Shark Bites Diver

[untotendaniel]

but he survives!?!

really animal planet

[NazishDiPetrova]

He should try for a blowjob next time...

[haytnas]

that shark was a male, he doesn't take kindly to homos

[Ozznize]

yeah what can you say? sometimes life throws you a curveball and a shark bites your face

[paschalismoss]

απλα δες τον ροφο στο 0:50

[bendyboy124]

DUMB-ASS

[fjeppesen]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahh dumbass

[Megalodon64]

Try French Kissing a shark. Im sure you wouldnt enjoy it

[Kudinometry16]

LMAO

[fahadmutlaq]

u got frenched kissed by a shark na na nana nah

[WilliamsCF72]

Ahahahahha neck me en

[dancemania1011]

0:50 woh big fish! also i know they are quite friendly and you can stroke them but constantly pulling them and kissing them is a bit over the top i mean they are sharks! what do they expect the shark to kiss it back?

[Loljoqnoob]

that's just how sharks are kissing :) aww

[naeram]

hahahahahhhahahhhahahhah

[cb7pwn]

people like this not only have this coming, but deserve it!

[Reegatron]

Moron

[GokuSuperSayianJin]

Kiss of death!!!

[JamesBugatti]

What a dumbass...Notice you don't see one black person there. SMART! HAHA

[DBLClan2011]

Damn Nature you SCARY!!

[hipopotomusman]

fuken r3t@rd



[captain0104]

Haha these stupid things people do make me laugh.

[NewEraBoy11]

Well, you gotta learn!!!

[anonamedude]

What a dumbass!!

Ron Paul Revolution 2012!!!!!!!!!!!

[vespers119]

notice how in every one of these untamed videos people are always being retarded right before they get attacked?

[Cleopatra7899]

@vespers119 i never noticed that before, i guess that its God's way of telling people to not do anything stupid. your right,, cuz if i were that shark i would be really annoyed at him. i guess it was it's way of telling Dave to back off. and I'm pretty sure the shark wouldn't have let go if it really wanted to hurt Dave.

[PingingAndThat]

'everyday stunt' Since when was kissing a shark on the mouth an everyday stunt!?

[XxXxR4YR4YxXxX]

Kissing a shark...on the mouth? What is this, I don't even...

[UniqueKalOnline]

lol

first date - no tongue

[cootiebug101]

People call this guy and idiot! I think he was brave to do that. Kissing a shark is one thing but having the gut to do this is gods gift. But the shark was scared. Can't blame it! What if someone did that to u?

[MrPaddy657]

What a dick head ur not supposed to kiss a shark on its period

[manalhasan911]

Fart

[Worstnightmare2012]

what an amazing job

[BluntxDark]

stupid american



[blakedugan95]

who puts there mouth that close to a shrk you deserve

[vicschevysupra]

OMNG !!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IDIOT

[MrGetalifeyouidiot]

You deserve it... you idiot!

[sfrance783]

agiu ka sakit ana ui

[Bubblegumzpopz]

Even upright I still wouldn't try and kiss it! 0_0

[am199524]

Jack ass go dry hump a cacktus

\/(^.^)\/

[smokeming]

next time do the french kiss

[SAMFlSHER40l7]

thats bestiality.

[GhostsH2O]

next time put ur dick intru the shark`s mouth

[puppieglasses]

one question.... why would some kiss a shark?!

[danieluyanguren]

OMG!!

[murtalok]

fucking retard

[ParaTroopaGoomba]

Porno went wrong

[missapriil08]

2:31 - 2:35 when the shark bit ..my lip it... bit pretty hard

like really.-________-...it lok like it bit harder than tht to me..im just saying

[dannyricks1]

'A nurse sharks grabs it with its teeth and NEVER lets go. Dave is lucky, This shark, let go'............... Sort of contradicting yourself there mate.

[MrSoccerr]

@dannyricks1 yea but afterwards he said because he was upside down he let go, he couldn't bit with all his force

[ROBEESHAKE]

@dannyricks1 when i got bit on the leg, it took 10 seconds to let go (it tried to spin) and then i brought it to the surface. suprisingly it didnt hurt though. I uploaded some vids of the bite aftermath (it was a small shark)

[DaEverything]

he cant get girls not even a fat one so he resorts into animals. the first bionic shark will be formed really soon

[MRoderics]

The shark mistook his mouth for a piece of fish... Sincerely, do you think the shark would care about that subtlety? He felt meat and bit it!

[oahusquid]

YouTube.....oahusquid....check out the HUGE tiger shark my son and I ran into while spearfishing in Hawaii. Kiss that!!!

[Eestlaneonvisa]

This shark should have bit him in half. Then this world would have had 1 moron less.

[JackRabbitSlim]

So many people act like dumbasses when it comes to sharks, they can't get it right either way. They either treat them like vicious killers that want to hunt humans (which is bullshit) or they treat them like a pet or form of 'how big are my balls' entertainement, which they aren't either.

The fact is, they are the world's oldest predator, they are carnivores who eat fish and small mammels, not humans, but will from time to time take a curious bite when confused as to what we are. Have respect

[Maring0418]

0:17 world's most hilarious sound... THUMBS UP FOR TOUNG-KISSING

[lazi3dud3]

he should try kissing a bull shark

flip that shark upside down ahah

[MonkeyKing20I2]

'It probably just mistoke my lip for a piece of fish.'

Hey, here's a better idea. Maybe it was just sick of fools who think they can do anything. Imagine that!

[004saito]

that's what you get for making out with a shark dude...

[Comicking45]

G.G.W.S GETTING GAY WITH SHARKS

[SugaKisses00]

fucking loons why would you kiss a shark. deserve what you're getting really.

[adamindahouse1]

putting sharks on there back causes a state called tonic immobility so usually the sharks are no threat but it is still probably one of the stupidest things someone could do to an animal.

[Damnproud213]

STUPID ASSHOLE !! , WHY THE FUCK WOULD U KISS A FCKING SHARK ?!

[ShadowNAK]

he sounds like paul walker

[ihategordonstoun]

He completely deserved that. I hope he learned his lessons, other animals are not toys, they are OTHER ANIMALS !

[DeboraDivinity]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that's is so funny!!!!

[almightyhaggis2002]

did any one else find this really funny.

[MrFastsone]

u stupid man... why not marry the shark

[huyiy]

dumbass think they're all pro... stupid..

[21Silas12]

lol when the shark bit my lip it bit pretty hard... wow really?^^

[Guitarsearcherxgen]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[ivansofun]

What was he thinking...

[SAMFlSHER40l7]

@ivansofun he probably has a weird fetish or fantasy with sharks? Seriously who would want to be on tv and have this saying his name?

[ameenuk2000]

So these sharks are most tolerant to humons. that'swhy humons take the piss out of it.

[johnacsyen]

Respect wild animals.

[jeekilla1]

try it with a white shark next time...

[differentperson1000]

female shark...



[MultiDarkGoddess]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smsm032]

now kiss the sky for your safety

[mcatbs9]

Kissing a shark on the mouth? sorry but this is really stupid...

[darthroden]

@mcatbs9 No kidding, I mean what did this assclown think would happen?! He's lucky he came away with both his lips.

[mcatbs9]

@darthroden yeah

[mrbberryfaires]

@mcatbs9 , maybe the shark thought, "Dude, kissing me is so gay, anyway, i'll give you a kiss to remember!"

Yes, kissing a shark can be one thrilling adventure, but it is really risky and really stupid thing to do.

[orestepantegani]

BRAVO! LA PROSSIMA VOLTA FATTE FA PURE NA POMPA!

(eng. translation: "Well done! Next time ask for a BLOW JOB!"

AHAHHAHAHAH!

[oahusquid]

Try kissing a tiger shark....

[Od1n12]

Now thats what I call

*puts on black shades*

A KISS OF DEATH

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAH

[emkplayboy6]

What an Idiot!

[LordAnubis513]

damn that shark is kinky, THAT'S how you bite someone's lip

[JamesMKildavin]

intercourse would have been safer

[Kittywhiskers1000]

LMAO! Sharks don't have strong bites! Their entire skeletal system is cartilage. A great white’s bite is only just stronger than humans! Fuck, I hate this narrator; he injects false information into his viewers.

[LiposuctionINaLimo]

guess this shark was straight unlike the diver!!!

[MegaGojira3000]

If you play with wild animals, you will have to pay for it one day.

[AquaOnePhuket]

what an idiot !!!

[seasnake321]

yea sexydiver16 but there are sites with good dive stories on the net too. The myscubastory site has the best. They also have dive accident stories and videos; lost buddy stories and shark encounter videos. all of them are true life. Type myscubastory into google and its the first site.

[2NDGAME]

horny fo shark "i want a kiss"

[K0K4NE]

hahaha  twat

[maxsil89]

Maby it was just trying to give him tounge?

[oahusquid]

YouTube....oahusquid.....check out the HUGE tiger shark my son and I ran into while spearfishing in Hawaii last month.

[tharangafo]

why u kiss the shark ?

[kanishahannah]

Diver:come here baby gimme a kiss

Shark:i'm done with you(diver stills tries to kiss him)

Shark:i said i'm done!SMACK!!!!!!!!!

[niahaa]

SMACK!!!!!

[xGHOSTXRECONx]

You've got to give him credit, he admitted it was his fault instead of calling the Nurse shark a "Horrible unpredictable beast!"

[mina319]

dude hes lucky it was a great white or a tiger shark

[bumbasi89]

can anyone tell what kinda fish is that huge brown fish at 0:51 ? that fish is freakin HUGE

[yes90125]

@bumbasi89 I think Its called a Grouper.

[IDouglas16989]

at least it didint reject him!

[hannah182100]

dam that shark is quick

[bornintoit]

This my friends is what an idiot looks like in all his glory. Bask in the knowledge that you are not as stupid as this man.

[smlharvey]

idiot...

[holycow343]

diving down just to molest sharks......

[sedome90]

chuck norris would have bite back

[TheJojoso]

@sedome90 lol chuck norris would tongue'd the shark while he was biting

[largefighter]

if they like to kiss and hug a shark, they might as well fuck with it too = S

[G0RD13Z]

What an idiot smh

[puddz2k8]

The shark mistaken his lip for a piece of fish? I wonder what he got up to the night before.

[HueterderTraenen]

Vollidiot, einfach nur Vollidiot! Genau solche Taucher und Events braucht die Welt!!! Bravo und Brava

[exprominin]

How dumb can you get

[hnoobsho]

thousands of teeth?? DAMNN

[krxterm1]

why do you find these dumb a** people

[Octary]

It let go because sharks do not consider humans prey. It was startled. Holding it upside down and kissing it out of its visual sense. This was brought up and he put his hand over its eye.

[masterpk2k11]

probably that was his first kiss

[miguelofthedark]

He's stupid and lucky.

[Karabiner07]

at least he didn't use his tongue

[carrierox1031]

HAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHH­AHAHHAAAAA IT ATE HIS FACE

[shillysean]

anyone else just watch this on sharkweek?

[bloxtoz]

should of expected it. On the BELLY its ok I guess... but thinking it will be fine if u kiss em on da face? DUDE. YOU ARE STUPID.

[RightWingHunter666]

What a frigging tool. The 2011 Darwin Award runner up.

[CRISSS55555]

stupid pig

you stupid little pig, you could have bitten back the shark pig, you pig. i dont like pigs. these pigs like troubling sharks. the shark should have bitten off your lips pig.

[lavaling]

@CRISSS55555 i cant tell if u like pigs or not?

[CRISSS55555]

lavaling ARE U A PIG???????????// HUH PIG??

[lavaling]

@CRISSS55555 well maybe i am or maybe im just a lonely shark. who knows ..but the question here is " ARE YOU A PIG? WHO IS JUST JEALOUS OF OTHER PIGS??? "

[barrin666]

Oh c'mon! The shark was just kissing you back! Just showing some love.

[SteGe85]

che coglione

[BigThangsPoppinMayne]

"When the shark bit my lip, it bit pretty hard", no kidding.

[timmbober121]

@BigThangsPoppinMayne i feel sorry for you

[erickbodom10v312]

i thought this was just some guy who got attacked. this is his fault!! who kisses a shark and thinks it will show love back?

[898826]

What an idiot.

[gothcabaal]

atleast he has a good doctor

[mcboytisoy]

french kiss shark version haahahaah



[glst81]

Well done to his mouth.

[glst81]

Bien fait pour sa gueule.

[88888888PPP]

mistook for a piece of fish??? what an idiot, you deserve to get bitten

[andyboothismyhero]

Diving with sharks.

Rule number 1; Do not attempt to kiss the shark. It's a fucking shark and will literaly eat your face.

[doudouismybaby]

someone was a lil desperate....

[Bonethugz4lyfe]

Kissing a shark on the mouth has to be one of the stupidest things any human could do.

[Funmichi]

@Bonethugz4lyfe the key is respect for animals

[EstoyLloyd]

What a dumbass

[mustwo]

only a retard wants to kiss a shark on the lips

[nchwa]

Give us a kiss. What a farkin' MORON! Yeah, kiss the shark. Smart. Darwinism at its finest...

[minicab01]

Another nominee for the Darwin Awards.

[nerdkiller75]

Fucking asshole...

[salou671]

which do you think wanted the kiss more, the diver or the shark?

[Unicron4ever]

Shark Kissing... really?

Here are other bright job ideas: Piranha Taunting, Tiger Starving, Deadly Snake Startling and Unknown Brightly-Colored Berries Eating...

[bananasplit527]

ha ha ha ha ha ha thats funny...white people do the stupidest things.

[galatasaray710]

240p? step your game up animal planet!

[jimmymastiff]

why would u try to kiss a goddamn shark? lmao

[XtremeXecutor]

soft kiss :)

[Staxeh]

well who in the right mind would want to neck on with a shark? haa

[ateffii]

tryna french kiss a shark ..

[IAmBreeLynne]

OM NOM NOM NOM

[SupermansInMySoul]

And The Award Goes To.... Human Stupidity !! :D

[captainCanuck96]

he should have kissed the sharks ass

[xxxruzzelxxx]

cute sharks

[McSWTHART]

the only interesting swimming thing was the thing at 0:49

[Mysticsloth]

Bad day to kiss a nurse.... shark.

That's what you get for sexual harassment. XD

[motormonkeyNL]

@Because he thought it would be cool? An arrogant motherfucker who tries to be cool in dangerous situations.

To bad the shark was a great white.

[letmeinyoumorons]

Anyone this stupid deserves to have their entire face eaten off.

[plumber6936]

what happened to the 1 rule in diving? dont hold ur breath lol

[memory123100]

@nimheil it was a diving tour thing and that was one of the rhings that he would do

[TwilightPrincessSage]

Shark: hey man can you tell me where... Man: *kiss* Shark: O___O whooa whooa whooa... Ima bite those dirty lips!! *chomp*

[memory123100]

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

[looshaetv5937]

ooooooo yea baby cum here and give me a little nibble

[Tomahawk7670]

people are the most stupid creature ever. kissing sharks is a great idea