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  • Cry for Me Sky (Eulogy of the Scorned) - DevilDriver

  • dise is the lyrics

  • mythology, Einstein and astrology It all started with the big bang! It all started with the big BANG!

  • It all started with the big BANG!

    It's expanding ever outward but one day It will cause the stars to go the other way, Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

    Australopithecus would really have been sick of us Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy It all started with the big bang!

  • Since the dawn of man" is really not that long, As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the elements were made. The bipeds stood up straight, The dinosaurs all met their fate, They tried to leap but they were late And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and pangea See ya wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang!

  • Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang!

  • BAZINGA!!! xD

  • Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,

    Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...

    The Earth began to cool,

    The autotrophs began to drool,

    Neanderthals developed tools,

    We built a wall (we built the pyramids),

    Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,

    That all started with the big bang!

    SHELDON COOPER ♥

  • shit show

  • this just made me realize my FAV TV SHOW EVER will one day end. but thats a long time away from now...in a universe that i don't want 2 live in!

  • @woldpolm just shut up and listen to the song lol

  • this song will never get old. ive watched it SO many times and i still rock out to the theme song! :)

  • the main problem i have with the so called theories of 'creation' and 'big bang' is that one says there was a creator, and the other that stars made all the elements in 14 billion years, without turning all the matter into energy. second of all earth and the solar system are all too perfect. why is there no bulge why is all the planets on the same plane even of comets etc. while the galaxy is essentially 'saucer' shaped with little depth.

  • I LOVE  this song. We built the pyramids!!

  • Or maybe all of you take this too far anyways, this is a theme song, not a religion. It's a theme song for a comedy show. Shut up and enjoy the music.

  • lol at 0:36 to 0:39

  • lol at 39

  • I love The Big Bang Theory

  • 265 people are christians.

  • @WrathMuffin Bigots like you make the rest of us cry. I'm not sure if the Christians know this, but Galileo, Newton, Copernicus and Kepler were all believing theists. Leave the religous folks alone, and try not to be an ass, kay? Makes the rest of us look bad.

  • @FF7CloudStrifeAC If only you knew how often Big Bang Theory has poked fun at Christians (especially those who really didn't believe in evolution), you wouldn't take his barb so seriously.

  • @WrathMuffin more likely it was texas.

  • Did you know Laurie Metacalf, whom plays Sheldon's mom, did the voice of Andy's mom in Toy Story? She has also been in several other movies and tv shows that you have probably seen, not including over 200 episodes of Rosanne, which I assume most people watching this video have never purposely watched.

  • i think it is neanderthals developed toes not tools

  • We learned this song in chorus -:D

  • i don't wacth the show i just like the theme song

  • @jellybeany8  But you should, because it's really great...

  • @martinithalmann alrighty then i will

  • my science teacher showed me the video and I was like... WHAT A FUCK???

  • @camilastusi11 lol mine did too....im like WTF IS THIS?!?! LMAO

  • fake

  • ooooo nice showed my students got screwed for asses :D

  • i so love this!!

    

  • you just found my latest trap...bazinga

  • we all love this cos its class

  • I can't seem to stop listening to this...

    BANG! XD

  • I havnt a fucking clue what u all on about but I know that this is a theme song and now......its stuck in my head

  • like the song

  • @CrystalCastles2o11 Think much?

  • i knew it !!!...The Big Bang Theory its just a JOKE from MTV...haha...and ppl steel believe what this is true..hahaha

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  • hazah

  • bazinga

  • the earth may have be 4.6 billions years old but what about the universe?

  • @MrRoque21

    13.4 billion years old, or so?

  • @3rkid2 cool now i want a bigger bang!

  • Best song ever

  • austriliaphithacus

    

  • I memorized all the lyrics :)

  • ♥

  • bazinga :D!

  • this is catchy!

  • @moterman04 why did i mput this OHHHHHHHH SHIT MY SIStER WAS ON IT!

  • QUASAR REDSHIFTS FTW

  • @fghfghhgffghf You forgot the "Bazinga!" at the end of your comment.

  • i love this song it is my favorite rintone to

  • XD

    

  • <3333 love this

  • BAZINGA!!

  • This is a very good video, well done

  • Knock, Knock....Penny and Leonard !!!

    Knock, Knock....Penny and Leonard !!!

    Knock, Knock....Penny and Leonard !!!

    Knock, Knock....Penny and Leonard !!!

  • they froze their assess off LoL

  • "We built the Pyramids." HAHAHAHA. NO we didn't. How? Aliens did dumb fucking ignorant sheep that believe anything on the TV!

  • lol we built a wall

  • im gonna learn to sing this song, then i will join a church, then i will get a band,

    then we will play this at church,

  • If you think this song has a lot of information you should watch the History Channel's new special "History of the World (in two hours)" The first hour goes from the Big Bang to the formation of Earth to the evolution of man. Then the second hour focuses on the history of man from an anthropological point of view.

  • The song is actually wrong. The big crunch theory is almost dead. The universe will expand forevah!

  • @deimosbg thats what i was thinking

  • @deimosbg that might be true but if you were a professional i would not believe you ,you cant even spell forever

  • @deimosbg Enjoy the song you ass!

  • it's not "Math,Science,History" it's mad science history unraveling the mysterey

  • I liked the part where it goes "bang".

  • I liked the part where the dinosaurs froze their assess off:D

  • LOL 1:11 nerd solo

  • *Thinking

  • Songs like this really get you think about how far our world has come.

  • 261 people are not extremely nerdy like us

  • Did anyone else notice asses was spelled "assess"

  • it will PAUSE and start to go the other way.

  • Bazinga!

  • It's not "cause the stars to go the other way" it's "pause and start to go the other way" :) Xx

  • Epic Win :]

  • australopithecus is cool

  • gooood song!!!!!!!!!!!

  • press one for the guy saying wait then farting

    

  • Whhhheeeeeaaaattoooon

  • screw the auto tuned shit everybody listens to. THIS is real music!! :D

  • thanks.. just copied the lyrics for my homework;)

  • PennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPenny­PennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPenny­PennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPenny­PennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPenny­PennyPennyPenny

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ! ?

    I'm the Flash, I just knocked 30,00 times

  • @spacemonkey16 I'd do Penny 30,000 times

  • @spacemonkey16 or chuck norris jerkin. lol

  • @spacemonkey16 austrilapithacus SUCK MY DICK ASS HOLE!

  • bazinga..!!!!

  • Poor dino's, they froze their asses off.

  • @Shadowfang189 Its more likely that they starved, choked to death on volcanic gas and ash, were burned alive by the volcanoes, drowned in tsunamis, or were incinerated from the asteroid impact.

  • @Al3xX420 I know that >B| I was just repeating the song...

  • @Shadowfang189 That's good. You can never tell with people. There are a lot of idiots.

  • BAZINGA!!

  • @Al3xX420 nice classes to all those ignorant kids commenting on this video ;) keep it up

  • Evolution doesn't exist.

  • @0SoSweetnSexy0 That's like saying chemistry doesn't exist. A more acceptable statement would be "God doesn't exist."

  • @Al3xX420 ok is evolution does exist where is it now why r there still monkeys that aren't evolving?

  • @RockLover1203 YEs, they do. The monkeys evolved too, but in other way, fool. Every species have evolved for their own habitats.

  • @RockLover1203 All organisms are still evolving. Every time an organism dies before producing offspring that's a process of evolution. Every time an organism successfully reproduces that's a process of evolution. Your argument is the same argument creationists have been using for decades and it makes no sense. Modern monkeys didn't evolve into apes and then humans. Humans share a common ancestor with apes, and apes share a common ancestor with monkeys. We have all been evolving just as long.

  • @RockLover1203 they are... only it takes thousands years for them to change (after several generations). Other smaller animals (such as insects) can evolve faster. For example, some fleas have evolve to be inmune to the insect poisons we used to kill them.

  • @Al3xX420 Ok then answer this:

    Termites can't digest wood. There are little critters inside termites that do the job for them. Termites can't live without the critters and the critters can't live without the termites. So, what evolved first: Termites or the critters?

  • @0SoSweetnSexy0 They are not critters, they are bacteria. And what they digest is called cellulose. Cellulose is present in the cell walls of all plants. The bacteria would have had to evolved first for the ancestors of termites to incorporate them into their guts.

  • If the universe is expanding into space, then what is space in? How is it infinite? A galaxy is in a universe which is in space which is in....?

    Oh my god I hate thinking about this stuff.

    I guess we're all just a snow globe on God's desk. xD

  • @TheLetterQwerty The universe is expanding CREATING space. There is no space outside of the universe. We have no idea what is outside of our universe. Hypotheses include a multiverse and universe creating branes (as in membranes)

  • @Al3xX420 "There is no space outside of the universe. We have no idea what is outside of our universe." - You just typed that. :)

  • Nice, i like it

  • According to The Big Bang Theory, the universe is constantly, infinityly expanding. So dosen't that mean that beyond the "ends" of the universe there is still null, empty space waiting to be occupied by the "ends" of the universe? Thumbs up if u agree!

  • @TeriencioSolano2 There is no space beyond the edges of the universe. The universe is a finite space although it is expanding.

  • Great Vid dude!

  • LOL IM USINg this for SCHOOL ASSINAMENT

  • arguing with creationists who deny evolution is fun but pointless

  • Actually Homo habillis were the first to develop tools.

  • Why cant the big bang BE creation? Why cant they be one and the same?

  • *applauds*

  • Big Ban Powwwww! :p

  • Great video!

  • Knock,Knock....Penny !!

    Knock,Knock....Penny !!

    Knock Knock....Penny !!

  • @Muhammadian1 you missed a knock each time

  • @RobFireburn You Right !

  • @Muhammadian1 win. i love you

  • @Muhammadian1 Knock, Knock, knock ... Penny

    He knocked three times! big ball and then he knock 3X it's Penny and all three times

    It's Okay in your brain ?

  • @Muhammadian1 Dude, it's 3 knocks...

  • Thumps up if you own a flipchart or a whiteboard like Sheldon and if you use it for science !

  • whats the litle tune in the 1st few seconds called?

  • @ITrolledYa

    its for this song

  • loool NICE

  • This is probly the best big bang video on the you tube

  • Lol how did i know that when i scrolled down there would be an argument..where there is science there is religion and an argument not to far behind.

  • Devil was the univorse

    God killed the devil witht hat big bang and now were standing on the dick of devil

  • I love science, I love "The big bang theory" ... and this song.

    They froze their asses off ... lol. ^^

  • coolest science lesson EVER!!!!!

  • i make the big bang when i have sex with my girl, we make a few eliments and i look like a neanderthal, infact this is my life story in less then two mins.

    all of yours too

  • @453SUSHI453

    The song insists the theory, it persuades the theory, it makes people think the theory is true.

  • The Big Bang Theory doesnt even make sense and neither does the evolution of man...

  • @SuperCrackhead5 it makes more sense than most religion because there is actually proof.

  • @GROUNDON150 Actually there is little to no proof.

  • @SuperCrackhead5 Maybe if you stopped smoking crack long enough to pay attention to science you would see that there is plenty of evidence to support the big bang and an overwhelming amount of evidence to support evolution. In fact, every piece of biological data ever collected supports evolution. Nothing has ever been labeled evidence against evolution.

  • @Al3xX420 Alright there are two types, microevolution and macroevolution. Microevolution is minor variations within a species and we study this all the time because it is observable and measurable. Macroevolution is the concept that small changes can gradually change one species to another. It involves minor changes and also completely new features and body types. Macroevolution is the heart of the evolutionary theory. It has never been tested therefore it is not scientific.

  • @SuperCrackhead5 Okay crackhead, maybe you should read some up to date scientific literature before you say somthing hasn't been tested. As a matter of fact changes significant enough to name a new species have been observed experimentally. In lizards, fish, and bacteria. Just to name a few examples I am familiar with.

  • @Al3xX420 If your talking about lizards, fish, and bacteria then you're thinking of microevolution. For example, bacteria becoming resistent to antibiotics, its a minor change. Also remember that no features that are not already present in a creatures DNA can ever be produced by natural selection. For example, since no known reptiles have feathers, then no amount of selection will produce a feathered reptile. Mutations in genes can only modify or eliminate structures but not create new ones.

  • @SuperCrackhead5 No I'm talking about bacteria aquiring new enzymes over thousands of generations, lizards obtaining specialized chambers in their stomach after only a few decades, and fish changing their coloration to match their environment over a period of a few years. Your right, mutations can only change features. It can change proteins in skin or scale cells to produce feather like structures. How do you think birds evolved? You don't seem to understand the processes behind evolution.

  • @Al3xX420 Wow what you just described in those examples is microevolution, otherwise known as adaption or natural selection. Like i said this occurs all the time and is observable and measurable. None of those things changed from one species to a completely different species. They simply adapted...

  • @Al3xX420 why are we even talking about evolution? I think the funniest aspect of the big bang is how one believes an organism started from nothing. yes you would need random elements working together, form a complex phospholipid bilayer, most likly photosynthesize or have another means of making energy, create a DNA structure, other various necessary organelles, and oh yeah, it needs to reproduce...before it dies...and its children need to survive...and reproduce...good luck :)

  • @gerbils4 That's not the big bang or evolution. You're talking about abiogenesis. And keep in mind that the earliest cells would have been more like prokaryotes and wouln't have organelles or a nucleus. They simply would have had a phospholipid bilayer surrounding some genetic molecule, probably RNA, and a way to provide energy. Chloroplasts evolved from photosynthetic bacteria so the earliest cells probably would have been chemosynthetic.

  • @Al3xX420 exactly, and you want to think that all that can come together and work by chance? pfft good luck, I would think it would take this long just to get to that point! and then need to reproduce? successfuly? yikes. and ik its not big bang or evolution, but why are we talking about evolution and not abiogenesis? Theres a bigger problem with that than evolution. Adaptation through gereation is undeniable, and the jump between that and long term evolution isnt far. abiogenesis is crazy...

  • @gerbils4 To fully understand abiogenesis you have to understand chemistry and cellular biology. We know that amino acids occur naturally so it would be only a matter of time before proteins and nucleic acids form.

  • @Al3xX420 yes they naturally form from other things, they dont just appear, or assemble randomly. Not saying its impossible, but the time it would take...yikes

  • @gerbils4 Do you understand large numbers? The Earth is 4.6 billion years old and simple life is at least 3.5 billion years old.

  • @Al3xX420 Do you understand probability? Your saying these complex chemical compounds can assimilate randomly in a billion years? do you know anything of organic chemistry? its probably more likely to throw a rock of a ledge and when it lands break apart to look like abe lincoln lol

  • @gerbils4 Yes I understand organic chemistry. I'm not the one underestimating the versatility of carbon atoms. Did you know they have found amino acids in asteroids? If you already have amino acids it would only be a matter of time before complex polypeptides form on their own.

  • @gerbils4 Al3xX420 is right. What you described is abiogenesis. Evolution doesn't care how life started, only how life evolved

  • @SuperCrackhead5 Theres a bunch of proof. In God there is no proof. Thats why its called religion, believe it or not, its your choice. But for the big bang theory there is a lot of proof, ask any scientist.

  • @dariokustura Ok lets ask any scientist. Charles Darwin once said "The impossibility of concieving that this grand and wondrous universe, with our conscious selves, arose through chance, seems to me the chief argument for the existence of God...I am aware that if we admit a first cause, the mind still craves to know whence it came, and how it arose." Albert Einstein, one of the greatest scientists of all time said "I want to know how God created this world."

  • @dariokustura Even Isaac Newton said "This most beautfiful system of the sun, planets, comets could only proceed from the counsel and dominion of an intelligent and powerful Being." You may find it hard to believe that God made everything out of nothing, but your only alternative is that nothing turned itself into everything. Isnt that harder to believe? Because doesnt the Law of Cause and Effect say that for every material effect, there had to be a cause? The Big Bang theory supports no cause.

  • @SuperCrackhead5 There are hundreds of other explanations. Including time traveling, and like the song says, the universe will go backwards, create an ever bigger bang, then there wont be anything for millions of years and it will start all over again. If this is true, then it probably happened and will happen billion times. If not unlimited. 

  • @SuperCrackhead5 ...the "Law of Cause and Effect"? There's no "Law of Cause and Effect", unless you're talking about Existentialism/determinism.

  • @CJTHeroofTime There is something in science called the Law of Cause and Effect. It's an indisputable, universal law that says that for every material effect, there had to be a cause. There is nothing in the universe that doesn't have a cause behind its existence. If you keep going further back, there will not be an infinite regression because you will eventually reach a first cause which created that first effect. So basically there had to be a casual agent that set our universe in motion.

  • @SuperCrackhead5 So why can't the first cause be the start of the universe itself? Think of it like this: The universe exists in a dimension we cannot percieve. It exists on a simple "plane of existence" which we know nothing about except the energy of the universe sprang forth from it. Say a portion of this plane was somehow transformed into energy/matter and simultaneously dark energy and dark matter was created in an equal amount and this energy and dark energy condensed into the singularity.

  • @Al3xX420 The universe IS an effect. It cannot simply bring itself into being. Lets look at the evidence of design in our universe. Blind, random chance does not give rise to design. If you put all the pieces of a watch into a shoebox and shook it for 5 billion years, would you shake it into a functioning watch? There is no way for that to happen. If it cant happen by chance to something as simple as a watch then it cant happen with something as magnificently complex as our universe.

  • @SuperCrackhead5 You are assuming that all the pieces of a watch would already exist and would not have to evolve. Like life, the universe has evolved. Its no coincidence that we see stars when we look into the sky. All the atoms in your body were once within the mother of our sun. The watch analogy has been used by people supporting intelligent design nearly as long as intelligent design has been an idea. And it has never worked. You obviously have never seen or read "The Blind Watchmaker"

  • @SuperCrackhead5 their is no proof to for the theory of creation e

  • @GROUNDON150 Just look at the world around you. When we see a building we know it had a builder. When we see a watch we know it had a designer. When we see artwork we know an artist painted it. When we look at the universe and things not created by man what do we see? We see creation, design, art, and order. So if everyting man made has a creator, designer, artist, and orderer behind it then why would we not think there is a creator, designer, artist, and orderer behind the universe?

  • @GROUNDON150 And dont even get me started on the Law of Cause and Effect.

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