MST3K premium cuts: Mike era. Best of the theater (part 1).

[xXxsIckICkxXx]

big mclargehuge

[nervousystem79]

Roll Fizzlebeeff?!?!?!?!?! hahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!­!!!!!! *GASP*

[MauserK43]

lol snap into a slimjim!!! lol

[laws2218]

I own your ass fat boy get back here

[xxx96753]

Very nice collection, thanks

[wrightylee1982]

"there's a skidmark on the ceiling!"

[emilynextdoor]

4:01 the series of screams are just too funny

[emilynextdoor]

3:18 .. what the heck is he singing while that lady is squirming around in bed and why? It's hilarious!

[nonabliss]

@emilynextdoor He's singing "Bridge Over Troubled Water" cause he thinks that lady in the bed looks like Art Garfunkel

[maxjaybo]

I can't believe they got "Touch Rustrod" past the censors.

[sillygoose544]

Props to Joel for even starting MST3K, but honestly the show was A LOT funnier when Mike took over.

[nonabliss]

@sillygoose544 I do often find myself feeling guilty liking Mike more than Joel, but I do agree with you when you say he is funnier. Not to take anything away from Joel........he is a genius for creating the show and is funny in his own right, but Mike just cracks me up!

"Hey, you wrote this crap!"

"I'm driving with my mind!"

"That was a bad and unbeautiful thing to say sir......"

"Guns huh?"

[whoohaaXL]

Big McLargeHuge is the best name they gave him, lol.

[Lissbirds]

"I wonder if there's beer on the son?"

[KoiControl]

What are the aliens from 2:19 from?

[SabbyGuy09]

@KoiControl Lazerblast



[hollyhuffstutler]

"Sam Elliot as Ted Turner in the Gregory Peck Story" What?!

[superpreceptor]

@BecomeMyNewCat I'm driving with my mind!I wonder if theres beer on the sun.Did the oil barrels just leap out in front of him?Also,snap into a slim jim!

[MichRockHop81108]

Bob Johnson is Scottie to BigMclargehug's Michael

[sexyglexy]

3 ppl cant drive with their minds...

[MichRockHop81108]

@sexyglexy fuck your gay thumb comment, I hit dislike just to spit it in your face.

Love,

Marsh

[sexyglexy]

oh and from Soultaker-Hey look you wrote this crap....lol

[sexyglexy]

haha I'M BACK!!

[KillerHelix]

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun..."

[guamsst]

"I saw the little creature".........eeeeeeewwwww­!!! "No woman should have to see the little creature"

[MysterySTForever]

I'm driving with my miiiiiiind!

[albee1000]

Awesome collection.  Great job!

[Eddie820]

Everything is better with Rowsdower.

[choirboyzproductions]

what movie is it at 1:25 where the guy teleported

[Soundfrequency]

@choirboyzproductions

The Girl in Gold Boots.

It's.....it's just awful.

[choirboyzproductions]

@Soundfrequency thank you

[PyrozPlayground]

We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE!!! XD

I want to know what happened to you...

I died...

[senselessmischief]

"Big McLargeHuge" 8D

[EulogyAdd]

1:57 = LOL

[deathtax10]

"As a recuperating werewolf, I am quite pleased with my craftmatic adjustable bed!" lmao one of my fav lines of all time

[557bs]

guns huh?

[jdogg66]

Think of all the dope i can smoke with this.

[spidey536]

Mike's scream at 4:05 gets me every time.

[PunchSydeiron]

You forgot "SQUIRM" in your list. Great montage!

[BluTrilobite]

"Father Dude!" (^o^)

Cracks me everytime!!

[sailtheplains]

Snap into a Slim Jim!

[linoleumcarving]

HOLY cow !! u do have a job that u get a paycheck for ? Or is it just a weed thing.....

[belladonna4577]

"i'm getting mixed signals from her...."

"i'm driving with my MIND!"

"well i guess, maybe...you might want to SLEEP!"

"your life is in danger and you may die at any moment... THANK YOU!"

"i own your ass fat boy get back here!"

"help! i'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!"

"my moustache makes me fall sideways!"

"beat punch beef..."

*woman screams* crow-"there's a skid mark on the ceiling!" XD

[Noelbluesky]

You did good!

[GrigoriPechenka]

"Can I eat you when you die?" lol omg creepy and hysterical image

[usspike]

Which episode is that bit at 2:25 from? I don't remember seeing it.

[KingGeorge1024]

@usspike Thats from Laserblast

[laws2218]

Guess what i've been doing

[bixdugan]

Check out the two nuns on a bus bench @ 3:00.

The one on the left is a guy!

Nice compilation, by the way.

[thirtysilver]

I always liked Mike better than Joel.

[mS28811]

"I miss you, I want to know what happened to you."

"I died."

[DaGoulian]

Joe Estevez should never get jiggy with it

[jakobole]

"I'm sitting in something wet"

[belladonna4577]

troy-"i want to know what happened to you." mike-"i died." XD "i'm back!" "ow! why do you hate my groin so much?" "i'll hit you so hard with this, you'll go flying that way..." "who took my purse?!" i love the little shrieks that they did lol. "i'm driving with my mind!" "well i guess maybe you might want to SLEEEEP!" "i own your ass fat boy get back here!" "bob johnson...oh wait." "pumaman he flies like a moron." "my mustache makes me fall sideways!"

[Emanistan]

Hey, what happened to "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go tear my agent a new..." -the best part of 519.

[ZeetherKID77]

"I'm Ed Bradley..." "Now shut up!"

[BlueKyne]

NOOOO SPRINGS!!

[jigbuilda]

"I'm Back!!!" Lmao

[trh2130]

This montage fixes its attention on the good and the beautiful so well!

[devospud]

why do you hate my groin so much?

[DoubleMiz]

the Pert Plus jingle I totally remember, LOL!

[typacsk]

"Werewolf" caused me actual pain, because I know a really good book based (a little more reasonably) on the same legend.

[seatspud]

Forgot the best bit from Laserblast: "Are you ready for some football!"

[evilonedvs]

great work putting all these awesome riffs together this was very entertaining, maybe more so than a regular episode...

[ZerkaiGG]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

[RobotPharmacy]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun.

[pdlbean]

"I'm back!"

[PyrozPlayground]

Mahhhhh... scaaaaaah.. mmstequpanaaaaa WELL DID YOU!? LOL

[PyrozPlayground]

Wha'ts the movie called at 2:43??? I've been looking for that one!

[quest127]

I believe the movie at 2:43 is Future Wars.

[PyrozPlayground]

Oh thank God! Finally someone knows. Thank you. lol

[BryonYoungblood]

@quest127 Yeah, it's Future War. ^^

Bryon

[MrBlindPenguin]

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun?"

Classic

[purpleshamrock17]

"I want to know what happened to you...I died"

"I just teleported here, it's impressive!"

"Howdy-do!"

4:19-4:27

"You know, Captain...SHUT UP, RAY!"

"Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?"

"Sam Elliot as Ted Turner in the Gregory Peck story"

[SciStarborne]

Mixing the order of all the clips up made this probably a thousand times more watchable than the movies would have been individually. :3

[wewenono77]

im driving with my mind!!!!

[SalvationOfDarkness]

Soultaker is my favorite

[Logos87X]

"You didn't know I could get jiggy with it, did you?"

[BryonYoungblood]

Mike: "Thinkin' of getting an ass reduction, Ted."

Crow: "You ever just curse evolution?"

Mike: "I'm pregnant!"

Crow: "You think he likes ham? Wait til you see ME like ham!"

Mike: WHOA! Jeez, I thought it was Neil Diamond for a second there!

Servo: Honey, did you mess with this?! It's all screwed up now!

Bryon

[ShadeXOps]

any one notice Kalgon is the same guy who played diabolik... the laugh tipped me off...

[haloe12]

Where did all the other parts go? D:

[Servocaster]

I own your ass fat boy,get back here!

[unagiporn]

Snap into a slim Jim!!!!!!!!

[MoltenMan85]

What movie is that at 7:45?

[ScorpiusRaven]

I want to know this as well, it looks hideous.

[unagiporn]

@MoltenMan85

Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues

one of the best mstk3k episodes ever

[geofflegrand]

Thank you for this. Thank you so much.

[UpSky2]

4:30 f "-You know, Captain..." - I've got the unloveliest, off-centered, broken nose in all of asteroidal space [etc.]

[BryonYoungblood]

"Nicias!?"

"From Denver!? Man, this is great! Hey, we did 'Superstar' together!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Do you love this guy?!"

Bryon

[BryonYoungblood]

"Can I eat you when you die?"

"Reporting for bed, SIR!!"

"I'm getting mixed signals from her."

"Tell them you're sorry."

"Look, Berrelli, jump up my wooden butt!"

"Hey, it's an adult rocketship!"

Bryon

[BryonYoungblood]

Coily: Hey! The door!

Servo: I own your ass, fat boy! Get back here!

Bryon

[BryonYoungblood]

"The crowd stands in applause as she is helped off the movie."

Bryon

[BlueKyne]

Aaaaahhh! Theres a skid mark on the ceiling!!

[BlueKyne]

Father Dude...LOL

[ilikethecoke]

Kill him!

Oh, I'll do more than that.

What're you going to do?

Kill him.

[BryonYoungblood]

Here's a good one from Deathstalker that wasn't used;

Deathstalker: In the end, all I'll get is flowers on my head and people telling me how wonderful I am!

Mike/Crow/Servo: SHUT UP!!

Bryon

[WalkEvilTalk]

"You know, Captain..."

"Shut up, Ray!"

[BryonYoungblood]

"You still haven't figured it out, have you, man?"

"We have! CAN WE GO?!"

Bryon

[AlohaBay]

I wonder if theres beer on the sun.

[randommanthefirst]

Snap, into a slim jim!

[DENOAIRFILMS]

@randommanthefirst .......LOL one of my fave MST3K lines

[WAAAAAAAAAAAY]

"so here's the plan, my army of trained rats will lead the charge and my scabies will protect our flank"

[BryonYoungblood]

"C'mon, I just teleported here! That's impressive!"

"I'm sitting in something wet!"

"I'm driving with my MIND!!!"

Bryon

[sexyglexy]

your life is in danger and you may die in any moment, THANK YOU!!

I love Devil Doll and Phantom Planet.

[HalfDemonInuyasha]

"Well, I guess maybe you might want to SLEEEEEEEP!!!!"

[batman3787]

"Amway!"

So true even now

[akje93]

"I wonder what happened to you.."

"I died"

"No wonder dad lost his money, he invested in lemon mines"

[brownn7]

"Ohh...why do you hate my groin so much?"

ROFL

[Buzzygirl42]

The Space Mutiny riffing is just hilarious... one of the best of the Mike era, IMO.

[Wermodaz]

I'm back!

[mst3k54]

Choice Riffs, bro. I was always more of a Mike fan then a Joel fan but only for the simple fact that the show got funnier with each season. Don't get me wrong. I love Joel and he's a GOD 4 creating this show, but Mike RULES!

[KimonoSkunk]

Open eyes, open eyes, open eyes....

Im sitting in something wet...

GENIUS....

Kimmyskunk

[porkymania90]

Kill him....Oh ill do more than that...what are you going to do.....kill him

[AlacarLeoricar]

You mean GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING??

Episode #703 - Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

[spitfire5scottie]

Thanks! I almost had a series of elaborate heart attacks myself when I saw "the prospector guy" again.

[SantaDog]

Space Mutiny is certainly a classic.

[IamVendel]

7:24 killed me.

"Well which way are you facing idiot"

[bumblebeefightergirl]

"*scream* Theres a skid mark on the ceiling!" BAHAHA

[longlivecrow]

Mike Nelson would make any straight man think twice about switching teams.

[porkymania90]

IM BACK

[SonOfTheUnderground]

Big McLargehuge!

the first time i heard that i almost pissed myself :P

[b17ek]

snap into a slim jim lol

[Adrialgon]

Scratch Buttstick.

Dick Hardpeck.

Pu-ma Man, he flies like a moron.

[DoyleDogma109]

Hack Blowfist

[WinchesterQDouche]

"I'm driving with my MIND!"

[shroudie]

"That squares my breasts." >:/

[corphagy]

" i wonder if there's beer on the sun" HAHA ...oh man

[ljkaf227]

The only thing I could have asked for was more Pipper. Great compilation.

[LoserNumber34]

"No one should have to see the Little Creature."

[ljkaf227]

Amusing side note: the Little Creature was played by Victor Williams. You may know him better as Deacon on King of Queens.

[LilliputSight]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

[ninjast4r]

Oh, it's just Ron Perlman.

[FortressOfBalditude]

"You know captain, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful."

[toothbeaver]

Space Mutiny is the best MST prob ever. Non stop joking about that chunkhead Dave Ryder. Whata doucheball. Check out Laserblast too, I NEVER get tired of that one! and finally the FInal Sacrifice with the Canadian answer to Mitchel!

[Adamgontierfan19]

Dave: Excuse me I have to file my report

Mike: Coach will totally ream me if I don't file my report

Crow: Stump chunkman (for some reason that's one of my favorite nicknames other than Big Mclargehuge

Father Dude

Rider screams

Mike: Who took my purse?

[ninjast4r]

Rowsdower could take Mitchell anyday of the week at anything from who could ingest the most alcohol and not die to a 72 oz. steak eating contest.

[toothbeaver]

Anyone who could survive a movie with John Saxon and Martin Balsam has my respect. The crepy Rowsdower kid tho sis a close 2nd! Mitchel, pardon me, Mitchel, scuse me.

[Noromongrel]

Can someone please tell me which movie the part with the dinosaur bursting through the door (around 2:43) is from?

[travman1616]

haha that would be Future War.

[Noromongrel]

Thank you kindly.

[Phobotech]

And his eyes open...his eyes open...C'MON! His eyes open!

".....I'm sitting in something wet. :("

[Stevow1230]

Man, when I was a kid, this show was just another part of my Saturday. I vividly remember me and my dad were always watching this in the living room at 2 in the afternoon. I miss this show very much.

Btw, "Can I eat you when you die?"

[ufndork]

Big Mclarge Huge you should of included "Manos" The Hands Of Fate there where some great riffs in that one

[Warners30]

That's a Joel ep.

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

Actually It's not Joel. Joel's voice is higher, and in this the voice is Mikes, which is lower. Plus the head looks different If you look hard enough ^_^

[LilliputSight]

Warners30 is right, Manos is a Joel ep.

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

Yup, Warners30 is right. It is a Joel episode. I'm really sorry about that. At the time I haven't seen MST3K for a long time and forgot.

[spiffxthexcajun]

I love it when they all giggle XD

[kurttheflirt04]

"Aaaah! There's a skidmark on the ceiling!" ROTFL

[lrwsoreal]

lmfao this is funny especially the part with the lady at 3:19

[dilemma08]

"i own your ass, fatboy! get back here!!"

[Logos87X]

"You didn't know I could get jiggy with it, did you?"

[ChaosWolf1982]

"C'mon, I just teleported here, it's impressive."

[Tulapeiwa]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun...

[drambuierocks]

AWESOME! my brother has every epsode and we still watch them all the time ,never have enough

[Goosesteps]

Lol "Go back and get help, boy!" at the riderless moving jet ski.

[Cellidor]

I'm driving with my mind!

[Chakan]

lol, nice

[lmaunkst]

That squares my breast!!

[DaftStrings]

What movie was at 5:00??

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

Devil Doll

[jjbulock]

at exactly 5:00 mins in it is "Devil Doll"

[RealParadoxBlues]

If they made Soultaker in this day and age, there would be a Chocolate Rain reference when the black headphoned intern showed up.

[PerfectKirby]

Same thing with the "rainy" scene in Girl in Gold Boots. XD

[Skywiser01]

"Come on! I just teleported here! It's impressive!"

[VolaticusDiabolus]

"Guess what I've been doing?!"

I fuckin' pissed myself laughing.

[theshrike01]

WE PUT OUR FAITH IN BLAST HARDCHEESE!

[USSJaneway]

'Bob Johnson! Oh wait....'

'That squares my breasts!'

'Help I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!'

'Did those oil barrels just leap out in front of him?'

[Logos87X]

"Go back and get help, boy!"

[wareagle884]

"Pumaman, he flies like a moron!"

[princesstamika]

I love that "I'm going to suggest to this man that his life is in danger. ...then I'll be right back". lol

[THEBLACKBELT]

8:59 is the best! LOL.

[AnthonyUSN]

hahaha i was just about to post that too until i saw your comment

[JHUD156]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! lol!