Meat Loaf - California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl)

[DumbVidsIMadeForAlex]

i wanna smash your face lol

[alexandriamerrifield]

wow i never would have expected this from him

[blackrainuponus]

I think he needs to get bigger pants.

[CC6964]

@blackrainuponus I think he shouldnt try to wear skinny jeans...

[rnrmustang]

when did Loaf become vulgar? lol

[SnipinChurch]

@rnrmustang the day he was born !

[Cobainpunk74]

@rnrmustang It's because Justin Hawkins (the darkness) and eric Nally (Foxy Shazam) wrote this song lol

[Banminator]

@rnrmustang in the 70's with the first Bat out of Hell lol! Listen to some of those lyrics ;)

[bobdole9696]

@rnrmustang

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Meat's always been delightfully vulgar.

[cfoor4]

im sorry but i never thought i would hear meatloaf say i can barely fit my dick in my pants

[NoOneTheLongLostSon]

Six people can easily fit their dicks in their pants.

[op3nmi1k]

Eric Nally of Foxy Shazam helped on this song haha!

[meatloafbaby]

does anyone know what number it is on the album i cant find it

[meatloafbaby]

its not on mine hope he plays it at the show in pa

[75z28]

This song is good..until it goes into california isnt big enough for my dick basically........

[IcedEarthaholic]

I think I finally came up with the term to sum up this song, it is "delightfully absurd", what a charmer Meat Loaf, delightfully absurd indeed! I kid you not, I had this song stuck in my head last night while working and damn near went into conniption fits from laughing so hard while muttering the chorus line to myself. I am SO putting this song on my MP3 player sometime in the future.

[reprebecca]

wow, love this music. It's actually REAL MUSIC. unlike all this other shit that is technically made voice's. finally something REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go meatloaf :)

[IcedEarthaholic]

Hilarious song is all I got to say, Meat Loaf came out a swingin' with this one. Tempted to get the album for this song, it helps that a majority of the rest of it is hard rock too. But seriously, this song is a laugh riot. Especially near the end where he says "I can barely fit my big dog in there, Uh oh! (Uh oh)" **LOL** was splitting my sides after that. Priceless!

[boywonderecu]

Bad ass song...added bonus of Justin Hawkins(The Darkness/Hot Leg) on back up vocals

[Alhambrattp]

this sounds the same as losangaloser....it sucks just as bad..

[Rhstoned]

Go to Best Buy and buy the album there and you will have this AWESOME song.

[VAStarGazer211]

if im hereing this song ight, hes saying his pants are to small?!

[SplangeBucket]

@VAStarGazer211 No, he's saying his dick is too big.

[Beenana9]

I wish Meatloaf all the luck in the world with his new album, but.....no album of his was ever successful without the writing of Jim Steinman. And no song on this album was written by Jim Steinman. For some reason Meat is the best singing songs written by Steinman. He is a song writing genius. Meatloaf has the voice for his songs and they just click. I love Meatloaf, so don't send me hate comments. I am just disappointed that they didn't collaborate again on an album.

[phillyphan3622]

so they really have a new album out?? i heard it was rumor

[Phillipians316]

"i can barely fit my dick in my pants" - what a great line!!

[AxtendroneTV]

im listening to this because eric nally and justin hawkins wrote it

[TheRealwolfy35]

@ MrCrowman

If you purchased the album in US depending on where you got it this track may not be on it. The versions sold via QVC, WalMart and a few others had this track omitted (At request of the retailer) so they would not have an explicit lyrics label on them.

PS Meat Loaf did not write this track it was written by Justin Hawkins ( Ex Darkness ) Who also wrote Love is not real ( Next time you stab me in the back)

[JustMe2008yh]

Well, he can barley keep his dick in his pants. Nuff' sed :)

[scandall2012]

"I CAN BARELY KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS, OHOH"

[scandall2012]

@scandall2012  "fit"

[Musemin]

love it :)

[supaNinja100]

i never listen to this stuff but its good considering im into dance reims ov my own lol

[thalsem1]

Awesome song!!! This just became my theme music.

[havefuninmuletown]

You know, I didn't think that I could like Meat Loaf more than when he played Bob in Fight Club...but him working with Foxy Shazam and making this song has given me a whole new respect for him.

[kikitheowl]

Eric Nally and Justin Hawkins write the best songs hahaha

[MrCrowman13]

OK DID I MISS SOMETHING, I HAVE THIS ALBUM AND THIS SONG IS NOT ON IT. WTF

[chocotricks]

@MrCrowman13 I dont have it yet, but i know theres an Itunes exclusive and I think theres a like mater edition or something which has another cd (I think) and so this song might but one of those

[elliottalphebettown]

@MrCrowman13 You have the edited version. A friend of mine accidently bought it as well and this wasn't on it, so he went back and rebought it PA. Don't ever buy an album thats edited, I'm careful not to do that.

[betjo]

@MrCrowman13 It should be on it. You sure you checked every song?

[ebrown87]

@betjo Its only on the UK album...not the US

[werewolfnomore44]

@betjo i have the same problem, my album doesnt have it either

[Minda6283]

@betjo same problem....

[Daftpivotxxx]

@MrCrowman13 they released the album with censored songs. this one was removed entirely from the release.

[Dannz11]

@MrCrowman13

It did

[Pallindrom27]

@MrCrowman13 It's not listed on mine either. I'm listening to it now to see if it's called something else or is an unlisted bonus song or something.

[silentpinewaves]

@MrCrowman13 the US version doesnt include california. You need to get the UK version of the album

[ebrown87]

@MrCrowman13 : My friend got me to listen to this song (I couldnt believe Meatloaf wrote this), but anyway to your question; I checked Wikipedia 'California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl)(UK album only)'...alas, if you dont have the UK album, it wont be there.

[ebrown87]

@MrCrowman13 My friend got me to listen to this song (I couldnt believe Meatloaf wrote this), but anyway to your question; I checked Wikipedia; 'California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl)(UK album only)'...alas, if you dont have the UK album, it wont be there.

[christean1830]

@MrCrowman13 thats cause there was two versions of the album one with few songs that are censored but the other one has way more songs and they aren't censored i kinda wish i knew that before i bought the regular version but oh well

[meghanannette]

@MrCrowman13 it's available exclusively in the UK

[blackdiamond7]

@MrCrowman13 UK version only

[Zevkia]

@MrCrowman13

I'm new to youtube so I don't know if you will see this, but if the CD was purchased from Wal-mart or some other 'family oriented' store, then the dick in pants part is too racy and they deleted the whole song. Yeah, I wish I knew that before I bought as well.

[PeatLoaf]

@MrCrowman13

If you bought it from Walmart it's not on that version.

[dandilionsprite]

@MrCrowman13 Some stores that sell this album took this song off the CD. Because of the line including the word “dick”, they felt it was inappropriate to sell in their stores. You must have purchased one of the altered CDs.

[IHearAMelody]

@MrCrowman13

Some places refused to sell versions of the album with this song cuz it says "dick"

[wabbajack69]

@MrCrowman13 its only on the UK release

[dragonballwtf]

@wabbajack69 how can it only be on the uk release? im in canada and my mom got it for me, with this song, the day it came out, and she thinks she got it in zellers.

[andrewprocter]

@MrCrowman13 You bought it at Wal-Mart I assume? This song was removed from the album by Wal-Mart. They took offense to the line "I can barely fit my dick in my pants".

[pantomboy1990]

@MrCrowman13 did u get it wall mart ?? i had to re buy it at amazon to get it

[DUBZZZZZZZZZZ]

@MrCrowman13 It's only on the UK release of the album!

[ViperEye89]

@MrCrowman13 it is only available on the explicit version which is impossible to come by at stores, better chance to get it online, like Amazon. They took it out of the edited version because it is impossible to censor it, lol.

[dragonballwtf]

@MrCrowman13 it should be track 9 on the cd i think

[mrfivegold]

@MrCrowman13 You didnt get the later albums. This was only added with like the third pressed you properly bought it off the shelve like me, the orignal UK albums had this included mine since I live in North America and came off the line didnt include this wondereous pack. My suggestion do what I did and either sell your copy and rebuy or just buy the itunes. I love Meat Loaf so I just bought another album.

[Minda6283]

@MrCrowman13  Same problem .... not on mine either....

[MrSomethingShiny]

@MrCrowman13 You probably bought it at walmart didn't you? Walmart only sells a version without this song because of the word dick being in it.

[PinkFreudz]

@MrCrowman13 It wasnt released on some editions of the album due to its explicit nature. You'll have to buy seperatly or get the deluxe uncensored version of the album.

[ForbiddenAngel132]

@MrCrowman13 theirs two virsons of the CD. Lol

[hexx1176]

One of the best parts about this song is foxy shazam writing it =)

[petrikakko666]

i like it :)

[SebastianAndrew1]

I LOVE mp3iffy it WORKS just google mp3iffy.

[viscousgalaxy]

Wicked album....great new tracks...Music lives on in Meatloaf...

[carolsomerset]

loving this new album

[kalingzeye]

OMG!!! Lol! Amazing~ WORK that chorus, Meat Loaf!!! xD

[harleyhoar]

i must admit i hated this song at first but its grown on me rock on meat !!!!!

[port27power]

... this so isnt like meat... i feel kinda sad :(

[chocotricks]

@port27power isnt like his original stuff but it still rocks

[Saint670]

Meat what r u doin this is rubbish

[wildcatlick]

This rocks!!! 

[Stauderhorse]

"I can barely fit my dick in my pants" Holy shit, Meat. :)

[antisadism]

Lmao "I can barely fit my dick in my pants", I knew thats Justin words right there, him and his dick jokes. Hawkins and Eric Nally did a good job writing this song, Hawkins is such a pervert.

[TheFpastino]

he is so underrated. meatloaf ur awesome, "i can barely fit my dick in my pant"

[potatobeetle]

Great!

[will295000]

Meat Loaf is indeed back. Los Angeloser is as good a song as he has ever performed.....!!!!! Rock on MEATLOAF........!!!!

[sorafan202]

haahahaah kind a good bbut WHEN HE got the RKO he was OMG

[Danman917]

I can barely fit my dick in my pants!

[Hexum2600]

This song... I love it so much. SO MUCH.

[JRock8382]

loaf is back!

[toogonejohn]

Just heard the song Calironia isn't big enough, you still got it, stay cool.

[greendayfan234]

i cant help but laugh when meat loaf says that california isnt big enough for him, im sorry but that is just a fat joke waiting to happen

[thebatstrikesback]

These songs are dreadful! they just have no substance! they just dont exite me!!

[DrMetuza]

@thebatstrikesback  they dont "exite" you? spell fail

[DrMetuza]

Yeah, it might not be the best song in the world, and it might not be BOH, but I think we can take it in context: Meat is just having fun making a living. The songs are relatively fun, even if they aren't Grammy material. One problem with Meat's whole career is that people won't let him make a record without letting him know how good BOH was

[carboy2278]

@DrMetuza yeah i agree i mean come on nothing can ever top the first BOH so why even bother trying? im just happy hes stll around.

[DarthAnger]

@DrMetuza Right now, it is the best song in the world, for me. With all this Lady Gaga crap it's nice to know Meat Loaf can still come out with something new and totally kick-ass in that unique, genuine Meat Loaf way. I was dying for new music worth listening to. Meat delivered.

[JackxNatalie]

@DarthAnger I don't think it's quite right to compare Gaga to Meat. They're both legends in their respective catagories; Pop and rock (rock opera for the BOH albums). I do agree that he delivered a great album, probably the best in the rock genre thus far this year.

[spartanjoe1972]

@JackxNatalie

pls dont mention gaga in the same sentence as meat pls, gaga aint worthy.

[JackxNatalie]

@spartanjoe1972 Like I said before, they're both amazing. Meat is king of Rock, and Gaga is the queen of modern pop. They're both legends, and to say that one is better than another when they have nothing to do with each other is rediculous. They've both broke records, and they've both done the impossible. They wouldn't want you comparing them to the other, because they know that they're different and both good at what they do.

[spartanjoe1972]

@JackxNatalie

sry dude, but i dont agree gagas a legend, yes they both broke records but it takes more than that to become a legend. success in the short term is pretty easy these days, u only have to look at most of the shit thats floating around in the charts these days, its longevity that makes legends, meat has had huge success over 30+ yrs, gaga has been here only a short time but will she be here in 10,20 or 30 yrs, id like to say yes but i just cant see it.

[JackxNatalie]

@spartanjoe1972 @spartanjoe1972 You call having four number one's from a DEBUT album and two (going on three with Alejandro) number one's from an extention of the debut album short-term? 30+ years, yeah, that's amazing considering he's still around, however he's not as popular as he once was. Back when he first got started, I'm sure he wasn't considered a legend, now look what we're considering him to be. Like I said, it's not right to compare them.

[spartanjoe1972]

@JackxNatalie

do me a favour dude, do a quick check and see how many singers,groups etc have all had debut number 1,s and consecutive hits from their first album, theres plenty to choose from. then do a quick check and and see how long theyve lasted and then check to see if they have become legends, gaga is nothing special and im betting that in 5 yrs shes done and ppl wont remember her, hows that legendary status. so many singers burst on to the scene these days then dissappear.

[JackxNatalie]

@spartanjoe1972 Bon Jovi, Shania Twain, Queen (they're still huge, with or without Freddie, may he RIP), Stevie Wonder, Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Michael Jackson (not even just with Jackson 5, may he RIP), Paul McCartney, Billy Joel, Elton John. Should I go on?

[JackxNatalie]

@spartanjoe1972 Artists who will burst on the scene are like Ke$ha, she has a couple of hits but frankly they're stupid and silly and make NO sense. Gaga's a true artist, and she'll be around for a long time. If she thought she didn't have a chance, she wouldn't have signed on to tour for TWO years.

[JackxNatalie]

@spartanjoe1972 She writes from her fears, doesn't consider herself a celebrity, and she respects others in the music industry. She's born to be a legend, and she's already an inspiration which classifies her as a legend to me and millions of other "little monsters". You can think what you'd like, fine, but don't sit there and say that she's not a legend because Meat has some over her; they're different bears and are nothing alike except that they inspire with music.

[IcedEarthaholic]

@JackxNatalie she is not a legend, I am sorry, the term is legend in the making, of which she has the potential to become just by emulating the likes of Madonna and Cher, whom ARE legends even though I do not like their music, they've been around a long-ass time and thus are indeed legends. GaGa is not a legend yet, we shall see in 10 years if she has that.

[sweetscatlady]

@DarthAnger i AGREE WITH YOU

[carolsomerset]

@DarthAnger well said i second that

[chocotricks]

@DrMetuza well of course it's not the best when you compare it to his best work, same goes for any band. You gotta admit though, he still knows how to deliver.

[Pilot9000]

@DrMetuza I agree entirely with you. I own all but two of meat's CDs and love them all. It's all in the lryics.

[jessemcshitt]

i can barely fit my dick in my pants

[samenpaar]

@jessemcshitt is that what it says xD? i only heared " i cant fit my dick in my hands" rofl

[POLDUSTLEAD]

Could you please send me the songs to my msn email? i can send you every darkness songs, b-sides and hot leg songs and b-sides!

[OnlyInNaziGermany]

Fucking legend, Meat loaf is the god of music

[jackopep]

/watch?v=8BjjcFAldpQ

also beautiful pics of california! :)

[dustin8799]

someone needs to put this on Limewire asap!

[BlandBoy]

About on the level of the worst of Bat III, this song, not the album,

haven't heard the full album yet.

[alieleven]

where r the rest of the tracks

[betjo]

@alieleven They got deleted by Red Pony Tours thanks to copyright abuse or something. It wont take long before these will be taken down too

[MeatloafTribute1]

@betjo RED PONY TOURS ARE ARSEHOLES! THEY DELETED MY ALBUM, BUT IT WILL BE BACK

[theBESTelvis]

@MeatloafTribute1

VOTE LIB DEM AND GET NICK CLEGG TO BAN THIS CRAP ALBUM FROM THE SHOPS LOL,

[paolopk2]

@betjo I think that's greedy. It would be in their own interests to keep the songs on youtube. As the link passes around, more people will hear this and appreciate the music, reaching potential new customers.

[betjo]

@paolopk2 My thoughts exactly, but well, we can't change the way they think. I'm curious though how long this video will last

[Demon1Jay]

@betjo I have to agree with you. its very blatant at what he is saying at the beginning of the chorus...but, MeatLoaf is a rock god in my opinion and always will be \m/

[DarthAnger]

@paolopk2 You've got it right. And they can find this song on YouTube and simply advertise the CD/downloads, merchandise, and concert tickets on it.

[carboy2278]

@betjo come on man fight the system!!! dont let me do away with meat! haha thanks anyway though these are amazing.

[betjo]

@carboy2278

You're right, I'll be re-uploading them again soon.

[GeorgeHarrison7]

Fucking awesome song!

[GermDany]

This song is wonderful, he sings lieke a young man - great.

I got the Super Deluxe Edition - I´m so happy

[RyleeStrange]

This song was written by Justin Hawkins of The Darkness/Hot Leg and Eric Nally of Foxy Shazam. Both epic singers in their own right. Soooo amazing!

[POLDUSTLEAD]

@RyleeStrange he plays the solo on this

[Musemin]

Im buying this album.... Meat Loaf is a legend..... I just love youre music.... <3

[mopdawg]

this is fucking awsome beyond beleif

[Nirvana1988ghost]

wtf where is the rest of the Album?

[1balboa2]

U can tell justin hawkins wrote this, fantastic

[gogeterdone]

"I can barely fit my dick in my pants!"

Best lyric of the song!!!

[Paranoiamovie]

@gogeterdone any song

[FinneganMcHaggis]

@gogeterdone Most epic line ever written! :D

[meatbat3]

Fucking Love It

[1337dav31337]

This song is already legendary.

[StefanKulic]

Great! Great! Meat is on his way

[TheVox82]

Awesome new album. Love it!!!

[GEvictor1]

What delux edition??

[betjo]

@GEvictor1 It's the album in hardbook cover with the story of Hang Cool Teddy Bear, the lyrics of each and every song and an extra live cd of Meat loafs tour "Casa de carne". It's awesome. If you decide to buy Hang Cool Teddy Bear, buy the Deluxe version.

(Note: There's also a super deluxe edition with a Meat Loaf t-shirt and stuff, but that was a bit too expensive for me)

[RetroVortex]

I love this album. As soon as I heard one track, it was an insta-buy!

I got the deluxe edition, as I wanted those extra live tracks!

Meat Loaf is so freakin' awesome.

Kind of annoyed that itunes get an exclusive song, but then again the free track kind of makes up for it.

[buddsteinica]

one of my fave songs on the album cheers for posting it and the rest of the album on here :)

[TheXchris182]

gavin make sure you buy a copy!!!

[gavindawson92]

do you have his whole album on here :D

[betjo]

@gavindawson92 Yes I do. Uploaded everything :P

[carboy2278]

@betjo i love you haha

[betjo]

@carboy2278 Love you too mate.

[lakelandchief]

Any more!?!?!?!!?

[betjo]

@lakelandchief What do you mean?

[ertomannen]

Awsm Song!