NCIS "The Funny Bits"

[17smartin]

I like love NCIS -3

[HelloMi1000]

What episode was 3:27 from? Please respond

[Beeimus]

I loveeeee Tonyyyy

[augirl99]

"That's our boss" lol

[RoCkOuTGIRL105]

1:35 Don't mess with Abby, GO NCIS! <3

[Blackdrake1]

Ugh Come on! Where is Ziva freaking out at her computer?

[rose0103usa]

thanks

[JayEEisawsome]

2:56 to 3:01 rofl! I laughed at tony's squeak. It was hilarious!

[Sailormercury89]

@JayEEisawsome I know right!! I love when he squeaks!! 

[socalanna1]

You spelled Ziba wrong but that was a cool video I liked it

[xxhiscontrolxx]

@socalanna1 her name is ziva lol and i agree great viddd :)

[laxinginger]

WHAT BOUT MCGEE!?!?!?! He's my fav character sooo that makes me mad

[Abstir010]

ABBY! my name, my character :)

[xXxCowgirl4lifexXx]

LMAO at 3:00 with Tony's squeak XD he sounds so hilarious lol

[LaikVictoria49]

What about McGee?

[CrypticBTR]

Oww! What was that for?

Because that was definatly NOT your knee! Get owned Dinnozzo

[1962snake]

Career Girl Barbie Abby. She was SO HOT. WOW.

[apporttherefromtqkt]

I Watch allmy Episodes at TV[.]Usnetxxx[.]com

[Heavenclan]

Why cant I find Zira's pig, pine mistake

[keyboardfriend]

"Thats our boss".

[jaygirl942]

1.39 ?? I really wanna know! I wanna see Abby tie someone up :)

[jayelle01]

@jaygirl942 1.39 was from Frame Up (3.09). One of my favourites :)

[jayelle01]

I think season 3 is my favourite, I also love 1 & 2. 4 was good but was too secretive, Great stories though, especially the ones involving McGee. I cried when Paula died too. I loved 5 but 6 lacked the comedy that I have always associated NCIS with. I've just ordered season 7 (I'm from Australia) and hope the comedy returns.

[TombstoneCity1387]

I laughed so hard I cried at 2:59. I didn't think it was possible for Michael Wetherley to make a noise that high-pitched!

[MrSpartan259]

McGee looks a bit fat in these episodes

[MrEvilpopo]

1:42  HE SPILLED ABBIE'S CAFPOW HE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!

[Katyranch]

Hahaha, "Elf lord" hahahahahahahahahaah

[Piazzafan1]

"Good Hustle Palmer!" that was the funneist shit ever!!!

[ChocolateRox22]

Lmao wen Gibbs sed it won't b on your head l0lzz

[TheJennxxx]

ha ha wing nuts ha

[idus9]

3.22 ???

[TonyDinozzoLover16]

what is 4:22 to 4:45?

[sneakster1978]

"Good hustle Palmer!"

One of my favorite episodes right there :)

[SuperHarves]

tony hick ups while get hit at 2:36

[Malle31Mus]

what's the woman's name at 1:57?

[shawnman13]

I like where McGee puts dog sound effects on Tonys computer and he sits on it and mimics the sound

[1BugLUV]

what do you got? a PhD. in porn! lol.. iM not as flexible as iShud be.. haha how bout you kiss my experienced buttox... lol are you waiting for me to guess elf lord? haha iWas gonna say im gonna kill you myself lol hey does anyone know what episode an season 2:55 to 3:08 is lol

[xxChecker102xx]

haha i love tony's squeal

[chocolatekitten6]

abby was funny in the begging saying she could kill him and leave no forensic evidence that was HISTERICAL rofl

[Siobhanxo95]

OMG ZIVA! "i feel like a donkeys but!" "a donkeys but?"

 "i think she ment hourses ass" "yeah that to"

LMFAO!

[jessrulzlol]

whats the episode at 3:50?

[tiva2497]

carrer girl barbie

tony no!!!!!!!!!!!

omg yess

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[rainpaw4]

what episode was 3:05?

[KittyIvie]

YOU SKIPPED ON MCGEE

[kiir33]

"I'm not as flexible as i should be." Gotta love Abby!

[MIKELOWELLGIRL25]

"Good hustle Palmer." LOL.

[aussyangel]

Abby is the best character to ever exist. Period. :D

[ursulaxsandy]

And where are mcgee's funny bits? :O

[afgnprincess]

omg hahaha i love tonys squeal at 2:59 :P

[hrowe123]

what episode was 1:39 ?

[mml86]

To detentioner4life, 1.37 is the episode where Tony gets framed for murder. Season 3, Episode 9: Frame Up.

and to DeathNotedLight, they where in bed when they where undercover. Season 3, Episode 8: Under Covers.

cheers;)

[detentioner4life]

what episode is 1:37

[stitch950]

@detentioner4life

frame up season 3

[DeathNotedLight]

WHEN WERE THEY IN BED!

[twilightersluvemmett]

@DeathNotedLight

they were undercover married assasins.

[ammystarfire]

great vid but what about mcgee?

[matt188520]

it's ziva

[youngfilly1000]

is it Viva or Viba

[matt12140]

Why is this marked spam?

[fire4wd73]

sorry ?

[JrockAddict08]

what episode was 3:51 from?

[IloveGradySizemore]

woah woah woah..is that tony & ziva in bed together?

[Dizzybear]

It's the episode under covers. they were on assignment undercovers as asassains.

[glassslipperr]

what episode is 2:30-2:40 frommmm?????????

[hshorsegirl1]

its called "Under Covers" i think its seson 3 ep 8 and tony and ziva go under cover as a marrided couple! ong of my fav eps!

[aussyangel]

I forget which seaosn it was, 4 i think, but which episode was it where Abby's talking to McGee but hes not listenning and shes like, 'Im pregnant, McGee. Twins. I havent told the father yet, but I think its Gibbs. I dont know what it is, but something about that silver hair makes me all fuzzy inside.' What ep is that?? Wow its sad I know that all off by heart lol

[malilite]

I'm sorry but you miss one of the funniest Abby's moment. I think it was in the early season, she was talking to Gibbs alone, Gibbs was sit in his own desk, she makes the military "salut" and talks military.

"- Can I go no ?

- Yes, Abby

- Thank you, sir.

- Don't call me sir.

- Thank you, ma'am."

Doesn't seem funny but the first time I hear it, just cracked me up XD.

[malilite]

Does Ziva in the beginning of season 3 trying to have a foreign accent ? I'm not sure.

"How about you kiss my ... experience butt-ox" LMAO goodjob tony.

What episode it is at 3.51 till 3.57 ?

[ilizashlesingerrocks]

what episode do ziva and tony do o=it omg i must have missed it im so pissed

[DarkWolf438]

its called 'Under Covers'

[NCIScrubs]

MissPea97 it is from season 3 episode 9 frame up near the end where abby has stayed up with her caf pow and chip seems to be threatening her with a knife after he cut the line.

[MissPea97]

what episode is 1:35 from?

[sascas88]

does any1 know which episode it is where dinozzo is saying "How about you kiss my experienced buttocks?" ... that has me in creases lol x

[indestructible31]

Season 3 "Switch"

[yajila01]

thanks GOLDI.... ill check for that...

coz here on my place wer stil on season 2...

*sigh*

[Petalstripe28]

I look like... like...

Career girl Barbie!

LOL!

[yajila01]

guys do u know where can i find a complete version of ncis seasons,,,im really addicted to dis show.... pls pls...tnx for d response.... im referring to a site

[goldiloks08]

i'm pretty sure iTunes has them all.

[SonicGoneTechno]

I love how Ziva says "You start kicking my butt." XD

[caramelgirl13]

I just enjoyed that video!! very funny!!!

[Elemental135]

Apparently some commenters are confused; Tony and Ziva didn't have sex while undercover. They were in the bed together naked and pretending to have sex. At one point Tony was doing push-ups over Ziva LOL.

[vidmastr27]

This is great.:D The tension between Tony and Ziva..you can cut with a knife!!

[thenightmarecafe]

xD 2:59 sounds like a seal or something xD

[Petalstripe28]

@thenightmarecafe OMIGOSH U R RIGHT!

[nubserver]

PHD in porn?!?!

[tiva2497]

@nubserver u dont wanna know

[Rentheadnumber1]

McGee: How about I follow in your footsteps as you lead the way?

Tony: How about you kiss my experience buttocks? *Smiles*

VERY FUNNY! Tony= Epic

[lollybird23]

i love abbey :P

[Ajordan111]

where did u get ur clips from?

[McTony0]

Please, what episode is 0:50-0:57 (where Gibbs threatens to spank Abby)?

I want to use that clip in a video.

[McTony0]

Gibbs: "What do you have, Abby?"

Abby: "Umm...a Ph.D. in porn?"

Gibbs: "Did you learn anything?"

Abby: "I'm not nearly as flexible as I should be."

I LOOOVE Tony's squeak at 1:01! My second-favorite "Tony noise"!

(The BEST is his big-cat purr when Kate's in the shower, in Terminal Leave.)

[VintageBeauty1313]

what is the episode at :43?

[kimolainen]

They were undercover so they had sex to look like they were the ones , they pretended to be :P

[lycoswerewolf]

haha you can make a hole 10 min vid with funny things of abby XD

[pessimistpojken]

03:59

IS ZIVA SLEEPING WITH TONY?

[amandatuny]

In one episode with Kate there is a suspect named Gibs, but with one B and then Kate asks Gibbs why he has two Bs and he said the second one is for bastard, and it is really funny the way he says it and that reminded me of this video.

[007MoMoney]

1:38 NOW CAN I WORK ALONE?

[900712jw]

I couldn't help myself at 4:14. LMAO, Tony sounds so damn funny =P

[pookiechick89]

I love that part too!!! :)

[RaspBerryHats]

He makes the best sounds!!

[TheRandomShowHQ]

Which is the vid where Abby & Tony r shot @ & she's like "u have a nice booty!!!!!"

[SgtSplatter782]

season 3 Episode 1 "Kill Ari pt. 1"

[TheRandomShowHQ]

Oh, I hate that epi.... SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xxno1MissHavokxX]

omg what the episode when tony and ziva get it on - im from england - so if it hasnt aired yet i wont have seen it yet

[AnotherLondoner]

It's aired they were pretending to be spys I think or assasins

[GamerGirl566]

Undercovers

[emzzie22]

its from season 4 its called inder covers and they are unde

r cover lol

[theCatbalou]

im addicted to NCIS!! + i Love the actors

[TheNCISgeek]

wingnutt..... a new insult which i will use amlost every day

[DontMockTheCheese]

..........

when Gibbs says he wont be smacking Abby on the back of the head does he mean full on bitch slap

[befany14]

I think he means on her bottom:)

[PensXAngelX29]

he means that he's gonna slap her on her ass

[DontMockTheCheese]

wait.....are you a Gabby shipper?

Abby+Gibbs= Father/Daughter

Abby+Tony= Little sister/Big Brother

Abby+McGee= Lovers

Abby+Ziva=Good friends almost sisterly

Abby+Kate= Little Sister/Big Sister

Abby+Jimmy= Cousins

Abby+Jen= Mother/Daughter *A real HARSH mom*

Abby+Ducky= Grandaughter/Grandfather

[SRG9523]

Hahahahaaaaaaa the director should have gotten her sorry ass fired for hiring that assistant...

[MultiAfan]

Very funny video.

[forensicdawg]

Well i suppose that is true, he is kinda silly, like when he said, even you cound drive that fast boss! lol

[ShadowTheBeing]

Holy Fu.

O_O Ziva and..DiNozzo? HOLY SHIT DUDE.

[forensicdawg]

aw!!! What about McGee! ? Then again, he's not awesomely funny.

[Rentheadnumber1]

Yes he is...in his own way. Lol.

[GrotesqueFan]

Did Tony just say Career Girl Barbie? LMAO, Abby's noises and expressions after that were hilarious.

I love how Ziva mixes up the American sayings. I find them so utterly hilarious, especially when Tony corrects her or corrects it for her.

[slimmdogg2968]

0:50

Is he threatening tospank Abby, cause if he is, thats really hot.

[teresaschultz06]

I know! I think he is

[slimmdogg2968]

LOL

[Rentheadnumber1]

No, I think he means just smacking her on the butt, not spankings...

[hanabanana1993]

which episode was 4.45??

[TravelJoe2010]

"are you waiting for me to guess...Elf Lord?"

[vidmastr26]

I love it @ 3:15. :D That's hilarious!

[lovetvshows]

''we are looking at you agent dinozzo, all of you'' omg :D hhahahahahaah i started laugh so much and now my stomach hurts ;D

[Rentheadnumber1]

;D Jen rocks for that, I agree. She's funny just like her mentor/partner/ex-lover Gibbs. Lol.

[lovergirl090]

Oh my god, Gibbs threatened to spank Abby. He can't do that!

[Jjdude101]

at 349 what ep is that?

really funny btw.

[BullriderPride91]

wat episode between 1:08 and 1:17?

[SillySmoothtCollie]

UNDER COVERS

[georgia1pacific]

Please tell me the episode from 0:49 - 0:57 Great video by the way

[theironyoflife]

"Switch"

Season 3, Episode 5

[georgia1pacific]

Thank You

[badass0685]

"packin a nice booty too"

abby rocks!

[xjefflix92]

how bout mcgee!!!

[77trico]

Season 3, Episode 8 "Under Covers". They were working under cover, pretending to be married assassins. The sex isn't real.

[mattkearneyfan]

That was incredible. "Career Girl Barbie". You got that right Dinozzo. At 3:01, he screetches like a little girld. 10/10.

[gibbsangel2008]

What is .49-.55 from?

[gibbsangel2008]

I found it! It is from "Switch". S3 E5.

[XxDEATHNOTExX27]

Aw, man- I just love this show!

:)

Can any tell me what episode it is where the guys all tied up at 1:39 - 1:45 with Abby asking "Now can I work alone?"

[ErikaDiLante]

it was at the end of Frame Up

[michellelovescena]

i love 2:45;3:00;3:18;4:17;and 4:47....I luv Ncis..Thanks Tony with your sexy eyes..and getting me started on the show..I love u!!!!!!..Ur amazing..oh and amazing video

[CJW8050]

haha i love 4:00

[MyOwnFan1993]

What episode is that?

[CJW8050]

I cant remember exactly , but i remember its an episode , where a wife of a marine shoots her husband while he's driving the car

[KCR1992]

Switch season 3 episode 5

[SuperDuper332]

I love the second bit where Abby is touching Tony's arse!! That was funny.

[NanaBearProductions]

what ep is 0:21 too 0:34 Lol ty!

[xxemmy94xx]

I think it was Kill Ari.

[gibbsangel2008]

no. i know it wasn't kill ari. it was episode 3.9 called Frame-Up.

[fanofstuffedanimals]

no it was bloodbath

[NanaBearProductions]

what ep is 1:37 AND GRATE VIDEO!!!

[supersims182]

what episode is 3:25??

Good Hustle Palmer!!

hahaha

greetings from mexico!!

[Bloom1219]

Season 3 episode 5 Switch

[armband123xxx]

the noise tony makes at 4:14 is soooooooooooo funny i think I couldn't make a sound like this ^^

[0inspiration0]

wHAT SERIES AND EPISODE IS 4:30?

[sopranoabovef]

what episode is 2.46

[ihasanopinion]

who plays Abs coz I really wanna know

[camobug419]

Pauley perette

[FredDude27]

..who closed her online blog due to being freaked out by her fans creepy responses.

[jealousofu]

thats really unfortunate. :(

[12hello8]

Who closed their online blog, due to being creeped out by fans' responses? (NCIS, you commented on here 5 months ago).

[FredDude27]

That would be Pauley Perrette. She once had a blog but closed it down due to fans response. I never read the blog myself and I dont know the old adress.

[12hello8]

Oh wow. That's sad. Oh well, then. (: Thanks.

[TARDISgirl900]

i love that noise tony makes a 3.00 lol