How To Longboard With The Pros (the real way)

[RalexDesigns]

1:43 - surely if they are on your knees then they would be could knee pads not elbow pads ?

[Strangelylush]

Thanks guys. Always good to see someone else run out of speed like I do. Very funny... but don't take my word for it. it.

[MattAlisch]

Longboar

Ding.

[coolman24ize]

pelvic thrust!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Durzavon]

I wish I had a long board to dance with :/

[Yokosrifle1234567890]

wut if i dont want to cum with u u perv

[SillyTurtleSkating]

long boarding is like 10 times easier than regular skateing i picked it up in 15 mins and got bored...

[TheINSH]

@SillyTurtleSkating Oh wow, really awesome, good for you! I could never learn, to ride a board with 40mph downhill, with hairpins and all the fun stuff, or the slides from the absolute basic till the sickes standup slides, or learn how to dance the board really awesome in just 15 mins. It took me a good year to learn a little bit of all this stuff and it will take many years to get where i want to be :D its gonna be so much fun xD But nice that you could do it in 15 mins ;)

[THATguyLOZA]

hahah lol nice

[MegaComedypro]

even iim better than u guys

[MegaSkaterdude2000]

lol you just made my day please subscribe me and like me because i did the same

[puraz007]

omg u guys are cock sucking fanny licking nipple hair sucking faggots

[isabelN12]

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))) funny shit

[onionbuskut]

im going to make bacon and t shirt gloves



[bmx199714]

I had no idea there were pro longboarders

[MrarizonaTomm]

dude its a joke its fucking awesome u might wonder what to do what your hands

[TheINSH]

hahaha so awesome :D

and of course its a joke^^ c´mon, who does actually think this is real^^

i think they are hillariouse :D

[boredfelipe]

@TheINSH Really the title should be enough. There are no real pro longboarders. Even the sponsored riders work real jobs. The comments are the funny part.  Funny and sad. Kids need to learn how to read and write.

[mainestreetsurfers]

@boredfelipe there are pro long boarders retard

[boredfelipe]

@mainestreetsurfers Ok thanks but you should stay in school just in case.

[oddhobbys334]

mega air hump 1:25

[KrYpTicxgamez]

joking,

right?

[TheBadNexus]

ohh damn they are realllyy fast ^^

[marattacks]

I'm here because i wanted to know how to ride a longboard. i have no idea how. but i sure understand that this is a joke. cant believe that a lot of people who claim to be good at this actually think that they are serious.

[Sjanetsky1]

Well... Yeah that was kinda gay

[f4showpro]

Ok, I've only been longboarding for three weeks, I don't even have my own board yet, and I'm better than this... It's really sad. Oh and btw you said if you want to go fast you have to carve, well according to physics. Turning will always slow you down.

[predatoryblaze]

if anyone here knows anything about longboarding, then you will know this is a joke.

[PROLongBoard]

u are all dumbasses and you caint longboard

[Longboarder726]

Is this a joke or not

[spike21vids]

welcome to edit

ing,,,, the real way

[misterAKboarding]

who wheres nee pads elbow pads and sliding is the most important thing to do you arent sponsored and you suck come make a video when your good (if you ever are)

[1AZCRAZ]

Exactly which means your gay and you suck at skating sloth

[1AZCRAZ]

Faggots

[boredfelipe]

@1AZCRAZ The likes outnumber the dislikes. This means that legally in the State of YouTube we can be married.

[TheMahigetFamily]

OHHHH MISA MISA MISA IF YOU SKIP TO 1:17 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE ANALING A GIRAFFES SOGGY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!! OHHH MISA PLEASE CARESS MY POREOUS NIPPLES, AND STROKE MY WET SCROTUM.... OHHHHH MISA MISA PLEASE PUT GREASE ON MY BALLS THEN LICK IT OFF!!!!

[shadowdreds473]

wow. i had no idea that i was supposed to wear a helmet on top. ive been wearing on my ass all this time.

[wintersuga50]

Haha!

[InsipidRoustabout]

Let it go haters! This was just fun! Hilarious at that!

[beefbrisket21]

all low lifes

[gengx3]

Lmao.

[IngloriousSob]

idiots

[koolkidz90]

i like 1:20 it looks like he is going to get hit lolz

[Ieatdirt121]

the production value sucked but other than that it was hilarious.



[kaipama]

this is a joke right

[cvingdom]

longboarding takes no skill compared to skateboarding... that was a terrible to open your video!

[TheRealSmaf]

Holy shit this was hilarious

[EmeraldWings]

I cracked up, this is great! I'm surprised to see how many people think this is real.

[wlkrofplnes]

REDNEEECK LONGBOARDIN!

[jonno050]

AHAHAHAHA this was soo funny and ahahahha at 0:45 they be good and go on the path

[nilbymouse]

I'm gonna do it the Real Way from now on.

Serious Question though, I have a Landpaddle(tm) and regularly go 30 mph. at the moment I just break down to around 20 and try to avoid a tree but I have a 900 mile trip comming up and wondered if you guys had any suggestions. (i cant use slide gloves)

Also whst deck is it st 4:08 we love it

off 'dancing ' right now

[boredfelipe]

@nilbymouse Landpaddling is out. I've been training for a new thing called Landanchoring. The equipment is the next evolution but has strong roots in Japanese Typhoon Meditation traditions. A complete rig includes an Anchorboard, bungee chord, Danforth anchor, and an Ursus Mark VI suit. The sport is unique in that it can only be done in storm surge with winds over 60mph.

[nilbymouse]

@boredfelipe Sounds great upload a file with you doing it. either way It doesnt sound like a useful way for me yo kill 900 miles not if i gotta wait on the weather ....... seriously though I do nee help guys I weight 100 kilos and when my momentum builds im like a muscular cannon ball

[sk8er3500]

@boredfelipe is this a joke

[SlipknotTaco]

i wish people would stop comparing longboarding and skateboarding there clearly two different things and its about personal preference.

[BlindParasite]

people dont realize this is a joke........

[squirrelgecko]

This video is pure win.

[NickCampbellSoup]

These guys are complete idiots. Need I say more?

[stevesnz]

boo

[806bigman]

Go to 1:07 to see how to have sex on longboards...

[ninjamaniac555]

LMAOOO :D

[SouljaKidd96]

wow it seems no one can take a joke

[oblonghas]

Wow, the people that don't see the humor in this are stuck up losers! Nice vid guys, very funny.

[Jperetz11]

Is this a fucking joke

[ZachsTechHelp101]

Lol at the end you can hear the camera man counting down fir them to say "don't take our word for it"

[FearTheTerran]

The slow motion hands thing was hilarious!

[pichirisu]

Guys this sucks, it's unbelievable how stupid you are, you forgot to include what to do with your hips. What you do(so I don't have to make a video) is thrust them forwards and backwards as if you are trying to do push ups with your crotch in mid-air. I can't believe you forgot to include that into this highly educational video.

[yabanana2011]

Lol love it

[CHARBONGER]

i want my 4:29 back!

[applerandomness]

Q: What do i do with my hands

My answer: Masturbate, duh :P

[tueybooo]

it's just for kicks man, don't hate.

[dodexodus]

haha this is an amazing video, the haters need to lighten up a bit! it's almost perfect parody!

[PrezTyler]

too jokes :P

[goodface98]

Wow gay and funny?

[thebaconbandito]

I tell you hwat.

[fable2able]

tht fukkin funni

[PolarOpposites12]

this was hilarious. loved it

[AsphaltLongboarder]

funny, but the most stupid shit I've seen :D

i love your elbow pads on the knees at 1:37 :D

[Heirokos]

LONGBOAR

DING.

[proghost100]

OH GOD

[MadCowDiseased]

Hey, dumbasses. If you can't understand that these guys are just having a good time and made a funny video about it then you don't deserve to speak your mind.

[849zrhein]

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!



[HelloFromTheGutter]

The first few seconds of this video were absolutely moronic. Try varial flipping a 20 set you fucking joker.

[boredfelipe]

@HelloFromTheGutter Try eating Mexican corn-on-the-cob with a beard.

[HelloFromTheGutter]

@boredfelipe Sounds slow and uninteresting, like the way you longboard.

[HelloFromTheGutter]

@boredfelipe I'd say "Try being an irrelevent douchebag", but it seems you've beaten me there.

[xjcc03]

@HelloFromTheGutter Try a varial on a 20 stair with a longboard...

oh....

[gengx3]

@HelloFromTheGutter lol calm down

[HelloFromTheGutter]

@gengx3 I am and was at the time.

[cameronl777]

@spitefire1012 i do long boarding is a awsome thing to do. people just downgrade it because they think long boarders cant do tricks. were in fact like all the professional skaters end up going into long boarding. its people like these who gives long boarding a bad name -..-.

[cameronl777]

i should slap you red necks...any new person long boarding do not listen to these twats. these guys prob cant even find there dicks yet alone find the skill 2 long board.

[spitefire1012]

who likes long boarding?

[worldxleader]

Lmao this is Hella funny guys, good work. (P.S. Trolls will be trolls, don't mind them.)

[FlSkateLife]

First I died laughing because this video was so hilarious. I'm a longboarder and all and this is hilarious. Then I looked at the comments and died laughing again because some of you idiots actually thought they were being serious. Anyways thanks for the laugh.

[iPodOperator]

I am a longboarder and I entirely see that this supposed to be humorous. AND IT IS. This just made my day, and the people who think this is a disgrace are disgraces themselves. They shouldnt longboard if they dont see that this is a joke.

[seby591]

U guys are morons no offense

[TheElementOfSkating]

hahaha "Gym" sounds like Danny Mcbride "Im Kenny Fuckin Powers!"

[ProffesorChaosesFile]

wow how does anyone think they are serious

[EXOTICVIDS777]

wtf u guys really suck your not pros you guys r just posers

[DayleKT]

The funniest part is reading the comments. You guys are hilarious

[MrTepon]

1.06 is funny

[Repelsteeltje1337]

wtf is this

[tommylowe]

you guys fuckin suck, seriously, i used a carving board for downhill straight bombing at like 60 k with no wobbles, you guys just suck, only things i need to learn is powersliding, free riding, and tricks, and longboarding is easier, skateboards are smaller with less room for your feet wich makes it harder to maneuver your feet to do all the same stuff, longboards have much more room, there bigger and heavier wich is better for speed and stability, so yea, you guys are fuckin posers

[boredfelipe]

@tommylowe Sex is fuckin'. Stay in school.

[SuperMetalfan666]

@tommylowe chill bro if u dont like it dont watch it

[csaw12]

@tommylowe the argument works both ways try doing half the stuff you do on a skateboard on a longboard and you probably wouldnt be able to do it

[famoushot21]

@tommylowe obviously someone takes jokes and shoves them up their ass. that must by why your so mad about this.

[chaserbear1234]

Gay

[JillK95]

Fags.

[UnionvilleHskid12]

first of all your coleman in the beginning was horrible, and why are you attempting to slide with a landy speed grom at that speed? this video was stupid

[mosbrucker1918]

lol joke right?

[DrFinger871]

Größte scheiß den ich je gesehen hab

[TomFordham1]

u cant skate

[mrnickpark]

way to just put down skateboarders

[tazdevil742]

Skateboarding requires more skill when it come to tricks

[DaBirdSmasha]

I honestly thought it was funny.

[ichalz]

Hey look...a bunch of Loaded boards and an Evo. They HAVE to know what they're talking about.

[Synapzze]

cant believe no one can tell this is a joke LOL

[RashMan0]

hahaha. Yes.

[MrGrimgraff]

4:30 minutes less of my life :(

[xxSarcasmHDxx]

@MrGrimgraff your fault for clicking on the video

[AionIceTea]

Dude, you suck!

[ModdedLongboardDub]

hehe.. "elbow pads on your legs too".. arent those knee pads? dumb fuck :)

[sxv123]

Awesome

[slayer6542007]

This is hilarious. 

[rollie981]

WOW! u guys are all idiots and suck! was that u trying to be funny!?

[blessyousir1]

you guys are so bad it was funny. beef jerky gloves XD

[BFHsucker]

NO NOT THIS SHIIT! there are already enough pathetic peepz on youtube trying to be funny, dont become one of them ffs! This isnt funny AT ALL! its just stupid!!

[Ogeides92]

pathetic.

[reejcat77]

made my day.

[tmccbertivxx]

i think its funny when uploaders think the views count mean people watched all of the video

[uthinkimstupidd]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG wtf is with the hate, I havn't laughed this hard at a youtube video in ages.. I guess you need to be an actual longboarder to fully understand how funny this was.

[evecioul]

@uthinkimstupidd i am a longboarder. its just not funny

[uthinkimstupidd]

@evecioul yes it is lmfao, do you even know what a hairpin is?

[evecioul]

@uthinkimstupidd Funily enough yes. Although I was under the impression this was a question of sense of humour, of which, you have none

[pennylanefilms]

Still my favorite LB vid of all time.

[f0615388]

THANKS GUYS, IM A PRO NOW.

[krafty1996]

this is gay :/

[TheAwesomeness42]

i really hope that your actually not as bad as you are in the video because at 2:24 that was a landyatchz evo which is usually one of the more expensive boards to say the least so if your actually really that bad then wtf is the point of buying that board but if you are truly amazing then good for you for having that board

[WarmUwithMyFeet]

This was cool i guess, but it anoyed the absolute fuck out of me.

[Charles2337]

lol this video is hilarious.

[diegon2020]

hahaha im gym¡

[FpsHead101]

You guys are gay....

[ItzJackioo]

I think this guys is just joking, but im not sure.

JK

[KrazeeKyleSnowSk8]

Lol

[ericvault]

nice dancing. some skate boarders dont understand how hard it really is.

[mddk101]

you're a moron....you fail at being funny.... which is what i hope you were trying to do....

[xPocketsx420]

can i have my 4 minutes of life back plz



[miklosbiro]

shit

[wecankillit]

this video really blows.

[GoldenSim27]

Man !!! you su*k your insulting all the skateboard community ..What's the point of uploading this vid ? try to look funny ? its not!!! you poser

[boredfelipe]

@GoldenSim27 GoldenSim27 has no videos available.

[findthecomputerroom6]

@boredfelipe how does that have anything to do with this conversation please tell me, i hate people who reply to youre comment and say that you have no videos or they suck and now i bet you will go to my profile and make a silly, immature comment about my videos

[sack1234ful]

@boredfelipe deine vidios sind trotz allem voll scheisse 

[boredfelipe]

@sack1234ful So bin ich groß in Deutschland gerade jetzt? Bin ich der nächste David Hasselhoff? BoredFelipe ist besser als Baywatch, weil es mehr Unterhaltungswert hat.

[boredfelipe]

@GoldenSim27 Woot! 100,000 views!

[jordain1919]

this blows

[Breendoh]

@GoldenSim27 dont use the word poser. it makes you sound like an idiot.

[blazedownz]

i'd beg to differ with the longboarding takes more skill. i do both and skateboarding is definitely MUCH harder

[boredfelipe]

If you watch the rest of the video I do a switch tre bluntslide down a twenty-set on a 50 inch Arbor Pintail.

[GameEmpathy]

@blazedownz Skateboarding is wayyy harder but longboarding is probably more painful in alot of case (i do both so i know)

[fredmaniak123]

1:20 second cant stop laugh!!! lol

[tiorichis]

funny shit :D

[DoCrazyShit]

you fail at being funny. Which I hope is what youre trying to do here.

[boredfelipe]

@DoCrazyShit I noticed that you grab stinkbug. You should also watch my stinkbug with Doug video.

[DoCrazyShit]

@boredfelipe haha, cool you checked out my vid of one slide from years ago. That just makes you a creep, feel better?

[EasyAccessTV]

0:13

[koolkid13bad1]

your joking............right?

[legorunes1]

chewbacca at 0;11