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  • What would happen/if i start cracken/a bottle open/flip it like a token/fuck it i aint i thursty,98 percent my gun dont jam,until i start bursting

  • I got 99 minds, but mine ain't one- Cray-Z

  • if you having adventure problems i feel bad for you son,

    i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

  • @iFlubes fuckin idiot! XD too funny

  • I got 99 arrows and my knee took one...

  • quem ta aqui pelo freestyle do emicida da joinha

  • If you attend a hood school, i feel bad for you son.

    Theres 99 blacks and you sure aint one...

  • I had 99 cookies , but a bitch ate one ... .(¬_¬)

  • I got 99 bullets left coz I used one on Justin Biber (or however the fuck you spell his name)

  • I got 99 bottles cause I just passed one.

  • I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT MY KICKS AINT ONE

  • i got 99 talents but you bitches ain't one

  • i got 99 dicks you can get tha one

  • playin bf3

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  • Rick Rubin is an animal.

  • I got 99 arrows cuz my knee took one.

  • I got 99 hammers so im killem son

    

  • I got 99 numbers and my girl took one!!

  • If you're havin' code problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but an error ain't one!

  • "

    I got 99 problems 'cause my cat ate one!" - Al Chest Breach

  • i got 99 chores but i aint done one

    -Maz-Z

    p.s not real singer

  • I got 99 burgers cause Rick Ross ate one

  • @BerkayCavs OH FUCK iM MAKING A TRACK ! cAN I USE IT ?

  • @shreyooooo lol sure

  • I GOTTA WHOLE LOT OF HATERS

    BUT THE GUN WILL TAKE AWAY SOME

  • im sorry but if you bring up skyrim jokes on a rap song you officially suck ass at life

  • @TheD1995B

    No sir. You suck at life. Good day, and try to get laid.

  • i got 99 problems and vevo is 1

  • I've got 99 chores but I've aint done one - Lay Z

  • @SlickyPot HAHAHAHAHA Awww Man this comment had me rollin'. As soon as I read it I started dying! Thanks a lot partner... I most sure as hell needed a pick-me-up today and you were able to bless me with one through you comedic approach at life. Much Respect n God Bless!

  • if your having adventure problems i feel bad for ya chap

    I dodged 99 exact arrows but my knee took one

  • @doc105 ..skyrim jokes...realy

  • @mrcorkydork maybe not original but still damn funny haha.

  • Best one i must say :D . .Dope as Shit balancing on a tight rope.... Wait what!! hahaha

  • MAKER STUDIOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OKAY DIS MY TYME TO BURN, SIT BACK BABY ITS TYME TO LEARN, YA HAIR LOOK FINE U DNT NEED NO PURM, NUT UP IN YOU UNTILL YOU SEE NO SPERM, LOL CAUSE DIS SHYT IS REAL, HARD BODY LUV, IM MADE OF STEAL, FUCK YOU ALL NIGHT LIKE IM ON A PILL,,REALEST IN ,THE GAME CAUSE I KEEP IT REAL . MONEY IS ON MY MINE, IF YOU REALLY DOING YOUR THING, WELL GRIND, HATER ON YOUR PATH THT GOIN BE WASTING YOUR TYME, THAT WHY I FOCUS KEEP MY ASS IN LINE! YA DIGG,IF YOU DNT LIKE MY SHYT, WELL YOU AN SUCK MY DICK!!! LOL

  • @MegaYoungMoney7 you used the word steal instead of steel....

  • 99 problems sittin on the wall - and if one of those problems should accidently fall....

  • I got 99 Problems, but a kid ain't one - Cay-Z Anthony

  • U GOT 99 PROBLEMS CUZ YO BITCH AINT CUM

  • uhhh.. ooohh wooo uhhh.. uhh...

  • nowerdays man has 99 problems and a bitch is all of them...

  • i got 99 problems and GOD solved one

    then HE solved 35 more

    now I got 63 more to go..

    & they start w/renewing my soul

    and changing the words ive spoken once before

    encore

    i said i got 99 problems, & GOD just started solving one

  • @blahh3792 thats terrible lmao

  • i got 99 problems nd 2 of em bitchs

  • My freestyle is legit...I raped this song. It's on my page and the video response...

  • best. beat. ever.

  • if ya havin food problems, i fell for you son

    cuz i got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one

  • weak ass niggas weak as lyrics if a bitch fall does anybody cause ur rhymes are some ass throw in the trash i invented the game and swag. yall some shit i did better keep yall lyrics to urself unless you rip it

  • the whoa's killed it, ill beat though

  • Two Glock 40′s, nigga you got 80 problems

  • Fuck jayz ,, ill beat though

  • I KNOW I'm pushing my luck because no one wants to read this but

    Im just gonna write it any way, i feel at least one person will,

    i'm a rapper and i kno theres like 100k of those in this worldBut I'm different and I promise that.. if u give me a chance ill show you!

    I would love nothing more than to have a decent following on youtube from people

    if anyone who reads this could press the "THUMBS UP" other people will see it!

    just a simple button press could make my dream come true =] Thank You

  • my wrist cost a milli, call me lil wayne, gold is on my neck, and platinum on my chain. me and my goons got straps. like were skechers, and these straps stay puttin niggas on stretchers. you know wassup, my life is a killer, i bought the white house and my blunts serve as pillars, i hate these fockers, call me ben stiller, try to rob? put you in a tomb, and i dont really fight i go click clack boom, i was a gangsta out the womb, sendin niggas to they doom, and i rap raw bitch no autotune

    hehehe

  • @goo5976 Draped in gold, with the Tutanhkhamen flow the game done changed from a half a century ago. But I'm still in the cut like EMT, cold and still about to blow, stay on the cusp like a crease fold. These niggas amusing me, thinking they gonna be buried with their jewelry but really you could lose your life over the same gems courtesy a couple thieves. Wrap so tight like turbans and mummies, can't look away like mannequin dummies, resurrect the ghost writers thinking that it wasn't all me.

  • Jay z got 99 problems and a bitch is one......... Jay z got 99 problems and an unexpected pregnancy is one.

  • Kanye produced this, fucking genius

  • @randomstough No he didn't, Rick Rubin did. The founder of Def Jam records and co-owner of Columbia records

  • @cKunke2 oh sorry, my mistake

  • @randomstough haha no worries. its a dope track

  • Noobs drop their shitty lyrics here.. FAIL

  • 99 donuts but a bitch ate one

  • I got 99 problems ur the least of my worries/brothers be calling the police when they heard me/they find cocaine a gat and a couple g's if they searched me/even police on horses be racing to my crib like its the derby/if they catch me Imma be on the front page of the news article/but i be driving out cuz i got more rides than a carnival/but if i get caught i'll be getting mad respect like pablo escobar/but for now im chilling in the bahamas with a bottle of corona laughing hella hard

  • never admit 2 my mistakes, so im really good at lying in a niggas face

    & the pigs always on me like a niggas plate, and i never play around, nigga grow up

    i'll let my dogs get atchu before i release the hounds,nigga ya flows fucked

    no wonder u still selling cd's outta ya trunk,ur playing the wrong moves ur outta ya funk

    my cars got narcotics in it,so i guess u can say this nigga got the crack of the whip

    u got so many problems and i aint got one, u got 99 problems and my nigga im DONE

  • badass song

  • it sucks

  • I GOT 99 DONUTS CAUSE A BITCH ATE 1 !

  • @XxShaMuqqaxX0 epic! hahah you owned uss alll!

  • @XxShaMuqqaxX0 EVERY remix of 99 problems I looked at has your comment as the top one. Original much?

  • @XxShaMuqqaxX0 ...WOW!

  • lls i love it

  • @XxShaMuqqaxX0 OMFG obsessed with ur comment so fkin funny omfg

  • @XxShaMuqqaxX0 hahahahaha

  • ah ah woo woo lol

  • Artists need hot beats for cheap? Hit me up! I have great quality hip

    hop/R&B instrumentals of all different styles for the low!!

    I’m not just another producer trying to make some money

    easily. I wanna cut some good tracks & I’ll work with you

    as much as you want. Hit me up on Facebook (Nick Garcher) or you can

    download the beats straight to your computer from my Bandcamp

    nickginstrumentals. Whatever you need, I got!

  • Hova this one for you baby, HA! yeah yeah uh uh uh yeah chea chea uh what..uh what what what uh uh what

  • RedNeck Version: I Got 99 Problems, catchin fish aint one, If Ya Reel Snaps I feel Bad For You Son, I got 99 Problems catchin fish aint one.

  • Yea I gotta nice flow...so I'm feelin myself/

    Yo flow is weak nigga...start killin ya self/

    I stand alone...I'm realest myself/

    More G than Frank Lucas...like fuck it I'll deal it myself/

    Blue Magic...but my powder was white/

    Take a hit my shit and you'll be fiending for da rest ya life/

    I'm a danger...I'm a threat to ya life/

    So when I kill you, I'ma give you two options...da tech or da knife.

  • 99 problems....so they had to be to touched/

    99 solutions fired out da battery clutch/

    I grew up in a cold world so i had to be tough/

    And be opposite of sweet wit my cavities up/

    On da corner...true hustla...yea I had to be one/

    I'll getcha high...you'll come back when da gravity's done.

  • shoutout to everyone posting comments of their rhymes...the only thing i hate about it is that i gotta hope i'm reading it right...anyway...check out my freestyle to this on my channel!!

  • 99 problems but my dick aint one, so when you see me pull up in the range, dont take me seriously since my thang throws a bow in a bitch. out pops a kid and shit...dog i got 99 problems but a bitch aint 1 so when you see me pull up in my range, dont act strange cuz i got 99 problems but my dick aint 1..haha

  • WOOOH WOOOH lol

  • Hey nice beat - ~CHECK MY INSTRUMENTALS~

  • I try to understand my problems im from sweden

    And I know that all of ya wanna be there

    U try to do it but I did it better

    I spit at ya like I spit my game forever

    4 bars that's enough im drunk xD

  • Youtube comment rappers are gay

    they need to get laid.

    BARS

  • @harriszsultan trrashh!

  • @harriszsultan Fuckin faggot u need 2 get sum pussy bet u haven't had any CTFU nigga

  • iamlegend and frostbite iz some youtube G'z, but dey aint shit

    i leave em like my ex girlfriends mouth, GIT LICKED

    he trynna spit hot lyrics, but dat shit aint new to me

    cuz i been doin it since bow wow hit puberty

    i been doin it since b4 TIP called him self THEE KING

    flows uglyer den lil wayne, but atleast he got blingbling

    i been doin dis shit since DMX started smokin crack

    i been doin dis shit since eminem wuz black

    way b4 ti even thought of catchin a case

    way b4 luda even had brades

  • @coastin96 certain parts u gotta pause. and when i said "flows uglier den lil wayne" i ment his flow. and when i said "GIT LICKED" a lick means punch. i ran outta space when i got to the last line cuz i maxed out the amount of letters so... dat part didnt flow but wut ever

  • Y'all are full of shit like an animal cage,

    never try to fuck with the man on the stage

    Cuz I'm eating up these haters in the cannibal phase

    I could spit some shit so quick it put a man in a daze

  • offica pull me over, in ma range rover / tempo is o.k. , they like a black n white hatin kkk / ma girl on the next seat, givin me some nice heat / but the cop's a jealous freak, we life in times we're the breed is up to lead / so i download a new app, check ma rights and pin his back /

  • This is looped

  • @CiyaDe hahahahaha, so bad. Calling it instrumental! ah ah uuuh uuuh

  • Im like a diamond and killin lyrics with my ryhmes and /pple always ask me if im just anothr nicki/bro im just a G keepin it real not like that plastic freak/ they say that diamonds last forever-ever this aint the last of me in this chapter/ u gonna see me spitting this shit, dat shit keepin things fresh cause i have it have it / You say u the "Illuminati" but hey im really sorry/ you aint got no hottie and yeah i got the money/ You mean nothing me and i see u got 99 problems and a bitch is one

  • ALRIGHT HERE WE GO!/SEE. I UNDERSTAND YOU AND YOU/BUT ALL THESE NIGAS OVA HERE ARE SOME FOOLS/ALL THEY DO,IS PUT UP 2/ILLUMINATI/YEAH THEY TRYN TO TAKE OVER YOU/LIL WAYNE DRAKE JAYZ AND KANYE TOO/PLAYN YOULL LIKE VIDEOGAMES AINT THAT WAT YOULL ARE DUDE/YOU MIGHT CANT SEE OR HEAR/BUT ITS RIGHT IN YOUR EYES AND YOU FUKIN EARS/IF I DIDNT SAY IT CLEAR/TYPE IN ILLUMINATI,THERES ALOT OF INFOMATION OUT THERE/FINDIN GOOD RAPPERS THAT DONT LOVE THE DEVIL THATS RARE/YEAH THIS NIGA GOT 99 PROBLEMS I SWEAR

  • aint' doubting jay's talent that's madness/ two options jay and nikki mentall ilnes/ i respect jay for his lyrics delivers hardcore/ fuck "dear old nikki" bloddy heroanatic whore/ jigga's tornado spinning really tall/ poor other hustlars automatically they fall/ SEAN CORY CARTER made hip louder, eventually prouder/ 20 years of music,wiped that dirt off his shoulder/ its immortal,not casual to unwind who's correct/ just a deadly ,abhorrent subject to debate/
  • Just Repeat Repeat Repeat ... Again Again .. Woooh Wooh Woooooh -.- WTF This is not a Instrumental Noob

  • i stay high like skyskrapers gettin lifted like elevataz my crews called the ENTE and we gettin that paper quit bitin our swag we some mothafuckin alligataz stomp on playa hataz from here to decataur from atl to stl we serve it fast and we open all night cept for on them weekendz when we startin bar fights, fuckin niggaz up like a shark bite motto be keep it low key when it come to the kilos and stay blunted up till you can't see through the weed smoke.

  • i stay high like skyskrapers gettin lifted like elevataz my crews called the ENTE and we gettin that paper quit bitin our swag we some mothafuckin alligataz stomp on playa hataz from here to decataur from atl to stl we serve it fast and we open all night cept for on them weekendz when we startin bar fights, fuckin niggaz up like a shark bite motto be keep it low key when it come to the kilos and stay blunted up till you can't see through the weed smoke.

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  • "Well we'll see how smart you are when the k-9 come....

    I GOT 99 PROBEMS BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE" lol

  • Dear Youtube rappers,

    I fucking hate your shit!

  • am spinnin', ma brains out, while susie's mom standing at the sink still tryin' to get dem stains out / get the rains out i ride like claus, ice wit no flaws, now hold for my applause / accidents i cause wit the gleam from the beemer, rozay on buggati but i still get to cream her / military schemer iraq was my infusion, step up on my turf and iraq is your conclusion / no dillusion, next of kin, with a flow like huckberry, giving twain the finn

  • 99 problems, every member of young money is one /

    armed with my mouth, spittin lyrics like makaveli the don /

    galvanic vomit spat over drake this snitch, later bang minaj that bitch /

    i ian't need guns i take beats to kill, that ain't hard just lyrical skill /

    leave nicki back, tryed to teach her how to rap, but she recap, talentless cat /

    swag like jay, can tell by ma necklace, stole from diddy, yeah thats gangsta /

  • @IamLegendTV22 who are the ten retards that clicked thumbs up on this page? I'mma kill them! Half of it had no flow, and the other half didn't rhyme, WTF RETARD!

  • @Theberunit are u angry ?

  • @IamLegendTV22 thnx man fyi i think i'm gonna use your lyrics for this for his song writing gig I'm doing, cuz lets face it man. With people like you writing your stuff in the comment section. Who needs to actually come up with lyrics. Sorry you won't get any money for this. DUECES!!!

  • @IamLegendTV22

    nigga u rap so cool ,but nikki ai'nt a fool/

    i admire jay zeeee , and his style with the mix tape wizy/

    i know blue print 1,blue print 2,blue print threee, nigga that doesnt mean pink friday was sold free/

  • @sahulify

    Ma Fingers On That Kush / Making Me Blush

    Nikki's Havin a Crush / i gotta Crush her Crush

    Feelin so Lush / No Deal Is To Thrust

    Stomp Love to Mush / Inhalate bamboo /

    leavin a Poo / i don't Do It Uncool

    These Rhymes Seem So Cruel / Its The Presidents Fuel

    Admire Jay too / but by Intellgience i know some truths

    Back to the Roots / Turnin them shoots /

    Dead President Payin em Dudes / skippin interludes

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  • @saintsFlow aint' doubting jay's talent that's madness/ two options jay and nikki mentall ilnes/ i respect jay for his lyrics delivers hardcore/ fuck "dear old nikki" bloddy heroanatic whore/ jigga's tornado spinning really tall/ poor other hustlars automatically they fall/ SEAN CORY CARTER made hip louder, eventually prouder/ 20 years of music,wiped that dirt off his shoulder/ its immortal,not casual to unwind who's correct/ just a deadly ,abhorrent subject to debate/
  • @IamLegendTV22 it's impossible to rap your freestyle to the beat. try!

  • @Theberunit u gots to have the right timing :)

  • @IamLegendTV22 I know, that's why u should record it first then write lyrics otherwise it sucks cheese out of George Bush's asshole :)

  • @IamLegendTV22 shits MAD weak kid. idk how people thought this was a "thumbs up" rap. shits garbage.

  • @IamLegendTV22 yeah, that's wack :p

  • @SlaveToFate23 lmao, i can do way better

  • @IamLegendTV22 you probably could lol... the verse isn't all that bad... but there's something about it that screams "just stop" lmao

  • @SlaveToFate23

    fuckin wrist ware, signalise the status of ma deity

    and i woulnd´t have the money if i wouldn´t have spontaneity

    this lyrical flowing is near to marshal mathers insanity

    i got rid of that christinaity now i increased my humanity

    i attacked the enemy, and someone say u can´t get far with brutality

    to that degree i kept my natural and mind buffin sanity

    every night i hide in my canopy, and use high micanopy

    and i got high on that weed now i´m a multiple compound eye

  • @IamLegendTV22 Haaa, 99 problems Yung Mula is one? haaa they the solution and the pollution take your ass down like a mutant, I'm not a human being do it for my team, and I do that lean make me mean and yeah I'ma mean green machine, a paper machine watch ya know about it, and the dro hit me like a low blow and you you old mold, thats nasty, my rhymes nastier like a fucking crime get ready for crime time no time to crime fight cuz i ain't got time for two faces check it

  • im born black and of asian decent.every month i pay rent.lohan on drugs that girls worth one cent..ill have your moms commin home with her back bent.. i punch your face and leave a huge dent. my rhymes break off at like speed lke im clark kent.i got a flow that is longer than fables..i have fans jumpin like power cables.i break tables. somebody sign me to a mother fuckin lable.im unstable. im crossin border lines im break spines.i got the title and you aint takin mines

  • i got 99 problems with my rap shit, they're going out wit my rapper's 'split'

  • I got 99 problems and the crap freestyles on this page are about half of them.

  • @PirateoftheTouYube dont be  a haterrr..

  • i got 99 problems add 812 more now i got 9-11/come thru your crib steal your kids you gonna call 9-11/when i spit i spit every word lyrically/so when i murder your career i have no sympathy/i takes more than windex to get rid of me/because I'm a big stain in this rap game/now competition they ran out of ammunition/every move they make there's something there so they tripping/

  • 99 seconds damn let me spit my verse,thats not a problem like a nigga gettin fuckin murk,you hear jayz,he no that i go bizzurk,addams family flow you ring turn niggas into learch,if its beef yall take fish,just eat the perch,made a topic to a profit,big money put in work,gina get mad at martin cuz he flurt with pam wen she in that skurt,no wack lines over here buddy,there 3d like devon n bubba ray duggly,been the shit thats y i walk around with a box of huggies,either u go love it or u go hug me

  • stop doing your shitty wack lines

  • yo i got 99 problems...and at this rate...i ain't gonna solve em

    broke as fuck slowly going solvent..hardship revolving...can't remember the last time had a girl in the apartment...now the landlord wants more rent...got a court appointment...watch my money more than a fucking accountant...99 bills and counting...debt like a mountain...creditors on the phone tell em i'm not in...i gots nothing aint even fronting hahaha

  • if u feelin like a pimp ma gon put cho shouldas on, im..im...just tokin the bong x2

  • light the marijuana smoke sit back and relax your senses condense in some common sense listen to what my mouth dispenses I'm out the fences beyond expenses like an extention I'll choke hold your throat into submission your only fiction in my wolrd of blissing cross dressing sociopath caught in addiction a sick condition I shouldn't have been let off conviction bound to start a collision a tradition if you branded in my edition driving an expedition A-C blasted and middle finger in air bitching

  • supersonic troopers sponserd smoking my cronic of hdroponics is the best in the tropics

  • I got 99 problems cuz I gave my bitch a gun,

    Sleep tight g'night say the same to my hun,

    Cheated on her a few weeks ago just for fun,

    Just realized how smart that was I'm so dum,

    She say thebattle not over and I haven't won,

    Say she gone shoot me so like fast I'll run,

    I made a mistake lord can I be forgiv-un,

    "Your time is up sir sorry but ur life is done",

    Oh fuck whatever "hell" I could use some sun

    Get it? Hit me!

  • @camstheman1 i got 99 problems cuz u came along

    but u ain´t the problem, its more what u are on

    so ill say stop the shit and listen me on, u gon find ur master don

    some ppl i say the harder i spit, the more ppl get kill´d just by my grips

    but i´m just at home enjoi´n ma flips, and drinkin ice tea thats the cheapest shit i can get

  • Specialty commision from the voice of the masses//Breakin intermittently we rise through the ashes//Taking what you've given me I rise so massive//Rhyming individually I spit so spastic//Flowing like a visionary raise your glasses//I've become a legend in a game so passive//Running through the lyrics like a megaphone mic//Listen to the flow as the pressure it spikes//Straight into the mouth of what was once unknown//I'll tell you what I know before I leave it alone//

  • im tired of the people tired of the bull tired of these things that these haters try to pull tired of the drugg deal tired of the gangs tired of the mors code tired of the stupid slangg im getting to old man i cant hang im tired of the baggy pants tired of burning plants im tired of smashing little ants im tired of skinny pants tired of im tired of the wack beats tired of the new meats tired see man im tired of it all tired of all the random calls tired of these people jocking me get off balls

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  • THE INBETWEENERS FTW!

  • wouuuhw woouuuhw!

  • UNDERSTAND LIFE ITSELFS IS ADRENALINE RUSH/ NIGGAS THINKING TO MUCH. BY SAYIN THEY COLDER THAN US/ KILLING RAPPERS A MUST AND IN THIS LIFE. NOT TO MANY REAL NIGGAS TO TRUST/ REAL NIGGAS WATS UP,BAD INFLUENCE HAD TO ADJUST/ NIGGAS TRYING OUT FOR THE TEAM BUT THEY HAD TO GET CUT/ FLOW HEAVY REGARDED,BEATS GETTIN SLOWLY DEPARTED/ NO SYMPATHY TOWARDS ANY ARTIST .OPEN BATTLEFIELD DAMN,EVERYBODY MY TARGET FROST GOT A ILLNESS SICKNESS SPITS WHEN HE VOMIT IM BEING HONEST.FROST
  • @frostbite790 LMAO THIS SICK

  • @frostbite790 wow! i think I hit the jackpot! I'm taking tese lyrics too. Thanks!

  • @frostbite790 you and the dude below you got a weak ass lyrical game. WEAK

  • @frostbite790 just dope

  • 99 problems, only one scenario,

    got haters From London to, Ontario,

    But I run this Game, Sumthin Like Mario (haha),

    Plus roc the Radio, illuminati shit, ah i aint no satan hoe,

    So im Teaching the best...No need to Impress..

    I stay on top of shit, call me andrex,

    Travelled the globe, like a mouthafukin text,

    Surfed the internet, but dont come out wet, My advice is... Condom before sex haha

    LP

    

  • @feuri111 SHUT DA FUCK UP GET OFF MY DICK

  • damn this music is clean except the woooo part ha.

  • WOOOOOOOOO

  • wooo! woo

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  • @deandavo lmfao the first 2 lines are hilarious..its like a cockney british guy trying to pull a scarface at a senior home