Penn & Teller - BULLSHIT! : New Age Medicine (Part 2/2)

[MrDavintsi]

Say what you want about the tuning forks but i love the sound they make

[JAIGH83]

@browncolin91: keeping an open mind is fine you just have to be careful it's not so open your brain falls out

[MsActress15]

the woman who invented that theraputic touch bs? her name is dolores. Woman who fucked up hogwarts in year five? Dolores. It's just an evil name man

[browncolin91]

I figure keep an open mind, besides at least it's entertaining.

[browncolin91]

but then it'd be sticking a plunger in the ass of the ass, and where does that leave the donkeys?

[antdez1]

stick the plunger in her ass XO bahahahaa

[Naxide]

How old is Emily? ... heh

[MrKaozKaoz]

I sometimes have this thought of "it is nor possible that people is THAT stupid come on" and then I read some comments like "if eastern medicine is bullshit, how come old eastern people didn't die?" and I recover faith in humanity's stupidity =D

[factvfiction22]

I can't help wondering. Do these people believe what they say or are they just out right con-artist? I went to one to find out for myself. I found the one (a crystal healer). She was actually not very intelligent (had not finished year 10) and was trained for a few weeks and given a book on healing with crystals. She "does not believe in science because it is just about making money". Then she charged me thirty bucks for a half hour session of reading a mag while she put rocks on me. Hmmmm

[Vierzbanator]

What I've noticed.

You have to convert a theist to an atheist very quickly and efficiently. If you go too slow, take too long, you stall, or if you make a mistake, you will end up with a New Ager

[HypnoSwag]

I cracked up when they sawed her in half.

[flicfan416]

Listen to that heifer go on about how she uses energy to put her spine back in place

[Raezeman]

you know, i don't like it when people use the word "quantum" for something you can't explain.

using it in a game or movie that is science (or more specific physics) based, then ok fine, why not, but NOT in soomething as bulls**t as new age medicine.

sincerely, an angry physics student

[toSTONEiGO]

that feal better georgie?

[toSTONEiGO]

emily rosa, Y U NO MARRY ME?

[QuarkMesons]

Dumb shits all just fall for the placebo effect... and a scam.

[ChickenRamen]

they did use clean Tibetan cleansing cups, right?

[lovemeordie83]

4:07 Am I messed up or is this oddly attractive? o.0

[uriituw]

Fuck, people will believe some real nonsense.

[1337Yazman]

Holy shit, that little girl grew up to be fkn hot.

[hungryman211]

These 'quantum' people have been listening to Deepak Chopra too much.

[TheLastBrainLeft]

The fifth fork is called "forking stupid".

[MunkyDrag0n]

There is a big problem in society when a 9 year old had the sense to do something adults did not. Age before beauty? Try intelligence before age!

[justjulie37]

What an embarrassment humanity is

[Purojannu]

i'm sorry Emma Watson, your position as my future wife is under serious consideration, due to my recent discovery of Emily Rosa.

[PappeH]

I suppose our battle begins. I too was considering Emma, but a combination of her dumb haircut, and the discovery of Emily has caused me to move on. Shall we proceed to the arena to solve this like gentlemen?

[winddmmy]

WHAT NO HAPPY ENDING!!

[QEDT]

Go folk yourself!

hahaha

[wildhias]

wow hot and smart

[erasmusso]

Omg!!! They killed her!!!

[frithar]

All these people are just suckers, waiting to be parted from their money. Why can't they just send it all to me?!?

[Minsheme]

@frithar They can. Just design a crazy looking blunt object, then people will pay you to hit them with it, and you can call that therapy with a bullshit explanation behind it.

[blenderpanzi]

ka-chi-ng

[disengagejam]

i love this show ... especially when supposed 'professionals' get completely owned XD

[LightningStickmanBob]

It's the art of the Hover Hand!

[InsanoGerbil]

"All the Chi in Tina!!"

I love this show!

[nunobelo]

They should have tried the treatments on THEMSELVES.

[nunobelo]

They should have tried the treatments on THEMSELVES.

[TheMagnificentPony]

Emily will make so cinnic verr happy :D

[GotZest]

Id be like... most of my pain is in my weiner

[warnation101]

I'm in love with Emily

[100cjkennedy]

I'm so into the hot skeptic chick. A beautiful girl with an extremely sensitive bullshit meter is a wonderful thing.

[jpm4444]

from colon cleansing to chi to all this new age holistic crap. A sucker born every minute

[metalgeo]

Oh my God the doctor's face at 9:15. How can he NOT laugh?

[mistereveready]

That chakra woman really needs to stop freebasing. It's really fubar'ing her mind. If she was talking abot World of Warcraft Holy specced priest then maybe she wouldn't sound so silly. I don't even want to begin to speculate wtf is all that black shit on bruces leg at 1:19

[TotalTraffic]

New Age = backwards superstition.

[nickylx]

Watching this show inspires me to invent my own bullshit New Age treatment and become filthy rich off the desperate and gullible. I'll send P&T a thank you card when I make my first million.

[WTF1920]

Quackwatch is one of my favorite sites. Steve is nothing short of a hero.

[scoobydoorocks10]

@WTF1920 im addicted to quackwatch also!

[ThePsychoReturns]

The dude with bruised tits and a plunger on his head was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[2MinutesToMidnightt]

That girl is intelligent and beautiful, god damn.

[NotTheRealKatyB]

Nothing is better than watching Penn and Teller cut someone in half. I genuinly feel much more relaxed after watching that!

[nealart]

What the patients are feeling is sympathy. They may be surrounded day to day by people who are very stingy with sympathy. I know this because my mom was a cold hearted bitch but my wife is nice. One is better for me than the other.

[HideoFTW1]

That first bitch doesn't even know what 'quantum" means.

[ujustgotpwned2008]

@HideoFTW1 Agreed. New age therapies seem to use the word 'quantum' whenever they don't want you to fully understand what they're saying.

[allanfr1961]

OHOHOHOHHHHHHHO I WOULD SMASH HERE RECORD

[DanzAzzie]

@allanfr1961 I'd smash something, record isn't high on that list though.

[pianstoppable]

That last thing made me want to vomit. the chainsaw trick had better get explained....and no....it didn't. god damn it. I hate violence against women! It's never fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cyanmanta]

@pianstoppable But if it had been a man, you would have laughed your ass off, right? Because we men are all pigs who deserve to die, right? It's simple: after she pushes the fake feet out through the bottom, she pulls her legs up into the top of the box. That's a fake body you see them cutting through. Oh, and by the way, FUCK YOU, YOU MAN-HATING BITCH.

[pianstoppable]

@cyanmanta what? I'm not a man hating bitch. Where did that come from? I would have not laughed my ass off if it had been a man. I don't like watching people get brutalized whether they are a man or a woman. I hate violence against women, yes. Sorry I did not also specify that I hate violence, period. Yeesh, calm the fuck down.

[choronos]

@pianstoppable explanation: it's not real. As to how it's actually done, it doesn't really matter.

[redelman43199]

@pianstoppable It was fake. The lady is actually flexible and is folded up snuggly in the first box. The ass that got cut by the "quantum buzzsaw" was actually made of rubber. Notice at 11:55 that the bottom of her legs are flat, thats actually sheets of rubber being held in. Also notice that Georgia had netting on her legs when she stood up at 10:31 The fake abdomen did not have any netting. So Georgia is perfectly fine. Nobody was hurt

[robokill387]

@pianstoppable violence in general is funny.

[tootoo1upper]

"cyrstalized electro-magnetic quantum... buzzsaw" brought me to tears

[redelman43199]

@tootoo1upper Georgia is perfectly fine, nobody was hurt. See my explanation below.

[DamienFknHerbert]

Accutonics seems to have no more effect than music. If you listen to heavy metal music it makes you wanna headbang, throw your weight around, if you listen something like Jazz you would feel relaxed and calm, like a placebo effect.

[cyanmanta]

@DamienFknHerbert There actually is a legitimate field you can study in college and practice professionally, called music therapy. But the biggest difference between music therapy and accutonics, is that music therapy involves the patients actually taking an active role in making the music or working with the music (drum circles, guitar, singing, dance, etc.); whereas accutonics is just a placebo.

[fraterlucifer888]

9:23 its a tibetan brain eater,,,,,,starving

[Jaydoggy531]

The only sound that can physically effect the human body are waves which we can't hear. Some of them can be dangerous, even fatal. We know this because these sound waves were discovered by accident.

[Mrmoc7]

My ex is totally into all these new age nonsense. That's why she's my ex-

[seabassthemaster]

6:44

nice JAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBB!!!!!

LOLOLOLOL

[LorieKins]

Oh man, I laughed so hard, I think I did something weird to my chi...

[TAPriceCTR]

don't worry unknown hottie, I like you.

sexy and freaking briliant... will you marry me?

[TAPriceCTR]

don't worry unknown hottie, I like you.

[BIJMOZ]

Bruce had a good time.

[Mansacktastical]

Who wants to bet that that girl got made fun of when she was a kid for being a "nerd" or whatever. Who also wants to bet that those people are kicking themselves now.

[ziloe]

"Depending on dialect, the word could be spelled as (Chian, Ch’ien, Chin, Tien). This is also a Chinese name. It means "money". [gong qian] means "wages, salary"; [jin qian] means "money". "

As much as I liked the show, you were wrong about the word, "Chi."

[200690101]

@ziloe

Penn said it meant cash, which means money, so he was right?

[ziloe]

@200690101

I'm pretty sure I just stated that he was wrong.

[thesweetmolasses]

@ziloe did you really just write that??? its called sarcasm...

[ziloe]

@thesweetmolasses

When you're trying to disprove something, it's called making sure you have your facts straight before making yourself look like a jackass. :)

[thesweetmolasses]

@ziloe did you just call yourself a jackass?

do you speak english?

[ziloe]

@thesweetmolasses

I was referring to the host of the show.

[yxrcbszg]

1 person went to go fork thereself

[BrendanNaranjo]

100 points for the Brother Theodore reference!

[BrendanNaranjo]

100 points for the Brother Theodore reference!

[ShyFoxie]

Every time quack uses the word "quantum" for bullshit, a physicist dies a little more inside

[SAOrules]

@ShyFoxie I know what you mean. A quantum is simply the distance between electron levels. For god sakes I hope I am not wrong.

[hobbitsarecool]

@SAOrules

It is the smallest amount of energy a photon of a specific frequency can have.

[foldedsmile]

@ShyFoxie Yep. I actually started to tear up when she said "quantum". Nothing good was going to follow. :(

[in0eterminacy]

@ShyFoxie Phd level physicists can't die. Everyone knows, that after completing their thesis, all grad students reach a point of neither life nor death.

[TheLastBrainLeft]

@ShyFoxie Then TNG, DS9 and Voyager must have decimated the physicist ranks during the 90's.

[xcellken1]

She needs to put those tuning forks on her vagina, and see if IT IS TIGHT!!!

[xcellken1]

That nine year old girl grew up to be a TOTAL BABE, and that's no BULLSHIT!!!

[xcellken1]

That chick needs a Quantum Gastric Bypass !!!

[sentidocomunve]

P.J: "I think he's got an invisible dick in his chest and she's throwing it away!!"

Later on:

P.J: "Sorry, bruce, but you have to admit it's good to have that pesky invisible dick off yourchest..."

[kristinaterror]

Tibetan cleansing cups!

[leekenobi21]

Typically each Earthday, my dad will plant a tree. :P

[Sozlled]

That feel better Georgie huh?

That crystal nut case, i wonder if she really believes what she is doing. She didn't even know the name of her own "therapy". That's the name i give it because i just made it up and it sounds good.

[BitchinnShoes07]

You know the bullshit doctor would make a pretty good Dr. Benway in a Naked Lunch remake.

[xcellken1]

Creationists and New Agers are both Bullshit! Right wingers and Hippies are THE SAME!!! Oh no, my worldview is ruined!!! My mind is exploding!!!

[SN1987B]

@xcellken1 Well people DO tend to use the same methodologies and rationales for whatever-the-hell they happen to believe. Doesn't really matter what side of the coin you're on when both are covered in shit.

[1ach0neus]

psycho lady: "the last one we have is called the sun."

penn: "a go fork yourself!"

[MrRandomStuff007]

"yea motherfuckers"

[zhenio]

just give me a jimmie jackin and send me on me way.

[M0US3P0T4TO]

I'm down on my luck financially, so I'm going to start healing people with the use of flatulessence, whereby I reduce psychological suffering by letting you know how bad your life could really be if only you lived with a broccoli, salsa, and ice cream consuming person such as myself. I mean shit, if there's people who dig tuning forks and fucking kazoos - why the hell not!?!

[BillKiernan]

God that one chick is hot

[steggy414]

@BillKiernan dude shes NINE!!

[BillKiernan]

@steggy414 hahhaha

[leekenobi21]

@BillKiernan

She can therapuetically touch me any day.

[W1kk3dMango]

second post!!! man you don't see that anymore... and you know what thank the Nine Divines!! cause it was so F*CKIN annoying! anyway, yeah thanks for uploading these man!! subscribing!!

[alllucky7s]

@W1kk3dMango Was that an Oblivion reference?

[lvsoad22]

@alllucky7s Maybe, ore maybe bethesda stole it from something else.

[MsEeveeMaster]

thank you so dam much, it's so fucking hard to fined this show