Machete - Red Band Trailer

[cobalt1201]

I'm really interested in the movie but after watching this trailer a few times, I noticed it's practically like kill bill :/

[mvmikev6]

damnit damnit damnit!!! I CAN'T WAAAIIIIIT!!!!!

[PathGrinder]

Danny Trejo is the real bad ass! Love him, such a great actor! He definetly deserve's respect! Hope he will make more movie's with him in a starring role! Can't wait for Machete, it looks like there will be some kick ass action and some brutal kills!

[bookstar100]

" quote from trailer we all just seen"

[LygarZro]

"I resolve you for all your sins, now get the fuck out!"

Best line of the trailer. This movie I'm so seeing when it comes out.

[Andemur]

Hell yeah. Sign me up to spend my 9 bucks

[DemonHobo95]

God I love these homages to old exploitation films... Cannot wait to see this.

[Rantincorporated]

they just fucked with the wrong mexican!!

[fuzzydunlop1]

'Back the fuck up and watch...' Seriously cannot believe I'm excited about a movie starring Steven Seagal. Oh, and also 'Introducing' Don Johnson!

[fuzzydunlop1]

'It's not safe for you to be here.'

'I'm not looking for safe.'

'No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here. I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.'

I cannot wait to see this movie!

[eddiebarbosa]

Blood + gore + naked women = GREAT MOVIE

[jerezidaniela]

obra maestra

[punk144157]

Stop at 0:54 exactly!

[IrishIan1992]

That's funny, I don't remember having a beard before watching this amazing display of awesome manliness...

[RunesOfAsgard]

What a sick movie...

Just wannt to watch it!

[Xewl]

1:18 Boobs!

[thisniggajoe]

Im gonna have a hard time watching this movie at the theathers with all these hot mamas in it............

[SoylentBacon]

I just came a fiery explosion.

[1bigbully1]

Hahaha great casting!!

[skafan354]

@ArniePredator No, Jessica Alba has said that she won't do nude scenes, disappointing yes, but just hope that it's Michelle rodriguez :D

[Kriftonucci]

This makes Kick-ass suitable enough for anyone Hit-girl's age!

[WoWuff]

great cast, great action, great nudity ... I don't think I'll care much for an imaginative story.

[tom1980uk]

god i cant wait to see this, ticks all the boxes fofr a fun film if the trailer is to be trusted!

[daitingka]

i love you with all the sins now get the fuk out lol

[friarted]

@daitingka He's saying "I absolve you from all your sins..."

[MSEBONYSEDC]

OH MY F*CKING GOD YES! If this movie is anywhere near HALF AS AWESOME as the red band trailer....omg omg omg.

[MSEBONYSEDC]

YOOOOOOOOO off him bungee jumping with the guy's intestines ALONE....I MIGHT SEE THIS TWICE lol.

[Sta6kA]

eh the cg is to obvious, im afraid it will ruin dis movie :(

[Sh4h33d]

"you knew a Mexican day laborer IS A GAWD DAMN FEDERAL!!"

This is already a cult classic in the making!!!

[19MXR88]

this IS artistic

[DivebombMovies]

I just bumped into Danny Trejo the other day and I begged him to tell me if machete is being made and he told me MACHETE IS BEING MADE

[mikepyro713]

@DivebombMovies

if that was true he'd have told you it was already finished.

dumb ass.

[stikkitomatri]

God apoligize, not me!

[honchomanuel1996]

loco enough! YEAH! they fucked with the wrong PUERTORICAN!

[vitorshaolin]

I only saw the trailer up to :43 and i had to close the tab cause its too much bullshit

[Selur91]

I loved the part when the man jumps with the intestines as a rope , that was EPIC

[TheSadiztik]

If U like tits, blood and action - give me a handup !

[PaleLittleGirl1]

omg I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!! this will kick so much ass.

and tim roth is in it?! sign. me. UP.

[jhub1990]

back the fck up and watch !!!!!!

[morgster180]

This blew my mind.

[ggmilleraids]

Absolutly fucking class

[wazzzzaap]

fist time ive ever boobies on youtube

[IamSnoogans]

A hundred pounds of "awesome" gravy smothered over a hundred "awesome" biscuits, is what that was!

[TheBeatlesFan86]

Why the hell doesn't someone just grab a gun and just kill machete? I mean all he really uses Is machetes, I mean in this trailer I see alot of people have a great shot.

[itaneil]

Eva Mendez nude that what's up

[penish5]

@itaneil thats not eva mendes u fuk

[penish5]

@itaneil that aint eva mendes

[Kaineiribas]

Boobies

[garramix1]

Sexy mamacita Michelle Rodríguez  i love her

[luchoxluchoxluchox]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeees

[Pahula]

FUCK YESSSSSSSSS~

[dizy91]

lmao at 0:40- 0:47 hahahaha

[ryoohki360]

Epic! Even tought this movie will stay 2 weeks max at the theater, i must see it on release day!

[enjoyndl]

I waiting 4 this movie many blood many funny scene like this from 42 secAnd what tigers like most BIG TITS :)

[mlnbds]

Holy shit is Michelle Rodriguez HOTTTT!

[mtsdesigner]

@mlnbds just so you know michelle rodrigues wasnt even in that trailer

[protokolomega]

JJJJJEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[giovannimartinezm5]

1:18-1:19 :D!!!! boobies!!

[MikeBannShow]

is that Michelle Rodriguz naked?

[dizy91]

@MikeBannShow nah its some other chick 

[Albertmiau]

I had a boner watching this

[kktaland]

Rubbish!

[thisniggajoe]

@kktaland your rubbish

[milleroi]

did he make a fake trailer for machete 2?? will there be fake trailers with new movie?

[XSK8xD]

bello... simplemente bello...

[twenty1aboutdis]

Lets do this!!! ***Gears of War Carmine voice***

[18BennyBlanco]

BADASS!

[roganisafag]

DAMN THIS TRALIER MAKES ME FUCKIN HORNY

[iNvictaStudios]

29 people fucked with the wrong mexican.

[ShadowManStudios]

@iNvictaStudios yeah and another 5 stepped in a row.... they sure must be suicidal.

[Jaytee1o4]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[punkindhouse08]

how do you say that was fucking amazing in spanish?

[defnac]

@punkindhouse08

ESO FUE LA PUTA HOSTIA

[drrussel81]

@punkindhouse08 "poca madre"! or "chingon"!

[chuchobykiks]

@punkindhouse08 eso etuvo de huevos!

[roswellfag]

Direto do inferno pras telonas!!

Do jeito que o dIABO gosta!!!!!

dsufhdsufhdsufhsdufhdsufh

[ralphie6996]

STEVEN SEAGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yurusenai]

Because he is good director, and working with him is very enjoyable, and acting in his movies is great fun. This is an essence of pastiche. You should'nt take this serious, it's only gore porn fun. Turn off your brain, and enjoy this funny massacre ;)

[Rekuja]

i dont understand why all these a list actors get to be in his movies because he is a piece of shit director who makes the worst movies ever

[JCVDFan1]

There's a fake trailer that will appear just like they did in grindhouse, Quentin tarantino made a fake trailer called "Agent Orange" i think it will be like reservoir dogs

[woks3000]

BOOBIES

[oKaloC]

with such a great cast it should be an epic movie..... I don't see that coming.....

[Belegur13]

I am drooling at this display of sheer awesome.

[Roachclip250]

YESSSS!

[Reptiloid87]

Looks like 26 idiots missed the thumbs up button.

[Sash5034]

Back the fuck up and watch

Yeah... I'm sold :D

[Eduardojgn]

people don't understand that this kinds of movies aren't made to be serious ...

THEY JUST WANT US TO LAUGH AND SEE SOME GOOD ACTION SCENES...

dear god people think that all movies must be artistic and talk about real life and how tough the life is...

its just fiction for entertainment

[mikenunoz]

@Eduardojgn so true I hate that people want this film to be something that Machete is not! First of all it's called Machete! what the fuck are people thinking? that it's going to be nominated for an oscar. its a grindhouse movie and it's going to be awesome! nuff said.

[insider94]

@Eduardojgn thank you!! someone who knows what they're talking about!! I said the same thing to my cousin about Expendables.........you can't expect an oscar winning script with that cast and director, its just for entertainment......well said Eduardojgn

[darknight99s]

steven seagal is gonna cut machete head.

nice trailer.

[etc789]

this is fantastic!

[paigeunleashed]

I <3 Red Band trailers! I'm so gonna see this!

[ProductOfTha90s]

Cast looks fuckin awesome this is going to be the shit

[Clown92691]

Ooooh Man! I cant wait! I loved the the grindhouse movies and this one looks too insane. Definately top the others. And the actors in her are great. Awesome!!!

[TVpiotrek]

awesome movie ;-))

[SenorAwesome]

I've seen the original trailer a bunch, and it had the swinging through the window scene in it. I had no idea that was a man's intestines and that is so fucking awesome.

[diegolavoe06]

fukin great men too much gore

[Gergoth]

i like the part where people don't get this is suppose to be like the 70's grind house and exploitation films

[bulletmovies]

why always the hat?

[Simmonsized]

I thought this movie was going too be fun to watch but then this trailer happened and I shit myself. Too f**king cool!

[ERNESTO68]

nasty... is a wild i need movies like that

[HaloedG]

I HAVEN"T BEEN THIS EXCITED ABOUT A MOVIE SINCE BLACK DYNAMITE!!!!

VIVA MACHETE!!!

[MrFuckYourArse]

YEAAAAHHHHHHHH  \m/

[30together]

how wicked is this awesome

[pctibe]

Tarantino feelings...

[jia41375]

awsome angry mexican violent bastard just a fun movie to watch and latinas in tight outfits can't get better than that

[andersenkalle]

CAN'T WAIT! Looks so fucking awesome!!!

[GeneralG1810]

LMAO I love Cheech Marin.

Ill be first in line to see this one

[xXsf49ersXx]

@SpyengoEen what wrong with boobies .

[spacexploder]

fucking awesome

[barneyfifesbullet]

It's hilarious that the only thing people remember about the overhyped and disappointing Grindhouse is the Machete trailer, and now film.

[gabrielpiazentin]

Lapidus!

[chaunceyest1]

ALERT ALERT BOOBS ON YOUTUBE EVACUATE 127903 ERROR ALERT ALERT

[lecaflip]

@chaunceyest1 It's a BA stupid ?

[Watchman3609]

Anybody know whst this movie's rated?

[illidankratos]

@Watchman3609 x,c,c15=+18=no you not

[Watchman3609]

@illidankratos Im being sarcastic

[jigsawzoubir]

What the fuck, Robert Fucking DeNiro ?!!!



[BOOBMIT]

i absolve you of all your sins,now get the f**k out.

[ROTBI]

No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here.

[KemmyBrownEyez]

This movie looks fucking awesome. Cheesy, Violent and Redundant. All I want in a mindless end of the summer movie.

[Iridensys]

Film dell'anno!!!

[joshliamdunne]

omg 0:40-0:48 is just hilariously ridiculous!

[dpr562]

@joshliamdunne It's great !

[Sportfreund]

It's like Shoot 'Em Up with knifes!

[Prodigy1310]

@winterolimini- That is how you pronounce it pendejo.

[Prodigy1310]

Robert Rodriguez could be a LEGEND. But it seems every time the movie is going great, some cheesy scene ruins it. Like in the trailer, the guy rips out an intestine and uses it to swing to the other window. And cmon Rodriguez, Danny Trejo is the guy to play the bad guy, not the hero who gets the hot chicks (whom I assume must have been paid alot to kiss the gargoyle Trejo)

[KemmyBrownEyez]

@Prodigy1310  Did you really just read into that? That's a movie that can't even be taken seriously.

[prometheus126]

@Prodigy1310 But that's the fun of a Rodriguaz film. It has it's over-the-top comic booky moments that borderline that cheese factor mark.

Also, It's Danny Trejo! he's done so many bad guy and angry violent mexican roles that it's right for him to get to play a leading man once and for all.

[PigSlaughter1988]

0:54 eva mendez ? o_O

[emocelot]

looks stupidly rediculus... trying way to hard and ends up a super cheesy movie that every1 will just laugh at as a joke of directing

[freakinmayhem]

Surprised the T & A is allowed here on youtube, but I ain't complaining. And anyone who does deserves to have Machete unleashed on them! 

[Arcturistheballer]

This looks dumb as fuck

[HavocMacdeth]

this is going to be the best movie ever.

[xXsf49ersXx]

Looks really dumb but it looks like a fun movie going experience

[attffgg]

amazing!

[s3063215]

..............................­............

[Redant23]

Can't wait looks crazy and sick like me!

[HumaLOne]

Australia : NONONONO Its to violent we don't want any child got infected

Citizen: Its R 18+ you moron

[winterolimini]

its MACHETE pendejo...no mashetee...

stupid rodriguez...love your movies thou..

[nadiepusoeste]

yes! yes! yes! thank u lord!!!!

[ZenithPlacidity]

HE USES THE MAN'S INTESTINES AS FUCKING ROPE. PRICELESS.

[Fatherfilms]

@ZenithPlacidity Omg hahahaha that is so ridiculous, fits right in with the rest of this movie haha oh wow.

[jiuq]

Where is Chuck Norris?

[Aandunno]

@jiuq the fuck up about chuck norris

[Maiielo90]

WTF

[mexchetos13]

this movie looks amazingly awsome:) i want to go see it

VIVA LA RAZA

[vvkalisvv]

Awesome i love it i resolve you of all your sins now get the fuck out

[WarPigz0]

23 morons hit the dislike button.... Theres cursing priests. Naked bitches. Mini-gun mounted motorcycles. And intestinal ropes. How can you dislike this? What the fuck is wrong with people?

[Margrave87]

@WarPigz0 Make that 24 fucknugget!

[WarPigz0]

@Margrave87 LOL, i just got dissed on YouTube. Thats alright, my dicks bigger than this guys.

[Timurchin1]

@WarPigz0 31 morons

[cashmoneyyard]

lmao. I would the " i don't give a fuck what come out of my mouth " dialogue. This movie looks awesome alot of blood and gore. I want to see this.

[Vikings123196]

De Niro must be desperate for cash.

[fieldy2o]

ick werd mich wiedermal bepissen vor lachen

[dobberman88]

AWESOME!!!

[Mascht3rmind]

holy shit, amazing!

[Goldberg070]

Absolutely godlike...



[YertleDaTurtle]

pretty durable intestines that guy had.

[faron27]

what a low budget crap movie!

[zardcat1111]

@faron27 You must be one of those people who don't care how good a film is unless it's packed with CGI and the title "3D" is after the name of the film. You probably thought Transformers 2 and GI JOE were the best films ever. Dumbshit...

[faron27]

@zardcat1111 no i am 1 of those people who cant stand to see a crappy movie, and a bunch of crappy actors. The plot is evil white people try to take over the world! oh but wait it's Super Ban-ditto and he is going to take out the Man! what a crap movie! and a crap plot! a bunch of has been actors that can't act their way out of a bag! CHUMPZILLA!

[zardcat1111]

@faron27 Yeah, Deniro is a crap actor.

[sfalke72]

@faron27

i think you are a little stupid kid, who is complaining about things of which you have no idea and knowledge. jealous little twat...

[THEANnetWork]

@faron27 so thats why the godfather sucked? becuase of bad actors

[goveanav]

Awesome!!!

[bennymiliarder]

Best trailer ever

[AremuTV]

Definite must watch

[F10ert]

Looks shite

[extremeTimes]

Michelle Rodriguez about to fuck em all.

Alba gon be f*cked too by Mashitty. LOL

[hobofuture]

0:36 Beyond epic.

[scottcarmichael]

Meh.

[daMarshalxD]

dude i'm sooo fucking watching this altho im not 18 ....

[solidkingcobra]

DANNY TREJO IS WIN.