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  • i thought someone was shooting at me

  • youtube.com/watch?v=rZNyU6F5wI­A

    Just in case anyone thinks I'm exaggerating

  • It's cute that people think that Mia would have the slightest chance of winning anything against Jordan not called Soccer. Mia is a women, Jordan is inhuman

  • someone was farting while recording

  • what the hell is that noise?! it's taking away the joy of the commercial and giving me a headache

  • the video is having a nostalgia-gasm.

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  • AN-BBBRRRRTTZTZ- I CAN DO- BBBRRZZTZ

    Me- Hey... I REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL! XD

  • I love u mia!!! U r ok mj. I love u mia!!!

  • Wtf is there an explosion somewhere?

  • WOW!!!

  • CaRolina LEGENDS.

  • Was laughing uncontrollably because of @tbhaver

  • I remeber this

  • i laughed

  • lolz it's like someone's shooting an armalite gun.

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  • Ear cancer.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WHAT SHITTY QUALITY! 

  • xD This is hilarious

  • Michael vs Mia vs Static Monster.

  • The KING of BASKEBALL vs. THE QUEEN of SOCCER

  • The static won!!!

  • So this is where he got the inception sound from hmm 

  • i love the top comment. it's sooo trueeee

  • lol ;p

  • yeah yeah yeah you guy make it out like he is a god he lost games missed shot. beside he suck at baseball rigth.worlds greatest athelete my ass ive heard that about NFL player BASEBALL player Soccer player im suprise there no world greatest athletes team. but the one that make sense is the soccer one because the whole world plays soccer i mean every country. i love MJ one of my favorite basketball player but try to say that he will make smarter soccer plays than a soccer player that is DUMB

    

  • @thegsme54 who said that mj would make smarter soccer plays than any soccer player? there are children in africa who could whip the shit out of mj in soccer. and baseball, just wasnt his calling. he tried it though. but Michael was a basketball player, and somewhat of a golfer, thats about it

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  • Flagged the fuck out of this shit, now my ears bleedin'....

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  • o lord

  • Women are inferior to men in every way so this commercial with horrendous sound quality is wrong. Thumbs down for the atrocious sound. You have the audacity to play with my ears.

  • @ThatwasTERRIBLE Yet, you came from a woman.

  • She is good but no way she is a better athlete than Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan is a beast and he can be a good goal keeper just look at the lenght of his wingspan, by the way Mia is a very good female athlete but no way she can play against elite male soccer players.

  • @Truejusticevoice Mia couldn't beat Michael Jordan in Basketball 1 v. 1. And Michael Jordan sure as HELL couldn't beat Mia 1 v. 1 in soccer. Oh and Mia Hamm has scored more international goals than any other woman OR man. Plus, Mia Hamm is a world renowned athlete. Michael Jordan is only a "beast" in the U.S.A. So saying one is a better athlete than another is NOT fair.

  • @LanieKay69 This is not fair, Michael Jordan is a man and Mia is apparently a woman. He runs faster, jump higher , jump further, don't even doubt about it. Her soccer skills beat his for sure, but Michael Jordan is stronger than her, he is a better athlete,Michael Jordan can give her more challenge at soccer than she could give him at basketball. Respects to Mia, but she is the weaker one here outside of soccer Mia can't defeat Michael Jordan at anything requiring speed and strenght

  • @LanieKay69 that what i was trying to say but worded it badly.

  • Mia,when are you going to stop putting off the inevitable and divorce Nomar and marry another female, you know you want to, its okay in this society now Mia, so stop being miserable and join your fellow lesbians and finally live happy, you know, the gays and lesbians raise children too, its okay just come out and be yourself, stop pretending anymore, stop being ashamed or afraid of who you are, be proud instead, we the people would respect you a lot more too once you stop living in this denial!!

  • @leftylouie640 That's kinda generalizing don't you think? Every female athlete I see on TV, no matter how good she is, always has people accusing them of being gay. Why, because their good at sports? That makes them more of a man so that automatically labels them as lesbian? I don't know about you but I know several players on the DePaul women's basketball team and almost all of them have boyfriends. You can be proud to be gay, just don't jump to conclusions about people so quickly.

  • god damn ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­....i fukin had my headphones on...muddafuka, i'm deaf! fuck u nigga

  • was this recorded during the Tsunami in Japan?

  • haha FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

  • sounds like lebron's bowls durin the 4th quarter

  • ear rape

  • thumbs up if you watched the whole thing regardless of this excellent sound quality

  • @kixmgc LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

  • @kixmgc I muted It

  • This isn't even a contest everyone knows Mia is a better athlete.

  • @StarWarsUpdates

    Heh, speak for yourself. Only a few people in the world (a bunch of idiots, probably) would think that Mia Hamm is a better athlete. Only a few people would even know who she is outside of soccer. Michael Jordan is a world-renowned athlete and he would wipe the floor with Hamm in any sport they played in. Saying Hamm is a better athlete than Jordan is like saying that a Mcdonald's cook is a better cook than a cook at a five star restaurant.

  • @ooOmegaSupremeoo I'm going to assume you don't like soccer based on the opinions you put in your reply to my comment, but I do believe she is a better athlete. By the way calling me an idiot is simply rude and untrue. I graduated valedictorian of my high school with a 4.76 GPA in IB. I also have the highest GPA in my college as a junior. I haven't insulted you at all. She is a widely known athlete worldwid as well. I'm from the US and I only know Michael Jordan is a basketball player and have

  • @StarWarsUpdates -- LOL u r a damn liar.

  • @ooOmegaSupremeoo seen him play once. He is not known worldwide as you say. He is only truly famous in the US. Please don't insult me or the legend Mia Hamm.That's all I ask of you.

  • @StarWarsUpdates No she isn't a better athlete, she can't run faster, she can't jump higher, she can't hit as hard, she isn't stronger than MJ, so saying she is a better athlete is completely untrue, what's the point you prick? White boy(assumption) go to hell with your feminist and racist issues, if you eliminate soccer and basketball MJ rules on Mia because with his superior physical capacities. MJ can't be compared to a woman.

  • @Truejusticevoice I would like to set a few things straight.

    1. I'm not a racist. That is not why I think Mia is a better athlete.

    2. I'm not a feminist. That is also not why I think Mia is a better athlete.

    The following reasons are why I think Mia is a better athlete:

    1. MJ couldn't last a full 90 minutes or 120 minutes in any sport. In basketball they are constantly subbed out because they get tired quickly. There is no denying this.

    2. Mia Hamm makes much smarter plays than MJ. No denying

  • @StarWarsUpdates I would like to set a few things straight.

    1. The reason basketball players get subbed out is because they get tired quickly. They play both offense and defense, so they have to run up and down the court constantly and hardly ever get a breather when they're on the court. There's no offsides so you have to keep up with your man otherwise they're gonna get a fastbreak easy basket.

    2. If you think Michael Jordan didn't make smart plays you should stop talking

  • @StarWarsUpdates SO your telling me that if i play basketball i wont last long. Buttt if i play soccor i will?? You said In basketball they are constantly subbed out because they get tired quickly. Ok. So your saying that becuase its basketball, they are gonna get tired quickly. Well if they dont in soccor, it is not up to the player, its how the body needs to preform dring the sport. Just becasue you run more in soccor does not mean your doing more work. Jumping takes alot of energy.

  • @StarWarsUpdates Michael was one of the singular most athletic people that has ever lived. This idea that Mia Hamm had more stamina and a higher vertical leap, as well as makes much smarter plays is just not true. Michael has arguably one of the highest basketball IQs of any basketball player ever. "Couldn't last a full 90 minutes or 120 minutes in any sport" is BS. According to ESPN michael had 4% body fat. The average professional athlete has 7-8%, average male has 15-20%. Think about that.

  • @StarWarsUpdates I think I'm an open minded individual, and I could be persuaded, by solid evidence and an incredible argument, to think that an athlete is better than Michael, but I doubt any one could FIND evidence to suggest it. You're a soccer fan, and you made blatantly biased reasons, and concluded each of them with "You can't deny this", as if it were a proven fact, when none of them are.

  • @Truejusticevoice this.

    3. On the height in air (negating height) Mia can jump higer. You would know this if you've ever seen her or any other soccer doa header. Once again no denying this.

    With this information I come to the conclusion that she IS the better athlete.

  • @StarWarsUpdates Lol! Well Michael Jordan have a 48 inch vertical you dumbass, how tall is she? 1.65m, Michael Jordan is 1.98 m, in absolute terms Mia Hamm will need an extreme vertical to go as high as Mj, but because you want to normalize the jump to both athletes height, Mia Hamm don't have a 40 inch vertical because that's what she need to be relatively as strong , by the way anyone can do a header and i jump higher than Mia Hamm without being a pro soccer player.

  • @Truejusticevoice is this person on crack man?? "i admit she is superior to MJ or at least equal to him." hahahhahaha!! what a fucking moron. If MJ was as good a soccer player as he was a basketball player he would have been the greatest soccer player of all time. when it comes to atheltically competitive sports men are superior to women by a far margin. It's just a biological fact.

  • @StarWarsUpdates go back to the mental hospital where you belong dumb dumb, MJ is bigger, stronger, faster, quicker, smarter, more skilled, it's not even close. you must be on drugs. Jordan is arguably the greatest athlete the world of sports has ever known along with Muhammad ali, Pele, etc. Mia is among the best WOMEN'S soccer players (notice) how i restrict that list to just "soccer" hehe

  • @franmicgom Hey calm down buddy, just go and check out his channel, starwarsupdate is an obese little boy who actually doesn't know nothing about life. :P He pbby have a 2 inch vertical and a 1 meter standing long jump :D

  • @franmicgom please mj is not the greatest athlete in the world of sports bo jackson is more have you ever seen MJ on a baseball field greatest basket ball player sure but not greatest athlete

  • @ChefRye1 yea i've seen bo jackson performances, he never dominated a sport the way mj did... MJ destroyed his opponents bud.. just because bo jackson was great at 2 sports football and baseball doesn't mean that he's a better athlete.. like i said bo jackson never dominated either of those sports the way MJ dominated basketball

  • @StarWarsUpdates The day she come to the scene with a 40 inch vertical i admit she is superior to MJ or at least equal to him.

  • LMFAO damn my nigga u need to fix ur shit

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FF

  • @Gustav0M THAT SOUND LIKE A PORN

  • pggggggggggggggggg pggggggggggggggg pggggggggggggggggg pgggggggggggggggggg pgggggggggggggg pggggggggggggggggg

  • Is this some sort of rick roll?

  • R there explosions goin on?

  • I looked at the comment and was like Wtf aare they talking about then heard the sound laughed my ass off

  • Wtf is that bullshit sould in the background it damn near blew out my eardrums!!

  • mia came to my school today :P

  • wtf man it nignt and it sound like im takeing the ilest shit

  • Anything you can do Tarheels do better!!!!

  • hahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahah

    

  • any thing BBBCCCKKK you can do BCKKKKKKDCKCK better betrer i can doBCKDCKCKCKCKC i can do CKCKCKCK better CKCKCKCK better BCKCKCCC

  • You are shatting.

  • Why would you put up a video with audio this bad??

  • Now I know MJ never EVER played football ("soccer"). That move he made when Mia take him off was absolutely retard.

  • hahaha i couldn't stop laughing haha

  • @amrcnengineer im over here dying LOL

  • my ears!!!

  • i thought its like Michael Jordan vs "Miami"

  • man jordan good at ALL sport

  • ppppppppppppppllllllllllllllll­lllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttttt­ttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaahhhh that felt good

  • listening to 30 seconds of my computer taking a shit is not fun

  • LMAO. I want to know when this commercial came out cuz I distictively remember a commercial with this song and I think Michael but man I must have been like 11 or 12 years old then.

  • You in world war 3 or some shit?

  • i love how the buzz is going on right at the end with the flashing lightning logo

  • free porn is better quality

  • " Anything you can bbzbzbzbtbtbzzztzt i can bzzzbzzbzbtzztt better. I can bzbzzbbzt anything bzztztzbzbbtzzt-er than you."

  • @tbhaver So it's not just me.

  • @tbhaver lmao.

  • @tbhaver LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

  • @tbhaver idk why but this comment made me laugh hard af!

  • this $#!+ is the best :))))

  • What year was this?

  • ROTFL AT THE COMMENTS OMG I'M LITERALLY CRYING

  • @Slamwoo93 LMAO me too!!!

  • Take this fucking video off YouTube in the name of all that's pure and holy! Talk about an assault on my senses.

  • I just clicked in a video and then i was watching "the ring"

  • "Officer! I'd like to report a RAPE!!"

  • anyone else find this commercial more entertaining because of the static? lol

  • Bad sounds. I can't enjoy the video.

  • Awesome commercial.

    But dude... the sound is just pre world war 2 style.

  • lmfao i almost coughed my food reading the comment and hearing the sound at the same time

  • dude, you GOTTA fix the sound

  • omg is the world ending?!

  • Man, its been a while since I've seen this. I like them both and they're both awesome. I just wish the quality of this vid was better though.

  • Where can i find the song for mp3?

  • "Anythi-SDKOGJARGEROAIHJERGAEG I can d-OIDSJFWIGJWRB8HWGIAORG...."

  • who da fuck recorded this..the trench coat mafia?!

  • I dare anyone to find this video and up load it to youtube

  • mike owns that cunt

  • wtf

  • it sounds like someone filmed this shit in a tornado wtf

  • WTF is up with the sound?......just DELETE this video

  • sooo ummm.. anyone know where i can get this commercial without the interrupting static SHOCK!!!

  • Mia's hot

  • Technical orgasme, much?!

  • i really need to find the version at tht song. one of my fav commercials

  • Another commercial of the battle of the sexes, well... The reason why i hate this kind of commercials is because feminists and weak faggots watch this and believe this is all real. Do u think seriously Mia Hamm will run faster than Mj? If you believe that you just watched to much crap. Mia Hamm can beat Jordan at soccer but im sure she will have some bad time too, MJ can destroy totally Mia at basketball. Mia is a good soccer player but 95% of U-20 players are much better than her.

  • you should consider deleting this

  • Even a woman as pres in like fucking iraque would still act the same way as any man . they claim that men screw up the world not true i bet if a woman was a president she would take no violent actions which are required and we would get fucking invaded and nuked

  • ok il be damn fucking straight with all u girls. c u r good at many things but u cant be good at everything u think u can beat men at everything. fishing huntiong police and military work r things women cant do as well as men as well as almost every sport. they r built weaker and ill b fucking honest wit u every women cop ive ever seen has a male backup partner because a fucking 13 yr old can kick their ass. plus i no ill here it and of course its a mans fault the world is da way it is WRONG!

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  • are they being bombed during the commercial?

  • anything you can KRRRRRRRRRRRRR can do better, i can KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­R better than you

  • kerrrrrrrr kerrrrrrrr kerrrrrr kerrrrrrr kerrrrr kerrr.......

  • SOUND!!!!!

  • STATIC!!!!!!!!

  • @0Sarcastic0 I think its just you...

  • @MrDeathWish3137

    no... it's not just 0Sarcastic0.....

  • sounds like my comp is shitting itself

  • @81CCCP90 hahahaha Funniest comment I have ever read..Well done. hahaha

  • @81CCCP90 yeah me too !! prouw!!! prouw!!

  • @81CCCP90 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMGG

  • @81CCCP90 LOOOOOOOOL!

  • @81CCCP90 lol!!!

  • wtf did i jus watch this...

  • I thought my computer was fucked up fix the fuckin sound dipshit

  • boy versus girl power

  • my ears bleed

  • Sorry Mia fans but while Hamm was an athlete, Jordan was a freak of nature. She wouldn't win outside of Soccer.

  • Sound is fucked beyond human comprehension.

  • Take this is off.... the sound kills it

  • To the uploader: fix the audio please, it hurts my face.

  • That sound eats my soul!

  • dammit turn that extra noise off!

  • has anyone foound another copy of this video since the sound is now screwed up?

  • What the fuck is that noise?

  • i remember this from when i was little

  • UNC BABY!!!!!

    The Tar Heels go HARD, the greatest Basketball player, and the greatest Soccer player BOTH chose Chapel Hill.

  • Why would people dislike this???

  • Its all about number 9 :)

  • when this video air, I think it was 1999-2000 but i'm not sure

  • i remember these commercials haha nostalgic

  • It has been so many years since I've seen this. Thank God it's on YouTube.

  • it was a great decade of sport athletes . the

    90's 

  • hey, impossible moves. JayMJ23 I really like the end =) Could you believe I recently got my vertical jump high enough to start dunking! I just followed the the nba workout course over at "50inch vertical [dot] com" and managed it in just 6 weeks