed the half time) but I liked it.

[XxscenekidxXXx]

there all drunk so they just laugh at everything =)

[boudavin]

well when im drunk i dont piss myself at nothing....being drunk dont make you mad!

[mikeman1234567]

I have to give a speech at a wedding soon. Every time I see a speech like this I get so afraid. Afraid that I have to act like this guy and tell awful, unfunny jokes in order for people to like it. He named his own video "funny best man speech" and claims it beats the rest.

[pgl0897]

I know exactly what you mean. My best mate asked me on Thursday. They're not getting married til next year and i'm already shitting bricks.

[jamiea35]

This is poor stuff and is badly performed.

[RainbowEvent]

I found that very entertaining man! Good job! I love the "I can´t see what you´ve wrote here..."-part, haha.

[guitarfaces]

It has some funny parts - but why did he have to read that last line off the card? he couldn't memorize that?

[joedrums8a]

this dude is a hack. he totally bit this whole thing from the internet. bad form, guy.

[vermin089]

LOL very funny bro

[bestmanadvice]

um.. that previous comment was supposed to be in reply to someone i don't know why it shows up at the top... garrr... anyway... this was a good speech I think, clearly a lot of effort put in.

[ScottiG06]

Not much substance considering it took him soooooo long.

[streettraining]

some of google's finest!

[xSNiiPEZzzzz]

Camera guy's got a thing for the girl in all pink. Check out 5:23 - 5:27 and 5:53- 5:56.

Some may say coincedence but I think not. The first one he actually just zoomed right on her during the best man's speech. It was like he panned round and thought "Oooooooo wait... sexy momma in the pink. Get a closer look. Mmmmmmmmm... oh shit! Best man's speech!"

And 5:53 he was just another sneeky look. Complete randomness to look that way but meh... that's my opinion.

[bestmanadvice]

lol

[badassgangstaa]

agreed dat was da 1st fing i noticed!!

[chacesbaby]

too funny....

[TWSnow39]

Ha at 3:50 the groom just was outta control bride was like, bitch stop making your self look like a fool!

[rinnin]

"today is just another day" what is that supposed to mean?

[jjarvis69]

YOUR not that silly are you?

[ray548]

He says in the line before, "For guys, it's a day where a hot woman gets taken off the market. But for girls..." it's just another day (alluding that the groom is a Joe Schmoe).

[seeya20]

He said that in contrast to what a sad day it was for all the men, that the bride was now officially of the market. Meaning it's not a big loss for the women that he's married now and of the market.

[nimrod379]

Did that marriage last? The bride looks like she doesn't even want to be there!

[jayfay786]

ya i even noticed that tooo

[thjohf]

Y 1:39 was epic fail hahaha

[lacrosseguy108]

@thjohf haha he went in for the kiss and she was just laughing

[gopherbar]

sorry i dont get the joke "today is just another day" ????

[heartcalling]

"for every MAN present..... its is a sad day, as..... a beautiful, wonderful gal is officially taken off the market.....

"for every GAL present , today is just another day"

[themaggot1986]

Its because he is saying the girl is hot and any other guy would be luckly to have her, but no girl cares about the guy... in short

[CharlieEats4Fun]

saying he is just a average guy basically

[3DMOVIES4YOU]

Great First Man Speech......It's nice to see People having some fun. All the best,

Ron

[ers586]

nicely done.

[TWSnow39]

Dude I found out today that i am the best man for my brothers wedding too!

Need a speech!!

[stackthatproductions]

me too im lost

[Jmartinez734]

wow lol , funny as hell, i just gave a toast at my bro's wedding , wish i would of saw this be4 hand lol it would of gave me good ideas

5 stars

[namdor11]

1:39 EPIC FAIL!

3:43 - 4:05 WTF with the groom? he couldnt fake more the laugh I feel sorry for him for trying too hard. at 3:49 she was like "WTF dude"

[skbroker]

cheesy

[Grendarebeldechika]

omg u are amazinggggggggg=] u make me laugh lol<3333333333333333

[goodgal16]

i like the quote at the end :)

and your speeches are too funny!!

[rainbowbabe]

john is hardworking, genuine, amazing, and the .. ... john! sorry man, i cant read your writing! --> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quinthrop]

Amazing speech. If only everyone could make it as easy as you. Loved the "going to the card" thing.

[psegtowerman]

great speech.... im going to steal some of your material.. i been going nuts writing my speech.. u killed

[randyfloyd07]

do we know what the point is that michelle makes?

[carnivalpride]

He was great. I agree with lucyfayehorton better then the "err, erm, hmm" speech.

[carnivalpride]

I thought the speech was great. Watch some of the videos where the best man says hmmmm the entire time. Now those are losers. This guy is natural at public speaking. Quick on his feet.

[Losangelous]

did the groom look pissed???

[stants11]

ill agree at least the family laughed. maybe he knew the audience would be easy? and primitive humour would go down well. you have got to judge this speech as if he is intellectually handycapped: very good speech young man. you did some nice little clever jokes. that bit where you said you couldnt read his writing was very smart.

[lucyfayehorton]

Why is everyone picking on him? :S It will have been family jokes because they all seemed to laugh, lol. At least he actually did a proper speech, Instead of standing there going ''Err, Erm, Hmm'' and he made them all laugh :) It may not have been the best speech in the world no and he does seem to love himself abit but I admire him for doing it! He made them laugh :) I can't hear much of what he's saying because of the American accent but they laughed :) lolol xxxx

[gentishani]

very nice speach

[jadoredashboard]

Btw he talks like Spencer Pratt.

shiver...

[jadoredashboard]

That thing about "she's so beautiful," we're so sad etc. is very tacky.

[truesk8er946]

that first line was funny the first time i heard 4 years ago at my cousins wedding

[shoshitet]

I <3 It ! ^^'

[fdscjf321]

The groom thinks its funny! i guess thats all that matters i guess!!

[elbitchio]

Americans! so melodramatic

[ccaballe]

Of course it is a dramatic moment for any man. What the hell did you do on your wedding day? Stand in the corner in silence with no emotions at all. I bet you are great in bed and you wife must be really really happy huh?! Assuming of course you have a wife you stereotyping dick.

[stants11]

stop stereotyping his dick! and critique this poor speech. it isnt very hard, ill help you out: the emotions felt are expressed by a list of adjecives. which is fucking cheap.

[ccaballe]

Your mom is cheap. ohhhhhhh snap. hahahahhaha!

[stants11]

not quite as bad as the speech a supose

[unorthadoxwow]

he was out stealing a car and mowing lawns

[stants11]

the groom made a dick of himself on his big day. i feel sorry for that loser.

[iloveagoodpoo]

Oh dear. Another over excited American who thinks he is far funnier than he actualy is. and how shit faced is the groom?!!!

[stants11]

and it is shit how he used a list of adjectives to describe people who are close to him. you could use those to describe anyone at any wedding on the planet. it is not insightful or meaningful. on top of this he lame one liners as coordinating conjuctions between meaningless adjectives.

[zaksti]

dam english profesor over here or what. get a life for crying out loud

[stants11]

this= not funny at all. how can people be so easily please? its cheap one liners.

[kleutertjes]

I agree. I am sure it was funny for those involved but please dont post this with the chosen title.

[stants11]

this was fucking lame. old/lame jokes. the groom made me fucking want to spew up how he laughed for so long at that fucking gay joke. "oh, i cant read your writing"= not funny at all, fucking faggot americans.

[zaksti]

so off of these 2 people you make this judgment that americans are faggots??? Just wondering? You know not all americans are the same right?

[stants11]

sorry. I know. Abuse is never good. But this speech is very average.

[zaksti]

ok cool. it just seems like the world hates america and i understand why they might but people have to step back and think about it. most americans are not like the leaders that run it. just like i dont think all afghans are bad people just cuz of what some of the people over there did to my country...u know what i mean?

[psegtowerman]

stants11=hater

[jd200469]

Excellent speech! Ive got myne tomorrow and have stole the joke bout the hand writing! Cheers!

[alluvial18]

Men, she's a blonde!!! But the speech was fabulous.

[starryeyed615]

this is the funniest best man speech i've ever seen...and the room is decorated very prettily :)

[katieoranda]

funny speech!!! and yeah the groom, totaly sh$t faced !hahaha

[joshmo141x]

I am giving a best man's toast this weekend and I am totally stealing the joke that starts at 0:50. And maybe the one that starts at 3:30 too. Well done!

[thesupe87]

This guy could do standup - this speech was awesome. Great vid!

[Wazzu02]

what does he mean by its just another day?

[18violet]

well, the way he was like all the guys are sad cause she's off the market, but for the girls its no big deal cause he ain't special

[Agro07]

get a room!

[jhawk2861]

I think the groom's probably just drunk.

[fanniestef3]

thanks andrewgwin... you gave me some ideas for my maid of honor speech!

[strain215]

im taking notes

[SherryAnn68]

Funny speech but I agree with the others that the groom overdid the laughing but I think it was probably more nerves than anything else. He kept trying to get closer to the bride and she didn't help him at all...

[Devilsleftnut1976]

very very good hahahahaha

[staflo10]

LMAO at the cant read your writing thing. haha

[krennett000]

Wow. The groom almost died of laughter.

[happyhazelnut]

That was a very funny, enjoyable, heartfelt speech! Perfect!

[sugarcookie2012]

haha, this was hilarious, yet also heartfelt ^_^

[badabinggggggg]

This really isn't that funny. The groom really overdid it with the laughing, as did the audience. The guy said maybe one or two things that were funny, and not THAT funny.