MST3K The Touch of Satan 1/10

[fantom58]

The last days of Edgar Winter. X D

[MST3K1506]

In case anyone was curious, Wassail is a very, very old take on mulled wine or ale.

[easttexasbaby]

The touch of satan softens your hands while you do the dishes. LMAO

[vonzigle]

Steffie, the baby sitter from hell! LOL :-)

[PerryPlanet]

"Then severe financial penalties to you..."

I'm singing this at Christmas.

[thetrustyfireaxe]

thank you sooo mmuucchh!!!!! you have no idea how much i missed this show!!!! i saw the movie when i was 4, and loved it ever scence, mainly because it's: 1.rediculas!! (or whatever) 2.it's kinda what i want to do when i watch movies of any kind

[KarenReadsTwilight]

This was the first MST3K I ever saw. Still love it, years later!

[applebonker141]

I should try that wassail scam next Christmastime :)

[jmaxcamp]

mulled wine! Stick a hot anvil in your spirits and youv'e got mulled wine,.

[3shaiamigas]

"Why don't you lay eggs?"

[Shadowchaofan]

MST3K FOREVER!!!!!! XD I love u guys! =D ♥

[GoblinXXX]

"All right, STEFFI-- You win! ...THIS TIME!"

[Cpt50Caliber]

Man that babysitters a bitch

[bmwluvr2003]

I don't NEED to take my fruit snack... but I will because I want to.

[DailyDirtDiaspora]

"The last days of Edgar Winter" slays me every friggin' time.

[Minik613XD]

this was the fist MST3K i every saw as a kid. 8D

[TheGreekMan1981]

This movie is so bad, it converts atheists to Christianity.

[TheGreekMan1981]

@unityspirit51 The Bible agrees with you. It clearly says 666 is the number of a man.

[kymmydanger]

When sore throat pain strikes!

[SynysterCondom]

Its open!

*breaks door*

LOL

[thefaboloussob]

"The touch, the feel of Satan...the fabric of our lives!"

[ShadowTheHedgehog157]

@unityspirit51 It turned to PG many years later cuz movies were first Rated M, that caused a confusion with viewers, then it went from M to GP then GP to PG.

[SomeDivia]

Strange things happen there "... like what I'm doing to your car."

The only thing that haunts me about this movie is that they never say where the fished moved to.

[Gigrantula58]

When sore throat pain strikes...

[THiNGYBOBinc]

Every time I save that turret in Portal 2, I think of Crow.

[heartseed]

This movie is rated GP. What is that?

Guiding Parents? General Persons? Gnome Parts? WHAT?

[glitchz1]

My teacher was in this.

[Soviet257]

I just left the complete script of the opening segment as a drunken voicemail. It will be appreciated.

[AstralPixie]

"The last days of Edgar Winter"

[Dominoes282]

How the hell did this show handle time slots and on what channel? Did they show a new episode every week?

[DragonXero]

@Dominoes282 In terms of national airing, originally, it was on Comedy Central, at that time called the Comedy Channel. It eventually moved to Sci-Fi Channel, which is where I first saw it. I believe it was new episodes once a week during the seasons, but a lot of times you got to see more on Sci-Fi since there were a lot of older episodes already.

[Soviet257]

@Dominoes282 I often watched it Saturday mornings as a kid. I'd actually get up just to watch this show then pass out on the couch two hours later.

[rayden120]

was this movie rated GP whats that?

[highway234]

@rayden120 i think it might have been the predecessor of "PG." i looked it up and it changed to PG in 1972 so it's weird this movie would have this rating, since i think it came out in 74.

[Autothysis]

@rayden120 The GP rating stands for General Practitioner. The movie actually was licensed because it removed viewers' brains.

[Ichigoro666]

huh, 777 likes

[timothymtrozzo]

BEEZ!!!!

[MichRockHop81108]

Robert the cat. hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[anpmech]

NO CHEW! I love it.

[sidormartykrofft]

"I can't stand time outs! The silence! The desolation!"

[PaperbackWizard]

Hey, can anyone else catch a little clip right between Tom and Crow's intro? It's too fast for me to nail down, but I know I saw something there.

[xside666]

@PaperbackWizard i believe tom says check me out and crow says im different

[PaperbackWizard]

@xside666 No, not what they say. There's a little clip, something that's not part of the intro; something white, like a ... I don't know; I couldn't see it properly.

[xside666]

@PaperbackWizard oh sorry man, wasn't paying attention too well. but i cant tell what it is either.

[Raithious]

I swear, Servo does the BEST "Old Man" voice!

[jets713]

"the last days of edgar winter"

LMAO

[uuuultra]

Mike is a hottie

[DMCdawg]

"And then he died!" has gotta be one of my favorite riffs ever.

[EponymousKid]

So is it just random chance that Lucinda lived to be the oldest woman alive, or was that part of the deal with Satan? I never got that part.

[sarty]

@EponymousKid I'm still unclear on all of that as well. And why, when Melissa starts to age does it mean she's going to die?

[butcheemonk]

a kabuki actor's been hit! C'mon Grandma Dried Apple Head hahahaha

[butcheemonk]

with andrew the dog... hahaha..... when sore throat pain strikes!

[cars247]

stephie is kind of HOT!

[SENBIE]

lol, and then he died XDDDD

[CyanoticFuture]

LALALA

[timelordthetrain]

The little "and I'm Cow" had nothing to do with the story of the episode, but it made my laugh my ass off!

[SinnFein4ever]

(singing)

The touch, the feel, of Saaaatannn....the faaabric of our liiiives.

;)

[jeffeastwood15]

"I think it's an anti-inflammatory or something." LOL

[Zelomeisterdude]

(Continued from below) Being stupid teens, in the scenes where the crowd chants: Burn the Witch! My friends and l, of course, chanted: Burn the Bitch! Burn the bitch! Then in the witch burning scene the prop guy used so much smoke the actress tied to the stake started choking and suffocating on it, so we DID almost wind up killing the witch! Ah, good memories..

[mewmaster151]

@Zelomeisterdude headshots?

[pockypurse]

@Zelomeisterdude It's an honor to have you here. Also, my condolences.

[PchanStitch]

@Zelomeisterdude I bet you got a pretty good laugh out of the treatment this movie got by the MST3K crew, then!

[Zelomeisterdude]

@PchanStitch That's true, no matter how many times I watch it, I always crack up at the jokes and the bits, not sure if I'm biased, but it does seem one of the funniest episodes to me. And, I am very proud that this film, that I am sooooo little a part of of, is the "Steffi, the babysitter" episode. And I know I'm a pervert, but after Brain Guy grabs the fruit snack, Steffi gives that 'pouty' look and raises her index finger: I think that's one of the sexiest things I've ever seen!

[Zelomeisterdude]

As I commented earlier, I am in this movie, in a couple of the crowd scenes. I remember a couple of things about it. First, this was filmed in the Santa Ynez Valley in California. I was in High School and a bunch of us from school wound up being in the crowd scenes along with members of the local Mormon Church. (Continued in next comment)

[crimsontowers]

@Zelomeisterdude hahah really? so they filmed it in buelton/solvang and shit? i live in goleta (santa barbara), bout an hour away. not much entertaining shit comes from there (dated a girl who lived in ballard, got a buddy in buelton) so im not really surprised..im sure i dont have to tell you its a dull place if you went to HS there though hahaha. right on man, pretty cool backstory to this shit festival, another great MST3K

[DAVIDInitiative]

I hear you, man. Moo.

[FLESxRUOYxLLIK]

wow stephies hot

[castlevania78]

This is where my TONGUE lives.

[OzzyFan87]

I love that there is no fighting on MST3K videos. It just goes to show how civilized we fans are. 

[SageTheAtheist]

@OzzyFan87 Shut up loser! just kiddin XD

[PointsofData]

You know what would be awesome?

Canned MST3K. I have no idea how that would work, but it would be epic.

[ironychan]

@PointsofData But the Sci-Fi channel ALREADY canned MST3K!

[PointsofData]

@ironychan True, true. xD

[TheRadical42]

That Satan, he's always so wild and whacky!

[Schragmeister]

Oh Satan you silly so-and-so!

[Zelomeisterdude]

Hey, I'm in this movie! Any scene that has the mob with torches chanting 'burn the witch!', and the witch burning scenes, I'm in there somewhere! My proudest moment, being in a crappy movie that was crappy enough for MST3000!

[caribchick87]

@Zelomeisterdude lol! that's awesome.

[achiu31]

We were forced to sing this song in school every Christmas. Whenever I ask the music teacher what "wassailing" is she never knows.

[eisahman]

HAHAHA AND THEN HE DIED..HAHAHHA......

[eisahman]

HAHAHA AND THEN HE DIED..HAHAHHA......

[eisahman]

HAHAHA AND THE HE DIED..HAHAHHA......

[freakofevolution]

The American Gothic people take revenge! HAHAHA...and then he died! Ahh...I'll get more fresh blood! Grandma Kramer! A Kabuki's been hit! Come on Grandma Dried Applehead! I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! The Last Days of Edger Winter! Farmer Squarehead! No, there is a way...RIGHT AFTER THIS!! Ahh, The Touch Of Satan softens your hand while you do the dishes!

[MisplacedPirate]

Lol I have a jug of wassail in my fridge right now! Too bad the bots can't come to my house :/

[mustardgas2]

ahh...i'll get more fresh blood.

[diablosisaminerfan]

ROBERT THE CAT. (btw what does he mean by that?)

[dressupjesus]

@diablosisaminerfan

Well... he was alerted by a cat mew to a presence in the barn. But he called it Robert.

[Theburn77]

Stephie: "Yes Brian."

Brain Guy: "It's Brain! I mean Brain Guy! I mean Observer!!!

[binaryfruit]

Dang! I was going to provide an explanation of Wassail, but someone beat me to it! Oh well. Theirs was more in-depth anyway.

[perplacymp]

@binaryfruit would you say it is anything like glögg?

[DaytonaRoadster]

THIS...is where the fish lives

[napalm4sd]

"the last days of edgar winter."

I didn't know who that was so I googled him, and when I saw the picture I started busting up laughing.

[unclejay1231]

wow. ruined.

[ComradeZaitsev]

Heh, when I started watching, this had 17 dislikes and 666 likes. Well played, Satan, well played.

[MichRockHop81108]

@ComradeZaitsev so the fuck what? Fuck your stupid ass thumb comment ya fag

[Graylord88]

@ComradeZaitsev And what do you know, now it has 777 likes. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[MST3Kbot]

@Graylord88 AND NOW 786 LIKES!... I don't see a pattern...

[00madbox00]

at the beginning I thought the cow was taking the farmer out in the field to shoot him XD

[RaWrZzZz]

"And I'm Cow."

[ToxicWinter]

"Ha ha ha, and then he died!"

Love both incarnations of Crow!

[RaWrZzZz]

@ToxicWinter YOU TOO?!?!?! I thought i was the only one that didn't love one and hate the other!

[geoentronecromancer]

@RaWrZzZz I too love both Crows! Verily, we are the Triumvirate of Both Crow Lovers!

[RaWrZzZz]

@geoentronecromancer I can dig it <3

[putzthewondersloth]

I'll never be without wassail again.

[RelativelyNormal]

Why won't you lay any eggs?!

[braintheif90]

mmmmmm wasail.

[eviljoel]

I have to admit I have a bit of a crush on the babysitter...

[CHCHuser]

It's open LOL

[doodstormer]

Brain Guy's dueling for supremacy over the babysitter reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes.

[randomguy199545]

farmer squarehead!

[Idiotbitchboy]

hello tractor..... hello pile of dung



[yyorkethehumble]

My favorite part, "Make me disappear then."  "Yeahhhh!"

[ackbarfan5556]

A kabuik actor's been hit!

[pretorious700]

these people seem awful jolly to be "damned"

[bastianskaye]

Beez is wonderful in this.

obvious statement: did she act like this with the real actors? DOH.

[MegaLink117]

yay play nice with the blocks ya little bitch XD

[dazedlady]

"I stayed in a tanning booth for a whole decade!" XD

[HerrSchenkel]

All this fawning over Mike is great and all, but who is the babysitter? That pixie cut is pretty damn cute.

[nut126]

i want a Diickensian street-urchin Servo

In fact, I'd like a whole line of the various Servos in their adorable little costumes!

[tweakynips]

@nut126 My fave is when Tom became a trucker (i think) and had himself a pair of legs and an ass he was proud of.

[nut126]

@tweakynips

I dunno, southern belle servo was pretty cute

[tweakynips]

@nut126 Do you remeber which episode that was? Although unless it's in season one i must have seen it already.

[nut126]

@tweakynips

sure thing that'd be season 10 - Squirm

a gross movie, but a cute servo

[tweakynips]

@nut126 Thanks for the heads up! I bow to your superior knowledge of all things MSTy.

[LeshaAnn]

"It's o-o-o-pen!"

[InterEDGE]

come on grandma dried apple head.

[QuikVidGuy]

I fucking LOVE this babysitter! XD

[ZzMorningWoodzZ]

Ahh, milk me.

[freakofevolution]

The Last Days Of Edger Winter

[GhoulProject]

Joel v Mike flame wars...

Reminds me of usenet hehe.

[ISmellBleach]

I don't NEED to take my fruit snack.... >.>;

I WILL, because I WANT to...

[Roadvirus1]

Crow: And i'm cow. LOL!

[Kth77]

I love how Pearl has brought two distinguished intellectuals all the way down to sniveling lackeys XDDD

[educatedcockroach]

@Kth77 Or the fact that Brain Guy is still the most competent one (and practically omnipotent) yet is so scared of Pearl that he does whatever she commands.

[jeffeastwood15]

@Kth77 Professor Bobo goes from a near genius to a complete moron in the span of two episodes LOL

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Wow, no Crocodile Dundee jokes?

[ObsesseDxWiDxIT]

MST3K...Mystery Science Theater 3000? What's the K stand for??

[Deathlicon1]

@ObsesseDxWiDxIT

It means thousand that's why it's 3k so 3000.

[nixthetiger]

@ObsesseDxWiDxIT K is a symbol for "thousand." So "3K" is three-thousand.

[Iamthesouljacow]

@ObsesseDxWiDxIT 3K = 3000

[LaDracul]

"I'm putting you on Clu Gulagher alert!"

Although I do like Steffie treating Brain Guy like a little kid. :)

Steffie: It's 4, it says you take your fruit snack at 4!

Brain Guy: I don't need to TAKE my fruit snack...but I WILL because I WANT to.

[Rmaggedyn]

Hey, what's the scoop, cow?!

[suzycreamcheesez]

in cans!

[IPutTheMeInShame]

Grandma Kramer!

[UncontrollableEnergy]

I always preferred Mike to Joel, because his commentary was always a little more laid back and witty. A great (and by great I mean terrible :P) movie for them to narrate!

[cuttock]

@UncontrollableEnergy

I like both, Joel is wittier though, and has a "I'm smarter than you" thing going, while Mike is a doofus, lovably so.

[PerfeckteDroge]

@UncontrollableEnergy agreed though i have massive respect for joel because he created the show and stuck with it for the longest time.

[Roadvirus1]

7:47 Looks like a Hitler doll.

[thesuicidepenguin]

Steffi is cute.

[Bristol92]

AND IM COW!

[rayden120]

its open

[MrLonepatriot]

Cant believe that was a real movie.

[instantk4rma]

what the hell? This plays like a bad porno movie.

[MarcusAvon2]

THE DOLLS THEIR ATTACKING

[Hanakia]

man, the babysitter is HOT...

[shuboy05]

Yes the lovely and "deadly" Beez. A lot of MSTies had crushes on her until she got married.

[ChannelBluesy]

I always mention this during the fun wassail scene: on TV you have to drink soda, not beer. but with this low budget show I bet they went "screw it, let's slap a wassail label on some beer cans"

I also wanna sing the financial wassail song one christmas caroling time and scare the hell out of my neighbors, lol

[zombiepi]

@ChannelBluesy I was thinking the same thing about the wassail.

[XionsDruid]

"I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade!"

Awesome line.

[lbjb247]

Steffi is great. Shame she was just a one off character.

[M0VIES4U2]

For those of you wondering, Wassail is a hot, spiced punch often associated with Christmas. Particularly popular in Germanic countries, the term itself is a contraction of the Old English phrase wæs hæil, meaning "be healthy". The origins of the practice of wassailing are closely connected with the history of the wassail.

[SilverFeet]

I actually had to pause the movie to look up wassail.

[mst3k54]

7:55

...And then he died!

Hahahahahahah!

[hatonbackward]

but its july...

LMAO

[arcademachineiac]

"The Silence! The Desolation!!"

[swgmigraines]

"...then severe financial penalties shall co-o-ome to you, then severe financial penalties to you~!"

[MrsBronsonCoburn]

hahaha...."and then he died!"

[bmt277]

hello tractor how r u this evening?? lmao

[modchic720]

"Oh no. There's a way."

"... Right after this."

[angelmarine1292]

"And I'm cow."

ROFL!

[NASk8er4778]

"I just said I'm Crow you great feeb!"

[tagginos]

SOrry, Angelmarine, I spammed you. Anyone know how to undo it?

[ElveeKaye]

I'm watching this movie because I just wanted a TOUCH of Satan, not a whole lot.