To Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Lennon/McCartney, Willie Nelson, and all the other great songwriters around the globe: No need to worry, your jobs are safe . . .
you know what's sad? that bitches wanting to smell my dick was the kind of bullshit thinking that went on when i was like 18, maybe some lingering idiocy til 22. but there's an entire class of people for whom this thinking never gets outdated. thus, you have parents yelling at each other in front of their kids like "nigga let me smell yo dick!" we need to licence who has children. just like driving, you should have to be able to pass a test. i can't believe this isn't a joke song.
I hate when my dog tries to smell my dick right after I get out of the shower...I hope im not the only one this happens too or this is going to be very awkward...
"Nigga dis dah fifteen muddafuckin time dat i called and left yo ass messages i dun text yo bitch ass and you aint respondin to NUFFIN what da fuck is you doin? who da fuck is you out dere wiff? you think im stoopid mah girls already don put me up on yo ass tonight nigga you get home, I GOT SUM NEWS FO YO BITCH ASS" *sexy phone smack*
Why do they want to smell York, Dick? Though, I do suppose on early episodes of "Bewitched" he looks very hygienic and put together--probably had a very pleasant fragrance.
Millions of dollars, probably, being made and exchanged over a song titled "smell yo dick". Apparently the song is about women wanting to smell some dude's dick. This is kinda dangerous though because black men are notorious for not bathing regularly, and they have a disproportionately higher chance of having an STD than any other group in the US. So if you do indeed "smell that dick" you might not like what you smell.
@PitBullRa19h666 boys when we gonna figure out that blacks and whites aren't what we need to worry about.it's the damn asians. They're flooding our country, taking all our jobs, and pushing AMERICANS (black AND white) out of our colleges! Blacks and whites, this is our country, not the damn japanese!
Aryan brotherhood consists of cousin fucking white pieces of shit that are mad cause no one wants to smell their dicks including but not limited to cousins mothers grandmothers dogs cats ameoba obamanigua bon que que shut the fuck up you are just mad cause they can satisfy your wife mire than you can talk to your local government representative about legalizing KKK and incest you grandma fucking whore. and by the way can i smell yo dick
@chrisdawg0032 your a dumb pre-evolved fucking ape. you will NEVER come to the brotherhood and say that bullshit because we would skin ur nigger dirty black flesh off of ur un pure body. stupid ghetto trash niggers that talk about smelling dicks make there own people look bad, we dont even have to call them niggers because there practically calling themselves niggers. HAHA stupid animal race, hahaha. And no self respecting proud white women would EVER go near a stinky nappy haired nigger. HAIL
@PitBullRa19h666 i swear to god.you just want to be one of us chocolate goddesses!So you can shut the fuck up because not all black people are alike!Their are people who choose to dishonor their race!
@chrisdawg0032 and before you say "oh you would NEVER go to a black man and say that". HAHA I did 4 years in prison for beatin and stabbing a nigger 8 times, and he was one of those ghetto rapper niggers. niggers cant fight either they need there nigger group to help them. when a strong aryan white man comes around they wont even know what hit him just as that nigger didnt.
@chrisdawg0032 of course because dirty NIGGERS use guns because they dont have the balls to fight a strong white man, they have to hide behind there pistols because there coward dirty NIGGGGEERRRRRRRRRRS
NIGGERS ARE FUCKING STUPID. FUCK NIGGERS HAIL HITLER. 1488 ARYAN BROTHERHOOD FOR LIFE. FUCK NIGGERS HANG NIGGERS BURN NIGGERS ENSLAVE NIGGERS, KILL NIGGERS, AND MOST DEFINITLY SKIN NIGGERS.
@PitBullRa19h666 Aryan brotherhood consists of cousin fucking white pieces of shit that are mad cause no one wants to smell their dicks including but not limited to cousins mothers grandmothers dogs cats ameoba obamanigua bon que que shut the fuck up you are just mad cause they can satisfy your wife mire than you can talk to your local government representative about legalizing KKK and incest you grandma fucking whore. and by the way can i smell yo dick
The way that chicks makes her face when shes all pissed like her lip is flat or something it looks just like shana (shane dawson) when shes messing around hahah
a million chicks out there feels the same way this chick feels and wish they had made this song them damn selves so don't be trying to bash her cause she making money, ya heard
Stupid fucking song. You have to admit, the chic singing the chorus is kinda hot tho. lol And the way she sings the word cool like 'keeewww' is cute. Of course the stripper had to be a white blonde too. LOL
Mine smells like pus and kool aid, i dont think you wanna do that...
SunnyLovetts 8 hours ago
Like if John Cheese from Cracked brought you here...
TheTrueAssanaut 10 hours ago
no offense but I am glad this is NOT part of my culture. keep it classy.
Fa23326 1 day ago
Still Makes more sense than Lil Wayne or Justin Beiber...
Hipnosisv1wrestling 2 days ago 4
To Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Lennon/McCartney, Willie Nelson, and all the other great songwriters around the globe: No need to worry, your jobs are safe . . .
Oldcarsarecool 2 days ago
haaahahaahahaah
pashab1 2 days ago
That Snickers jacket is so gangsta. The Nogs just don't get it.
YouGotLucasJackson 3 days ago
How does this not even have a million views yet?
MattyPatane 4 days ago 3
Thiss Ihss Mahh Favoritee Songgg Lmao
kaylaluhvsyewh55 6 days ago
O_O facebook brought me here..............Why...
KittyCutesy 6 days ago
718 people weren't allowed to smell his dick.
xAmeliaxAWKWARDx 6 days ago 2
"See, that's how a bitch get eyes swelled up."
They asked Chris Brown to do that part.
projectbaum 1 week ago 6
I still can't believe how serious these people are in the video. Thank you for making my life Shane Dawson.
CannonLars 1 week ago 2
i like how shes so serious in this video...
shotsofgold 1 week ago
This is a legit request.
colonelmustardify 1 week ago 3
how is this a real song???!??!??!?
Mskitty11261999 1 week ago
LMAO i cant believe this is a song
safarisashashow 1 week ago
girl you can smell this dick whenever you want to!! ;)
FratStar420 1 week ago
man I can really got for a snickers right now
TriangularDuck 1 week ago
the chicks is bad as shit, but Wtf "Smell yo dick"
OnLoudHall 1 week ago
is it just me or does she sound like Cartman when she says "cool" in "that ain't cool"
devildawg413 1 week ago
I think my IQ just dropped 20 points listening to this song...
Rotarrin 1 week ago 6
This is the best song ever written about smelling dicks.
TALALPROVIDES 1 week ago 6
what if...... a guy sang this like "let me smell yo clit"
SonEriccs 1 week ago 6
That's how a bitch get an eye swell up! HA
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you know what's sad? that bitches wanting to smell my dick was the kind of bullshit thinking that went on when i was like 18, maybe some lingering idiocy til 22. but there's an entire class of people for whom this thinking never gets outdated. thus, you have parents yelling at each other in front of their kids like "nigga let me smell yo dick!" we need to licence who has children. just like driving, you should have to be able to pass a test. i can't believe this isn't a joke song.
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avalanchesoul 1 week ago
I hate when my dog tries to smell my dick right after I get out of the shower...I hope im not the only one this happens too or this is going to be very awkward...
Xxsk8xXHIM 1 week ago
Like if Siggas brought you here.
cicatriz240 1 week ago
SHANE BROUGHT ME HERE!!!! apparently he does this a lot? haha
narcisprince1509 1 week ago
FISHBLOW!
footwearXP 2 weeks ago
how could anyone dislike this??
AtlantasBravest 2 weeks ago 3
is this a joke?
mikeymon87 2 weeks ago
musicmusicmusic97 2 weeks ago 2
fishblow(dot)com brought me here
Dont ask...
iPxrz 2 weeks ago
Yes..you can smell my dick..please..
nurpsucker 2 weeks ago 3
shane dawson brought me here
mycrazykitty1 2 weeks ago 3
Me: This song is pretty cool.
Friend: Na dude, what if your girlfriend asked to smell your dick?
Me: I pull down my boxers and stick my dick in her mouth so she can taste it.....you know? For better analysis.
Friend: Swag.
metalpacman 2 weeks ago 66
@metalpacman
faggot.
PortCarverton 1 week ago
@PortCarverton Thanks! I also think I made the right choice. :)
metalpacman 1 week ago
@metalpacman
hahah at least youre funny
PortCarverton 1 week ago
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Nekomedikia 2 weeks ago
Why do they want to smell York, Dick? Though, I do suppose on early episodes of "Bewitched" he looks very hygienic and put together--probably had a very pleasant fragrance.
moonverine 2 weeks ago
i was in the club, what the fuck you mean?
lightningstrikesTV 2 weeks ago 5
Like if shane dawson brought you here ahahha
veornica118893 2 weeks ago 127
Shane sent me here
cutiepie06181997 2 weeks ago
...please, someone tell me this was supposed to be a parody. please tell me this isn't regarded as a real song.
missyv1756 2 weeks ago
@missyv1756 Nope it isn't a parody,it is a real song
cutiepie06181997 2 weeks ago
@missyv1756 Nope it isn't a parody,it is a real song
cutiepie06181997 2 weeks ago
@missyv1756 Its an actual song
KantSp3llK3wl 2 weeks ago
shes hot
DJRposse 2 weeks ago
Lolololololo
Shane Dawson brought mee here ;)
Empoleon251 2 weeks ago
I can't believe I listened to this whole song XD
sweetsugar1501 2 weeks ago
wow i think we have just reached a new low america!!!
thebookiemonster 2 weeks ago
terrible
JustinSane7414 2 weeks ago
I want her tits....not literally, but like the size. Hers are like D's and mine are C's....
DiannaCutie 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
does dat nigga have a snickers jacket df fat ass
ChaunceyAndFriends 2 weeks ago
hahahahah. Eww Gross ass song
KingVictor27 2 weeks ago
I bet it smells like nougat.
sibilaiton 2 weeks ago
0:55 dudes' wearing a "Snickers" jacket hehe
iceandsteele 2 weeks ago in playlist CollectionMusic
snl?
zatchmo1988 2 weeks ago
i dont get why u would want to smell it what is the point.. or is it just a metaphor?
msjizzedinmypants 2 weeks ago
I can't tell if this is a win or a fail.
DarkriserDE 2 weeks ago
you left to go to the store? let me smell yo dick
VoztokTV 2 weeks ago
Cobra Commander sent me here.
mblehar 2 weeks ago
Don't know who the fuck Shane Dawson is, apparently a lot of people here are smelling his dick.
Jbirdacus 2 weeks ago 2
@Jbirdacus ahaha he is a famous youtuber and his ringtone is smell your dick:)
msjizzedinmypants 2 weeks ago
@Jbirdacus LOL
PrincessSaturnSenshi 2 weeks ago
OMG DIS IS SO STUPID YET SO CATCHY
BlueLink35 2 weeks ago
What is wrong with music nowadays?
PhenomXXHero 3 weeks ago
is dis a j0ke?
differenteXperssion 3 weeks ago
RIP Whitney, we'll miss yo-- wait.
moonverine 3 weeks ago
<3 this song HAA
TurtleWizards 3 weeks ago
I LIKE DICK
fatSHlT 3 weeks ago
There's been a major drop off of standards.
GoDrex 3 weeks ago
wtf?
Ak100s 3 weeks ago
da fuk, you people eliminated my top comment for some dude named shane dawson -___-
zjohnson101 3 weeks ago
Shane Dawson :D
michael6663724 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
She was singing to her lost dog
SunnyLovetts 3 weeks ago
i am here because of shane dawson
RE5KillaH99 3 weeks ago
cant front im gigging this song
dont have them problems but hay smell it if you gotta
sunnieflowers1 3 weeks ago
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shanedawsonfan10993 3 weeks ago
is it kinda sad that I LOVE THIS SONG <3
lilwayner1 3 weeks ago
shane dawson..lol i kinda like the song haha
Beth8520 3 weeks ago 2
WTF?
TODAYxWASxAxGOODxDAY 3 weeks ago 2
Wow wtf is wrong with people these days these comments are pure ignorance!
BrandonHattley 3 weeks ago
To all the people that think Shane Dawson is funny. You are all faggots who think a very unfunny, very unoriginal person is funny.
On another note this shit is classic. I have to think if she wonders why her career never got off the ground.
poopbuttmcgee 3 weeks ago
Millions of dollars, probably, being made and exchanged over a song titled "smell yo dick". Apparently the song is about women wanting to smell some dude's dick. This is kinda dangerous though because black men are notorious for not bathing regularly, and they have a disproportionately higher chance of having an STD than any other group in the US. So if you do indeed "smell that dick" you might not like what you smell.
WiseTempleDisciple 3 weeks ago
@WiseTempleDisciple I agree...damn niggers.
Nekomedikia 2 weeks ago
@Nekomedikia racist motherfucker.
DiannaCutie 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Cracked actually brought me here. Lol.
Yepimdatguy 3 weeks ago
Snow bunnies are my kryptonite. <3
abalvarez 3 weeks ago
SHE HAS A VEVO?
Natessexyaccount 3 weeks ago
@PitBullRa19h666 boys when we gonna figure out that blacks and whites aren't what we need to worry about.it's the damn asians. They're flooding our country, taking all our jobs, and pushing AMERICANS (black AND white) out of our colleges! Blacks and whites, this is our country, not the damn japanese!
snowrider440 3 weeks ago
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snowrider440 3 weeks ago
THERE IS NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY
satisfiction 3 weeks ago 2
The gurl in this video can do better than that fatass anyways. The reason his dick be goin around is cuz he be spending cash into the toilet. lls
luvmangamaniac 3 weeks ago
who the hell is shane dawson?
thejerminator123 3 weeks ago
Stfu With Yall Racist Remarks... Damn
bobcatstar1 3 weeks ago
@bobcatstar1 I know!! I don't see why people diss other peoples race just because one person acted like a fool!
DiannaCutie 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
WTH what kinda song is this?1
FabulouzMIRI 3 weeks ago
its hilarious how serious she looks
kakashiluver123100 3 weeks ago
3:23 that phone fell THAT far and still isn't cracked? Damn.......................i want that phone
2592jess 3 weeks ago
her momma must be proud :')
yrtsg 3 weeks ago 27
Aryan brotherhood consists of cousin fucking white pieces of shit that are mad cause no one wants to smell their dicks including but not limited to cousins mothers grandmothers dogs cats ameoba obamanigua bon que que shut the fuck up you are just mad cause they can satisfy your wife mire than you can talk to your local government representative about legalizing KKK and incest you grandma fucking whore. and by the way can i smell yo dick
chrisdawg0032 3 weeks ago
@chrisdawg0032 I have no idea what that reads.
leonardocorn8 3 weeks ago
@chrisdawg0032 your a dumb pre-evolved fucking ape. you will NEVER come to the brotherhood and say that bullshit because we would skin ur nigger dirty black flesh off of ur un pure body. stupid ghetto trash niggers that talk about smelling dicks make there own people look bad, we dont even have to call them niggers because there practically calling themselves niggers. HAHA stupid animal race, hahaha. And no self respecting proud white women would EVER go near a stinky nappy haired nigger. HAIL
PitBullRa19h666 3 weeks ago
@PitBullRa19h666 Chill man, don't insult an entire race and not use proper grammar.
Calling someone stupid and not using apostrophes makes you look like a hypocrite.
you're not your, their not there.
I have no reason to even refute your racism because when it comes down to it, you're just a dumb as anyone who acts "ghetto".
Grow up buddy we all have to live on this planet together, and when it comes down to it biologically we are no different.
TJ5897 2 weeks ago 3
@PitBullRa19h666 i swear to god.you just want to be one of us chocolate goddesses!So you can shut the fuck up because not all black people are alike!Their are people who choose to dishonor their race!
DiannaCutie 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@chrisdawg0032 and before you say "oh you would NEVER go to a black man and say that". HAHA I did 4 years in prison for beatin and stabbing a nigger 8 times, and he was one of those ghetto rapper niggers. niggers cant fight either they need there nigger group to help them. when a strong aryan white man comes around they wont even know what hit him just as that nigger didnt.
PitBullRa19h666 3 weeks ago
@PitBullRa19h666 yeah neither would the aryan fuck because he would be shot already
chrisdawg0032 3 weeks ago
@chrisdawg0032 of course because dirty NIGGERS use guns because they dont have the balls to fight a strong white man, they have to hide behind there pistols because there coward dirty NIGGGGEERRRRRRRRRRS
PitBullRa19h666 3 weeks ago
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NIGGERS ARE FUCKING STUPID. FUCK NIGGERS HAIL HITLER. 1488 ARYAN BROTHERHOOD FOR LIFE. FUCK NIGGERS HANG NIGGERS BURN NIGGERS ENSLAVE NIGGERS, KILL NIGGERS, AND MOST DEFINITLY SKIN NIGGERS.
PitBullRa19h666 3 weeks ago
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@PitBullRa19h666 Aryan brotherhood consists of cousin fucking white pieces of shit that are mad cause no one wants to smell their dicks including but not limited to cousins mothers grandmothers dogs cats ameoba obamanigua bon que que shut the fuck up you are just mad cause they can satisfy your wife mire than you can talk to your local government representative about legalizing KKK and incest you grandma fucking whore. and by the way can i smell yo dick
chrisdawg0032 3 weeks ago
@PitBullRa19h666 ohhh shut up dumb ass
UnvrNoShow 3 weeks ago
this is fake
daryush002 3 weeks ago
@daryush002 no it's real you retard
leonardocorn8 3 weeks ago
Someone told me this song was supposed to be about female empowerment and i was like "yeahh......no."
OMEGAt43 3 weeks ago
@OMEGAt43 na its just about some whore
PitBullRa19h666 3 weeks ago
0:32 FACEPALM!!!!
a1cheergrl 3 weeks ago
they ARE SO SERIOUS THE THE FUNNY PART LMAO
VIDIOFOCUS 3 weeks ago
dat's how bitch get eye swole up.
pure Shakespeare
KDol0 3 weeks ago 15
There should be a male version response for this haha
iceandsteele 3 weeks ago 3
@iceandsteele nobody wants to smell a dirty box.
easelove 3 weeks ago
to hell with smelling it, i'll let her taste it :)
therealtackz 3 weeks ago
"A nigga like me drink a lot of liquor, meet a lot of bitches, take a lot of pictures!"
Dakotsrules 4 weeks ago 2
this can't be real
MBIIdollaBill 4 weeks ago
cant write lyrics and cant sing
gcolpitts92 4 weeks ago
funny how she can find out EVERYTHING!!!! just by smelling his dick
paramoreisawesome121 4 weeks ago
Shane Dawson brought be about 2 years ago.
kabascoolr 4 weeks ago 2
haha omg today i started singing this in school today and my teacher started singing it with me wtf ???? haha xPP
lilwayner1 4 weeks ago
This is digusting, I thought it was fake.
Crashism24 4 weeks ago
Best song ever!
Yovilleaaaa236 4 weeks ago
big guy, just let the bitch smell your dick.
jackxu1 4 weeks ago 2
shane dawson brought me here!
kAmi1357924680 4 weeks ago 8
@kAmi1357924680 hhahaahhahahahahaahah. Yep Good Feeling Parody. Huhh?
KingVictor27 2 weeks ago
I'm here cause Shane Dawson!
hotstuff42700 4 weeks ago 51
Shane Dawson.
AlexisxLoves 4 weeks ago 32
Black History Month Anthem Right Here!
copythatagentk 1 month ago 4
The way that chicks makes her face when shes all pissed like her lip is flat or something it looks just like shana (shane dawson) when shes messing around hahah
weallhavenipples 1 month ago 2
This song has a better message than most songs on the radio right now.
StarfishRobot 1 month ago 3
half the views this vid got they were broought by shane dawson they should totally pay him or something haha xP
lilwayner1 1 month ago 3
shane brought me here xD
TheeGibby 1 month ago 3
shane brought me here :)
gtaiscool1231 1 month ago
lol shane brought me here =)
grevous13 1 month ago
lmaoooo
sexiswaggaable 1 month ago
why is their all thees likes this mad of a penny and a USED condom
happypappy507 1 month ago
such beautiful lyrics...
whateva717 1 month ago 10
i would tell Riskay to smell my ass and shit all over the bitch's face, like a real OG nigga would.
509AMMO77 1 month ago
... SHANE DAWSON BROUGHT ME HERE. MMMM.
themorganausbrooks 1 month ago 5
If I was that dude I would go anal with some chick than tell Riskay "Yeap smell my dick all you want"
eggles15 1 month ago 3
fucking gay it's a shame she made money off trash shit like this.
GrayAu 1 month ago
In case anyone thinks this doesn't happen, my ex used to smell my dick whenever I came in late.
whatawookie5000 1 month ago 2
@whatawookie5000 I know that feel bro.
thegr8alexander90000 1 month ago
Why is she stressing over some big motherfucker in a Snickers jacket?
castillodeluxe 1 month ago 5
a million chicks out there feels the same way this chick feels and wish they had made this song them damn selves so don't be trying to bash her cause she making money, ya heard
madea318 1 month ago
@madea318 she probably made $250 from this song
brashmadcap 1 month ago
@madea318 Then a million chicks need to learn how to swallow.
NumberJon5 1 month ago
WTF?? this is stupid.
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Stupid fucking song. You have to admit, the chic singing the chorus is kinda hot tho. lol And the way she sings the word cool like 'keeewww' is cute. Of course the stripper had to be a white blonde too. LOL
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AMagicalUsername 1 month ago
vevo wants to smell our dicks..
MidWestKiD337 1 month ago
What the actual fuck.
beowulff420 1 month ago 4
@beowulff420 LMFAO. LLMFS!
mcorey88 4 weeks ago
WTF? How does she have an official vevo channel?? I thought this was some random self made video
theislandlight 1 month ago
dhis my song dats rite let me smell yo diick
Justyce001 1 month ago
I thought she was going to drink the bleach.
DrRockzo1193 1 month ago
this song is so deep, it really has a powerful meaning behind it,and what that is, is that the bitch wants to smell yo dick
509AMMO77 1 month ago
are these people serious??? Oh hell nah you cant smell my dick.!
TacoloveMulti 1 month ago
needs more cats
jonfornoff87 1 month ago
a fat dude in a snickers jacket? really?
iamawhore1 1 month ago 2
653 people dont wash their penis in the shower.
zjohnson101 1 month ago 49