Affidavit: Mom Admitted Balloon Saga Was Hoax

[PengwonH]

Scientologist parents+ Yoko Ono+ one terrible actor of a father+ kids who swear by the age of six = balloon boy hoax

[acecabyellow7]

If i were rich i get the parents and tell them i like to have you on national TV for a game called "will you do it!" and have them both laying on the ground with blind folds on and ask them: will you do it for 80 grand!? just say yes or no!? if they said yes i would crouch on their face and just let it rip from all the Mexican food and Chinese food eaten earlier and downing a bottle of malox and Just have Diarrhea shower their faces in national TV humiliation! LoL!!!!LoL!!!LoL!!!!!LoL!!!!!

[godblessUSMC]

I believe the father

[tacomadavid68]

She no likey hoax....

[fritzvongarrett]

Both of a couple of ASSHOLES! How terrible when there is real 911 calls that need help. Man, don't get me started. Captialistic fascist pigs.

[RomZomCom]

"Captialistic fascist pigs. "

The Hell has to do with this video?

[fritzvongarrett]

Put them both in PUBLIC STOCKS right in their town, so people can go by and spit at them and piss in their faces. Yeah, and dump right in their faces also. lol

[ThirdEyeLight]

Oh how I wish that were legal. Right in old town square would be perfect.

[siegfred484]

oh ballons....

[francisk36]

leave me the fuck alone u stupid bitch ASCOTIATED PRESS

[saracross123]

Waste of tax dollars. Please charge them and throw them in jail.

[trokablanca]

i hope ballons boy father goes to prison and gets rape......

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Some loyal Japanese wife slave she turned out to be...

[opAir01]

they have admitted NOW cops should take action

- send em into the gallow ... hehehe

[ddlbugsmommy]

Of course she admitted it! That way she doesn't get charged and she can blame it all on her husband and she gets everything in the divorce, including the children!!

[EasternMerchant]

Yes, I believe deep down inside, she was searching for a way to free herself from his tyranny, this was her chance, She is a sweet woman and a good person, but I think she realized she made the wrong choice in marrying him. It's sad that such a good and supportive wife gets taken advantage of like this. She deserves a Better man.

[OfNewAstronomy]

A sweet woman? She sat there while she made her kids lie on television. She put her kids through this hoax without telling anyone. She contributed to fooling the whole world into thinking her very own child's life was in danger. Sweet? I think not. Just because she is a woman or married to him does not make her a victim of this of any sort.

[sharinganclan213]

the kids look like aliens. honestly, what ugly kids.

[pubtor]

gone...

[dpthroat69]

You have a narcissistic father that always wanted to be famous and because he couldn't act, he failed. Then you have a subserviant housewife that does whatever her attention-grabbing husband says. We're the laughing stock of the whole world as they look at us as if we have nothing better to aim for, but fame and fortune. How sad.

[Cyanidesin]

"He's waiting to see the evidence in the case" ? That means, it was a hoax but he doesn't want to admit to it until all possibility of it being true are eliminated.

[Slacktoo]

The woman reporting's voice in this video is fucking creepy

[12GaugeLosAngeles]

and she can't pronounce the last name correctly.

[ahhyo2006]

Eye for an eye. Let this clear and when it does, have someone call them and say they want to do a TV reality show, then bam! then tell them it was a hoax.

[Cyanidesin]

No, it'll just be a new kind of show: "America's Most Pathetic Whores (for attention)."

[billygutter01]

I like that idea! Get them to sell their house and move to California.

Give them the address to a vacant lot and see how they react when they pull in with their U-Haul.

[matelotgeek]

> Get them to sell their house

that house is a rental

[moviedude22]

Ooh she's gettin' such a BEATIN' tonight! lol

[Pvtjamesryan2]

These children need to be given to a foster home that can care for them and attend to their needs.

This is disgusting. The people make America look sick.

[ddlbugsmommy]

I agree!!!

[spotandedgar]

mmm....cookies

[pboisei]

I feel bad for the kids.

[everythingeco]

Unfortunate

[BertGriffin88]

Heenes,

You can't yell fire in a crowded space and you can't crank call 911 saying save my baloon soaring boy. If the baloon had gotten away and you had just pursued that, probably not as interesting. Had Falcon been in it, now there's a story. Had Falcon fallen out, now there's a story. Unfortunately, it's a hoax, and you and your wife go to jail and your boys go to foster homes. The sad ending to this sad story won't land gently like the baloon did. You got your fame, but it wasn't worth it?

[hereandnow6002]

STUPID JAP

[MisterZellers]

stupid fucking racist Nazi piece of human shit...

yawn

[hereandnow6002]

how does hating japs make me a nazi? o_0

stupid ignorant fuck

[TheQB4N]

u nazi bitch

[loveandanarchy1111]

what jerks

[mockingarab]

Richard Heene the coke/meth head needs to go to jail.

[arvydas0069]

damn liberals

[RedPhroggz]

and their liberalities.

[eyehear10]

Kung pow chicken.

[hockeystickbd]

I think the wife and the kids should leave the situation, and get some counseling. Find a normal man with less fits. I am sure he is the master behind all of this. She just seems to do whatever he wants, or he probably hits her, she is a doormat.

[mdryden02]

Excellent recommendation.

[mdryden02]

I will look for the divorce announcement. I have seen it coming, but not down the street she is on now.

[coopman168]

i knew it

[willie17mac]

if a divorce is coming between those two will the japanese lady take her kids and move back to japan that would be funny.

[TiramisuHappy]

Being the attention whore that she is, I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up in a crazy Japanese game show together with the kids!!

[insanityoverbacon]

she is a good person, watch her wife swap episodes

[b0rk3d]

She's not japanese, she's red indian and mexico i think. Just listen to her struggle to speak English.

[undocumentedspot]

she is Japanese according to many internet "investigators", I also googled a lot , and they said she is Japanese from Gifu prefecture, and they claimed the heenes live on money sent from her parents. Some Japanese forums also jumped on the news. they even found out her maiden name.

however, since this is all done by interneters and maybe paparazzo , it is difficult to know how correct all those information. but I assume a lot of it correct..

[john123wayne]

as that lady on tv said, (nancy ? somebody)...

"how many people called 911 and didn't get a fast response....because all the resources were out trying to catch this kid?

these parents should be hung by their toes in the public square.

[john123wayne]

this is wicked (bad).

both parents should be in jail WITHOUT bail

and the kids should be in child protective services.

this whole thing was a hoax? think about that.

they should be in jail without bail. wtf.

[trojanspaghetti]

the sheriff is a hoax

she never admitted anything- the sheriff just wants his own reality show

[beattles93]

i dont think a ballon wil hold a 70-lbs child. but who knows how strong it was?

[l0gically]

I think it's fairly safe to say that there's no way a balloon of that size could lift, much less carry a 5- to 6-year-old child.

[lpunderg]

so sad, specially because they might get their kids taken.

[arequipa1]

good lord what a bunch of clowns!!!!

they will probably still get their crappy reality show!

[l0gically]

Or a book deal. lol....Which of course, will later be made into a movie.

[Shadow9392]

The MOO-ther of Falcon Heene? Who do they get to do this crap?

[Guapwong]

Finally.