What would you expect would happen? There's tens of thousands of people who think as hatefull for real. Making a joke about it is bound to be misunderstood unless you hang a big sign on it saying you're not serious. ^_^
The scary thing is, i think the 156 "likes" are from people who actually think this kid is serious and they agree with him. Not bc they think this is a funny joke.
Wow thank you so much I'd readly believe the fragile thoughts of a 14 year child who has no kind of education in any scientific field and not the collective thoughts of millions of people who actually have an education......oh wait I don't
Poe's Law: actual creationism cannot be told from satires on creationism, because satire relies on exaggeration, and it's impossible to exaggerate the stupidity of creationism.
Exuse me, is this satire ir not? I have to know that before i respond. Because this is vvery stupid, but not more stupid then venomfangx or kent hovind, so i dont see if its satire or not?
Finally, the quintessential scientific debunking of stupid atheist blasphemers. Thank you for debunking Evil-lution. Very well thought out, good work. You have truly washed your brain in the blood of the lamb.
Good thing nothing gave us delicious naturally grown fruits and vegetables to sustain our accidental happening. And it's a good thing that nothing gave us water to survive, the evaporation process to deliver water everywhere, and the wind to drive those clouds. And it's a good thing that nothing gave us a pollination process carried out by the birds, bees and wind.. And it's a good thing that nothing chose to do it on this planet only, can you picture moon neighbors? Divine creation, yeah right.
Good thing nothing gave us natural disasters, widespread diseases throughout the world, starving children, child soldiers, parents dying leaving their children behind, babies dying at birth, you sure did leave those out :). Need I say more?
The only planet? There are BILLIONS of planets throughout the universe, we do not know everything but to simply state that "god did it" is pure ignorance.
@XxHooksxX ...and even though it was so close...still no life there. No ozone, nothing. Science says the moon moves away from the earth at a constant 1 1/2" per year. So guess where the moon must have been 50 million years ago? A billion years ago? And just how did it break away from our gravity? And just how could it have formed near the earth if the earth's gravity is strongest? It's all bullshit dude, and you;ve fallen for it big time. The Bible says many will be decived. But I'm not.
If god is all knowing he should be able to forgive, he should've known people would've done independent thinking and questioned things instead of just believing everything they're told.
The bible was written by people no different than you and I, just ordinary people who made up a bunch of BS that simple minded people followed.
Giant carnivorous dinosaur fossils proves the bible is fake, that's all the evidence you need.
Is there a god? IDK, but I do know religion is BS.
@XxHooksxX Let's not talk about ignorance. Because if you can't see the obvious truth, I'm not the ignorant one. You can talk about allllllll those other planets and your twisted idea that aliens planted us here....it's bullshit. There has never been life found elsewhere. I like how you people want to live and swear by facts only, then throw your own beliefs in and call them normal. And according to science, the moon was alot closer (maybe even inside) the earth billions of years ago....
We know very little about our universe, we cannot explain everything but as I said before just saying "god did it" is pure ignorance. There hasn't been life found elsewhere because we can't even get out of our own solar system. IDK where we came from, nobody is saying Aliens planted us here.
All religions are the same, if you were born in Rome back in the day you would've believed in Zeus, you would've said he made the lightning, the sun god ETC.
@XxHooksxX You think evolution just came along? LOL...nope. It stems from ancient pagan religions and beliefes. It's shown to you in one of my vids. Come out of this crap and taking glory away from the creator. He aint too happy about it when he returns and he opens one big can o' whoopass because he's made sure everyone is told the truth. You've received it right? You've chosen not to believe and educate yourself according to the truth, but you have had the chance to receive it.
What are we? We are animals, we are no different than the animals that roam this earth. The only thing that separates us from "animals" is our intelligence, that's it. We mate, we eat, we die, look at the hair on your head, the nails on your fingers, your teeth, your bones, we are all the same, we are all animals. We just happen to be smarter than every other animal on the planet. You're living in fear, you want it to be true so badly, you're brain washed you won't listen.
@XxHooksxX ..if we were evolved, there wouldn't be 2 million species of life on this planet. And if evolution was true...we'd be witnessing it with 2 million forms of life to observe....duh, It's you that are blinded. It's you that refuse to listen. Good thing that nothing accidentally provided different foods for 2 million species, from bacteria and fungi, to humans right? And seeing as how you're just an animal, do you plan on eating your wife's or kid's dead corpse when they die? Wake up.
Dinosaurs prove the bible is fake, end of discussion. There is no way humans would be able to coexist with 30 foot tall carnivorous dinosaurs that could run 30 MPH, or dinosaurs such as the Utahraptor which stood over 6ft tall, weighed 1,500lbs, ran over 20MPH and hunted in packs, what would jesus do? Hit it with his sandal? "But it mentions the giant cedar tree like tail der der der", Doesn't mean shit, and it failed to mention the millions of other giant dinosaurs.
@XxHooksxX Really? You sleep with your children? Will you kill your child if you smell the scent of a human on it? (lotta love for your kid there huh?) Do you and your wife plan on sleeping with others? Will you kill the next guy that walks into your territory or near your children? Do you eat your meat raw without getting sick? Do you sniff your friend's ass when you see him? Do you walk around naked, shitting and pissing in front of anyone without any shame? You're the one that's brainwashed..
I might if I grew up in the wild, but we learn things when we grow up. We learn what is right and wrong in order to fit into society, our parents teach us what is right and wrong. We have a higher intelligence than other animals and that is what separates us, our ability to learn. Ever seen a hyper kid? They're wild, they don't care what they do, they take what they want by force. Now imagine if you don't teach that kid right from wrong, they act just like wild animals!
@XxHooksxX 24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 1 Timothy 1:4 Neither give heed to fables (evolution) and endless genealogies,(evolution and the million year old man lie) which minister questions, (so so many questions about it that they search endlessly to concoct) rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do....You got it backwards dude.....get out of it and into the truth.
@XxHooksxX 21Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. (evolution)
Just look at the color of your skin. My skin is dark brown, can you guess why? It's because over the years our skin has evolved from the area you're in, my facial features are different than yours, my eyes etc., my dark skin helps to protect me from the sun. The same for asians, why do you think their eyes are like that? It's called the epicanthal fold, this fold protects their eyes from the sunlight and the extreme weather. According to you, should we all look EXACTLY the same
@XxHooksxX So it's healthier for a white man to be in the sun, than it is a black man. Because of your higher body temperature due to the suns rays, you are more susceptible to stroke and heart attack. It's a lie. If it was true, the blacks would be in the ice caps. You handle the cold better. Bye dude....have at it, but it's all Biblical. And it's all going down. Good Luck (but the people in their own areas does mean something Biblically)
@XxHooksxX Sorry dude, you burn just like the rest of us. If skin color had anything to do evolutionally...seeing as how black attracts heat and the sun, the people in the ice caps where it's 40 below, sure woulda liked to have nice dark sun/ heat attracting skin. It would be the other way around. Sure a white person can burn, but once we burn, we tan. And while we're not sucking in all those hot sunrays like you are with your black skin. Our skin would be at 100 deg., yours would be at 140.
@XxHooksxX I just copied this from the medical journal (If you want the webpage, I'll send it to you in a PM)...Heredity. Blacks, Asians, and Hispanics have higher rates of stroke than do whites, related partly to higher blood pressure. ....You're more susceptible to stroke, so evolutionally speaking, the people evolving the way you speak in certain areas, especially higher at risk for strokes blacks, in the hottest places, don't fit the equation.
@XxHooksxX You do realize the Bible has warned us about all this evolution and million year old man crap right?.... Romans 1:19Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. (it's obvious) 20For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
Why doesn't anybody understand that the earth was created by Santa Claus, and Mrs. Claus gave birth to all species living on this planet over a span of about 5 days? We Clausists have overwhelming evidence proving our beliefs that Santa Clause created the earth, and anyone who says anything else is completely full of shit!
@sorenlarrington You got it all wrong pal, the Galactic confederacy (or whatever it's called) led by Xenu (I think brought us here! Duh! Humans are older than earth (or the universe I forget.)
Ahahahahahahah damn, I need to catch my breath, that's a lot of crap to shove down your throats.
i'm cristian... but the theory of mutation and 'Evil-ution' as so elegantly and constantly mentioned in this video *pauses and breaths in* *maybe makes a nerdy snort* anyway the theory is that an animal with a mutation over thousands of years that has an advantage on its original counter part will survive better... tho i believe that it is more likely that an omnipotent being the lord, created the universe rather than that there was nothing Which EXPLODED! this kid is pushing the line too far.
You are about 15. Before you make statements like this go to college get a degree learn how scientific theory works. Then you might not seem so silly. To say another silly thing: I BELIEVE in the THEORY of Gravity.....yes its a THEORY if you out there can refute that THEORY then I might have a tiny ammount of respect for creationists...
Giraffes. Why would they have long necks? Well, the obvious answer is that with long necks, they can locate a food source which has fewer competitors. The long neck enables them to eat the leaves from the top of the tree. As these leaves are more exposed to the sun, they are also more nutritious. There are hundreds of credible reasons to think why an animal would evolve to form a longer neck.
@HiMyNameIsJayy I have. It says nothing about it being satire, and just calls everyone a bitch. Not only is it not funny, but having watched many films on this topic, it is not outrageous to think this man is being serious. Indeed, watch his other films. I am none too sure. It is not just me who thinks he was being serious. Indeed, the description is obvious that it has been added after posting. Otherwise why tell everyone to stop bitching? The description say nothing.
get a life loser think about this the only reason why we are diferent than animals there was a mutation in there genes so ffs stop being againts my religeon u pregitist.
@donxrangeNEW I didn't understand your comment at all. I have got that you were religious of some sort. But the rest was difficult to understand due to the very poor spelling and grammar. What religion are you? The "offensive" religion? Or the "I can't respond without being rude" religion?
I don't think someone who can't spell is in any position to others a loser? By the way, we are animals, and come under the "mammal" section of your text book.
The giraffes with a tiny tiny tiny tiny bit more of a neck would of has access to more food. Which would of made it stronger, blah blah blah, stronger sperm. More chance of having healthy offspring. Those offspring inheriting that tiny bit more of a neck....
Fast forward. A little bit more neck... ect ect ect ect = Long neck.
Sorry, Mutations are most certainly not ALWAYS harmful, actually mutations are helpful given the circumstances, and adaption all prove that mutations can be good. Additionally, the speed of light is constant, the nearest galaxy to us is 2.5million light years away. We are seeing Andromeda as it was 2.5million years ago, how do you explain this. On saturn's ring, please go look up the history and formation of the rings, it will show you that the rate of expansion of the rings was not constant.
i would just like to say how appauled i am at the lack of scientific education that this person has recieved! he doesnt even know the basics of evolution
no the phone doesn't have genes or cells your a fucking idiot. You try to prove that god exists by saying evolution is wrong. Even if evolution was 100% wrong you still have no proof for your POV.
Dear me. Brainwashed, deluded and uppity. Not one convincing argument or fact. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad. Evolution is not random. It is a process involving incremental change and adaptation. Time and time again we hear the same this ill conceived assertion of it being random. Read more science and less fables lad.
ha ha ha i counted 7 times he contradicted HIMSELF, but he was sort of right about one thing, some mutations are not benificial his mother having sex with her brother and him being born now thats a bad mutation.
yep and the 6th reason why evolution is a lie is..... if you look in the background you can see that he still hasn't evolved enough to make his own bed ! - Dawkins is out of a job..... or maybe God made it that way and we should leave it like that......
ok right if your are taking out of this video its was so so funny, if you where being deadly serious though please go off and get some education. You are correct in saying that there are a good mutations! With the giraffe's neck is long and sort are softer is because the ones with the shorter necks died out over time as they could not get so the higher up leaves like the ones with the longer necks did, this takes 1000's of year and not just an other night thing!
truebeliverinjesus you still a baby and do not know anything about the world go study and wait until your adult and experiences before sanding vid like this,begin by cutting your ombilical cord
Agree with reiseRI. This kid is hard to take seriusly. Again he makes the normal mistake that evolution is somehow against God. Most evolusionists are christians, and most creationist are not. His "facts" are so stupid i wont even comment on them only to say watch "the foundational falsehoods of creationism" posted by Aron Ra, and learn
you are SO unbeleviable stupid that it doesnt even make me angry, this really made me laught and feel pity for you in a certain of way.
im not going to even answer on all of your questions cos they are so god damn stupid but the q;number 5: its not by random change, it due natural selection
or if this was a joke, it was not funny at all.. i dont even know what it was. PLEASE do your research from the objects that you compare before making statements from them
If he's being disingenuous, I wouldn't call it joking. I've heard the same argument from actual creationists. He's either doing a good impression of them, or realized how stupid he was and tried to save face.
this is probably an unhealthy level of commitment. kinda creepy and looks like the early stages of disassociation with society. or maybe its just a sadistic reproach on christianity
If this is satire and you're really an atheist 'truebelieverinjesus' (as your comment above suggests) then stop it. The more naive folks reading this probably think you're serious, and you might detract from the undoubted truth of evolution. If you're trying to be a supporter of evolutionary theory be more direct and therefore useful.
1. Yes. I've also seen the video where Dawkins explains what was going on in his head.
2. There are so many different ways to date the earth, and all of them agree that the earth is way more than 6,000 years old. No twisting is necessary.
3. An E. coli bacterium in Lenski's experiment mutated in a way that allowed it to use citrate as a food source.
5. Just because something looks a certain way doesn't mean it is. For example, the sun looks like it goes around the earth, but it doesn't.
Brilliant comment. Maybe the boy can earn some money at Templeton Foundation or the Discovery Insitute, discussing the number of angels that you can put in a pin head or showing that evolution is false because the Bible can´t be wrong.
This young man on the video is deluded. He does not provide any coherent and factual argument. He has obviously been indoctrinated by other creationists.
If you sneaked 10 cockroaches into someone's house numbered 1-10 in ascending order 1 being the slowest,10 being the fastest. For this expiriment the home is inescapable by roaches. The slower ones will be spotted and killed whereas the faster ones can escpae and hide. Leaving the smaller ones to reproduce. The faster offspring will be more likely to live long enought to reproduce themselves whereas the slower ones will be killed. Over millions of years this will vastly change their size
Don't make fun of this malfunctioning half wit retard. By the way Retard Dawkins isn't a satanist he's a atheist. You fucken moron Atheists don't believe in the Devil. And he was never stumpped that was a creationist haox. Get your facts straight you moron. Your young, go our and get stoned and laid you closet fag.
Not because of anything that is said but rather by the fact that this person has an IQ significantly lower than that of most ,if not all primates, proving that there has been no evil-ution whatsoever in mankind.
I hope you're extracting the Urine, but if you;re not, Evolutionary Theory says NOTHING about Geology or Planetary science so that means you are a moron. Having said that your so-called 'theory' doesn't explain ANYTHING about Saturn's rings which you seem to think emanated from the planet. A phone is built from composite parts, a human grows from a combination of sperm and ovum, a phone doesn't grow, it is put together.
Sounds like you are too dumb to understand science so you cling to your fairy tails. These reasons are the stupidest most ignorant things I've ever heard.
Even if evolution was wrong and the earth and the universe was created, what evidence do you have to show that it was your god (as opposed to other gods)
I think what he is trying to explain is that the universe and the world are created with such perfection, that leaves no room for evolution, which in turn proves destruction.
Perfection? 3/4 of the world is water, and large portions are land, but completely uninhabitable under normal circumstances, like the Sahara and the Antarctic. The vast majority of the Universe is uninhabitable too. Not to mention all the diseases and flukes the body has. SURE SOUNDS LIKE PERFECTION.
what's your point then to refute evolution? I thought you meant that the world was created without room for evolution because it was designed with perfection.
you can tell if videos like these are real or parody by the comments and rating being blocked.
BloodSinVIII 2 months ago
lolol literally made me laugh out loud at how ignorant and misinformed this twelve year old kid is. Atheists ftw!!
1346Kris 3 months ago
New Favorite Channel.
JWMCobraLord 3 months ago
@GlorybyMurder read the description
Xzerio 3 months ago
"I'M JOKING GODDAMN IT STOP BITCHING"
-Thank God, I thought you weren't joking for some seconds.
Scubapops 5 months ago
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Evenflowist314 6 months ago
just because a bunch of morons thumb up your comment, doesn't mean your right
XxxxExclusivexxxX 6 months ago
... EPIC FAIL! Way to go deusher... It's also hard to believe this is a joke when your name is "TrueBelieverInJesus"
theresonlyoneworld 7 months ago
... EPIC FAIL! Way to go deusher
theresonlyoneworld 7 months ago
"I'M JOKING GODDAMN IT STOP BITCHING"
What would you expect would happen? There's tens of thousands of people who think as hatefull for real. Making a joke about it is bound to be misunderstood unless you hang a big sign on it saying you're not serious. ^_^
Blahb27 7 months ago
The scary thing is, i think the 156 "likes" are from people who actually think this kid is serious and they agree with him. Not bc they think this is a funny joke.
scotttisdale 7 months ago 5
Wow thank you so much I'd readly believe the fragile thoughts of a 14 year child who has no kind of education in any scientific field and not the collective thoughts of millions of people who actually have an education......oh wait I don't
TozaseDG2 7 months ago
Yeah! dumbasses! we were made from sand! damn it! evolution is IMPOSSIBLE....but being formed from sand is perfectly possible! amirite!?
smartandstupid37 8 months ago
@ggriffinn1 All hail bunnies!
smartandstupid37 8 months ago
@ggriffinn1 tehe I like bunnies :p
Nonoftheabov 8 months ago
zero benficial mutations? so you don't think bacteria that mutate and devolp drug resistance are not more likely to survive than those who don't.
Seriously you retard take ONE lesson on basic evolution
mancno1 10 months ago
hey your the 5,000th satirical christian video on youtube! ffs these need to stop
JuiceBoxheero 10 months ago
Have another bong rip dude
torputube 11 months ago
Yep, spoken as a true Christian... god bless you xD
RoberMatts 11 months ago
im gunna go buy some jesus toilet paper RIGHT NOW because of you so i can rub my shit all over him.
itwaslogan 1 year ago
Poe's Law: actual creationism cannot be told from satires on creationism, because satire relies on exaggeration, and it's impossible to exaggerate the stupidity of creationism.
puffin02 1 year ago
Glad a twelve year old fetus boy can debunk Stephan Hawking and the most brilliant scientists in the world. What would we do without you, kid?
eanielsen123 1 year ago
Exuse me, is this satire ir not? I have to know that before i respond. Because this is vvery stupid, but not more stupid then venomfangx or kent hovind, so i dont see if its satire or not?
gulbirk 1 year ago
haha i just farted a couple hours ago.it was wet and juicy, and squeaky
CORNP00 1 year ago
I wasn't sure if you were serious or not until I scrolled down to the description-box and the comments, ha.
Thumbs Up
geragna 1 year ago
I'm not going to trust anyone who can't be bothered to make their own bed...
MrGavinglover 1 year ago
I couldn't tell he was joking from the video alone, he sounds exactly like creationists.
Well done,
shandcunt 1 year ago 2
@shandcunt the account name is pretty convincing too LOLOOLOLOL
SHIBBYiPANDA 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Who's Lution and why do you hate him so much?
Phelan666 1 year ago
Finally, the quintessential scientific debunking of stupid atheist blasphemers. Thank you for debunking Evil-lution. Very well thought out, good work. You have truly washed your brain in the blood of the lamb.
traycox01 1 year ago
Good satire there Mr. I got a good laugh.
Zaithebassist 1 year ago
Good thing nothing gave us delicious naturally grown fruits and vegetables to sustain our accidental happening. And it's a good thing that nothing gave us water to survive, the evaporation process to deliver water everywhere, and the wind to drive those clouds. And it's a good thing that nothing gave us a pollination process carried out by the birds, bees and wind.. And it's a good thing that nothing chose to do it on this planet only, can you picture moon neighbors? Divine creation, yeah right.
shadapple 1 year ago
@shadapple
Good thing nothing gave us natural disasters, widespread diseases throughout the world, starving children, child soldiers, parents dying leaving their children behind, babies dying at birth, you sure did leave those out :). Need I say more?
The only planet? There are BILLIONS of planets throughout the universe, we do not know everything but to simply state that "god did it" is pure ignorance.
XxHooksxX 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX ...and even though it was so close...still no life there. No ozone, nothing. Science says the moon moves away from the earth at a constant 1 1/2" per year. So guess where the moon must have been 50 million years ago? A billion years ago? And just how did it break away from our gravity? And just how could it have formed near the earth if the earth's gravity is strongest? It's all bullshit dude, and you;ve fallen for it big time. The Bible says many will be decived. But I'm not.
shadapple 1 year ago
@shadapple
If god is all knowing he should be able to forgive, he should've known people would've done independent thinking and questioned things instead of just believing everything they're told.
The bible was written by people no different than you and I, just ordinary people who made up a bunch of BS that simple minded people followed.
Giant carnivorous dinosaur fossils proves the bible is fake, that's all the evidence you need.
Is there a god? IDK, but I do know religion is BS.
XxHooksxX 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX Let's not talk about ignorance. Because if you can't see the obvious truth, I'm not the ignorant one. You can talk about allllllll those other planets and your twisted idea that aliens planted us here....it's bullshit. There has never been life found elsewhere. I like how you people want to live and swear by facts only, then throw your own beliefs in and call them normal. And according to science, the moon was alot closer (maybe even inside) the earth billions of years ago....
shadapple 1 year ago
@shadapple
We know very little about our universe, we cannot explain everything but as I said before just saying "god did it" is pure ignorance. There hasn't been life found elsewhere because we can't even get out of our own solar system. IDK where we came from, nobody is saying Aliens planted us here.
All religions are the same, if you were born in Rome back in the day you would've believed in Zeus, you would've said he made the lightning, the sun god ETC.
XxHooksxX 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX You think evolution just came along? LOL...nope. It stems from ancient pagan religions and beliefes. It's shown to you in one of my vids. Come out of this crap and taking glory away from the creator. He aint too happy about it when he returns and he opens one big can o' whoopass because he's made sure everyone is told the truth. You've received it right? You've chosen not to believe and educate yourself according to the truth, but you have had the chance to receive it.
shadapple 1 year ago
@shadapple
What are we? We are animals, we are no different than the animals that roam this earth. The only thing that separates us from "animals" is our intelligence, that's it. We mate, we eat, we die, look at the hair on your head, the nails on your fingers, your teeth, your bones, we are all the same, we are all animals. We just happen to be smarter than every other animal on the planet. You're living in fear, you want it to be true so badly, you're brain washed you won't listen.
XxHooksxX 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX ..if we were evolved, there wouldn't be 2 million species of life on this planet. And if evolution was true...we'd be witnessing it with 2 million forms of life to observe....duh, It's you that are blinded. It's you that refuse to listen. Good thing that nothing accidentally provided different foods for 2 million species, from bacteria and fungi, to humans right? And seeing as how you're just an animal, do you plan on eating your wife's or kid's dead corpse when they die? Wake up.
shadapple 1 year ago
@shadapple
Dinosaurs prove the bible is fake, end of discussion. There is no way humans would be able to coexist with 30 foot tall carnivorous dinosaurs that could run 30 MPH, or dinosaurs such as the Utahraptor which stood over 6ft tall, weighed 1,500lbs, ran over 20MPH and hunted in packs, what would jesus do? Hit it with his sandal? "But it mentions the giant cedar tree like tail der der der", Doesn't mean shit, and it failed to mention the millions of other giant dinosaurs.
XxHooksxX 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX Really? You sleep with your children? Will you kill your child if you smell the scent of a human on it? (lotta love for your kid there huh?) Do you and your wife plan on sleeping with others? Will you kill the next guy that walks into your territory or near your children? Do you eat your meat raw without getting sick? Do you sniff your friend's ass when you see him? Do you walk around naked, shitting and pissing in front of anyone without any shame? You're the one that's brainwashed..
shadapple 1 year ago
@shadapple
I might if I grew up in the wild, but we learn things when we grow up. We learn what is right and wrong in order to fit into society, our parents teach us what is right and wrong. We have a higher intelligence than other animals and that is what separates us, our ability to learn. Ever seen a hyper kid? They're wild, they don't care what they do, they take what they want by force. Now imagine if you don't teach that kid right from wrong, they act just like wild animals!
XxHooksxX 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX 24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 1 Timothy 1:4 Neither give heed to fables (evolution) and endless genealogies,(evolution and the million year old man lie) which minister questions, (so so many questions about it that they search endlessly to concoct) rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do....You got it backwards dude.....get out of it and into the truth.
shadapple 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX 21Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. (evolution)
shadapple 1 year ago
@shadapple
Just look at the color of your skin. My skin is dark brown, can you guess why? It's because over the years our skin has evolved from the area you're in, my facial features are different than yours, my eyes etc., my dark skin helps to protect me from the sun. The same for asians, why do you think their eyes are like that? It's called the epicanthal fold, this fold protects their eyes from the sunlight and the extreme weather. According to you, should we all look EXACTLY the same
XxHooksxX 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX So it's healthier for a white man to be in the sun, than it is a black man. Because of your higher body temperature due to the suns rays, you are more susceptible to stroke and heart attack. It's a lie. If it was true, the blacks would be in the ice caps. You handle the cold better. Bye dude....have at it, but it's all Biblical. And it's all going down. Good Luck (but the people in their own areas does mean something Biblically)
shadapple 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX Sorry dude, you burn just like the rest of us. If skin color had anything to do evolutionally...seeing as how black attracts heat and the sun, the people in the ice caps where it's 40 below, sure woulda liked to have nice dark sun/ heat attracting skin. It would be the other way around. Sure a white person can burn, but once we burn, we tan. And while we're not sucking in all those hot sunrays like you are with your black skin. Our skin would be at 100 deg., yours would be at 140.
shadapple 1 year ago
@XxHooksxX I just copied this from the medical journal (If you want the webpage, I'll send it to you in a PM)...Heredity. Blacks, Asians, and Hispanics have higher rates of stroke than do whites, related partly to higher blood pressure. ....You're more susceptible to stroke, so evolutionally speaking, the people evolving the way you speak in certain areas, especially higher at risk for strokes blacks, in the hottest places, don't fit the equation.
shadapple 1 year ago
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@XxHooksxX You do realize the Bible has warned us about all this evolution and million year old man crap right?.... Romans 1:19Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. (it's obvious) 20For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
shadapple 1 year ago
Why doesn't anybody understand that the earth was created by Santa Claus, and Mrs. Claus gave birth to all species living on this planet over a span of about 5 days? We Clausists have overwhelming evidence proving our beliefs that Santa Clause created the earth, and anyone who says anything else is completely full of shit!
sorenlarrington 1 year ago 32
@sorenlarrington
That's a boldaced lie, you cocksucking son of a bitch.
It's quite obvious that our Noodley deity, The Flying Spaghetti Monster
created everything. Get your fucking facts straight, retard.
DorkDorkersonPSN 1 year ago
@sorenlarrington You got it all wrong pal, the Galactic confederacy (or whatever it's called) led by Xenu (I think brought us here! Duh! Humans are older than earth (or the universe I forget.)
Ahahahahahahah damn, I need to catch my breath, that's a lot of crap to shove down your throats.
RyannRebel 10 months ago
@sorenlarrington Ouch, sounds painful for Mrs. Claus
theresonlyoneworld 7 months ago
i'm cristian... but the theory of mutation and 'Evil-ution' as so elegantly and constantly mentioned in this video *pauses and breaths in* *maybe makes a nerdy snort* anyway the theory is that an animal with a mutation over thousands of years that has an advantage on its original counter part will survive better... tho i believe that it is more likely that an omnipotent being the lord, created the universe rather than that there was nothing Which EXPLODED! this kid is pushing the line too far.
Alage1 1 year ago
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1 am muslim i agree with you evolution make me laugh .this is the rubbish theory similar the rubbish richard dawkins.
srkkroh11 1 year ago
evolution are fantasy only.anything in the universe are create.all thing are very complex to create by chance.
srkkroh11 1 year ago
1 am muslim i agree with you evolution make me laugh .this is the rubbish theory similar the rubbish richard dawkins.
srkkroh11 1 year ago
Hehehe... poe's law FTW ;)
sakar181 1 year ago
READ THE DESCRIPTION
eddshomie 1 year ago
You are about 15. Before you make statements like this go to college get a degree learn how scientific theory works. Then you might not seem so silly. To say another silly thing: I BELIEVE in the THEORY of Gravity.....yes its a THEORY if you out there can refute that THEORY then I might have a tiny ammount of respect for creationists...
memsinan 1 year ago
jesus is god in human form. you are a dumb twat right off the bat.
dbx2soha 1 year ago
Son, I am disappoint
bobplatypus 1 year ago
very funny, doug!!!
WTerraS 1 year ago
Giraffes. Why would they have long necks? Well, the obvious answer is that with long necks, they can locate a food source which has fewer competitors. The long neck enables them to eat the leaves from the top of the tree. As these leaves are more exposed to the sun, they are also more nutritious. There are hundreds of credible reasons to think why an animal would evolve to form a longer neck.
DaiJonesful 1 year ago
why would a piece of scientific study, based on observation and reason, ever get to be called evil?
Essentially, you are calling alternative views evil, which I just don't understand.
DaiJonesful 1 year ago
@DaiJonesful Read the freakin description.
HiMyNameIsJayy 1 year ago
@HiMyNameIsJayy I have. It says nothing about it being satire, and just calls everyone a bitch. Not only is it not funny, but having watched many films on this topic, it is not outrageous to think this man is being serious. Indeed, watch his other films. I am none too sure. It is not just me who thinks he was being serious. Indeed, the description is obvious that it has been added after posting. Otherwise why tell everyone to stop bitching? The description say nothing.
DaiJonesful 1 year ago
@DaiJonesful I'M JOKING GODDAMN IT STOP BITCHING
From the description, you dumb twat.
HiMyNameIsJayy 1 year ago
@HiMyNameIsWanKer
Yes, you've said. Little rude boys in glass trailer parks shouldn't throw stones. Go play in the traffic.
DaiJonesful 1 year ago
get a life loser think about this the only reason why we are diferent than animals there was a mutation in there genes so ffs stop being againts my religeon u pregitist.
donxrangeNEW 1 year ago
@donxrangeNEW I didn't understand your comment at all. I have got that you were religious of some sort. But the rest was difficult to understand due to the very poor spelling and grammar. What religion are you? The "offensive" religion? Or the "I can't respond without being rude" religion?
I don't think someone who can't spell is in any position to others a loser? By the way, we are animals, and come under the "mammal" section of your text book.
DaiJonesful 1 year ago
funnnny!!!
lukaskoube 1 year ago
Every time you say e-VILU-tion in that manor I want to reach through the screen and pull your head off. You are an uneducated dweeb.
Damn6Deal6Done6 1 year ago
Just read the videos info, you're really joking?
BrightEyesAtheist 1 year ago
Aw man! You should make a video giving 5 reasons why you're an idiot. haha
BrightEyesAtheist 1 year ago
You are obviously not very well educated about the subject. Evolution is not random. It is adaptation to your environment.
TheBryan434 1 year ago
Hm... so it was a joke...
My bad, you convinced me pretty well. That joke and terrible arguments are really no different from that of a real theist XD
TheBryan434 1 year ago
As someone else said, your joke is indecipherable from those of true "true" believers.
MrHambergator 1 year ago
As for the giraffe neck...
The giraffes with a tiny tiny tiny tiny bit more of a neck would of has access to more food. Which would of made it stronger, blah blah blah, stronger sperm. More chance of having healthy offspring. Those offspring inheriting that tiny bit more of a neck....
Fast forward. A little bit more neck... ect ect ect ect = Long neck.
Gingechilla 1 year ago
You're to stupid to be an atheist. I don't care if your claiming to be joking.
SkepticHeathen 1 year ago
Sorry, Mutations are most certainly not ALWAYS harmful, actually mutations are helpful given the circumstances, and adaption all prove that mutations can be good. Additionally, the speed of light is constant, the nearest galaxy to us is 2.5million light years away. We are seeing Andromeda as it was 2.5million years ago, how do you explain this. On saturn's ring, please go look up the history and formation of the rings, it will show you that the rate of expansion of the rings was not constant.
MrSkyProductions 2 years ago
Take an E, polease. I don't see other way to cure indoctrinated youngsters like you.
isleofyew1 2 years ago
you say this is satire buy when you look at your facial expressions, you really believe in what you are saying
pkdrew3 2 years ago
It's satire.
Gorteenminogue 1 year ago
You, sir, are an idiot.
Earwig77 2 years ago
apparently this is supposed to be satire. so you're not retarded, just horrible at satire. my bad.
MaximusRelaximus 2 years ago
why would you think posting a video, for the entire world to see, demonstrating your profound retardation would be a good idea?
I love how you say "evilution" with such emphasis each time too, as if it's actually clever or something.
MaximusRelaximus 2 years ago
i would just like to say how appauled i am at the lack of scientific education that this person has recieved! he doesnt even know the basics of evolution
80kaytee 2 years ago
no the phone doesn't have genes or cells your a fucking idiot. You try to prove that god exists by saying evolution is wrong. Even if evolution was 100% wrong you still have no proof for your POV.
epikblue 2 years ago
I would find this funny if his voice wasn't so annoying.
someknave 2 years ago
The grand canyon was made by jews that had lost one coin!
Khaelieth 2 years ago
EVIL spelled backwards is LIVE.
Try doing some living and learning first, then talk.
One should read a book before one writes a book...Fool!
TheWhatever41 2 years ago
It sure sounds like Evil-lution is impossible.
Evolutionary Theory, on the other hand is a well established scientific fact.
Creationists who are teaching people their crazy ideas should be ashamed of themselves.
barnesen 2 years ago 8
Dear me. Brainwashed, deluded and uppity. Not one convincing argument or fact. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad. Evolution is not random. It is a process involving incremental change and adaptation. Time and time again we hear the same this ill conceived assertion of it being random. Read more science and less fables lad.
PictureMeLookinFresh 2 years ago
Evil-Llllution
polynomialxyz 2 years ago
ha ha ha i counted 7 times he contradicted HIMSELF, but he was sort of right about one thing, some mutations are not benificial his mother having sex with her brother and him being born now thats a bad mutation.
psycoelement 2 years ago
ha ha ha this is really funny.
1Bluejeans 2 years ago
yep and the 6th reason why evolution is a lie is..... if you look in the background you can see that he still hasn't evolved enough to make his own bed ! - Dawkins is out of a job..... or maybe God made it that way and we should leave it like that......
sarahnewt 2 years ago
ok right if your are taking out of this video its was so so funny, if you where being deadly serious though please go off and get some education. You are correct in saying that there are a good mutations! With the giraffe's neck is long and sort are softer is because the ones with the shorter necks died out over time as they could not get so the higher up leaves like the ones with the longer necks did, this takes 1000's of year and not just an other night thing!
melekhthechanger88 2 years ago
Wow! Fresh and clean neuronal tissue but the connections dont work (brainwashed and stupid, what a combination)
AvogadrosNumbero 2 years ago
truebeliverinjesus you still a baby and do not know anything about the world go study and wait until your adult and experiences before sanding vid like this,begin by cutting your ombilical cord
mystisme 2 years ago
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Is this guy for real?????????????????????
Znale 2 years ago
He can't be:D
Znale 2 years ago
sad, pathetic, hilarious. Please don't breed.
mikp2 2 years ago
you are retarded seriously do some research
Dane1073 2 years ago
evelution is not random chance, if you want me to explain what evolution really is, message me, its quite complex.
AnonymousKnowlege 2 years ago
a satanic atheist writer... thats a bit oxymoronic isnt it
AnonymousKnowlege 2 years ago
haha, fuck I thought you were serious!
theodorgerhamn 2 years ago
Shoot, hit the submit too soon.
BTW: look at the video description before you go all ballistic.
Yup. ;)
Th3Minx 2 years ago
The comment on the video says "lolz i almost got a golden crocoduck".
I think I smell troll. :)
Th3Minx 2 years ago
Agree with reiseRI. This kid is hard to take seriusly. Again he makes the normal mistake that evolution is somehow against God. Most evolusionists are christians, and most creationist are not. His "facts" are so stupid i wont even comment on them only to say watch "the foundational falsehoods of creationism" posted by Aron Ra, and learn
jardarius 2 years ago
twat
Dinnderladyman 2 years ago
you are SO unbeleviable stupid that it doesnt even make me angry, this really made me laught and feel pity for you in a certain of way.
im not going to even answer on all of your questions cos they are so god damn stupid but the q;number 5: its not by random change, it due natural selection
or if this was a joke, it was not funny at all.. i dont even know what it was. PLEASE do your research from the objects that you compare before making statements from them
reiseRi 2 years ago 2
lol this was funny xD
Thisismynameffs 2 years ago
why is it that satire and parody of creationism is so hard to distinguish from actual creationism without large disclaimers?
78volvo 2 years ago 39
@78volvo because thats how dumb creationist arguments are
11235811193049 1 year ago
@78volvo Because it's a joke either way.
Phelan666 1 year ago
@78volvo because stupid comes in many flavors
airplaneking 1 year ago
ok there is a problem here...either many atheists have no sense of sarcasam
or many christians come off as complete morons.
I tend to favour the former but Its still debatable
censorshipshit 2 years ago
why is all you furniture made of logs?
thrasher10000 2 years ago
If he's being disingenuous, I wouldn't call it joking. I've heard the same argument from actual creationists. He's either doing a good impression of them, or realized how stupid he was and tried to save face.
MMAharaja 2 years ago
the face of religion....there you have it!
Butarazvan 2 years ago
wow maybe you should consider anger management. Satan is a Christian/Jewish belief. So define satanic?
Gregoriose 2 years ago
The Grand Canyon story is especially intriguing. I'll have to research this sometime.
gaelfhear 2 years ago
this is probably an unhealthy level of commitment. kinda creepy and looks like the early stages of disassociation with society. or maybe its just a sadistic reproach on christianity
eichael09 2 years ago
What a jerkoff.
JGL53 2 years ago
Very well done. You almost got me!
mussusbutley 2 years ago
If this is satire and you're really an atheist 'truebelieverinjesus' (as your comment above suggests) then stop it. The more naive folks reading this probably think you're serious, and you might detract from the undoubted truth of evolution. If you're trying to be a supporter of evolutionary theory be more direct and therefore useful.
frostface19 2 years ago
1. Mutations. Dawkins was not stumped. He was realizing that he was being interviewed by hostiles.
2. Rings of Saturn are related to evolution how? We have many ways of dating the earth. It's older than 6,000 years and all methods agree.
3. There are plenty of beneficial mutations.
4. Geologists believe the Grand Canyon was formed in 5 minutes? My geology professors must not count.
5. Just because you think something looks designed by an intelligence doesn't mean it was.
Read science books
MMAharaja 2 years ago
1. Oh man your not serious are you? Have you seen the video?
2. Yep, using the faulty methods of dating built on assumtions can be twisted, and selective dates chosen, to try and make them reflect eachother.
3.Don't just say "There are plenty of beneficial mutations" name one (1).
4. No comment.
5. WoW. That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard...
mrlroe 2 years ago
1. Yes. I've also seen the video where Dawkins explains what was going on in his head.
2. There are so many different ways to date the earth, and all of them agree that the earth is way more than 6,000 years old. No twisting is necessary.
3. An E. coli bacterium in Lenski's experiment mutated in a way that allowed it to use citrate as a food source.
5. Just because something looks a certain way doesn't mean it is. For example, the sun looks like it goes around the earth, but it doesn't.
MMAharaja 2 years ago
You do realize he was joking right?
lychanking 2 years ago
You dont hit it of with many girls do you?
MrCarelo 2 years ago
your face is evil-lution
Donkamandic 2 years ago 2
:-)
Adsem 2 years ago
Don't quit your day job...if you have one.
By the way, can you give answers to your own parody "questions"?
I feel intelligence leaving me with each passing second.
Evolution MUST be random chance, if there is no Creator. Either Intelligence guides life or chaos. Simple logic, boy.
Now, go clean your room.
MrButtons22 2 years ago
It is pointless to parody creationist videos, because as you can see, noone can tell the difference.
morganbath 2 years ago 12
Brilliant comment. Maybe the boy can earn some money at Templeton Foundation or the Discovery Insitute, discussing the number of angels that you can put in a pin head or showing that evolution is false because the Bible can´t be wrong.
lfzadra 2 years ago
HE IS KIDDING U FUCKTARDS!!!!!!
hairymangina101 2 years ago 3
You dont say. Well you never know. By the way Im not retarded. YT is full of creationists bringing this stuff out.
I know it's fashionable for young Americans to call people retards, however it is rude and shows lack of class and basic manners.
roac7777 2 years ago
sorry if you were offended.... it just pissed me off to see so many ppl missing the description
hairymangina101 2 years ago
Ok. By the way are you a friend of "Truebelieverinjesus"
roac7777 2 years ago
no.....why?
hairymangina101 2 years ago
I just wondered why you answered for him and he has not.
roac7777 2 years ago
id like to believe that, but he's username is TrueBelieverinJesus :D
is that simple irony? :D
krttkalucska 2 years ago
This young man on the video is deluded. He does not provide any coherent and factual argument. He has obviously been indoctrinated by other creationists.
roac7777 2 years ago
he is just joking retard
hairymangina101 2 years ago
I can't believe nearly 450 people didn't realise this is a satire...
noodles321321 2 years ago
If you sneaked 10 cockroaches into someone's house numbered 1-10 in ascending order 1 being the slowest,10 being the fastest. For this expiriment the home is inescapable by roaches. The slower ones will be spotted and killed whereas the faster ones can escpae and hide. Leaving the smaller ones to reproduce. The faster offspring will be more likely to live long enought to reproduce themselves whereas the slower ones will be killed. Over millions of years this will vastly change their size
TheRedHotIceCubeMan 2 years ago
I don't believe this guy is joking, I think he's baled out.
TightfittingUnderpan 2 years ago
uninformed heap of cow dung!!!
Dahl1980 2 years ago
Don't make fun of this malfunctioning half wit retard. By the way Retard Dawkins isn't a satanist he's a atheist. You fucken moron Atheists don't believe in the Devil. And he was never stumpped that was a creationist haox. Get your facts straight you moron. Your young, go our and get stoned and laid you closet fag.
TheWhatever41 2 years ago
read the info area he's joking it's a satire
noahraymond24 2 years ago 2
you are an idiot and your points have nothing to do with evolution - rings of saturn, grand canyon? evolution is the refining of species.
P.s. if you randomly arranged all the parts of a mobile phone then obviously a perfectly composed phone would result after enough times
solosteve 2 years ago
Fail!
damnuit 2 years ago
Evil-ution is totally owned in this video!
Not because of anything that is said but rather by the fact that this person has an IQ significantly lower than that of most ,if not all primates, proving that there has been no evil-ution whatsoever in mankind.
Well done, kid, you showed `em!
DEZZIELIGHTBULB007 2 years ago
Thank you for this video, evolution is truely EVIL and all about racism
dorrtay 2 years ago
Not funny, no sense and stupid.
karussell28 2 years ago
I hope you're extracting the Urine, but if you;re not, Evolutionary Theory says NOTHING about Geology or Planetary science so that means you are a moron. Having said that your so-called 'theory' doesn't explain ANYTHING about Saturn's rings which you seem to think emanated from the planet. A phone is built from composite parts, a human grows from a combination of sperm and ovum, a phone doesn't grow, it is put together.
TightfittingUnderpan 2 years ago
read the description
noahraymond24 2 years ago
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TightfittingUnderpan 2 years ago
Thats what I like about You Tube you meet all these nut jobs either commenting or making sad videos like this pillock
roac7777 2 years ago
Sounds like you are too dumb to understand science so you cling to your fairy tails. These reasons are the stupidest most ignorant things I've ever heard.
plummer5000 2 years ago
dude, he's joking. read the description and calm down. No one is this dumb.
user11235813213455 2 years ago 3
Even if evolution was wrong and the earth and the universe was created, what evidence do you have to show that it was your god (as opposed to other gods)
meatwork999 2 years ago
I think what he is trying to explain is that the universe and the world are created with such perfection, that leaves no room for evolution, which in turn proves destruction.
Robinhook2003 2 years ago
Perfection? 3/4 of the world is water, and large portions are land, but completely uninhabitable under normal circumstances, like the Sahara and the Antarctic. The vast majority of the Universe is uninhabitable too. Not to mention all the diseases and flukes the body has. SURE SOUNDS LIKE PERFECTION.
TrueBelieverinJesus 2 years ago
what's your point then to refute evolution? I thought you meant that the world was created without room for evolution because it was designed with perfection.
Robinhook2003 2 years ago
Is this guy serious?!
TheSecretX 2 years ago