20 Funny Rap Battle Punchlines Volume 2

[twobackbeast]

whats the song at the beginning?

[SiineOne]

@twobackbeast Showbiz & AG - Next Level [Instrumental]

[AmRadiofinger]

this shits sucks!!!!!!



[youkissedmymom]

number 8 is too sick :L

[bennyboi969]

Lunar C well-deserved that top spot!

[Dakotakey3]

This is not rapping? It's like a bad version of yo mamma?

[PACIFICICONTV]

Its hard for me to understand

[hillman1996killa]

@PACIFICICONTV whys it hard to understand you from a different world or sutin

[CommonProductionsAR]

@hillman1996killa No, you just are use grammar, spell properly or talk on behalf of the world of understanding.

[hillman1996killa]

@CommonProductionsAR hahah calm it, you make no sense at all

[zimboy08]

#winning

[ThaBestSince]

17 Wins By Defalt



[jarkster11]

4:21 haha pamflit is at the back trying to make himself noticed

[TaahaMk]

LOL it shows H BOMB BUT NOT BLIZZARD WTF -,-

[ivano1987]

the "20 gig" line is hilarious.

[818KLOWNER]

What's the name of the beat in the beginning?

[sporesnipers]

volume 3?

[trickytree2]

Why doesn't anyone battle over beats?

[KayKidOfficial]

Right.. Where the fuck was Blizzards pow remix in this?!

[MalcolmWiggins95]

i ddnt understand one thng out of this whole rap battle

[JZxNSL]

number 1 is the best line i've heard since Oshea and Tenchoo.

Lunar C vs Tenchoo?

[MAKINGITTV1]

when your not wanking to gay porn, your dancing to jay sean :D best part!!

[KabukiZombieWarrior]

I honestly think each one in the top 3 are fucking awesome in their own ways. Elz' delivery is getting better each time he opens his mouth, and that particular line is offkey! And for all the Micky haters, I don't particularly like his raps. BUT, with that said, the crowd were in fits after that one line. So it just goes to show, everyone has flashes of brilliance, and that's why they were featured.

[Afflac]

what song is playing in the very begining?

[helloulotful]

@Afflac its from the 8 mile rap battle eminem vs lickety split

[adm222130]

top 20???? imo i heard maybe 6 decent lines...as for the rest, they could've found some better punches ....I'd like to hope

[MrAtheistway]

@adm222130 it doesnt say top 20 it just says 20

[imunro007]

I love pedros, tc's and obviously lunar...SHE AINT GOT NO MELONS, ARE YOU MAD BRUV?

[ryancunni1993]

mickys punchline killed it, not always about wordplay crowd reaction and comedy count

[Tulskboy]

number 2 was shit

[The714rodz]

What the?????

[Mr1234pizza]

lunar c is gonna be big one day. best battler since pro green

[minimanukuk]

She ain't got no Melons! She ain't got no Melons bruv! You mad bruv! She ain't got no Melons!

[LiteralGaming]

So sick

[lewinmc]

Mickey's line was funny I don't care what anyone says. Might even use that myself LOL

[bigdave6633]

amrica!!!!



[moviepreviews21]

Because oy! I'm a Brit!

[moviepreviews21]

I use the word in every sentance I spit. I'll wank off to you every chance I get.

I wank of to gay porn because I think it's legit.

Now stop wanking of to my lines

And get out a bit.

Go wank of to your mamas

Old hairy pits

[Best7Account]

Why is it all english people man, they're not as good as american and canadian rap battlers.

[MegaBudHead]

@Best7Account Nice trolling comment there! For starters, why do you think it's "all english people"?! Maybe, just maybe because it's an English based rap league!!!!!!! Secondly if Brits aren't "as good as american and canadian rap battlers." then why do they tend to beat them more often than not?! Suggest you check your own country's KOTD league.........by judges decision it's something like 5-3 wins battling Canadians/Americans in Canada, MORE if you judge it by the publics comments.

[Best7Account]

@MegaBudHead Because brits suck at rapping tryna act american... smh... watch american rap battles and see the punch lines they throw, but here it's like "yo i fuked ur mother, OHHH"

and i have an opinion so fuk off

[MullinsTheRapper]

@Best7Account shut up you cunt.

[Best7Account]

@MullinsTheRapper fuk you bitch ass pussy.

[MegaBudHead]

@Best7Account You have a stupid opinion that was piss-easily shot down by stats alone and then you come back with some irrelevant drivel. As a starting point you should watch o'shea rip the shit out of your country against porich......think you'll find it pretty hard to claim that's anything other than a British style and from looking at the comments under that video, you'll see that people thought the Canadian sucked balls.

[ZombieNationLeader]

@theguythatsgrime checkin out the blonde when you noticed him?

[Frenzybars]

Number 16 is fucking hilarious!

[MrDrowsypants]

been wating 4 time

[onemanarmyasonrip]

Not Sure Why But 6 Had Me Goin Pretty Hard

[jzRjokerz]

Can you spot the white black guy through out the vid?

[solo636]

I knew them bars from lunar was going to take 1 spot when i first heard these bars i was benning up :)

[ComeThruMurkin]

Only agree with a handful of these. That goofy JollyJay bar over some of the stuff Kong merked him with? Nah.

[nash06]

i knock people like u out on the way to a fight should have been in there and tenchoo time crisis 9 like this one

[thatchefsam]

number one is hilarious



[93Paulie93]

i knew what was number 1 before i even clicked play, lol

[AnalysticMystic]

Tenchoo thinks he is too good to battle these days

[G13Records]

missed the lunar c family tree line and blizzards pow verses v h-bomb...criminal...some good disses but some major weak ones on this, volume 1 quality control was much better

[scope1beatbox]

No Tenchoo ???

[carpet691]

has the dont flop standard dipped?

[helloulotful]

Lunar C defo deserved to be here knew hed be in

[AnalysticMystic]

Contains*

[AnalysticMystic]

The video title suggests that the video contsins 20 funny bars, not the 20 best bars. Stop complaining, sure there were a couple of questionable selections but who gives a fuck, get over it

[coxeroney]

The bowski line was shitttttttttttt

[SleepsCousin]

Song: (Dum-dum")Showbiz"(Dum-dum)"AG­"!

Rap battle fan on internet "What is the tune in the beginning?"

Ah, hip hop in 2011... what went wrong?

[REELHIPHOP420]

fuck I forget the tune in beginning.... any pointers?

[Writeous0ne]

@REELHIPHOP420 showbiz & ag next level

[jackyv08]

Tenchoo and Suus had lines worthy of being in this.

[HolySativa]

Winning

[TheGapsterPool]

Oshea vs dirtbag dan had a few good ones. The "put your hands up!" one was good and oshea's "my life as a bigfoot sighting" was funny.

[huntinginfidels911]

alot of them are not top 20 worthy, bowskis one was shit, lunar shouldnt of been there that many times hes good an all but waaay too much hype over em,

[KJtheMC]

Only 1 Oshea in top 20??? Oh well, I didnt check volume 1,he's prolly all over there

[MUZOGRAPHY]

sicccccccccccccccccccccccck!

[PaidYouOff]

So, H-Bomb and Micky are there....but Tenchoo isn't? Ok.

[PaidYouOff]

I don't know how Lunar C's dick isn't in there considering most of you would say that's brilliant at this point. Dude is good, but I imagine he wants to bang a few groupies. Man'll have no cock left by the time you lot are done riding it.

[ShottyKingg]

I don't know how Lunar C's "climb naked up your family tree" isn't up there ? Its in the same fuckin battle !

[gerardwhytelads]

Most of them wernt even funny

[XTvMXGrifter]

i dont know how the lunarc's 'cum down syndrome' bar wasnt in there!

[SammyJ21]

Micky Worthless, hmmm I dunno

[KJtheMC]

Nr. 2 was wack

[MullinsTheRapper]

@KJtheMC why

[KJtheMC]

@MullinsTheRapper Isnt Micky lie bff with Eurgh. Explains it :P. It was good, but not nr. 2 good.

[CalvinHussey1985]

Some of these are good, seems someone left a few of the really decent lines out so they could fit their friends in though.

[RusJako]

i can't probably understand some of that. but punchlines which i understand are fucking great respect from russia

[Juror8]

How you gonna have lines from that Blizzard/H-Bomb battle and not have "I'll end your career with two lines like a pregnancy test"?

[MullinsTheRapper]

Why all the hate for Mickey's line? Delivery was TOP drawer and it was a nice play on words, not too complex but straight to the point. Everyone there found it funny. I found it funny. Youse who don't find it funny, maybe you're just twats after all.

[braybraymitchface]

ahahaha number 7 was too good

[EMERGEMCOFFICAL]

slugs, lettuce, shells, muscles?

[KeiffoLoL]

Funny stuff xD

[FeAriou]

Number 2 was kinda wack.

[dragonzord250]

Da fuck is dis? Number 3 was the best.

[JohnNada80]

Cruger clapping like a baby seal to every half decent bar should be number one.

[kerkster999]

Eurgh decided to make and upload this whilst waiting for the DNA vs Diz battle

[84jbd]

suttum from scizzahz vs wizard shouldve been in there

[RhythmCircus]

amazing! cant wait for BITW5 this weekend.

[ivano1987]

Elz should've been no 1 imo.

[KabukiZombieWarrior]

Tie ya mum up on the bed...TEABAG

[huntinginfidels911]

DPF line "yea blad 20 gig youll fuckin remember this" sicko of a line lethal

[nathair82]

Oshea is a legend, always wrecks the shop!!

[coldworld5]

They should have used Lunar C's moulin rouge line.

[Frenzybars]

I love these punchline videos, they should make more!

[violalion]

whaaaattt.. why was a mickey worthless bar in here, let alone number 2?

[crrofts]

@violalion coz it was funny lol

[violalion]

@crrofts hardly, hahah. it's certainly debatable. one of mickey's better punchlines, i'll give him that, but that's because he's generally shit.

[js4ks]

get lunar c and blizzard cmnon

[MrJnazty]

the best ones were lines from elz jsa line, micky's dont know line, luna's handshake haha and jolly jays stag nite line. they were all hilarious though, big up dont flop!

[itsPlayer1]

@MrJnazty You mean Verb T's stagnight line?

[yidos08]

Number one is best line i ever heard

[H3kthor07]

Hahaha, the number one punchline was insane!

[1990joehaynes]

TEABAG!

[wildesentertainment]

Oh my god so funny, there's need to be more of these.

[OLProductionsLive]

The Quagmire Skank

[TheAlmightyTourle]

Tony D deserved to be in their for his bar against Im "how you gonna body tone(Tony) when you can't even tone your own body" :L

[MrJnazty]

@TheAlmightyTourle no doubt mate, that line was sick! i reloaded it may times when i saw the video

[Ictrlurmnd]

Getting sick of the bars over jokes thing whinging. Getting a crowd to laugh AT your opponent is one of the best forms of humiliation. Fact.

[bizonmaciej]

ij hes a cunt then

[thasco]

Props on the Hudson Mohawke shirt..

[MultiQuickscopeZz]

look at blizzards face hes like oh yeh :L

[meetmrstocky]

go to 2:30 for free blowjob

[JazzarBizzle2006]

Eurgh selected these punchlines, Their good and all but nothing to be hype about....alot of other punchlines missing tbh

[Ictrlurmnd]

@JazzarBizzle2006 jeeeeeeeez

[xjordox100]

@JazzarBizzle2006 there is a lot of good ones in dfi

[Alex703rockstar]

@JazzarBizzle2006 Where does it say THE DEFINITIVE 20 PUNCHLINES? Bro, it's just some funny ones.

[JazzarBizzle2006]

@Alex703rockstar Shut up

[Blazin50s]

@JazzarBizzle2006

It probably from a staff point of view. Knowing all these guys and being there at the time and place. Alot of us miss things cause we're just viewing on youtube and automatically analyse the bar.

And THAT is the ONLY reason for which i can think that Bowski "punchline" (18) was in it.

[100InternetSt]

Half these killer lines can be attributed to swagger.

[codecrt321]

pretty bad selection could have been loads better, i think dont flop should make a Top 20 BEST punchlines, as this is a rap battle league, bars over jokes.

[ThePenSketch]

#TeamLunerC

[MrAddz90]

@ThePenSketch You Can't even spell his name properly aha!

[CallardSince93]

Poor selection..

[bigfool577]

@CallardSince93

Agreed, just like volume 1. Total shit

[flip146]

TENCHOO SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THERE SOMEWHERE

[flip146]

2.02 that guy is dressed as Bruno Mars from fuckin LAzy Song

[LooneyyHD]

Micky Worthless number 2?! Eurgh clearly made this video.

[CaptainAidan]

these just seem like a random selection of punchlines tbh... some good, some very average. stowaway should've made this list at least once, I don't get how bowski and micky got a look-in at all.

[Syk2010]

Dirtbag dans "put ya hands up" should have made this top 20 EASY!

[zulukydd]

LOOOOOL number 10 got me !!!

[OBQY]

who will end lunar c win streak?

[Blazin50s]

Mickys line was so bait, why is that there... + Bowski...

[Elderscrolls333]

somebody shook my hand lol

[nomorehassle2008]

Fury saying "She ain't got no melons" should be number 1

[1bashy97]

h bomb is such a fucking spastic. 

[JazzarBizzle2006]

@1bashy97 init he should of had that operating table line against big kannon at number 1 or 2....

[ItsBiwiPwice]

I swear Lunar C has such a following

[NakedGingerKid]

@ItsBiwiPwice DontFlop normally gets about 5k views... but when Lunar C is in them theyre pulling 80k

[zimboy08]

no eddie p/frisko? hmmm. shoulda been more oshea as well.

[BndrFlightDistance]

helen!



[LukeG1963]

No surprise Lunar C is in there a few times. Could make a top 20 of just him.

[OhSeanyBear]

'i was fisting that bitch the other day , and im sure somebody shook my hand' :L

[irishmicko100]

Sum funny clever shit go on! RESPECT de boyz :)

[2386ryanh]

get rich or die on job seekers allowance, haha

[papoose440]

the dude at the start roaring she got no melons should have been no 1

[01506]

"She ain't got no melons!!!" That guy laughing at that line was funnier than the actual line

[OBQY]

yes dontflop <3

[AllezRock2009]

18th

[SteOHare]

Couldn't give a fuck which number i am, just came to watch the video...

[BrickVsJaw]

2rd!

[TheXcuses]

1st



[MrConnorDuffy]

@TheXcuses You misspelled 'I'm a cunt'

[01506]

@TheXcuses

you may be first, but you are still a cunt

[TheXcuses]

@01506 ty for your kind words, sir.