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  • Stupide. Et si la tendence se maintient... Patrick ne se reproduira pas, comme la majorité des Québécois et il n'y aura plus personne pour regarder tes video. Non ne vous protégez pas d'avoir des enfants. JP2 est un saint et toi tu seras oublié.

  • genius!!

  • I am an atheist. Marriage doesn't mean shit unless u love them. Fucking after marriage? Im not taking either side there. Condoms and protection is good though. Why do u think they teach classes called "safe sex" and shit like that? Watch this comment get dislikes just because I'm not Christian.

  • @SparkWolfy judge not lest ye be judged.

  • I need the name of the song!

  • anti marriage groups are always wishing jesus was on there side.........keep trying hedrophobes

  • I am jesus and I approve this message

  • mit diesem video werden sämtliche christen beleidigt

    

  • jelek abis... ngehina yesus tuhn kita...... gua gak terima

  • @laelneisha wkwkw sensitif amat neng haha, menghinanya di part mana ya?? :P

  • Jesus won !!!!

    

  • is it me or did that look like a very small size

  • That's how cool Jesus is he doesn't want us to sin but we do give in at times and he still loves us so he would want us to atleast protect ourselves in it :)

  • go jesus

  • all you need is love

    - Jesus

  • Jesus is better than Chuck Norris

  • Jesus got the moves!

  • remeber kids , condoms are bad

  • Jesus is not pro-condoms, he is against sex without marriage, that is why God invented marriage to avoid all kinds of sicknesses, emotional problems and suffering.

  • @TorrentesDeFe Did you just say getting married keeps you safe from all sickness?

  • @TorrentesDeFe

    What if you use it after marriage?

  • @TorrentesDeFe thnx bro....i appreciate that:)

  • @TorrentesDeFe dude, marriage is a piece of fucking paper. it doesn't matter as long as you love them. marriage isn't fucking holy anymore. you know what the divorce rate is? marriage is not some invisible force shield around my dick to prevent pregnancy and std's either. the only way MARRIAGE could prevent pregnancy or std's is if i wrapped it around my dick and taped it at the base. sorry, i'd rather rely on a highly successful proven method of prevention for 20¢ to $2.50 per fuck. ;)

  • @TorrentesDeFe i agree, but it seems everywhere you go there always has to be that group of people who make fun of Christianity and enjoy spreading their hate, but i truly feel bad for them because they are mislead

  • Well... the best protection is don't do it.... until marriage.....

  • thats strange....i don't recall jesus approving condom....

  • @jovilim89 Thats funny... I dont recall anyone killing or invading other countries over a condom.

  • I just pull out

  • 863 people have caught chlamydia :)

  • whatever. I say we let all the sluts die of stds.

  • Mexican with a condom in his hand! That is exactly what we need!

  • @zsupersaiyan :

    You with a chainsaw through your head!That is exactly what we need!

  • They snap 99% of the time

  • In my personal opinion however if you don't know you or your partner is clean or not you shouldn't be having sex period with or without condoms. Not to sound like an ass both people would feel like asses if one gave the other an STD. It'd be best if people knew what they were getting into which is why it's illegal in certain places to hide the fact you have STDs if you've been legally checked out. If you've been checked out and came back negative and still use condoms that's your choice.

  • @thegrayangel95 im gonna try to summarize wat u just said, CONDOMS ARE BAD AND GIVE U STD's!!! If so, BUT IF NOT DONT READ AHEAD! you dont know how wrong you are, there have been severall studies on the use and effectiveness of condoms, they're more safe then unprotected sex, like i said, if im rong i apologize

  • @MrMinecraftXTREME Horrible summarization overall. I'm just saying you'll feel like ass if one of you get an STD even with condoms. And it doesn't matter if it's "MORE SAFE" to use condoms, disease as well as sperm can still get through due to a bad condom or misuse of the condom.

    Here's a WAY BETTER summarization

    If you're unsure if you and/or your partner is unclean, you probably shouldn't fuck at all with or without that rubber.

    I'd use more detail but only 500 characters.

  • lmao

  • I like Jesus not the pope

  • stupid vid

  • I find this kinda wierd having Jesus involved in something like this dont get me wrong im not particularly religious but doesn't it say in the bible that we are on this earth to multiply so why would Jesus say that condoms are good aha makes no sence if u ask me but hey its still funny i guess in a retarded kinda way

  • The Bible actually promotes abstinence until marriage. If we want to completely eliminate unwanted pregnancy, unwanted STDS, abortion, and grief, then abstinence is 100% effective. There is a biblical reason for abstinence, as well as the commandments as Honor your Father and Mother, do not steal,etc.

  • jesus pwn3d you!

  • @lulitsnick shut up barat

  • GO!!! Jesus

  • Brilliant! Very nice way of spreading a good message too! :)

  • 454 people didnt listen to jesus last night... :p

  • 454 pastors don't like it^^

  • the FUCK ?!! LOL

  • yeah bovin save the human race with this short clip!! bravo big up :D

  • where did you get that

  • Ok not more drugs (ಠ_ಠ)

  • C'mon, those are the top comments?

    weak.

  • Oh yeah! Jesus in Chuck Norris style. xD

  • seu doente mental.

  • :D::::DDDDDDD fuck you

  • I only just noticed the condom ring looked like a halo when he lifted it over his head..

  • Lol, this gets me laughing every time i watch this! :D

  • Noe, Chuck Testa.

  • maby i should start going to church

  • a condom droped out sum1's pocket in the lil year seven croud the other day

  • why its condom that big???

  • so this is what Robot Chicken does in its spare time

  • brilliant!

  • hahahahaha

  • WHAT SONG BY DJ4JOY IS THIS ??? I NEEED TO KNOW !!!!

  • i tink dis was ment foe teens especialy now a dayz

  • its his halo 0:26

  • thumbs up if you got here by typing in "condoms" or "condom"

  • LMAO

  • jesus love evrything

  • les capote c'est nos pote le sida on laba mdrrr

  • funny if this video was attacking islam or judaism everyone would be up in arms against it

  • looooooooooooooooool

  • wow I am always amazed at the maturity in these comments. only a catholic would go off on a tangent about how sinful one thing is while cussing like a sailor and passing judgemnet and instructing others to commit sin in other ways. LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • Guys this video has no 480p but does have a 720p.

  • jesus hates christs! i too!

  • That's the best of your capacity?

    Não será possivel fazer um anuncio sem ridicularizar a imagem de outrem?

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  • @ The 2 fags who are arguing: SHUT UP AND ENJOY JESUS FIGHTING THE POPE!

  • Pope: Condoms are bad.

    Me: Why.

    Pope: They cause aids.

    Me: Wait what? You do notice that condoms are scientificly proven to be the number one prevention of aids righ.....

    Pope: I HAVE SPOKEN!

  • @Mooninite969 the HIV virus is small enough to go through holes of the condom. Only cells cannot go through

  • @NeedToServeJesus Actually if you have ever used the thinnest condom like one that is extra thin you will notice that it is actually thickened. Yes viruses can go through rubber unless it is lubricated which is actually able to seal holes at the thinnest length, even non lubricated condoms are made extra thick. Especially at large sizes. There I dumbed it down for you.

  • @NeedToServeJesus Sorry alote of errors but, what I'm trying to say is that extra thin condoms are lubricated so viruses cannot get through. And even non lubricated condoms are made alote thicker so viruses cannot get through anyways. And rubber is sealed anyways as long as it can stay to .10 millimeters. Besides all of the abstinence protests are against it because, of pregnancy. Abstinence started way before aids was even discovered. Well but, there are others that werent as feared or known.

  • @Mooninite969 do they rlly casue aids ?? 

  • @candykristinaful No they don't cause fuckin aids.

  • @Mooninite969 You sure ?

  • @fuckingtrollguy123 The only way you can get aids even if you use a condom is if it is expired or already used which is gross as fuck but, people do it.

  • more Jesus fight pleaseeeeee

  • 1.Condoms are products which shouldn't EVER need to be used. you shouldn't have sex with someone that you don't know is clean.

    2:The use of a condom/pulling out is a sin due to the fact that you deny something, that could have been someone, life assholes

    3:The use of the pill is for whores, if you don't want a baby then get a dildo! Don't waste our sperm and your eggs bitches >.>

    4: Using contrainception means you just fuck for pleasure, if you fuck for pure pleasure you're a whore YAY :)

  • @thegrayangel95 *sigh* theres always one...

  • @Lolzagirl you said the line wrong >:o it's "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!"

  • @thegrayangel95 A whore requires an exchange of sex for money. I don't exchange sex for money, I have pleasurable sex with particular people based on mutual interest. It makes me happy, just like eating food and convincing people of rational arguments. Think of all the things you do for pleasure, I think you even derive pleasure from your relationship with God, I hope you do at least, otherwise I see it as a flawed choice. Not that the goal should be pleasure, but atleast a byproduct.

  • @thegrayangel95 They're wasting eggs anyways it's something called periods. Also how are we wasting sperm when we create millions of sperm everyday its not like we'll run out.

  • @Yukeras24 By that logic if you walk up to a human being and blow his head off it won't be a waste since thousands of people are born everyday?

    It's a waste of a life in general since just ONE of the sperm you wasted could have been another human being and not using ANY of it is a real waste. >.> Also contrary to popular belief sperm ARE living creatures, they move mainly to serve a biological purpose just like any other living cell in your body.

  • @Yukeras24 Also continuing where i left off. women don't intentionally go on their periods so i fail to see your point on that. There's a point between WILLINGLY wasting something during sex and what happens on a females menstrual cycle.

  • @thegrayangel95 you obviously dont get pussy bro

  • @willtheweary By that logic you obviously.

    Will never get your dick wet, just get rubber wet.

    Will never give a woman pleasure, outside of your family.

    Have no life and have nothing better to do than troll while you masterbate to Jesus and condom commercials.

    I'd love to stay and talk more with you my son, but your mom needs my dick. I'll be back soon to chat ;)

  • @thegrayangel95 Slut, actually. Sluts are people who enjoy sex and don't steal people and have sex with them simply because they want to have sex with a certain person. Sin? Ah, so you're a Christian. I bet you only clicked on this video to insult things you don't understand. And I don't think you understand the word "Whore" either.

  • @Happix100 i understand ignorance and immorality just fine bud. BTWgood for you, you understand the diff between slut/whore. Repeated personal experiences "I bet." FYI I just clicked on the video expecting something intelligent, not some dude playing with toys and condoms. I hate how people like you try to troll, make wrong assumptions, and show how ignorant you people are. I mean hell I made willtheweary and yukeras24 shut up. So we can keep talking or you can just stfu you cocky lil smartass

  • @thegrayangel95 It's funny that you call me a troll... Ah well, I'll shut up considering you asked not so very nicely.

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  • For more pleasure do not use condoms xD

  • Does anybody know the name of this song, please? I can't find it.

  • Jesus Approved!

  • yea ppl dnt b stupid .....use condoms....protect yourself

  • jesus is hardcore porn fucker !!

  • where can i get the music from

  • Hahah cool:D

    

  • just like in south park

    pope versus jesus

    JESUS WINS!!!!

  • No duh, Condoms are smart, do you want aids or HIV? I sure don't

  • jesus invented the condom,he was the biggest sex symbol of his time,he had to invent it

    "please god,give me a light...or else that da vinci code shit will be so fucking true!"

  • "As Seen On NarutoBase Forums"

    ಠ_ಠ

  • COOL

  • I swear I've heard those light sound effects in Maplestory...

    

  • You have no an idea....... Condom is not for the religion.... nonsense. Madness you bastard...

  • pure awsome!

  • jesus lee

  • jesus likes condoms too

  • POPE....slap in yo face

  • Sir.....you are not goin to heaven

  • @hoverup3 Good. He'll go with the rest of us to hell where we can watch the rest of his work.

  • i knew it; Jesus hates kids.

  • @Desh681 LOL it states "protect yourself" so if you want children then don't use it, its an option bruh...

  • @Desh681 Maybe it's because you can get diseases from unsafe sex. Diseases that can kill you. This is not just so girls won't get pregnant, it's also to protect you against AIDS or things like that. I think that this commercial wants to make that clear. And I think Jesus just wants people to be safe right? That's what this commercial is about.

  • @DeadLikeMe1234 How about we kill all sluts

  • @DeadLikeMe1234 lol u just said its cause u can get diseases and aids? whats aids?

  • @Landistus B(  Srsly?

  • @DeadLikeMe1234 Maybe you guys are stupid for taking his comment serious. And well, just don't have sex with niggers or crack whores to prevent getting any STD's... works perfectly fine for me!

  • @DeadLikeMe1234 Maybe if people didn't sleep around, they wouldn't have to get diseases... hahahaha...

  • @DeadLikeMe1234 Jesus was not real.. if he was real, he probably was some crazy man.

  • @jellydee123 i know what you mean 2000 years from now theyll probli believe harry potter was real and flew around on a broom with his deciples ron and hermione

  • @shakeyjake1990 haha

  • i dont know about your god but i know that my god is good

  • HOLY CONDOM !!!!

  • this video sucks..don't use God's or Jesus' name in things like this..

  • @kelmizt Jesus approves condoms. 

  • @kelmizt just stfu

  • that's the biggest condom.

  • That was comic genius! lmfao!

  • i think there are 416 Christian virgins that never use condoms or even get pussy to get there dick inside of something lol or 416 guys that can never buy a condom or 416 guys that could never watch this before they had sex and are now fucked because they have a baby on the way that fucked there life dreams :/ any ways you all a bunch of sad haters xD

  • Use condoms to stop God from making life, I can totally see Jesus supporting this...

  • @esterenigma

    what? i tot its all in Gods plan, he gave us free will

  • Tekken 8.

  • great video!!!!!!!!

  • yeah dont be stupid as PAPST

  • why dont he work for robot chicken lol

  • The condoms are the blessing of heaven... Jesus approves...

  • Pope SUCKS!

  • wow have a good camera

  • 407 people are from the Westboro Baptist Church

  • its a halo!!,..ahaha,LOLZ

  • of they used condoms jesus wouldn't have been born D: think about that....

  • @astosky *if

  • @astosky Not that I am for condom use, but Jesus wasn't the result of sex... And Mary stayed a virgin for her entire life... It was an immaculate conception.

  • @DVSDudeMedia at some point sperm got somewhere.

  • @DVSDudeMedia haha cool!

  • @DVSDudeMedia  im not tryin to be offensive in any way but its IMPOSSIBLE tht MARY was a virgin, u cant become pregnant outta thin air, thts y im not so ok with the idea of being christian

  • @putaspekpek Two words for you: Artificial Insemination.

    Impossible to become pregnant without having penetrative, vaginal sex?

    How about: A good percentage of girls break their hymen naturally as they grow older. Cheerleadering? Martial Arts? Gymnastics?

    So by definition of vaginal virgin, it is possible to become pregnant BEFORE you have sex.

  • @Dageki yeah so u think tht shit existed in those times? u think they have the technology to tht stuff? so can u explain "how"? how he was born? how did his mom get pregnant?

  • @putaspekpek I don't know how. Do you? Does anybody? Do you know a single person in this world who will definitively tell you that they can prove what happened?

    Well, I think historically, they didn't have cameras then, either, so no pictures or videos that come in one take, like daft hands.

    It's true we can't prove that Mary had what most God-believing people call the "Immaculate Conception."

    But it's equally true we can't prove she didn't have the "Immaculate Conception."

  • @putaspekpek All of our existing knowledge, science, technology, might operate on laws we haven't even begun to comprehend. Our physics textbooks, quantam mechanics theorems, and understanding of space, might be completely undone by some brilliant genius.

    Like Galileo, who decided the world was not flat, or that the world was the center of the universe, contrary to everyone else believing otherwise.

    Even Einstein's ideas were radical in his time. But he's not the only genius.

  • @Dageki dude, i barely understood a single thing u just said, so, how was christ born?

    PS: this is a funny condom commercial, y r we arguing about this stuff hahaw

  • @DVSDudeMedia For her entire life...? Mary was married, man. She was married. You trying to tell me that a husband and wife aren't supposed to partake of the gift of sex, which God gave us? Maybe she was a virgin when she conceived, but who are you to say that she didn't have sex afterwards?

    She was MARRIED. In an age where women had low social standing, and there was no such thing as divorce, and the value of a wife was often measured in the number of children she successfully birthed.

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • im having fun seeing the butthurts..

  • 404 people got pregnant before watching this.

  • They are bad if you want to live with terrible pain and suffering the rest of your MISERABLE LIFE!

  • Kung Fu Jesus ?

  • LOL! This is friggin hilarious and really, really very creative.

    Love your work, man!

  • More natural movements then robot chicken lol

  • I'm an atheist but if a religious person is being a bigot and/or hypocrite then the best thing to do is just ignore them. When you stoop down to their level then that makes you look like just as much of a bigot as they do.