Hey..you kids..get off the lawn. This entire special is hilarious. I have the entire thing on VHS. When my daughter was younger, this was her favorite comedy routine. I'm surprised we didn't ruin the tape...we saw it so many times. I'll have to have it transferred to DVD.. "I' have an 8 x 10 of Telly Savalas"....Nelson is great. His old stuff..number 47..ahhh..I mean 74....
do you know how they name chines people? right when the motyher gives birth, they throw a wok, and whatever sound it makes, thats the kids name. I remember one time, it was a very hard birth, and the mother threw the wok so hard and the sound was cha chin ding ling wall a ball bing bong, chi chi ting te wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah ...
I remember wearing down the old VHS tape my mom recorded this onto when the special first aired. Damn, does anyone know where i can find the rest of this?
I remember seeing this when it aired on HBO. One of the best comedy routines ever! Thanks for the memory. Should you happen to get a hand on the entire episode, please post it. I'd love my husband to see this. :-) Thanks again.
I have been looking for this special for years! Does anyone know where to get it? My family and I still quote it to death! "I'm gonna use my sock again!"
bob nelson was my first real comedic experience as a child around the age of 10...ever since i;ve been a huge fan of stand up...i've met my fav. comedians from attending shows and i'll never forget this show. cheers to bob nelson for sculpting my path of humor...
BOB NELSON RULES.... best part of this special was the little kid.... MAAAA I need the toilet paper .... I'm gonna use MY SOCK AGAIN.... The green one with a hole in it...
I love Bob Nelson! I remember watching this 1991 HBO special Nelson Schmelson as a kid when I lived in Long Island, New York. I lived one town away from where Bob Nelson lived- I lived in Seaford, which is right next to where he lived in Massapequa. I remember Mr. Pin Yay! And Eppy Epperman! I saw Bob Nelson perform live at Uncle Funny's Comedy Club in Fort Lauderdale,FL. about 10 years ago! I remember The Gorilla as The Prop Man also!
I was watching this "Nelson Schmelson" show on tape earlier today, and one of the jokes reminded me of a joke which failed for Rosie O'Donnell. This was back in the 90s, and while it was honest fun then, it's apparently unacceptable now. odd. :D
Hey, you think you can get the whole show on here even if it's in parts? although this is my favorite part there is also the ending with the music...U memmer???
Hey..you kids..get off the lawn. This entire special is hilarious. I have the entire thing on VHS. When my daughter was younger, this was her favorite comedy routine. I'm surprised we didn't ruin the tape...we saw it so many times. I'll have to have it transferred to DVD.. "I' have an 8 x 10 of Telly Savalas"....Nelson is great. His old stuff..number 47..ahhh..I mean 74....
ausable2008 6 months ago
Someone please post the whole show on here :)
piloneman 8 months ago
the man reminds me so much of the late great Art Carney. lol...
sjshoopoo 1 year ago
Must see him In the movie Brain Donars......Genius!
plummercracks 1 year ago
please post the entire special, been looking for this for years
MJCCMC 2 years ago
do you know how they name chines people? right when the motyher gives birth, they throw a wok, and whatever sound it makes, thats the kids name. I remember one time, it was a very hard birth, and the mother threw the wok so hard and the sound was cha chin ding ling wall a ball bing bong, chi chi ting te wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah ...
and that was the kids name
urbandigs 2 years ago
The BEST
Sandymerlino 2 years ago
ma!! i need toilet paper!! i'm going to use my sock again .. the green one with the hole in it!!
kelaltieri 2 years ago
I remember wearing down the old VHS tape my mom recorded this onto when the special first aired. Damn, does anyone know where i can find the rest of this?
godswillfearme 2 years ago
i've looked all over!! this is the only clip i can find. :( he's selling it on his website bobnelsonDOTcom for $20! definitely worth the money!! :):)
kelaltieri 2 years ago
I remember seeing this when it aired on HBO. One of the best comedy routines ever! Thanks for the memory. Should you happen to get a hand on the entire episode, please post it. I'd love my husband to see this. :-) Thanks again.
msabby1971 2 years ago
This has to be one funnest guys ever. What happened to him?
funeralwinds 3 years ago
Please!
spayspay 3 years ago
Thank you! Please post the entire "Nelson Schmelson" special. My friends and I have been waiting to see that again for so long.
spayspay 3 years ago
dear lord. if i could just find the eppyepperman part my life would be complete.
ampphotos 3 years ago
lol!
Licmycat 3 years ago
This HBO special was the funniest comedy routine I have ever seen in my life! Truly hilarious!!! Bob Nelson you're a genius!
RevDrRussell 3 years ago
bob nelson schmelson!!!
stevefordfreak 3 years ago
put up more of this special- plz I can't find it
SwimmingGal92 3 years ago 5
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itzbigant91 3 years ago
this whole HBO special was great
EndOfEye 3 years ago
Yes It was...im looking for it on DVD.
manondrums79 3 years ago
JEFF! Please put up more of your stuff, you're one fucking funny guy!!! Been watching you since the late 80's with your helmet and sholdermapads.
ProductVideos4U 3 years ago
Duh, er, I mean Steve, I mean, Jiffy Bob.
ProductVideos4U 3 years ago
its bob nelson not jeff
skipey27 3 years ago
I have been looking for this special for years! Does anyone know where to get it? My family and I still quote it to death! "I'm gonna use my sock again!"
titanchickie33 3 years ago
I think you can find it on his website.. I ordered it from there a few years ago and he was nice enough to sign the videos before mailing them out.
EndOfEye 3 years ago
haha. that scared me. lol that was funny thouugh.
skat4life546 3 years ago
This is a brilliant bit!! :)
pi314too 3 years ago
bob nelson was my first real comedic experience as a child around the age of 10...ever since i;ve been a huge fan of stand up...i've met my fav. comedians from attending shows and i'll never forget this show. cheers to bob nelson for sculpting my path of humor...
KingAttle 3 years ago
What a sweet and moving compliment. :)
pi314too 3 years ago
Yes! Post more of Bob doing the gorilla as the propman...I never laughed so hard at that part of the act!!
JBird1964 4 years ago
BOB NELSON IS A COMEDY GOD
JEPPYBOMAN 4 years ago
I have been trying to find this for years. Wish there was more. :(
dubba07 4 years ago
BOB NELSON RULES.... best part of this special was the little kid.... MAAAA I need the toilet paper .... I'm gonna use MY SOCK AGAIN.... The green one with a hole in it...
golt73 4 years ago 3
I love Bob Nelson! I remember watching this 1991 HBO special Nelson Schmelson as a kid when I lived in Long Island, New York. I lived one town away from where Bob Nelson lived- I lived in Seaford, which is right next to where he lived in Massapequa. I remember Mr. Pin Yay! And Eppy Epperman! I saw Bob Nelson perform live at Uncle Funny's Comedy Club in Fort Lauderdale,FL. about 10 years ago! I remember The Gorilla as The Prop Man also!
fl1992 4 years ago
I was watching this "Nelson Schmelson" show on tape earlier today, and one of the jokes reminded me of a joke which failed for Rosie O'Donnell. This was back in the 90s, and while it was honest fun then, it's apparently unacceptable now. odd. :D
*bows to Bob Nelson*
JoeSomebody2 4 years ago
WTF? I'm still laughing as I write this.
nibargerswife51482 4 years ago
Hey, you think you can get the whole show on here even if it's in parts? although this is my favorite part there is also the ending with the music...U memmer???
cantinflas69 4 years ago
nelson shmelson...was the name of this special...
cantinflas69 4 years ago
Yes please post more of this comedy special!
3stoogesr1 4 years ago
brought back memories! My favorite clip of his...!
littletone 5 years ago
LOFL, I love Bob Nelson. Please post some more.
Wyldbutterfly028 5 years ago