Peace Dove Fail

[pwnzerHK]

I knew it was dead once i saw how hard they were squeezing it....

[thedancegroupstudio1]

they properly hold that bird to hard geez

[okma18]

The Show must go on xD

[brybry19871987]

A "peace dove" ---- A dove in captivity who has grown so fucking sick of living in a cage with other doves that it fakes its own death and when thrown in the garbage, it chews its way out and just before it fly's away you can hear it say "peace nigga!"

[reinoheya]

omg poor thing D':

[shadd255]

i laugh at the kids,they keep waving as if the peace dove is flying gracefully in the air~haha

[saroh25]

poor dove

[darrellher]

Its Fucken dead! LMAOO XD!

[Rapidement123]

highest rated comment just made my day :D:D:D

[tom4000tom]

If u can speak german u know she sings "this keeps the scheiße am lauufen" at 00:15

[trudj505]

did he die?

[jijiko70]

go pidgeoto!!

[tallswede80]

peace is dead. don't bother trying to revive peace.

[AP93Playa]

0:06 yeah, it´ll fly again.

[BassmrDK]

The dove died of the pressure the kid left on it... I mean look at it: 0:21

[Travisthetoaster]

Holy shit the kids are strong in russia!!

[XxAnony0mousxX]

Somebody told them "Hold on tight, or else he'll fly away!"

So they just freaken squeeze the life out of him

[alderfasorm]

thats proof children kill animals when they hold them



[HerrXxVorragend]

0:16 "TAKE YOUR FUCKEN HANDS AWAY! THATS MY LUNCH!"

[superpwn2000]

well no shit, he was holding like it was his dick, did he expect it to fly ?

[nitroelite101]

Please let there be some "in Soviet Russia jokes"...

(scrolls down comments)

Oh good..

Dopey cunts.

[BULLSHIT1173]

I'm pretty sure I've seen this in a Cyanide&Happiness short. The hobo comes up and snags the dead bird at the end to eat him

[thatPUNKdude]

In Soviet Russia...

[tbear116]

-bird- god dammit these kids are holding my wings to tight they are falling asleep

-kids- this is gonna be so cool

-bird- fuck

[JVCSwagg]

You saw nothing!

[Numba1anth]

UHHH! Dropped my wallet!!

Flap yer arms!!! o_o

[SixBark]

I Love how the guy comes like "30 second rule! mine now bitch"

[XTripleXCrossX]

The guy who took it ate it.

[Prsnsfrms]

maybe its like pigeons..there is a speicies that cant fly

[chuckyko]

Well, two kids may have just squeezed the life out of a pigeon, but we're still gonna go for that World Peace thing!!!!

[iCarb0n]

Dipshit children squeezing the life outta that thing.. I mean sure they didn't mean it, but jeez..

[UnAmEiTwEmAkEiTFILMS]

the guy who grabbed the bird probably put it in his coat and then later bit its head off and ate it...

[fullfist]

poor bird :(

[geminix365]

There is no fail, thats how the doves fly in russia!!!

[iBrandonTechno]

these dumbasses are still chearing

[MyMusicIsEpic]

I was expecting a hawk to get it.

[YehSmoshWorld]

what little retarded kids squeezing the life out of the bird, poor birdie

[gamingdragobninjaman]

I wonder wha tthat guy who grabbed the bird did with it..............probably illegal things

[lilanimedreamer]

Dang, that kid squeezed the life out of it.

[dariusjames3333]

THEY SQUISHD HIM >:(

[UltimateKing011]

0:14

MINE! I CALLED IT

[danichan19]

0:07 I don't think the birds neck was supposed to bend like that.....

[whatsthatnoisemane]

poor thang

[SparkleGrl123]

WAVE TO THE DEAD BIRD!!!!!!

[spinballwhizzkids]

in soviet russia, dove flies you!

[madzane94]

The kid squeezed the life out of it.. <_<

[SmartK8]

A hungry homeless guy attacks at 0:14

[SONNYisCAM]

i thought that only happened in cartoons! XD

[kidcaptian]

did he die?

[ibitties]

@kidcaptian No doves can only fall asleep if they are held really tight and then thrown 60 feet in air before falling on concrete...well no shit its dead

[saphirebolt]

Wasn't the kid's fault, the dove was just trollin

[TheMrtokyo]

that boy choked it stupid kids

[machinimikmak]

0:15 ... i heard scheisse!

[en4394]

Poor kids are gna get a russian beatdown :(

[Jagethemage]

somewhere out there is a prank loving bird trainer that is still laughing to this day..

[pumishumi]

technically the bird was at resting in piece..... does that count?

[ninjawux]

@pumishumi lol is that the newest way of saying go to hell ?

[N0sweer]

bye go to die

[skeetskeetskeetnigga]

He was eyeing off the dove the whole time, then when his chance arose he charged in to get his dove dinner and ran.

[colleenlovesjames]

In soviet russia the dove kills you.

[easrth]

They squished it to death!

Fuckin kids, honestlyyy

[omgdan23]

Dove? What dove? There's no dove here.

[Epicnessable]

Wait, so, what country did that happen in?

[bigblue23net]

Swag

[VideosAMSR]

0:15 (Random Guy) Mine!

[BaddBoyy92]

@VideosAMSR If you look very well, you see he's shouting "DIBS!!!" :D

[connorj19951]

0:15 " SCORE!!!"

[finsher2008]

That kid strangled the fucking thing lmao

[imhalolover123]

Wow.

[naduce]

I can't breathe... lmfao

[JennaRose1020]

Wow.

[JennaRose1020]

Wow.

[Xixh4npr0]

Where´s that first comment? Random guy on the street: "Mine!"

[bonniemaymcmaster]

hurry call PETA! lol

[Cooltreivus]

top comment made me lol

[Daviysoh]

I bet it went to Chinese restaurant to be cooked after this.

[Hootization]

@Daviysoh Hey...screw you...and I know you want some of this dove

[Bluntbowz]

She killed it.. all it wanted was to fly away, and she KILLED it! Oh the humanity!..

i mean, eh forget it.

[lachrise83]

Thumbs up if you are a killer like me and have killed many people and cummed on them

[flipboys101]

war  for 3 years......

[XoXoDreaMeoXoX]

It's okay kids... just keep waving..

[dismant101]

there is no such thing as peace in Soviet Russia !!!!

[CameraStudios550]

0:15 FOOD!!

[XsweetChick17]

poor bird :(

[DragonsDeathblow]

DDDDDDDDDD:

[Tomzinator]

Dove: FML!

[hrwk4]

think happy thoughts little birdie. gd havnt you seen peter pan. we are live here. dont embarrass me. oh my bad guess we arent live.

[amnesiaguess]

omg look at that , theyre all waving at nothing

[TheAtomicusBomb]

kid must have an iron grip

[LoveLolicon]

In Soviet Russia, peace dove release you!

[XxStonedKillerxX]

They held the bird too tight, it couldnt breath. bastards.

[tastymuffin1]

5 SECOND RULE :P

[edwilsons]

FOOD!1!!!

[themegaTECHCHECK]

ENEMY AC 130 ABOVE!!!!!!!!

[Demon666x3]

wait, does this mean the war continues?

[DOSU344]

@Demon666x3 Yep. The bird was gona be our next president, our last one was a monkey.

[08betterthenyer08]

kid musta thought it was a cuddly toy

[mikehuntfilgood]

I guess it's a "Rest in Peace" dove.

[VortexClanGaming]

little shit strangled the poor thing.

[roggerdiegokottak]

hhaha they fail!

[dabomb402]

"fly!" (looks at bird) "god dammit"

[Xixh4npr0]

The 1st comment made me laugh a lot more than the video itself XD

[Bauxville]

There used to be a comment here that said: "immediately confiscated by the KGB"

lol good times...

[wwaarrddy]

Reminds me of GOB...

[MrAnte2909]

LMFAO, this dude was like: "F^#k you guys, -Free dinner!"

[MASTRCHIEFMOE]

that stupid lil shit squezzed it to death

[laiklang]

R.I.P.

[amanderpander24]

thumbs up if you look at the top comments before you have seen the whole video!:P

[maxpretzel]

@amanderpander24 gay !

[BoneFlameProductions]

@amanderpander24 thats usualy when the video loads so what a clever girl u must be :p...

[pilipinasmabuhay100]

The dove's dead! It's WAR!

[SchnitzelCat]

made in russia. where they sell drunk doves

[DJZombiLincoln]

Quick, act like it flew away!

[autumn456111]

awh.. :( thats sad

[fearmydonut248]

1. The kids looked like they held the dove to hard and

2. The random dude just found his dinner.

[syvavaishere]

That dove just " set itself free "

[ThePestilance]

only in russia.

[fcukingalien]

The bird has chosen the death insted the communism.

[jjgh2423]

dove died from horrible music

[here2swear]

I WAS JUST SEEING........... NOT EVEN A SINGLE MOTHER FUCKER ON MY COMMENT PAGE GAVE A DAMN ABOUT THE POOR LITTLE DOVE...... ASSHOLES

[MrWafflehouse99]

The random guy is all like: Screw you guys free dinner!

[amcc9001990]

hahaha

[kevobum]

if the dove flies then there is peace if the dove fails then there is war

[XZeeBeat]

The Dove Did Not Fly!!! Let the war continue!!!

[NottMacRuairi]

This video is a perfect metaphor for Russian politics.

[33331raptor]

@phukkaduk It's not racist, you dont have much experience with tools do you? Besides China isn't a race its a country.

[MaricoL13]

they suffocated the mother fucker before they threw him!

[tarigarma2]

yeah that tends to happen



[Katamoii]

awkward ...

[classmassgrass]

That was fast thinking Private....here's the Medal of Honor

[laughingpeanut]

doves thoughts: 0:06 god dammit just kill me0:11 OH SHIT GOD DAMMIT

[ps3bigboy320]

someone forgot to replace the batteries...

[bboohhkkyy]

LoL, sometime i laugh louder because of the comment !!

[lastofmykind8]

Didn't they have a war after this?

[CalvinsStudios]

they are all still waving even if the dove was dead

[donfocker]

Random guy on the street: "Mine!" thumbs up please

[sweet58441]

@donfocker please die

[321crap]

of course...

[KylaYong22]

In Soviet Russia.... Dove frees you!

[TheBadnewsforyou]

he wasnt going to let go  he was like im taking you HOME looooooooolz

[Sherlockrules]

They killed it!!

[jjcheergirl]

press 3 poor bird its taking it last breath of life......

[jjcheergirl]

.......maybe the held it to long............

[aaronpereda671]

lol that dove said to hell with this shit kill me now and that random guy goes oh shit dinner baahhahahah

[danyelpollo100892]

the music makes me laughing

[RachelxRoulette]

Poor dove ;A;

[MrP90X4ever]

Only in russia ....

[PaulieDeMafia210]

And that's why the war between Georgia and Russia happened.

[Shintagh]

and for their next trick watch them blast a dead rabbit out of a hat

[TheChocoThief]

That's the sign people! This means WAR!!

[ShinyStarOfDeath]

A bird must be sacrificed

[BobUSMC10]

Peace is dead.

[dachicagoan]

In Soviet Russia, the dove throws you into the air

[2JustJoin]

The random guy comment below made it for me. Couldn't stop laughing when i read it. Nice one

[ProblemChilld69]

Random guy on the street : "Mine!"

[Herculass]

@ProblemChilld69 HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[iMex94]

@ProblemChilld69 lol thank u for the comment

[Supertails5587]

@ProblemChilld69 or :I'll put this with the other one....

[IWANSCREAM]

@ProblemChilld69 ahahahahha nice one :D 

[Jackthesheriff]

@ProblemChilld69 it was a hobo

[ArmenianSnipe13]

@babarecords13 In Soviet Russia, your comment is funny.

LOL not really. I'm pretty sure nobody finds your comment humorous but you.

[theprotagonistar]

NoooOOOOO!!!

[Gangstabob716]

hmm no peace dove? well this means WAR!

[shiknara]

LoL now this is a real fail!

[reny306]

i think the dove is Dove Soap :| ..

[reny306]

@solidsnake =)) he must e happy

[MrSmithyistheman]

IT WAS THAT BORING THE DOVE FEEL ASLEEP HAHA

[theMyl0]

the dove was CRUSHED by the kids power

[SKUSMC]

An alien shot it!

[MrSUPEROMG]

That guy probably ate it...

[solidsnake2730]

00:14 Free Dove, AWW YEAH!!

[BiTBiGDoG]

kid throws pet dove to freedom and some hobo runs in and thinks ohhhh free meal