Hände Hoch - Meine Kleine

[EMMANUELACS]

jajaj tradusca para mexico!

[Kryptozoologe]

Prawie każdy egzemplarz wideo wyzwiskami Niemców Polacy :-D

[TheMichciK]

@Kryptozoologe Mnie to jakoś nie cieszy ... boże ludzie co wy macie do Niemców :/

To już nie są ci Niemcy z 39roku ;p

[Kryptozoologe]

@TheMichciK To tylko dzieci, które biją w Call of Duty :D

[PozdroDlaPrawdziwych]

A wy niemce hitlery jedne ! hende hoh . Hitler paut ! ! hende hoh maine klejne dajne fiut małe shwajne świnie gestapo ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Arbajte arbajte gestapo ! ! ! Hitler kaput ! shwajne klajne curuk ! pało wam oczy powybijam

[kubonex0919]

@PozdroDlaPrawdziwych jaka cipa jestes xD nawet nie umiesz napisac czegos na nich hahaha

[WaReCeK1478]

COMEDY SONG!!!!!!!!!;)

[MrPaschka14]

JAJAAAA NatüRRliCCCHHHH

[GloeckchenlovesIPod]

Hitler kaputt <3

[PlatinumPizza]

Warum zum Teufel habe ich beobachten rhis und like it? jemand bitte sagen Sie mir.

[Schoeppingen]

Für alle Russen:

Hier fer Text wieder zurück ins russische übersetzt :D kommt bestimmt noch mehr müll raus wie vom russischen ins deutsche :P

Моя малышка, я тебе не стоит забывать, что Гитлер разорвал, сломанные проверить мой нож, я не думаю, что ты моя маленькая, быстрая назад, назад ее любовь свиньи!

[Damatis]

@Schoeppingen

ty baran. nemeckij idi uchi.

[AzulaPrincess007]

why am i watching this ?

[Schoeppingen]

@AzulaPrincess007 cause it´s funny? :D

[TheMatthewplatts]

wtf fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuu

[ThaHax1337]

the fuck just happend ... and why did i like this ?

[SapientiaDuctor]

EINS ZWEI POLIZEI, DREI VIER GRENADIER!

[LordXenn321]

kur... po raz pierwszy polubiłem niemiecką piosenkę xd łapka w górę

[kowieu07]

@LordXenn321 hahaha :D

[tali803]

what do they singing about?

[terrorkekz1]

sehr lustig



[DenysMin]

Actually, it is student comedy group "Men in white" from the Kharkiv Aviation Institute (Ukraine). And this is a parody of the group 'Hands Up' - it was real top-hit in former Soviet Union 15 years ago..

[TheSasudomi]

:D:D

[larsson909]

thats the most offensive thing i have ever seen, i fucking love it :)

[TheAffrontedAmerican]

I hate Illinois Nazis

[paccbet137]

Russian made​a parody of the German fascists and their manners and style of singing, gestures. Then a set of German and Russian expressions and words. This is what the Russian people were seen in German-occupied territory in 1941-1943. When the Germans confiscated products from the Russian population, they said: "yayki, curci, mleco" - eggs, chickens, milk. This is a twisted Russian words.

[GottfriedFeder]

@paccbet137 There never were any German fascists. We fight fascism since thousends of years.

Germans are Übermenschen. They don't throw food at the table. We see Russians behaving like Russians.

We liberated the countries we invaded from the Soviet monster.

[StellarBlue1]

@GottfriedFeder So, you are now using the word "ubermenchen" und "untermenchen". These words in the 1930's and 1940's distinguished who would live and who would die. Decisions made by men, on who would live or die. Not God nor fate being your destiny, just some little shit bureaucrat. "viel zu jung ist, um zu verstehen ... das Blut. Das Blut wurde in aller Hände ... und jetzt ... Sie!"

[GottfriedFeder]

@StellarBlue1 We Germans are a peaceful nation. Hitler himself was a pacifist. It were and are our enemies who decide, who gets killed. We will all die anyway.

[TheMysteriousAtheist]

@GottfriedFeder Hitler was a pacifist? Are you high? He was a megalomaniacal dictator who spread death and destruction all over europe and africa

[Kordek999]

@paccbet137 This words are twisted Polish words :)

[Somebody235]

I want to know what show this was from xD

[redreaper2020]

I'm so glad that they lost the war...a whole europe of this...nothing but rave breaks, gay leather parties, and bdsm...

[RollerFreakify]

fin dich irendwie cool ?????

[SAFUNTV]

Nicht Schiessen !!!!!

[NoTimeForNothing]

affe

[Medwed84Rus]

молодцы поляки!

that's funny!:)



[Aznar245]

LOL!!!!

[julek0095]

Zapoda ktoś text w wersji pisanej?

[knexknexknex]

so ein Müll und dreck

[knexknexknex]

ich bin danny ich liebe te song

[easy2100]

Szwaby ;D

[Thestrandedman]

kurka mleka!

[TheBorzo92]

Któryś szkop musiał mieć ostro nasrane żeby to wymyślić

[24Blazi]

wie geil :)

[Pastoreczka]

Fajna muzyka, ci ,,niemcy'' w sumie też, ale strasznie się wydzierają

[Pastoreczka]

Fajna muzyka, ci ,,niemcy'' w sumie też, ale strasznie się wydzierają

[knexknexknex]

Wer ist dieser Deutsch

[knexknexknex]

ich glauben nief vergessen

[cobra11662]

Moja Braca Rusi :D :D my Russian Brother's :) tgus video is best :D :D

[Brcln9301]

lol

[Mrjunge007]

das ist das beste was ich gehört habe!!!!!!!!!

[pokerherz]

jajaaaaa natüüüüüühhhhrliiiiiischhhhh

[Whiteruthenian]

Well, this is a mix of "school German" and some phrases that are known in Eastern Europe. The song itself is a parody (and loose translation) of the song "My little one" by "Ruki vverkh" (correctly translated as "Haende Hoch") about a soldier missing his girl.

By the way - "Nicht schissen Zigaretten" => "to shoot cigarettes" is "to ask for cigarettes" in Russian.

[MrFIUS]

Ich finde es eine schande wie man sowas nur machen kann!!!

damit beleidigt ihr die Opfer vom 2.Weltkrieg echt also ob ich vor dem Grab eures opas stehen würdet mit dem Finger auf ihm zeigt und ihm auslacht was is nur echt passiert

[selevan05]

@MrFIUS Und du wie dachtest zu Ihren Großvätern es werden sich die Russen verhalten, danach dass haben Ihre Großväter gemacht

[MrFIUS]

@selevan05 schreib mal bitte einen sinnvollen satz

[memoplex]

@MrFIUS Entschuldigen Sie, bitte!

[XFraiz]

and the gaylord behind of the mens xD it's very gay

[catarinne88]

Hitler kaputt, kaputt mein Mercedesen LOL xD xD xD

[JoniderMarshmallow]

so ein scheiß!xD

[KeirRossProductionz]

hände hoch ! xD 

[Cheatmaster22]

Eins, Zwei, Polizei,

Drei, Vier, Grenadier,

Das gut Manteloch,

Hände Hoch Hände Hoch, xDD

[WhitePolishPatriot]

das is gut

[ljpritula]

This is a parody of the popular russian song Ruki Vverh - Kroshka Moia

[zuzi925]

das ist Gut VIDEO . Ich komme aus Polen und hate HITLEROWCÓW / FASZYSTÓW

[LaFlorRebelde]

geil^^ einfach nur geil...

[KazuStardancer]

Duuuuuudes -.- ' ´This song is just an accrual of words which

everyone in russian understood because the learn some german in

the school. Well it's funny cause it's so stupied.

But i like it xD  as an info i am from russian bur live in germany:'D

[memoplex]

@KazuStardancer Not everebody understand those words... For example, I'm part German, but I don't understand everything.

[Gracii1313]

wunderbar 

[allein705]

wuenderbaaaar, so kommisch :))

meine kleine, ich bin doch nicht vergessen :D

[TheDetox69]

Hände Hoch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deliverance1000]

Das ist geniales Lied !

[qfourr]

hahaha, das ist dumm!

[xXxRoq]

Although I'm german, I only could understand some words... Could somebody post here the complete lyrics, please?

__

Obwohl ich aus Deutschland komme, verstehe ich nur ein paar Wörter... Kann bitte jemand den kompletten Songtext posten?

[RoyFokker48]

@xXxRoq

50 % dieses Liedes hat die Übersetzung nicht, es ist der einfache Satz der Wörter auf dem Russen, nach der Aussprache ähnlich auf deutsch. Jedoch kann ich die musterhafte Übersetzung hinwerfen.

Der Anfang des Liedes:

"Kroschka waschend, langweile ich mich nach dir, ich bekomme von dir den Brief nicht. Du bist fern, aber du langweilst dich nicht, aber ich werde auch dich zurückkehren du erkennst."

[memoplex]

@xXxRoq karefan - friend(slang)

jaj kokur kamoleka - jajko kurka mleko words, that German first learned from eastern slavic - egs, chicken, milk

[soanvig94]

@memoplex yeap, from polish ^^ I know, me Pole :)

[m82sniper99]

Dem Russians. XD

[Longrif88]

This is hardcore :D

[brv1848]

Stalin auch kapuut, Gott sei Dank......,.

[PalaRobe]

ich verstehs nich, was??

[Schweinswolle]

i don't know how this could be funny and yes i'm german but it's just not funny maybe because i understand what they are talking but i don't think it's so funny it's really really stupid.

[Ceur1]

@Schweinswolle Einschwingzeit. Ich bin Russe, und denke auch, es ist dumm.

[gprswap3]

scheiße ...

[Mikkhep]

@gprswap3 Haha... i'll join in: Faen...

(Faen = Schiebe in Norwegian)

[Olekander]

acsasdsadsadasd

[xxEpidmeicsxx]

My friend and i played this at my church youth group everyone was like wtf.

[DirtyDaria]

Auctully the ARE FROM UKRAINE like you,so its´meen that YOU are stupid,not we! And auctully they are from a comedy show if you didn´t know that!

Это команда квн "люди в белом",1997 год,если я не ошибаюсь!

[Mitsuraga]

It is pretty stupid.

[schturmgewehr]

@Mitsuraga Fair enaugh :)

[Dominicana1965]

so ein Müll und dreck !!!!

[donsilly17]

Stupid russian ( iam from ukrain ) but i think the second world war is nothing that was funny... stupid jokes...

[uuamenator]

@donsilly17 Don't take it seriously. We pwned in that war. so we can make fun of it ^_^

[coleandrew34]

@uuamenator look at the millitary personel loses in ww2.. it shows that the allies sustained more casualties....

[uuamenator]

@coleandrew34 why are u telling me this? Never said anything about who lost more. and no, i don't believe this is possible. Americans only landed in normandy during the endgame... Russia has been fighting germany for much longer, im sure russia had the most casualties of all other countries, excluding maybe germany.

[colemister12345]

@coleandrew34 ya but how fuckin retared were the nazis to pick the worst time to attack russia in its coldest winter and the russians were clearly prepared for the wheather they live in it so they were use to its coldest days were as retared nazis werent prepared and ran out of supplies quickly i mean how retarded can they be to pick the worst time to attack russia.

[lukaszgrelewicz]

Men in helmet is really good

[TheJoKeR941]

@ drgdrf.

I don´t know wath for historie books you had in the USa but russian arn´t worse then nazis.

[IauthenticI]

@TheJoKeR941

Stalin was such an angel, let alone to his own people. LMAO!

[xSublimEstyLeE]

this is fucking cheesy

[uuamenator]

@xSublimEstyLeE maybe its not meant for a foreigner's ear :D im russian, and while yes, it is cheesy, its also freakin hilarious :D

[zuckini007]

and waht they sing has no sense in german, its ownly a cople words....maker of this vids are idiots its like i sing in russia "BELD..SUKA.DAWAI...SUKA..:DAW­AI...TOSTER::::

idioti

[drgdrf]

Russia and Germany were allies. Russia is worse than nazis, they killed million of Europeans in Baltic states and Poland.

[zuckini007]

@drgdrf

thats true every body talks about hitler but the moust forgott the other pervers idiots like stalin , lenin and the oders

Stalin kills more people as hitler HE KILLS HIS OWN FOLK!!!!

[drgdrf]

@zuckini007

Check also harm made to Baltic states and Katyn mass killing. It wasn't "his" folk.

[uuamenator]

@zuckini007 thats true, however, while hitler made most of his country to believe in his ideas of supremacy, stalin did all his atrocities on his own, without advertising them, keeping the people in fear, while russian people fought in world war 2 as it was their righteous war, defending their homeland against a horrible german enemy, which wanted to eliminate or ensalve all other nations. Soviet people believed in brotherhood of all peoples under their ideals. Stalin =/= russians.

[Akvas100]

Молодчики)) кстате, это наши КВНщики, команда ХОИ )

[gobodrodiont]

ahahahaha !!!!!!!!

kuput mein Mersedesen!

[Dusx809]

what are they saying? lol

[trend012]

smth like

My baby, i'm missing, missing, missing you, beeing far from you

I do not receive letters from you

And you dont miss me

But when i'll be back, you receive a lot from me!!!!

And after that, the mix of russian and german words - full lexicon of german soldier in russia (WWII)

[TheGrungeGestapo]

this is awesome

[Wganer]

@Sturmmann

I'm always ashamed of guys like u, who still need to pose as if there were a "great arian nation" and talking about WW2 using words as "us" and "we"...,

we're almost 70 years past the Hakenkreuz,

and in the age of globalization the race is not important, we´re on the road to a unified europe,

you should rather glorify this instead of a dead "reich" that will never return.

[BGVasko]

Fuck you JEW BITCHES!!!

[TheGrungeGestapo]

@BGVasko fuck you nazi bitches

[Sturmmann]

one more reason to hate slavs

[Thediablomaster]

wow tell me, what don't you like about slavs?

[Sturmmann]

ever heard about serbs?

pretty much self explanatory

[Thediablomaster]

What about Czechs, Slovaks, Bulgarians, Ukrainians ... you shouldn't condemn a whole people because of one nation.

[Sturmmann]

@Thediablomaster

oh ok lets see bulgarians screwed us on the eastern front

ukranians are russias little bitch

i have my reasons

and its not just one nation

[morbus85]

Haende hoch, Hitler kaput Fritze....

[morbus85]

Hej Sturmann, look. Hitler told ybout the "Herren Rasse" and how powerfull the Arias were and in the end a hord of barbarians hit your arians so powerful in to the face, that the end of the story cold "Berlin in Schutt und Asche".

Tell me now, how is the "Herren Rasse" now?

[Sturmmann]

@morbus85 its not I never said nothing about a herren rasse

what is happening is an extermination of the whites as a whole.

before WW1 there was 37% of us in the world, now its 9% and in 2050, whites will be a minority in Europe too, its gonna be 2% Whites on earth.

[morbus85]

peopel like you told 70 years ago, that slavs same like negers and romas. But now in this century the Arias get the ass full and now they cry, that Slavs their brothers and hve to help in the fight against Jews and another lower races. And at once we have the same price in the world like you, mein arischa Freund.

Don't forget, you told me a Barbar and I will be a Barbar.

[JohnStick22]

@morbus85 you guys are bad at english

[shkodnik]

well, maybe its for the best. then we wouldnt have to deal with idiots like you anymore :)

[TonyHanin]

@Sturmmann This "extermination" is a result of our own wars among ourselves. WW1 and WW2 were generally white vs white wars. And now white birthrate is low. It's our own choice. For rich children is a huge long-term investment. For poor - another pair of working hands just after 5-10 years. And of course we don't want to spend our precious time. So blame white for whites problems.

[121sascha]

Die Penner verschmutzen Russland Penner xDD :D

[ImmerDerRuSSExD]

das Video is lustig aber auch beleidigend omg schon peinlich weil sich da paar schwule verkleidet haben o.0

[yongsaiX]

Its like a movie about my life......

[LuckyF0x]

lol your the ss guy or the partisan? :)

[SgtEliasGrodin]

the best =]

[fInGeRbOaRd49]

Geil!!! xD

[kambala86]

was für ein scheiss ist das ey?ich kriege ohrenschmerzen

[Ischnul1]

das ist geil, allerdings finde ich scheiße, dass damit leute, die für ihre Heimat gestorben sind, verarscht wurden -.-''

[NeddyxP]

boah is das geil, lachflash :D

[ThisVideoIs4you]

yo korreckt

[knexknexknex]

@NeddyxP Wir sind die einzigen Deutschen

[puma1513]

jau hitler mal wie der mit sein gang :-D

[chuvak188]

Охуительно поют!

[Kuehlschrank86]

can anyone translate this to german

[stuffums]

What does he shout at the end? I didnt understand it, was he shouting "zuruck zuruck?"

[Ph5il]

jaja lacht ruhig....

es kommt die zeit ....

[Tysske]

naja wir müssen ja alles noch gut machen... aber naja sehen wir mal nicht zu einem anderen land ne... -.- is doch alles so sinnlos

[wuhahahaXD]

da sieht man mal wie man in anderen ländern über hitler und so lacht, nur in deutschland nimmt das jeder ernst x_x

[veneta015h]

superrrrrr... hahaha

[Rofl8]

kann jeemand mal das russische am anfang übersetzen??

[alberto9911]

mein darling ich vermisse vermisse dich, die nacht

du bist weit weg und vermisst mich nicht doch ich komme zurück und dann kriegst du (er schlägt sie dann)

teil schwez zu übesetzen weil teile nicht verstanden mansche wörter einfach verändert hautsache reim und russisch ist halt russisch

[remen3]

Translated lyrics:

The well Manteloh, Hands Up, Hands Up x2

My little, I'm not you forget

Hitler kaputt, kaputt mein Mercedesen,

I do not believe that you're my little

Fast back, back my dear pig x2

[Cheshirecat55]

You put that through a translator, didn't you?

[bardokssj]

1:41 hahahaha

[immaryjane]

i love:

00:25 - 00:30

[RA30511]

STFU u lost u loser pussy's

[RA30511]

Yes I am a man unlike you lil bitch, ill spit all of this in your face anyday,

and btw dont tell me about your whore of a mom eating dicks of fucking pigs i just dont care

[i3ak3ri301]

There's a huge history as to why Russia was able to overcome Germany. Mainly it was because Russia has an IMMENSE population, and just threw bodies at them.

[IauthenticI]

@i3ak3ri301

Roughly 30million ruskies. Now if we could only do away with 1billion chinese...

[RA30511]

your so stupid its actually funny, nazis had the best guns best military and best tactics in the world, while Soviets ran out to the battlefield with out guns half the time, and you nazi scum still got your ass kicked by them,they still pwnd your dumb asses and got to berlin 1st why cause you were bunch of pussy's without spirit who were fighting for the wrong cost and they knew it

[RA30511]

yea cause germans were killing civilians , u pissed u lost the war

[MercMaster101]

can someone plz show me where i could get the lyrics for this song?

[Cheatmaster22]

Here they are :

Einz zwei Polizei,Drei vier Grenadier

Das gut Manteloh, Hände Hoch,Hände Hoch (x2)

Meine kleine ich bin du nicht vergessen,

Hitler kaputt, kaputt mein Mercedesen,

Ich glaube nicht dass du bist meine Kleine

Schneller zurück,zurück mein liebes Schweine (x2)