Seth MacFarlane on Crank Yankers

[SiouxBwoi]

I don't like the cut of your jib, fella.

[hperez19]

Great 1940s voice, they should've used Seth for LA Noire.

[lyricalapocalypse89]

@hperez19 yeah that would of been cool him as your partner

[ceotupper]

"I haven't had this feeling since summer camp" hilarious.....MacFarlene is a genius!

[Cheezdeez]

all I can picture in my head is some pedestrian off family guy. xD haha

[leerey14]

anyone know where i can watch crank yankers online for free?

[FrettingCajarot]

I'm gonna pause this video a few seconds in. I'm not a big fan of Family Guy or other of Seth's works. But I saw him on the Charlie Sheen roast, and he was amazing there, and I've realized Seth is one smart, funny motherfucker, no doubt.

[Iofdbest]

"Oh look! My maltese falcon is doing a military salute."....lololol

Dmn! I wish it wsn't short. Fkn Awesome...gr8 job Seth, keep up d good wrk

:)

[Vetsophrenic]

How fucked up. That is all.

[fonzieloco9035]

'I need women like I need booze.....' -Dick Rogers

[Acebauer2]

Seth Macfarlane, Rules, one of the funniest calls ever !

[MrBraaddd]

Seth Macfarlane is a Genius!

[GSPblue]

wanker, wanker, wanker, wankeeeeeer

[Foxboy106]

lol

[KarateKidX]

Almost forget who's the prank caller on this one

[lxFeLoNxl]

never before has the sentence "ill be the straightest guy youve ever fucked, ed" been uttered.

[darrenholcomb42]

"What in gods name is happening with my body"

[SushiSlasher]

Where's all the skirts and dames!?

[00fury00]

lmfao.

[00fury00]

lmfaoo

[lilylou03]

i love seth xxx

[Nervousification]

But I could fuck my way out of a cardboard box!

[seans63lemansSD]

"I don't like the cut of your jib, fella!"

[seans63lemansSD]

HAHAHA its like its the 1930s lol!!!

[OnePieceLover1175]

Seth McFarlane is a freaking genius. "You probably wouldn't be able to fuck your way out of a paper bag." "I can fuck my way out of a cardboard box"

[1galactus1]

LOL!!

[kalimaganeshshivan]

I wonder if Seth really did go down there? I'll bet he developed Stewie's voice after that experience! LOL

[shockraid1]

Man, Brian is pissed.

[FDAPO]

man that's one of the best prank calls i ever heard. Seth Macfarline lmao

[tarametalbabe]

Seth MacFarland is crazy as hell. I love his comedy. If you don't have a sense of humor, Seth MacFarland's genius is not for the close minded.

[flipinsweet]

i seriously laughed and choked aftaer 1:08

[ronoc9]

...............what just happened

[LookinGoodJim]

Ill be the straightest guy you ever fucked ed... hilarious!

[MrGWAR2112]

im slightly intrigued but that dont mean nothing.. you understand

[AimeeBlamey]

L♥L

[1985janelle]

"This is crazy Dick...you like dames...you like dames." "It's okay to like guys too." Lmfao!

[TheMyLiFeYoUrLoVe]

Gay

[SomeTrespassing]

Who censored this? O_O

[AssassinTheHasson]

@SomeTrespassing Comedy Central. It airs on public television.

[jschwind435]

Fast talking high trousers.

[vanceification]

"oh look my maltese falcon is doing a military salute"

[Drumyx]

thumbs up fork WANK

[NolaChick82]

"Why I oughta..."

[ebag10]

The guy on the phone sounds like Chris :P

[ryan20111000]

LOL!

[darrenholcomb42]

'What in gods name is happening with my body'"

[TheSyrupMan]

brian

[txavier83]

"Im gonna down there and make out with you, but i what you to keep those gay guys away from me"

[austinha11]

@txavier83 Yes, We saw. Why do people quote the video. Do you think we're on the page but not watching the video?

[Ironman374]

"I'll be the straightest guy you ever fucked in the ass, Ed"

:P

[KaliumMusic]

....does anybody know if McFarlane actually went down to the gay bar afterwards? xD

[KumaPwn]

@KaliumMusic niggah you gay

[AgentOrange502]

@KumaPwn you're uneducated.

[cableaccesslover]

@KaliumMusic Possibly. He has said in interviews he finds women/men/trans attractive.

[SomeTrespassing]

@cableaccesslover which interview?

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@cableaccesslover what does trans have to do with it?

[ednure]

I'm slightly intrigued, but that don't mean nothing you understand." ROTFL

[angelfuturejob]

Lmfao

[mhz23]

"You're felchin' up the wrong leg!" Freakin' hilarious!

[ExplorerDS6789]

Yeah, Seth MacFarlane does have talent, I just don't know why he wastes it on Family Guy and all those tired, rehashed, tasteless interchangeable jokes

[jukka4president]

this was actually pretty funny except for the fact that there's like fucking people talking in the background. could have done without that

[mischaturner]

We love ya baby! <3 u Seth

[Dabzy0086]

He is officially my hero!!!

[kansaskid91]

OMG this is so fucking funny!!!!

[JackBuck44]

I could fuck my way out of a cardboard box !

[Gannondalf]

LOVED this

[nowwhat87]

This man is my hero.

[frizbaloid]

"I don't like the cut of your jib."

[MW2sPolice]

wanker....



[threadysparrow]

what gives i tell ya what gives? LMAO perfect acting

[666HIMrule]

WANKER!

[elcheffe86]

"My name is Ed" xD

[xxmoneymaker]

sounds lik stan smith

[ManUtd01109]

I miss this show... that was great!

[ClEaNfReAk85]

"Close your pie hole and open your ears Bub. Have I ever got a bone to pick with you." Lmfao.

[SolidSnakeRules]

Seth did another one for Crank Yankers where he played a motivational speaker that calls a fast food restaurant. I saw it on youtube before but I can't find it anywhere now.

[powerchord661]

great great call ...... i just shit my pants

[AlexanderT21]

My maltese falcon is doing a military salute!

[XxGameadickxX]

i'm not gay, but i've got to say, gay people are really nice!

[SuspectIGraff2o3]

classic..

[RebuiltSteam]

I will say what I will about Seth MacFarlane! and he's funny

[Justice1Knight3]

Seth MacFarlane does the best impersonation of a 1940's guy that I've ever heard.

[funch357]

Hope he got his shoes cleaned up! I hear that makes real good polish!

[Sarahon06]

MacFarlane is a damn genius.

[Huhuhuuu]

what gives, i tell you, what gives?

if this is a real call, then i would consider this whole thing a rare moment of perfection in this world

[kodatastical]

"Eh, you probably wouldn't be able to fuck your way out of a paper bag."

"Well, I get to fuck my way out of a CARDBOARD BOX!" LMAO.

[DClean]

I got a hunch your club's lowsy with sweet fellas if you catch my drift... LLLLOL

[ComicAction]

haha seth has to be the gayest straight guy in the world!

[RetroLuv04]

that was beautiful lol :D

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

Why do fags love muscles so much? They love them much more than women do....

[alicker18]

@thatswhatisaidyeah Is this a serious question? Because men look better with muscles, you dumb fuck! Take your flabby ass to the gym and work yourself out. Maybe then you'll understand.

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

@alicker18 You fuckin God-forsaken faggot you... Why don't you just go somewhere and die?

[Huzzawful]

@alicker18 not always, I'm a guy build like a belly dancer and it doesnt hurt, then again im not fat either

[ReSpAwNz67]

@alicker18 correct, look it up, women are attracted to men with big muscles, idk about the second thing....

[MadameDeJaVu]

@ReSpAwNz67 Not all women are attracted to so called big muscles. I think you would find gay guys are more attracted to muscular men, than women because it's like the ultimate gay fantasy.  Definitely a guy thing! haha

I myself, like guys with a defined muscle tone, they don't have to be huge. just not feminine looking. Myself and most of my friends, are not into those muscle bound freaks of nature, all pumped up and no where to go.

[ReSpAwNz67]

@MadameDeJaVu 5 month response ftw?

[SteelHammer5000]

Seth MacFarlane rulz.

[mma0tomars]

oh my god. this is fucking genius. seth is amazing but the guy getting pranked. its perfect.

[aaroncm17]

56 people dont like dames I tell ya!

[CreepyQuincy23]

Top 3 crank yank of all time

[13boodah]

im gonna come down there and make out with u ed...but keep those gay guys away from me lmao wtf

[sparrowlena]

"You can't f*ck your way out of a paper bag...."

"I can f*ck my way out of a CARDBOARD BOX!"

LMAO!

[66voldemort]

@sparrowlena That was a great comeback to that! he's on his toes! lol

[asgm7]

I just love his voice.

[OneSicMF]

"The only lady I talked to was named carl!" haha wow

[LoveHateSensation]

"Ed? Let me tell ya somethin'--I'm gonna come down there and make-out with you, but I want you to keep those gay guys away from me."

xD

[hubfred]

Waaaankerrrrrrr. So awesome.

[Fluffymonkeyem]

"look my maltese Falcon is doing a military salute!"

[fontdesigner101]

2:08 - 2:17 -- Ed's Temperament + Seth's Commitment = Comedy Gold!

[wetdream09]

LMFAO!!!!!

[DYnazty]

"i gotta hunch ya club's lousy with sweet fellas if ya catch my drift" LOL

[1MoreRoundbrother]

Ed sounds like Frank Caliendo's Paccino impression.

[KitsukamiMune]

OMG, this is awesome! xDDDD

[budzin303]

the gay guy kept his cool the whole time.

[highway2hell2]

hahaha XD

[manicania]

I love the accent

[BlooperRocs]

lmfao

"I fuck my way out of a cardboard box"!!!!

[berner]

Man I would totally faint if Seth McFarlane phoned me for any reason :)

[kingvegeta716]

funny cuz hes gay in real life

[Leahnicole418]

bahaha(: Seth is my favorite!

[warriorofwrestling]

I wish I talked like the 40's guy :(

[ABCFFITJ]

MY GOD!!! MY MALTESE FALCON IS DOING A MILITARY SALUTE! funny as fuck!!!!

[bender7774]

funny as hell

[1MoreRoundbrother]

54 people either live in Springfield or South Park..

[JoePascoe]

@1MoreRoundbrother But what about Petoria?

[ClEaNfReAk85]

"My God I haven't had this feeling since summer camp." Lmao.

[GoogleModerator]

lollll

[6angelo9]

what gives i tell ya, what gives!

[allanaruba]

Wankerrrr

[THESOULbornold]

BRILLIANT!!  XD

[PokeFan4Life22]

CLASSIC!  seths the king!

[themandude20]

so fantastic, especially the diction and delivery.

[beertron7]

@themandude20 Ed definitely enjoyed his diction hyuk hyuk

[thegov08]

what gives I tell ya what gives?

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

Seth MacFarlane is devilishly sexy ;)

[187SicknesS]

why i outta...

[uswdkb42]

"Aw you probably couldn't fuck your way out of a paper bag!"

"I could fuck my way out of a cardboard BOX!" Best comeback EVER!

[johnnycanales1]

Not quite as funny as the Miracle Ear Prank Call

[edwinm1]

my god i havent had this feeling since summer camp BWAHAHAHA

[migkillertwo]

I'll be the straightest guy you've ever fked

[TerryOShea]

"well fella, i need women like i need booze" LMAO

[gzillag]

XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA­A!!!!

[katiekawaii]

You're felching up the wrong leg?! Ahahaha! Holy crap that's brilliant.

[honarmin]

People can say what they want about Seth MacFarlane, but that was fuckin' hilarious. Pure and simple.

[ash2ashindust]

@honarmin Seth MacFarlane is BRILLIANT...Family Guy, Carnk Yankers. BRING CRANK YANKERS BACK ON TV DAMMIT!!!! C'MON SETH! WE NEED OUR DAILY DOSE OF HILARIOUS LAUGHING!!! (who could ever say something bad about Seth? I would kick their ARSE if someone said it in front of me! LOL)

[Gannondalf]

hahaha he is great at voices

[jjohnson218]

wanker! lol ed let me tell ya imma come down there and make out with u, but i want u to do something i want u to keep those gay guys away from lmao

[11MeIsRelySmart11]

this is my all time favorite show. laugh my ass off every crank call! XD

[kroqfan001]

i gotta admit that was pretty good

[DJYoshaBYD]

im slightly intrigued, but that dont mean nothin

[ch0m3c0]

¨I can fk my way out of a cardboard box¨

[suspectVandal]

@sssomedayitwillhappen........­............yes one day @SSOMEDAH IT WILLHAPPEN WILLGET HIS PRETTY ASS REAMED BY AIDS IN FECTED HOBOS, A ND HE'LL KNOW WHAT HE WAS MISSING, SHNAME COZ NHE'LL SOON DIE OF PNEUMONIA! aND THERES NO HEAVEN FOR A HAGTING TROLL LIKE HIM!

[W1kk3dMango]

54 people go to gay bars

[bobgirlxx96]

LOL!!!! :D OMG! BEST ONNNEEEE

[cutekid232]

LOL

[skrooloose121]

best shit ive ever heard on crank yankers

[TrutherD1]

SEARCH chemtrails

[MsTruthseeker2009]

this turned from a complaint, to phone sex lmfao

[Katana991]

Seth's awesome!!!

[NarutoFreak47]

That one was epic xDDD

[AtrophyyXD]

i came...

[angelacatana]

holy crap that was funny!!! 

[stackbundles4areason]

he said u couldnt fuk your way out of a paper bag. he Said i could fuk my way out of a card board box..ALL of the bars in this town and i GOTTa B iN this sissy hole LOL !

[SchaefDizzle]

"I gotta hunch your club is lousy with sweet fellas, if you catch my drift." Classic!

[hubfred]

@SchaefDizzle what does this phrase mean? To catch someone's drift I understand and I know what the words mean on their own but not in this context. 

[suspectVandal]

Seth Macfarlane is an absolute genius. Although any fan of his work will know he does have a serious obsession with gays!! I wonder if he is gay himself!!

[AsSomedayItMayHappen]

@suspectVandal He does not have an "obsession" with gays.

[suspectVandal]

@AsSomedayItMayHappen have you watched his stuff?......................Im not having a go at him, I think he must be a big supporter of gay rights

[AsSomedayItMayHappen]

@suspectVandal I watch Family Guy and American Dad all the time, and just because its the subject of his humour doesnt mean he has an obsession with gays, nor does it mean hes gay.

[suspectVandal]

@AsSomedayItMayHappen dont get your panties in a bunch!! He is actually known to be a supporter of gay rights. You seem homophobic to me! Why would it even bother you if he was gay!! Why does it bother you that he supports gay rights??

[AsSomedayItMayHappen]

@suspectVandal I honestly dont give a fuck what you think or what you presume to know, Im just bored and have nothing better to do than draw attention to the stupidity of people like you.

[suspectVandal]

@AsSomedayItMayHappen supporting gay rights is stupid is it!! heres what you should do you cuntstain go get a life and wise up you biggoted fool!!

[AsSomedayItMayHappen]

@suspectVandal You think that shit hurts me? Really? I make a living drawing attention to asshats like you, and cant be bothered to pursue this any further here. You've proven your stupidity and anyone reading these comments can come to that conclusion on their own.

[suspectVandal]

@AsSomedayItMayHappen Are you mentally ill? Theres nothing stupid about the comments Im leaving. I just said that I think its good that Seth MacFarlane supports gay rights. Do some research.its true. The sentiments I expressed havent been stupid at all. I cant be bothered to trade comments with a biggot and small minded and a malicious homophobe. You make a living being a troll. You are a wtless hateful twat. Do some research Seth Does support the gay rights movemt Its a fact. GET OVER YOURSELF

[AsSomedayItMayHappen]

@suspectVandal You're such a little weasel. Your original comment you said hes obsessed with gays and you mused that he was a homosexual himself. NOW you've turned that into "I just said that I think its good that Seth MacFarlane supports gay rights" Its disgusting, slimey little toads like you who are ruining this world, and spreading lies with your manipulative bullshit. If you think you misspoke then admit to it rather than backpedaling like the cowardly piece of shit you are.

[themasterbakerrr]

I could fuck my way out of a cardboard box!

He's so quick! Amazing!