Worst Metal Band EVER!

[xaliasx115]

I SUMMON THEE!!!

[maniac1705]

im a bit confused .... to say that i like the band should i like or dislike ?!

[Blodhemn24]

WHAT A FUCK WAS THIS??? terrible & madnessssss

[BigPapaLarson]

hell yes!

[japeddie]

guys armour is amazin !



[morticiancorpse666]

this guy looks like bad version of lich king

[Atamv]

With that outfit the fag guy must get bitches erry' day.

[musicman972]

The death of live action role playing.

[musicman972]

Hey I thoght that Friar Tuck was with Robin Hood, not some novelty band. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bllackguard666]

Hva faen??

[EPanther22]

1:54 too fat to headbang..... then at 3:05 did anyone else think she was gonna get Gaddafi-ed...

[th1nkman]

TRV KVLT OCH FROST BITTEN TO THE SOUL \m/

[lordnarbas]

This has to be parody, because the music it self is not that bad played...



[VodooKingMafiaW]

Seriously.... what the fuck

[MickeyLS]

@VodooKingMafiaW well said!!!

[SlaughterTheFrail]

2:45

BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE

[Snake0682]

man the song is great! i would get another singer, and obviously the video is a parody but the song is great

[theextremedream]

Well.... at least we know what should be christmas number one this year.....

[sMcstan]

i love the fat guy haha..

and why the heck is the monitor playing drums? -__-"

[DeadBabiesRpro]

@sMcstan An implication that they don't have a real drummer so they used a drum program?

[SPSguy836]

what band?

[Nihilisticmisanthrop]

That voice sounds like he needs TP for his Bunghole

[ASSAIBI]

FATTY PATTY

[ASSAIBI]

WHY DONT YOU GUYS GET A REAL BAND!!!!!!!!

[ASSAIBI]

OH! LOOK YODA TURNED BLACK METAL!!!!!

[ASSAIBI]

AT LEAST HE CAN PLAY GUITAR, BUT THE VOCALS, THATS ANOTHER STORY, GET A LIFE.

[22Blackadder]

this is not so bad....without voice

[rockybobby]

This is fucking great !!!

[detsorgsekalf]

@mw3hardcoreSandDnerd

We are called Detsorgsekalf

[bleachershane]

@detsorgsekalf Thank you for making one of the most funny videos I have ever seen. Seriously, it's brilliant!

[detsorgsekalf]

@bleachershane thanks man we get tons of love and hate around the world and its always good to hear that we are liked more then we are hated

want a good laugh check out the interview i did for CNN see how the stage wear has evolved over the years

just got to CNN's website nad look up 70 000 tons of metal

[xXMcDumbassXx]

This is America... Where're you gonna find 1000 virgins? huh?

[ruderkonge1976]

hehe 0:37 - "No apple for you, come back one year". It's from Seinfeld - the Soup Nazi episode "no soup for you...." :-)

[Salenieful]

Look it's the Insane Clown Posse! 

[detsorgsekalf]

@Salenieful

I would rather die by broken glass being pissed down my throat then to ever EVER be related to anything those fucking cunts are apart of they are one of the worst fucking things to ever happen to music

[XGraveXX]

@Salenieful And suck just as bad

[RichKilla86ers]

2:52 mmmm ill hit that ass

[guypie]

erm...

[cacaprouttralala]

Of course it's a pardody moron, and one of the best I ever seen.

[TheSonOfTheSystem]

Dont you mean BEST metal band EVER!?

[detsorgsekalf]

@TheSonOfTheSystem

Thats what Vortex from Borknagar though he got a shirt from us and he even wore it in the newest borknagar press photos its fucking awesome

[Hiphopmaniak97]

music - nice

vocal - shit

[JohnFrusciante98]

Those subtitles.... They're incorrect :P EXTREMELY incorrect.

[Fliptyfloop]

The fat one can't sing.

[BAMH7861]

Oh. Vocals were good at the start though.

[DJstoopnig]

I thought it was cool.

[BAMH7861]

Would sound better if it just didnt have that funny sounding vocals. I think there from japan

[detsorgsekalf]

@BAMH7861

We are from canada

[jaxv94]

omg O:

burnin laptop DX

[XxDarklexX]

julitoalcazar1996: Is true, without voices, this song will be good.

[maskproduced]

came for the legs stayed for the lulz

[llloydy11]

and i thought my old stoner band was bad.

[ninnin52]

c vrai que c a chier!!!

[mrchameney]

THE FAT GUY !!!!! VERY TRASHCOMIC!!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!! THANKS FOR MAKE ME LAUGH A LOT!!!!!! Regards from Monterrey N.L. Mexico

[detsorgsekalf]

@mrchameney

Your welcome sir you should check out my interview on CNN go to there website and look up 70 000 tons of metal that should give ya a good laugh

[ExellenceOfExecution]

I was expecting Emmure.

[pestenegra100]

MUAAAHHH MUAAAHHHH  JJJJJJJJJJAJAJJAJJJJA

[Lordwarship]

nice legs lol

[MrDemonseed666]

good guitars/music..but blackmetal fatass needs to like stand behind a huge tree so we cant see him shake his girth to black metal!!! hahahahahaha 

[detsorgsekalf]

@MrDemonseed666

no tree can hide my fatness i am that awesomely huge in the physical and metaphorical sense

[rovibe]

Lyrical fail: "You sould cleansed AND defiled..." What? That's like saying "Your car washed and dirtied up" all at the same time. Back to the woodshed for you kids.

[detsorgsekalf]

@rovibe that is one of the things that makes our band a joke sir

i though that would of been obvious with a song about Chevy Chase

[pronstorestiffi]

Thats not black metal, thats LARP Metal.

[drenrin2120]

2:53 random ass

[rovibe]

@drenrin2120 That's the best groupie they could snag for now. Shitty band, shitty groupies. They get better looking as the band gets bigger.

[HamadaTenchu]

The riff itself isn't that bad

[entamalomk]

Dafuq i just seen ?!

[detsorgsekalf]

@entamalomk

Dafuq you just seen was In the blood of 1000 virgins rises Chevy Chase

[detsorgsekalf]

@detsorgsekalf

Also its by my band Detsorgsekalf

[julitoalcazar1996]

They recorded the Cartman's voice with a mobile, so, without voice, this song is not bad.

[Mariomuushroom]

ehm the norwegian translation was wrong as fuck!

[WhiteNordic]

Nigger in black metal band HAHAHAHAHA !!!

[9thRodent]

idk there not that bad. just the singer sounds like hes on meth

[detsorgsekalf]

@9thRodent

One of the most interesting comments ive heard about my voice but hey thanks

[megadv8r]

sacrificed chick is not bad :)

[0reamwallker]

:-D Thats so goooood. Thats SO FUCKING METAL!!!! :-D

[shergioman]

losers, losers losers!!!

[Visnu2007]

The fact that they got LARP stuff makes them nerdy enough to imagine that this could be no joke :D The idea with the drum computer is great, though!

[mbm13213]

Fucking brutal!!!!!!!!!!

[TheRobag81]

fat guy at 1.54 :))))be my friend

[detsorgsekalf]

@TheRobag81

sure buddy i like everyone your good to me im good to you thats how the world works

[TheRobag81]

@detsorgsekalf

thank you my friend...you're the best!!!!!!

[detsorgsekalf]

@TheRobag81

Any time sir i add fans of mine on facebook and all that voodoo if you want gimme an email or add me to facebook the name is Rob Cranny ill give ya an email address if you send a PM that goes for any of you who like this band

[ShikiValthex]

Honte a eux !!!

[detsorgsekalf]

for all thsoe of you who hate me and my band

i totally made it on CNN on there report on 70 000 tons of metal check it out youll hate me and my band more

[LacrimaLunaMortua]

OMG, this made me laugh so much!!!! LOL!!!

[POTATOEMPN]

These guys are still better than Cradle of Filth and Slipknot

[Bloodinheaven1]

jajajajajajaa.. nice video , so cutty!!!!

[Ayeupsiree]

Not as BAD as Chip Fat. Type in Chip Fat Derbyshire for the BADDEST metal band ever.

[battalionsucks]

How can this have this many likes?

[POTATOEMPN]

@battalionsucks Americans... They like shit like Justin Beiber... and this...

[JayMK47]

@battalionsucks because its a parody dumbass

[battalionsucks]

@JayMK47 Shit. You're right. How could I have missed that? I must be much more stupiders than you.

[JayMK47]

@battalionsucks lolwut? That didnt even make any sence... and wtf does stupiders mean... learn english and start to make sence dumbass

[DarKEnch4nteR]

WTF lol :D :D :D :D

[spiderjerusalem100]

Misleading title, this isn't Avenged Sevenfold!

[9thRodent]

@spiderjerusalem100 wtf!?! avenged sevenfold fuckin amazing. wtf r u smoking?!?

no seriously cause that seems like some pretty damn good stuff.

[Rocketov]

@spiderjerusalem100 hating on a7x very original. 

[detsorgsekalf]

@spiderjerusalem100

Where they are not a band i care for i will give credit where credit is due they are tallented minus the vocals nothing speical about them but everything else is solid

[ApocalypticCarnage13]

@spiderjerusalem100

How avenged sevenfold isn't even metal. Hair metal died and avenged sevenfold never existed no matter how much you think they did. They have been dead since they were created. but they never were created thus are nothing.

[SPSguy836]

@spiderjerusalem100 They are Rock! not metal.

[spiderjerusalem100]

@SPSguy836 Rock, metal, either way they suck ass.

[SPSguy836]

@spiderjerusalem100 Ok

[SHELLHEAD1961]

@ Stranglehold432....Will you Stop Trying To Masturbate To, EVERY VIEO !!!!

[creamcorn78niner]

Speak of virgins whats up with that fatass lead singer! Nice voice, got a sock in ur throat?

[rel1k13]

This video had the potential to be a bad pron video, of a delicious fat "goth" girl... I'd tap that... and I'd have 'Goth' Cartman film it...

[parantears]

Only I remember her beautiful Thighs... and Music? What Music?

[MrChrCra]

slayer babies

[TheFrogsmog]

Hey i like the computer Drummer ;o why you gotta hate on the computer Drummer

[theleejrabon]

that bitch rolls her ankle in those extra high shoes when the fat ass summons the people to chase that virgin. shes trying to run after the girl and almost eats shit hahahahahahaahhahahahah

[taariqtaariq]

this is a send up /parody isn't  it?The 'real thing' is hilarious anyway ....

[Misa666]

There IS NO UNCOOL BLACK METAL! it doesn't exists. You are fucking christian idiots. :}-+ we appreciate every darksoul. lol

[PRANKET]

you play with sticks? LOL

[chitanfs]

"mother of metal" (meme)

[megaphone69]

"GOD DAM MONGORIAN"

[capsuprem]

DRUGS!!!!

[DragonBrianZ]

Hahahaha, he's Dodoria!!!! xD

[a7xjuggalo4life]

there is some pretty decent riffs though xD

[chitanfs]

if that girl really plays like it sounds, i would like she teach me to play the guitar or bass.

by the way......black fat cartman sucks! damn pig!

[DKaffinated]

This is NOT the worst. I can name one better. 80's Pantera.

[DKaffinated]

Let me rephrase that... I can name one WORSE. lol

[Stranglehold432]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[schyzoprene36]

Mdr



[mooseofmibu]

The vocals sound like that guy from lord of the rings...MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[lionhead0602]

Minus the vocals this song sounds great...better than other established bands...

[STARNETCORP1]

what the fuck is that shit??? this fat guy looks like a sofa with that black shit je je I guess they should be retarded or something like that je je LOL

[mynka666]

it,s betterer than danzig.

[MrStevekehl]

Not only the worst black metal video ever, the worst parody ever.

[jackwilsontube]

NI SIKIERA A SATAN LE GUSTARIA ESTA WEA

[cyrylthewolf]

That fat-ass with the sword is TOTALLY like a black metal Cartman. LOL!

[TheNixxx66]

@cyrylthewolf Black metal cartman , thats rich! lol

[ReignOfPraine]

1. Write/record a shitty 'metal' song.

2. Upload it to youtube.

3. Pretend that you just discovered this and call it the "worst metal band ever".

4. ???

5. Profit!

[HadrianBlindEye]

Lol, no shit it's a parody.

[19jamiest]

haha this nearly made me piss myself!!!! very funny.....

[fuanmamue]

dios mio, no se si reir o llorar o directamente volarme la tapa de los sesos!!!

[cheeseofglass]

i clicked on this title expecting man o war. i am disappointed. this band is far superior

[Margeraxxx]

haha the drums are from rythm rascal some cheap ass drumprogram

[FenrirdaFierce]

I like the girl who dies; she's got some thickness to her. Tell her I said what's up

[MyChemicalRomanceXPX]

What's with fat fuck sitting down all the time

[Ech4kz]

the only thing i love is her ass.., xD

[TheDonwea1]

2:53 fuckable

[DiarreaNasalOficial]

fuck the gay in the title, the lyrics may be stupid like in this band's channel but, the music is fucking amazing

[metalheadgod73]

you don't deserve that Jackson guitar you jerk shit

[devilmaycry1112]

Mom! put your tights on and wear all black while I film you! then make the fat guy a sammich!

[xMusicIsMyGasolinex]

THUMBS UP FOR THE FAT GUY ON A LOG! \m/\m/

[quepaxa]

Fucking retards

[trenchcoatmafioso]

I saw them live a few years ago. They're called Detsorgsekalf.

[hidan786]

LOOOOOOOOOL ah...no. lololol XD

[MetalPumpkin666]

1:54 xDDD haha lol^^

[switzerlicious]

Seems legit.

[infektidlogik]

lol@ that fat guy holding the sword

[boskolazarevic93]

:DDDDD cool xD

[cycopl]

It's obviously a joke you retards. They're singing about Chevy Chase and Caddyshack. Their drummer is a computer with arms. If you can't tell this is a joke, you should just fucking kill yourself right now.

[urnewpotus]

@cycopl its still awful.

[theanticholo]

@cycopl and what makes you the expert of what their intentions were when making this video? they look pretty fucking serious to me. Maybe you helped film this awful video And that's how you know. The computer with arms is obviously someones stupid idea. but that doesn't mean they didn't want to be taken seriously. So just shut the fuck up and stop trying to be smart. 

[cycopl]

@theanticholo lol, it's called SATIRE, you fucking rube. Look it up. My condolences on the double-digit IQ.

[NoCutCard612]

@theanticholo

This video is an obvious parody. It's obvious to anyone familiar with black metal (which was the target audience of this video).

[FIRETRAINER66]

@cycopl that one chick has a slammin body though I think thats all that they have going for them. Id Like it better if she jumped on it.

[frankster666metal]

They are just children.

[Lizard90King90]

From the caddyshack? So that's where Satan has been

[inamoratasamazing]

Anybody else notice the Shitty Wok guy at the end?

[pinkiwi985]

2:25 YOUR BOOBIES WILL RAIN FOREVER!

[ElledanElanesse]

Ahaha, i think they did this just for fun (=

[MultiYou2ube]

Sounds like Frieza trying to scream=/

[Naxswuh]

@MultiYou2ube Sounds like Frieza. Looks like Dodoria.

[guitarlvrify]

WTF????????

[Gothstafr]

When emo nerds attack!